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Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo's Ex, Fancy Acholonu Begs Him To Take Her Back by Alexbio: 8:55am On Dec 30, 2022
siofra:
God forbid!
The last thing I'll ever do is beg a Nigerian man to take me back. Even if I'm at fault angry

At least you can beg a man to take you back worse case scenario grin grin grin
Beg is beg grin grin
Colour freak grin grin
Politics / Re: UK Meeting: Aggrieved PDP Governors Demand Tinubu's Support In Five States by Alexbio: 8:49am On Dec 30, 2022
Igboslayer:
When others were playing politics, Igbos were too busy with Kanu and Biafra. You now presented a weakling called Obi for presidency, the one that prostrate for Atiku whenever he sees him. Mumu people.

You live in two countries, Biafla at Night, Nigeria in the day, confusionist per excellency, sit@home urchins who called Nigeria zoo for many years and want Buhari to be Jubril of Sudan...na animals go give una justice be dat.... everything go clear for una eyes after February, shebi una sabi insult and foolish join.


Jungle don dey matured for obidients kiss
Let them keep expecting presidency like expecting food in restaurants
Politics / Re: UK Meeting: Aggrieved PDP Governors Demand Tinubu's Support In Five States by Alexbio: 8:47am On Dec 30, 2022
Deltafirstson:
I just dey pity this G5 and Tinubu.
You claimed to be fighting for equity and fairness and only Presidential candidate came out from your mind is Trinubu?
Since 1999 till date, Yoruba have produced 2 term President, 3 to 4 speaker of House rep., 2 term vice president, with so many key political appointments.
Where is the equity and fairness within the southern Nigeria?


Power is snatched not served like food in restaurants.......
Know this and know peace kiss
Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju: A Party Without A LG Is Dreaming Of Winning The Presidency by Alexbio: 1:11pm On Dec 28, 2022
HIGHESTPOPORI:
That's why Peter Obi is the rock.He was mocked when he contested for Governor and won in Anambra with Apga for the first time

See cheap talks grin
Past Glory dey intoxicating grin grin
I pray make Peter obi win Biafra so una no-go sit-at-home for 16 years in trenches grin grin
Politics / Re: Unpaid ‘Tax’: Bandits Kill 4, Abduct Over 100 Farmers In Niger by Alexbio: 1:22pm On Dec 27, 2022
Plus10:

Stop fooling yourself,is Obi the President or Niger state governor?


What is the linkage between Obi Presidency and terrorist attacks in Niger? grin grin
How does Obi correlate with Anambra incessant killings and Mondays sit-at-home grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Unpaid ‘Tax’: Bandits Kill 4, Abduct Over 100 Farmers In Niger by Alexbio: 12:09pm On Dec 27, 2022
Waterysperm:
Vote Peter Obi for security of lives and Property.


Because Anambra is secured and Peter Obi and his family chilersi in Lagos grin grin

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Politics / Re: How An Elderly Woman Close To Peter Obi Looked At Him (Photo) by Alexbio: 6:35pm On Dec 26, 2022
NwekeUG:
IGBERETV report

What Kind Of Look Is This? How Elderly Woman Close To Peter Obi Looked (Photo)



O weird
As shishi no de

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Romance / Re: Man Brags About Sleeping With His Best Friend's Girlfriend by Alexbio: 9:12am On Dec 26, 2022
360degreess:
.. This is the highest display of immortality.How can a matured man Post this nonsense?Is that supposed to be an achievement?...

Your fellow ladies are doing the most. grin
Men actually pride themselves in cruising with you guys...... grin grin grin
Inside life sha grin
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election Bet On Naijabet by Alexbio: 7:12am On Dec 26, 2022
SmartPolician:


I will stake that Atiku will win, but my vote goes to Peter Obi.

That's because the number of poor, uninformed, tribalistic and uneducated voters in the core North (NE and NW) is scary.


grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Marry Me! I Will Bring Half Of The Cost Of The Wedding, She Just Told Me by Alexbio: 5:20pm On Dec 25, 2022
Samakus:
Hi guys. It's Christmas morning but let me have your thoughts on this.

Just coming back from early morning Christmas service of my church. I have a friend (a girl] that is just a normal hello/hi kind of friend. Nothing between us.

At the close of service, she met me and suggested that I marry her. Initially I thought she was joking but she reaffirmed her stand saying that she has been given all manner of ģreenlights but it's like I take her for a sister. She bluntly asked that if I like her, I should marry her and that she will provide half of the cost of the wedding. I didn't know what to say cos truly, that's a first time for me.

She knows my woman and I told her so but she's was like, 'your woman can't give you this offer that I'm giving you and it's better you marry who loves you more than you love her.

I don't really like her in a romantic way. I See her more as a friend but this move from her got me thinking.

I love my woman and but I know she's not ready right now either. What will you do if you're in my shoes.

Insults are welcomed too. Based on nairaland way


Sometimes desperation coming from woman like this may be a danger in disguise or blessings. Essentially, one thing I must tell you is that, you should give her a chance to prove her love to you while you run a thorough background check on her.
Don't be too rigid or pathetic or emotional about relationship, it very disastrous! this is while a lot of guys ends up miserable or cold-blooded marriages. Having a failed relationship is better than a failed marriage because a failed marriage may leave you a lifetime injury.

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Family / Re: After Divorce, Most Ladies Turn Feminist And Marriage Experts by Alexbio: 9:01am On Dec 25, 2022
Pells1:
Top 16 Feminist in Nairaland grin undecided lipsrsealed

1 Siofra
2 Sheistoopretty
3 sweetplum
4 Candidlady
5 Begoniaa
6 Pocohantas
7 Virginprincess
8 mariahAngel
9 doggedfighter
10 Blessedmercy8
11 Jeweltz
12 Samantha123
13 Persephone1
14 Simplepee
15 Abkayee
16 ernnie457

Let's pray for these ladies to get married too undecided undecided undecided


Husband available here chief
Anyone with baal should subscribe shapaly


Celebrities / Re: Marry Someone Who Has Sense - Elsie Okpocha (Basketmouth's Estranged Wife) by Alexbio: 10:31am On Dec 24, 2022
Righteousness2:
Having a big wedding is good but it cannot keep a Home.

Having a Wealthy home filled with all the goodies of life is wonderful but it is not what will keep a home.

Marrying a Beautiful wife with the biggest behind and attack or a Handsome 6packs husband is fine but it's not what will keep a Marriage.

Marriage is an union Instituted, Invented, and Sustained by GOD ALMIGHTY. HE owns the Trademark of Marriage.

There must be a Concious action by a Husband and Wife to involve GOD and live by HIS Marriage act written in HIS Word the Bible.

Once GOD , His Word or His Commandments is relegated to the background, it does not Matter what you do, the Marriage will Crash.


May GOD have Mercy and Heal their Lives and restore their Homes in JESUS Name.. Amen

Riddles!!!

You sound sentimental and lopsided seriously!!
Only your delusional like minds can imbibe this your illusion of grandeur!
Life generally is a risk not to talk of marriage! change is constant in life. A failed marriage is better than a failed destiny. All these things (call it mistake, errors of all kinds) happen to humans to attest the fact that only God is supreme and perfect.
Are you God?
I wonder why this Africans are religious and myopic in the scheme of things globally! Especially this so called generation!
Give us a background justification why most powerful personalities in your Bible failed in marriages despite their spirituality? The likes of Samson, David, Solomon, John the Baptist and co?
Mr. Judge. Have you obeyed all the commandments? Do you have a working home? or tell me anyone even in the Bible who has fully obeyed the commandments in your Bible and consequently resorted to a happy home? You and your like minds need to have a rethink on this your dogmatic religion you sole inherited on this earth as your life ideals which has eclipsed your human reasoning!
Some of your mentors if not your fellowship leaders best know to you have brainwashed you to the point that you behave like dummies! unlike being critical in reasoning!
May you all get well from this sickness before is too late.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Got Shortlisted For NAF Dssc Recruitment - I Need Advise by Alexbio: 6:33am On Dec 23, 2022
chrisxxx:

Bros they advertísed those jobs to meet legal obligation. Most times before they advertísed they have the candidates only


Hmmmmm, Nigeria! Godfathers and Godchildren tins!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Got Shortlisted For NAF Dssc Recruitment - I Need Advise by Alexbio: 5:47pm On Dec 22, 2022
chrisxxx:

Are u just coming to Nigeria?

I just want to know Chief?
I have been applying but never got to final interview stage at Kaduna.
Though some people say people with no godfather still scaling through, but I never witness any
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Have From Now To January 2 To Choose Between These Jobs Offer by Alexbio: 1:18pm On Dec 22, 2022
Cazzim:
please do anybody here know the real or reliable salary and allowances of efcc,icpc or cbn,
and which among is a better place to work with, please I need urgent answer I will be glad if I get the answers.


CBN is best
Greatest mean and ends concomitantly
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Got Shortlisted For NAF Dssc Recruitment - I Need Advise by Alexbio: 8:41am On Dec 22, 2022
chrisxxx:
Don't waste your time reading. Go and meet the senator representing you in Abuja. Meet your governor if you can. Go to NAF base closest to you plead with the NAF Chief in charge. Be on the road. If possible change your name to Abdullah Mohammed from Katsina.
I just told you base on my experience.


Are you talking from personal experience or something?
Car Talk / Re: As An Experienced Driver, When Slowing Down, Is It Clutch Or Break? by Alexbio: 3:20pm On Dec 13, 2022
alizma:

This amateur has been driving for over a decade without issue. Do what works for you. All I know is that slowing down is different from parking or bringing the vehicle to a halt. Probably you need to look at the topic again or asked for interpretation.

O wrong Now!
Stop hyping your errors in driving. Don't you know pressing break on the motion without pressing clutch affect the car engine and you risk control of steering and other glitches grin grin
Is it automatic car grin
Afterall Nigeria is ridden with fake drivers! Driving for a long period of time does not make you a qualified driver! You can doing the wrong thing routinely and yet to unlearn it grin grin
Car Talk / Re: As An Experienced Driver, When Slowing Down, Is It Clutch Or Break? by Alexbio: 1:27pm On Dec 13, 2022
alizma:

Break first, you only go for the clutch at certain point when the break tend to alter the smooth running of the engine. Going for clutch first can even add to the speed depending on the level of the road eg, when on a sloppy road


Go and get trained in driving school amateurgrin
Car Talk / Re: As An Experienced Driver, When Slowing Down, Is It Clutch Or Break? by Alexbio: 1:25pm On Dec 13, 2022
alizma:

Break first, you only go for the clutch at certain point when the break tend to alter the smooth running of the engine. Going for clutch first can even add to the speed depending on the level of the road eg, when on a sloppy road

You na amateur
Shior grin grin
You go knock person down in Lagos grin grin
Car Talk / Re: As An Experienced Driver, When Slowing Down, Is It Clutch Or Break? by Alexbio: 1:23pm On Dec 13, 2022
deavicky:
depending on the amount of time u have and what speed u want to achieve.
If u are on 140 and u need to reduce ur speed all u need is to stop accelerating.
If it is an emergency or obstacles u apply break. If u want the car to stop on it's own at any point it wishes, you clutch down and disengage the gear.


Oga na lie.. You didn't attend driving school grin
on manual car your two legs, one leg on clutch and one leg on accelerator. In case of slowing down clutch and break are supposed to be pressed together with clutch being firstly pressed and and a break pressed. On manually car slowing most likely may require you as the driver to change gear (especially of the car is heavy due to loads) that is why clutch very important and due to unforseen circumstances, so the more the clutch and break are pressed the more the car want to stop and the driver gain full control of the steering.

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Car Talk / Re: As An Experienced Driver, When Slowing Down, Is It Clutch Or Break? by Alexbio: 1:10pm On Dec 13, 2022
RuneKingThor:
Clutch should never be used to slow down. So break first then clutch to change gear to match the new speed.



I doubt if you attended driving school!
Crime / Re: Ebonyi: Panic, Multiple Gunshots as IPOB Enforces Sit-at-Home Order by Alexbio: 1:06pm On Dec 13, 2022
onuman:


Did you not see Oduduwa Republic agitators waving Oduduwa flag in support of your Tinubu at UK Chatham House last week?
Oduduwa Republic agitator gangster, you have let yourself lose on feasting here since morning. After Tinubu's loss in 2023, go back to your agitation for Oduduwa Republic
sponsored secretely by Tinubu to blackmail Arewa to hand power over to him after PMB. Gerraout of here.


See mumu since 1999 Igbos are not relevant in Nigeria book of History again, you should be crying owning to your living on passed Glorygrin grin grin
Aftermath of February 2023 Igbos will see another open-ended 16 years of restrategising for trial-and-error just like you have Obi2023 now grin grin grin
Biafra is a dream grin grin
Igbos Presidency is a dream grin grin
What a dilemma grin
Crime / Re: Ebonyi: Panic, Multiple Gunshots as IPOB Enforces Sit-at-Home Order by Alexbio: 6:22pm On Dec 12, 2022
onuman:


So says a Tinubu urchinn.
An aged and sick Tinubu is your choice presidential candidate. That's why mumu like you has been feasting since on the APC sponsored marauders on Igboland.

After February you and your Hero called Obi2023 will be retired into your everlasting Sitathome in your country Biafra grin grin
If not insanity how can you call a Nigeria "zoo" and yet you want to produce President in the "Zoo" just like that! grin grin grin
I hope you guys are prepared to enjoy your Sitathome for another trenche of 16years grin grin grin
Peter Obi would be deported, this I knowgrin

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Crime / Re: Ebonyi: Panic, Multiple Gunshots as IPOB Enforces Sit-at-Home Order by Alexbio: 3:06pm On Dec 12, 2022
onuman:




...and you truly believe that the people doing all the destruction in the east are the people asking for Biafra? You are a propagator of false propaganda.
Nobody who truly wants Biafra would do the mayhem going on in the east.

Mumu category grin grin
So na Fulani started Monday Sitathome in the east to press home their demand for Kanu grin grin grin

Your dictators are looking for Biafra and using Fulani as foot soldiers grin grin
Only Igbos want Obi2023 and Biafra simultaneously grin grin grin
Sitathome as come to stay like Covid grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Ebonyi: Panic, Multiple Gunshots as IPOB Enforces Sit-at-Home Order by Alexbio: 3:00pm On Dec 12, 2022
JoeNL22:
Obi whether you like it or not?

Security, I repeat "Security" should be your No. 2 priority. Your No. 1 is dialoguing with these agitators. Its becoming too little for us to bear.


Mumu category grin grin grin
Your house is burning you want to save Nigeria grin
Kai common sense grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Amokachi, Peter Rufai, Ikpeba, Aghahowa, Adepoju, Babayaro For Tinubu Campaign by Alexbio: 5:33pm On Dec 09, 2022
danijesus:
Na money them find go


See mumu
Because you rich pass dem grin

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Romance / Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Alexbio: 1:21pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.


The truth is that the best recipe to reducing poverty in Nigeria is basic:
1. Broke guys shouldn't have erections.
2. Broke girls shouldn't get wet.
And there should be law to enforce it as well.
sad sad
Nigeria can get it right again with this simple approach not Obi2023 grin grin
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Reacts To Festus Keyamo's Tweet On Peter Obi Democratic Credentials by Alexbio: 12:06pm On Dec 09, 2022
IfnobeGod20:

Work on yourself because with this your attitudinal grandstanding and frolicking, you will be having problem with people around you. This I have deduced with interaction with you. Work seriously on yourself because you misconstrue issue too much.

It's not a surprise though. You're one of those half-baked graduates out there who need urgent help. Walahi!
Politics / Re: 2023: YCGG Endorses Peter Obi As Their Preferred Candidate by Alexbio: 11:45am On Dec 09, 2022
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People are amassing wealth from maize and cassava via corn flakes and flours grin grin grin
You and your fellow muguns amassing insults from corn and cassava grin grin grin
Tomorrow you sit down to recount and wail on people successes grin grin grin
Kai common sense is what is no longer common grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: 2023: YCGG Endorses Peter Obi As Their Preferred Candidate by Alexbio: 11:39am On Dec 09, 2022
DaCharis2016:
Are you still wailing and pained? If na me be u I don join the winning team since o! Join LP now o and see Peter Obi sworn into power in may 2023!

Peter Rock Obi is my next President by the special grace of God!

Peter denied Jesus grin grin
Wishing Denier another trial and error 2023 cheesy grin grin
When peter Obi decamp to Apc next year to rescue in sinking political career I pray his disciples are able to survive the shocks!
Politics / Re: 2023: YCGG Endorses Peter Obi As Their Preferred Candidate by Alexbio: 11:37am On Dec 09, 2022
Peter denied Jesus grin
When peter Obi decamp to Apc next year to rescue in sinking political career I pray his disciples are able to survive the shocks!
Politics / Re: Why I’m Yet To Join APC Campaign - Yahaya Bello To Tinubu’s Son, Seyi by Alexbio: 11:37am On Dec 09, 2022
Peter denied Jesus grin
When peter Obi decamp to Apc next year to rescue in sinking political career I pray his disciples are able to survive the shocks! grin grin grin

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