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Religion / Re: Catholic Church Donates ALL Its 425 Hospitals As COVID-19 Isolation Centres by Aliki(m): 9:52pm On May 11, 2020
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Just an opinion he-goat!
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Donates ALL Its 425 Hospitals As COVID-19 Isolation Centres by Aliki(m): 9:45pm On May 11, 2020
It's sounds impressive but this will likely help the virus to spread and infect innocent people, they have to understand that there are people (including children) who visit such hospitals for other ailments; Typhoid, Malaria, etc during this period....especially if the medical personnel in these hospitals will be assisting in the treatment management of the isolated patients in one way or the other.

It's not wise to have covid-19 patients in all your hospitals...normal people with other medical issues will be scared to walk into such hospitals for treatment.
Business / Re: Where Can I Buy A Bitcoin Hardware Wallet In Nigeria by Aliki(m): 11:02pm On Aug 05, 2017
boomcity.com.ng/product/ledger-nano-s-cryptocurrency-hardware-wallet/
Business / Re: Where Can I Buy A Bitcoin Hardware Wallet In Nigeria by Aliki(m): 11:01pm On Aug 05, 2017
Celebrities / Re: Mompha Ismaila Mustapha Poses With His Designer Collections by Aliki(m): 4:32pm On Aug 01, 2017
Gucci Slaves!

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Romance / Must Read! The Abroad Man! by Aliki(m): 12:42pm On Nov 01, 2016
ABROAD HUSBAND...
It is almost that time of the year again when all our brothers return home from "the abroad". Soon, they will come from all parts of the world- America, Europe, The Philippines, Malaysia, South Africa and even Sudan- to celebrate Christmas.
It doesn't matter where they come from, they will come with a black American accent. Even the ones that came from Sudan will come with pounds and dollars. Because the default currency for "the abroad" people is dollars. Abroad person that is spraying Cedis, is that one abroad person?
They will come to the village, and they will be at every ceremony spraying dollars and pounds. They will wear their starched laces and their original gold chains. I don't care the authentic quality of the chain, but as long as it is from 'the abroad', it is original. They will bag chieftancy titles that ends with "Ego".
They are the real MVPs. The Mr Steal-your-chic-and-convert-them-to-wife. They are always single looking for a wife at home. Yes, they are notcirculate, they come back home to marry.
You have a boyfriend who is just a civil servant. Fresh young man who is just starting life. You think you love him until your mother tells you about Emeka, the "abroad guy" that just landed in town. She reminds you about how you both used to be really close friends before he left to 'the abroad' when you were just 3 months old. Mama tells you he wants to marry you. You take a look at Emeka and you see the glory of the Lord shining around him. You admire his British-American accent and his fresh money. You think about your boyfriend- mtchew, "who young man with Dreams" epp? You suddenly start hearing the voice of the Lord telling you that Emeka the abroad guy is the right one for you. You suddenly realize that at 23 you are no longer getting any younger and you can't wait for a graduate who is just starting life.
Emeka spoils you while he is in the village. You both keep in touch as he leaves for "the abroad". You don't see him again but you still talk on phone. You are now both engaged and you are happy, you are dating a guy in Indonesia with an American accent.
Two years pass, you've seen Emeka only once. Because body no be wood, you have a side boo in your town who lubricates the engine when the oga is not around. But you are still engaged. You are getting impatient. You were 23 two years ago but now you are 35, or you feel 35. You nag, whine, write three different please-hide-my-Identity messages to "Dear Amanda" and "Dear Joro". Sacrifice 2 goats as burnt offering to the Fadalurd above. After some months, your prayer is answered. He fixes a wedding date but cannot attend the wedding because of work. So you just do the wedding with his enlarged picture anyway. That picture he was wearing a suit, that one. That's the one you kiss when it's time to "kiss the bride".
After three months, no Emeka. You realize you are now a western union wife. Another series of Dear Amanda/dear Joro messages, burnt offerings and pastor visits, God finally touches Emeka's heart to come home. He comes home for a few months to get you pregnant and go back. When he goes back, the real Lord - not my "Fadalurd" - decides to remember you this time and release you from your misery. You somehow realize that Emeka has two beautiful children with his abroad wife of 10 years now. Your eyes will now clear.
You finally wake up, after 300 posts cursing Emeka and other men specifically, you decide to join the Association of Online Feminists of Nigeria. Dear sister, Kolewerk. You are not. a feminist, you are just an aggrieved mega idiot who hates men, and that is not feminism. Receive sense inthe name of the lord!
Christmas is coming, if you like, follow abroad husband and go.........
Culture / Re: Sanusi's 19-Year-Old Wife, Saadatu Lamido, Stuns In New Photos by Aliki(m): 6:14pm On Aug 15, 2016
Pretty empty skull! I hope she passed NECO...

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Autos / Re: Ford Freestyle 2006 Model Tokunbo by Aliki(m): 7:10pm On Jul 10, 2016
Please include a price tag or, at least a phone number...this post is almost useless!
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Rescues Deportees From Libya, Splashes N6m by Aliki(m): 6:24pm On Jun 17, 2016
Nice one!

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Sports / Re: Yobo Testimonial Match : Osita Iheme (paw Paw) Scores - Video by Aliki(m): 8:33pm On May 27, 2016
Nice one!
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay And BurnaBoy Are NSE Ambassadors (photos) by Aliki(m): 8:43pm On May 12, 2016
It's a miss!

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Celebrities / Re: HFtv Africa Interview: Omawumi On Her Smoking And Drinking Habit, Flares Up by Aliki(m): 10:37pm On May 04, 2016
Everone is paranoid...no fuel, no electricity...you come they ask person if she dey smoke...in this hot weather? grin cheesy grin

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Politics / Re: Distribution Of Exotic Vehicles Divides Senators by Aliki(m): 8:00am On Apr 19, 2016
Animals!
Autos / Re: Super Neat BMW 523i Leather V6@1,35M(08096577304) by Aliki(m): 9:38pm On Mar 29, 2016
Bros, please what's the milage on this BMW?
Celebrities / Re: Fade Ogunro Flaunts Under Boobs At The 2016 AMVCA by Aliki(m): 1:49pm On Mar 06, 2016
She looks irresponsible...and of course, unsure of herself! Dino Melaye's made in Nigeria wife!

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Celebrities / Re: Kcee Flaunts Dapper Look In New Photos by Aliki(m): 10:41pm On Jan 17, 2016
Fashion 101: Kcee, you don't ever wear a Pocket Square, and a Lapel Rose on a blazer at the same time.....it's like wearing suspenders and a belt together!

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Jokes Etc / Joke Of The Day! by Aliki(m): 6:49pm On Dec 15, 2015
A farmer saw a plane full of politicians crash near his farm. When the police arrived, they asked the farmer what happened.
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Farmer: They crashed near my farm and I buried all of them.
One of the police men asked with shock; "are you sure they were all dead"?
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Farmer: Some of them were screaming, "we are still alive".
But I couldn't believe them.
You know, these politicians. They can lie!

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Politics / Goverment In Our Way: Dollars And Business! by Aliki(m): 7:17am On Dec 14, 2015
If you cannot find dollars to buy, blame BUHARI and not GEJ or falling price of crude. Government must stop being impediments to business and progress. If I send dollars to my brother or to "emm emmm", please allow Western union give them their dollars that I sweated to get and not change it to naira at a price that is not reflective of the true value.

People abroad cannot work good or mumu jobs, send the dollars home and one bank gives them 197 naira, only to pass back and give the dollars to Aboki to sell at 260. Buhari and his economic policy are stealing from Onome, Bayo and Chibuzor to pay Musa and Abubakar. (hausa-FUlani no dey hustle for snow. I never meet even one. If them dey, them few)

At least the last government stepped out of the way for people abroad to help their loved ones. To think one Musa, in collusion with government and a bank will make a profit of above sixty naira on every dollar those in diaspora send home is just robbery.

LET PEOPLE COLLECT THE DOLLARS THEIR LOVED ONE SENDS THEM. BIKO. DO NOT HELP THEM CHANGE IT BIKO. DOLLARS IS INTERNATIONAL. IT IS ONLY IN THIS ADMINISTRATION AND NIGERIA THAT GOVERNMENT IS DIPPING HANDS IN OUR POCKET, ALL THE WAY FROM ABUJA, TO ROB US OF 60 BUCKS PER DOLLAR IN THIS COLD WEATHER.

Stop stealing from us Buhari. COMOT FOR ROAD!!!

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Autos / Re: Carmy 2009, Dashboard Melting by Aliki(m): 11:45pm On Sep 01, 2015
My brother, I saw this earlier today .....good luck!


https://www.nairaland.com/2295462/very-good-car-upholstery-work
Autos / Re: Buying Opel Vectra......wise Choice? by Aliki(m): 8:43am On Aug 27, 2015
If you live in Lagos, you have nothing to worry about....Opel spare parts full town!
Career / Re: I Need Help, My Female Boss In The Office Touches Me At Inappropriate Pla by Aliki(m): 12:00pm On Aug 07, 2015
If both of you are not yet married, then you're on your way to becoming "second-in-command" grin

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Romance / Re: Lagos Girl Adds Boyfriend’s Wife On Bb,tells Her I Will Deal With You(live Chat) by Aliki(m): 11:45am On Aug 07, 2015
All you side-chicks/runz girls/oloshos, and house maids disturbing happy marriages....GO AND DIE RIGHT AWAY!!

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Politics / Re: Why Tinubu Boycotted APC NEC Meeting – Chieftain: The SUN by Aliki(m): 7:05pm On Jul 04, 2015
Rapsainot:
Since my younger days , I have known tinubu to be hated by 70% of yorubas.. I now heard he his now our FAV ..... oh gosh
we Yorubas need serious orientation , Nothing good can come out of tinubu

You're probably a Yoruba from Benin Republic....you're on your own o!

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Pets / Re: Check Out This Cute Little Tortoise I Saw At Me Backyard *pics* by Aliki(m): 6:48pm On Jul 04, 2015
It's cute....if i were you, I would want to keep it too, but be careful, don't invite some deadly viruses into your home. These "guys" do carry some deadly stuff around. It's not really safe when you pick all these creatures out of nowhere and take them straight into the house.
Business / Re: The Simple Phones Billionaire Femi Otedola Uses (photo) by Aliki(m): 6:39pm On Jul 04, 2015
agarawu23:
I said it before, you use big cars and big phones doesn't 'tag' you rich. empty barrel makes a hell of noise.

small phone with billions of naira control.

This are people who knows the value of their money and how to maintain it. You can't see them driving Lamborghini and that's why they will forever remain rich cool

Don't get it wrong bro! These guys use the best gadgets money can buy...from Lamborghini, to private jets and private Islands with a Yatch on stand-by...don't be deceived!

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Jokes Etc / Re: How Public Toilets Are Used In Different States(pic) by Aliki(m): 6:43pm On May 13, 2015
This doesn't make any sense at all...too childish, who pushed this to the front page? The person should be banned!
Celebrities / Re: Chief Tony Okoroji's Daughter Says Her Marriage Crashed Like 'Tokunbo Engine'. by Aliki(m): 6:57pm On Dec 19, 2014
If you stress tokunbo engine, the thing go do over-heating for sure! Why your husband no go get hot temper? When half of your boobs is hanging outside, and your make-up is like that of a teenage girl looking for boyfriend....Most of these girls want to be a married woman and still you want go clubbing every weekend, you want to remain married and yet you can't do without showing your cleavage ...all these young girls should grow up first of all before marrying. There's no perfect marriage anywhere o, if you can't withstand the stress and the responsibilities of marriage, it's better to remain single, or go and find oyinbo man to marry.

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Celebrities / Re: Photo: Chief Tony Anenih & His Young Wife by Aliki(m): 4:26pm On Dec 19, 2014
For the love of 2014 Range Rover Sport, blings, and vacation, girls don dey take hustling go another level o!

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Celebrities / Re: Entertainment: Ten Most Stylish Celebrities In Nigeria(pics) by Aliki(m): 1:11pm On Dec 19, 2014
Were is Julius Agwu! Madam Genevieve is just an average dresser by the way...
Crime / Re: Court Sentences Two Men To Death For Stealing Fowls! by Aliki(m): 12:11pm On Dec 18, 2014
It can only happen in Nigeria!
Properties / Re: A Jungle In The City: Story Of A 500-room House Where Tenants Live As Prisoners by Aliki(m): 8:48pm On Dec 13, 2014
Landlord no de force anybody rent house o for Lagos o....look around, and "ask questions" before you rent a place....What do you expect from a 500 room apartments when the tenants are not rats! Some people are too dumb, an agent who has never lived in a house will be telling you that the house "is well ventilated" and water is running 24/7, some will even tell you that "the Landlord will put-on the generator for you at night"....meanwhile agent don collect him percentage don waka. Who go suffer am?
Car Talk / Re: Dream Cars Of Our Fathers From The Past. by Aliki(m): 9:05pm On Dec 11, 2014
Nice one! cheesy

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