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Education / Re: 2015/2016 Uniport Admission Thread by AlexMaker(m): 10:17am On Nov 15, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: Premature Ejaculation Problem by AlexMaker(m): 12:03am On Dec 14, 2016 |
I would have advised you to google and read up advise from certain sites and discover how controlling your ejaculation is simply the work of your mind... That nothing is wrong with you biologically or physically. BUT you may have likely done that before so i wanna provide an option 2 Option 2 Try having a girlfriend whom you can have sex with everyday. It will wrk on ur mind and make u see sex as a very normal everyday activity you don't have to be soooo excited about. With time u will see ursef lasting longer with ur gf and once ur mind catches the control method you could last with other girls too. 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: University In Nigeria (hilarious) by AlexMaker(m): 12:39pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
wrote this from my experience. u are free to add yours guys 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / University In Nigeria (hilarious) by AlexMaker(m): 12:38pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA welcome to the university, where every student looks familiar. where you never stop meeting new friends. where everyday is someone's birthday. where you fall in love every week. where your heart is broken every week. where every girl you walk with is called your girlfriend. where true love only lasts two weeks. where all guys hate to greet girls with handshakes. where every 100L student plans to buy a car in their 300L. welcome to the university, where you are never punished for not doing assignments. where students don't "Pick" when they come late to school. where the lecture hall becomes a crusade center on that announced Test day. where students write the Test two hours after the lecturer has left the class and still begs the lecturer to collect it. where every student wants a 4.0 but they don't know where the library is. welcome to the university, where the lecturers are always looking for excuse to leave the class before time. where all the lecturers are authors. where the lecturers give assignments that are not on Google. welcome to the university where a computer engineering student cannot set up a computer. where an agric student have never been to a farm. where a medical student faints when she sees blood. where political science students hates politics. where a computer science student do not need computers. where a mechanical engineering student don't know what a spanner is. where every 100L science student want to transfer to department of medicine. |
Education / Re: Welcome To University In Nigeria (hilarious) by AlexMaker(m): 12:33pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
From my experience |
Education / Welcome To University In Nigeria (hilarious) by AlexMaker(m): 12:31pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA welcome to the university, where every student looks familiar. where you never stop meeting new friends. where everyday is someone's birthday. where you fall in love every week. where your heart is broken every week. where every girl you walk with is called your girlfriend. where true love only lasts two weeks. where all guys hate to greet girls with handshakes. where every 100L student plans to buy a car in their 300L. welcome to the university, where you are never punished for not doing assignments. where students don't "Pick" when they come late to school. where the lecture hall becomes a crusade center on that announced Test day. where students write the Test two hours after the lecturer has left the class and still begs the lecturer to collect it. where every student wants a 4.0 but they don't know where the library is. welcome to the university, where the lecturers are always looking for excuse to leave the class before time. where all the lecturers are authors. where the lecturers give assignments that are not on Google. welcome to the university where a computer engineering student cannot set up a computer. where an agric student have never been to a farm. where a medical student faints when she sees blood. where political science students hates politics. where a computer science student do not need computers. where a mechanical engineering student don't know what a spanner is. where every 100L science student want to transfer to department of medicine. you are truly welcome. By Vee Maker |
Literature / Re: Death Please by AlexMaker(m): 11:28am On Dec 05, 2015 |
I have never put any of my work here on Nairaland. This is a kind of test drive. I wanna see some comments on this, beacause the story is only just begining and i'll be open to add as many elements as you (my audience) request. So pls help by telling me what you think, lets see how this goes... Thanks |
Literature / Re: Death Please by AlexMaker(m): 11:16am On Dec 05, 2015 |
What do you think of this? |
Literature / Death Please by AlexMaker(m): 11:07am On Dec 05, 2015 |
"kill me now, i cant bear this another minute" i said to the officer. "Sir! are you okay? how long have you been laying on this cold ground?" the officer asked me. i could barely hear his questions. i could feel my cold blood on my back but i couldn't understand why i wasn't dead yet. i had prayed so hard for death. i have never prayed this hard in my life before. "just relax sir, an ambulance is on the way. I've got you" the officer added. "officer i do not need an ambulance. what i need is death. i thought death was free for everyone. why am i not dying officer?" i softly said. "pls help me die officer. i already lost my life two days ago when my wife and beautiful daughter was murdered. You guys assured me you will catch those robbers. But now i just want to die. I promise my spirit wont go after them, i will allow you guys catch them yourselves. Perhaps i will be too busy looking for my family. just help me leave here. i beg you" i cried. "Sir, you have to calm down. You are in shock. Just relax now, later you can tell me what happened here." the officer said. It was obvious to me that the officer hasn't been listening to my words. He thinks i was attacked. if this officer succeeds in getting me to the hospital i may be saved. why didn't i hit myself hard enough? why was i so stupid to think that strike was enough to take me out? i have to try again. perhaps i could swiftly steal his gun. it would do the job. i wonder if i still have that much strength. ooooh but i have to leave here. i have to die. i have to die. |
Literature / Re: *The Players Curse* by AlexMaker(m): 6:29pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
i'm that type of person that isnt easily impressed, but i stumbled upon this piece and only the first page took me. Perhaps if i was the patient readee type i would have read the whole thing but i'm not. I only read the first and the last pages and all i can think of is how low this 21st century has brought writers. Bro, YOU ARE GOOD @Davidflo I only you knew me you would have known what those words are worth. At first you started really cool and clean, it was okay by me... but i guess our people always like a touch dirtiness in everything these days. so u listened to ur audience... so sex filled the air. I still think its cool tho, never the less. i'm a writer too. but i do more of Scrip/play writing and Poetry... never been patient enof do finish a novel. But Davidflo, i'm really impressed with this... i wish u all the best bro 1 Like |
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Uniport Admission Thread by AlexMaker(m): 2:05pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
a decent female roomate needed at alakahia... the room is already furnished nd ready for move-in. call 08030919908 |
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Uniport Admission Thread by AlexMaker(m): 6:59am On Feb 28, 2015 |
indeed, hostels have been cleared out for freshers... it will b opened for those who have been cleared from monday 2nd March, 2015. |
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Uniport Admission Thread by AlexMaker(m): 9:16pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
oforkanji:dnt mind em |
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Uniport Admission Thread by AlexMaker(m): 2:34pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
stephx:hello, u can join our faculty of agriculture freshers' whatsapp group. u will meet with others like u. jes add this number +2348163095068 nd u r good to go. we solve eachother's problems nd ans eachother's questions. everyone else under FACULTY OF AGRICULTURE is welcomed in our group. |
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Uniport Admission Thread by AlexMaker(m): 6:59am On Feb 12, 2015 |
stephx: for faculty of agriculture freshers' whatsapp group... add 08163095068 Any questions or confusion whatsoever you have will be resolved at once |
Celebrities / Re: See What An Obsessed Fan Of Don Jazzy Shared On Instagram Haaa!!! by AlexMaker(m): 9:14pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Celebrities / Re: See What An Obsessed Fan Of Don Jazzy Shared On Instagram Haaa!!! by AlexMaker(m): 6:59am On Feb 05, 2015 |
hmm
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Romance / Re: 10 Annoying Habits Guys Develop After You Become Their Girlfriend by AlexMaker(m): 4:16pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
this is the very reason friendship before relationship is the best. friends dnt pretend |
Romance / Re: Join The Conversation, Tell Us Why You Are Single **might Find Your Match Here** by AlexMaker(m): 7:34am On Jan 29, 2015 |
i'm single because i havnt met my girl. i'm tired of managing, i'v decided to remain single until i find that girl wey go make me dey smile like mumu |
Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by AlexMaker(m): 4:58pm On Jan 28, 2015 |
am average height- 5 fts 8 inches am muscular and got six vivid packs fair skinned nd fairly hairy. am goodlooking too. but with all my over sabi work-outs, swags nd freshness i havnt quite met many girls who apreciate my body. mostimes they like me for my goodlooks nd sense of humour ntn more... its as if dey dont even notice my pacs... instead i'm called Fat evryday bcuz of my obvious muscles. so i think most girls arent even aware of the details of dia guys' body... all gurls want is love nd care 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: 11 Signs To Know If Your Girl Friend Is A Good Girl by AlexMaker(m): 4:22pm On Jan 28, 2015 |
my girlfrnd scored 10/11 using ur post as a criteria... so ur post says she is a gud girl. but then she smokes, drinks, and is arrogant to every1 else except me... am her kryptonite the tinz she does to me in bed completely rules out my need for porn. she lost her virginity to me at 22. she is a perfect introvert. am not exactly a good boy... but i love my girl very much i wanna know... is my gurlfrnd a good girl? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by AlexMaker(m): 11:11am On Jan 26, 2015 |
cloudyskyglind:lol... u no serious at all |
Romance / Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by AlexMaker(m): 7:23pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by AlexMaker(m): 6:06pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
dont u watch movies try watching romantic Mexican movies... u'll turn into a tutor |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Want To Give Me Bj by AlexMaker(m): 6:02pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
izsmike: abeg help me ask am o. cum eh, oya drop ur mummy's number lemme speak to her |
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Uniport Admission Thread by AlexMaker(m): 5:31pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
cruz22: it is good to exercise faith... but i advice u to start making plans on wer u'll stay... dont depend on uniport's uncertainties |
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