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Religion / Re: Saying Jesus Is A Prophet Is Not Blasphemy by AllahIsSatan: 4:10pm On May 18, 2022
Why not respond to how your stupidity has been exposed?


AntiChristian:


I think it's more appropriate to check your moniker and the attached from Hausa Bible.
Well, you have no shame before.


Allah ya Halicci Duniya ya kuma Halicci Mutum (Genesis 1:1-10 in Hausa) 10 Verses 11 Allah mentioned And see your moniker!

1A sa'ad da Allah ya fara halittar Sama da duniya, 2duniya ba ta da siffa, sarari ce kawai, duhu kuwa yana lulluɓe da fuskar zurfin teku, Ruhun Allah kuma yana shawagi bisa ruwayen. 3[b]Allah[/b] ya ce, “Bari haske ya kasance,” sai kuwa ya kasance. 4 Allah ya ga hasken yana da kyau. Allah ya raba tsakanin hasken da duhu, 5ya ce da hasken, “Yini,” duhu kuwa, “Dare.” Ga maraice, ga safiya, kwana ɗaya ke nan.
6[b]Allah[/b] ya ce, “Bari sarari ya kasance tsakanin ruwaye, don ya raba tsakaninsu.” 7[b]Allah[/b] kuwa ya yi sarari, ya kuma raba tsakanin ruwayen da suke ƙarƙashin sararin da ruwayen da suke birbishin sararin. Haka nan kuwa ya kasance. 8. Allah ya ce da sarari, “Sararin sama.” Ga maraice, ga safiya, kwana na biyu ke nan.
9.Allah kuwa ya ce, “Bari ruwayen da suke ƙarƙashin sararin su tattaru wuri ɗaya, bari kuma sandararriyar ƙasa ta bayyana.” Haka nan kuwa ya kasance. 10 Allah ya ce da sandararriyar ƙasar, “Duniya,” tattaruwan ruwayen da aka tara kuwa, ya ce da su, “Tekuna.” Allah ya ga yana da kyau.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Constitution Puzzle: Who Is Supposed To Register “Births” And “Deaths”? by AllahIsSatan: 1:03pm On Jan 14, 2022
If the constitution gave the responsibility to two different entities then it was clearly meant to be a shared responsibility.

For example, some courts created by the Constitution like the Federal High Court and the State High Courts both share jurisdiction when it comes matters or cases filed under fundamental rights in the Constitution.


BluntCrazeMan:
According to the Nigerian Constitution 1999 (As Amended), both the National Population Commission and well as the various Local Government Areas are empowered to register births and deaths.
...
According Part-1 of the Third Schedule of the Constitution; reading the Section 24(b), it states that:
The National Population Commission shall have power to, among other things,
“establish and maintain a machinery for continuous and universal registration of births and deaths throughout the Federation.”

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Then again, Section 1(i) of the Fourth Schedule or the Constitution reads:
The main functions of a local government council, among other things, includes:
“registration of all births, deaths and marriages”.

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I really don't want to believe that this amounts to an aspect of inconsistency in the Nigerian Constitution, or that the Constitution gave a particular job to two different offices.
But I really need to understand two things....
1. Going by the two sections of the Constitution quoted above, who is supposed to register the births and deaths in Nigeria?..
2. Is there any difference between “establishing and maintaining a machinery for continuous and universal registration of ALL births and deaths” and “registering of ALL births, deaths”??

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The reason I asked the second question is just in case I was the one who didn't understand the two clauses very well..
So that, anybody who understands the two clauses better than me (and the differences between the two of them), should put me through properly, and get me enlightened.
..
Thanks

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Politics / Re: Fulani Bandits Asked Their Kidnap Victim: "Are You A Christian Or Muslim" by AllahIsSatan: 1:00pm On Jan 14, 2022
The police warned him not to mention details of the operation that led to his rescue.

Kriss216:
The story no gel for ear.

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Politics / Fulani Bandits Asked Their Kidnap Victim: "Are You A Christian Or Muslim" by AllahIsSatan: 12:37pm On Jan 14, 2022
Celebrities / Re: Ja Rule And His Lookalike Son, Jeffrey Atkins, Jr. At Son's Graduation by AllahIsSatan: 10:38am On Jan 14, 2022
No need for DNA test in this case

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Politics / Re: APC Hails Buhari, Nigerians For Standing Against "Twitter Interference" by AllahIsSatan: 8:38pm On Jan 13, 2022
Further evidence that the abomination called the Dullard and his Crowwe Jihadists is nothing more than a sack of stinking poo whose worthless life has been a curse on everything he touches.

I just love the way Dr Olufunmilayo finished the fools

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Politics / Re: Zulum: Boko Haram Still In Control Of 2 Borno LGAs by AllahIsSatan: 8:37pm On Jan 13, 2022
Eeyaa,sorry eh. But I don't change my opinions just because the feelings of a dung beetle lowlife have been hurt, although I must admit that there is something touching about one low life trying to stand up for another set of low lives.

Pray to allah that he grants your heart's desires

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Sammyimpostor:


Your first paragraph shows how foolish you are. How on earth can you call Hausa-Fulani 4th class human being if not stupidity and pure hatred.
Politics / 'It's Not A Crime To Owe Salaries In Nigeria’, News Central TV CEO by AllahIsSatan: 6:59pm On Jan 13, 2022
A Kenyan broadcaster has alleged that News Central TV, a television station in Lagos, Nigeria, has failed to pay her the salary she was entitled to while working for the company.

The broadcaster who asked not to be named told FIJ she started working with News Central TV in February 2019 and was owed from March to September 2019, and from November to July 2020 when she resigned due to the company’s inability to pay employees.

As a top staff member in News Central TV in Kenya, her mandate was to establish a satellite office in Nairobi, but this never materialised because of the company’s unwillingness to develop.

She hired a cameraman and worked for the firm with other Kenyans on her own, but the corporation, she claimed, did not support them with funds.

“We were doing stories for the show, producing news and remitting it to them. But they never supported the office. They did not even register themselves here or give us money to do stories. They never even provided any of that support. We did things with our own money,” she told FIJ.

She said when the company owed her and other Kenyans for a six-month period in 2019, News Central TV expected her and other staff members in Kenya to continue working.

When she could not understand why they owed her salaries, she set out to meet Tonye Adonye-Halliday, News Central TV CEO, in Lagos in September 2019. But Tonya said the company would pay her.

However, after the meeting with Adonye-Halliday, the company paid her in November 2019 and did not pay her again until she resigned in July 2020.

“In July, I told them I couldn’t work for them again. In 2019, I was the only one who was not being paid. By the end of 2019 and the beginning of 2020, they stopped paying everyone. At some point, they would pay a portion of one’s salary in instalments, just for people to keep quiet,” she said.

Following her resignation, News Central TV appealed to her to work with them again, but she refused. She just requested that they pay her the salary she earned while working for them, but they did not.

“Throughout last year, they ignored my mail and that of our lawyers. The attitude we get from them is that they didn’t want to pay. I felt extremely frustrated. Even when I was in the hospital, I couldn’t pay my bills and they couldn’t pay me. I think it’s a culture there,” she lamented.

After she and other Kenyans who were owed stopped working with News Central TV, they discovered that Nigerians and South Africans who worked for the firm had left and filed a lawsuit alleging they were also owed.

“A lot of their former staff members in Nigeria have resigned and gone to court. It is easy for them because they are in Nigeria. But for those of us in South Africa and Kenya, it is a bit harder for us. They’ve been frustrating our lawyers because we’re not there in person, and it’s because they don’t want to pay,” she said.

“When you start asking them for your money, they will block you. I have all the emails and a recording of all the discussions on my money with Tonye in many zoom meetings. Tonye even told me that in Nigeria, it is not a crime to owe people salaries.”

When FIJ called Tonye Adonye-Halliday, News Central TV CEO, she said she would not comment on the issue until this reporter visited her office and that she would not be available for two weeks.

“Come to the office and come and see documents,” she said. “It’s beyond comments.”

https://fij.ng/article/its-not-a-crime-to-owe-salaries-in-nigeria-news-central-tv-ceo-tells-broadcaster-owed-a-years-salary/
Politics / Re: Muhammad Akinyemi: "God Don't Give Us 8 Yrs Of Tinubu After 8 Yrs Of Buhari by AllahIsSatan: 6:36pm On Jan 13, 2022
I post tweets of sane people and my username has a lot of truth behind it.

techmo:


So why not start using yours instead of posting random tweets of strangers, using religious provocative username like Allah is Satan
Politics / Re: Muhammad Akinyemi: "God Don't Give Us 8 Yrs Of Tinubu After 8 Yrs Of Buhari by AllahIsSatan: 6:31pm On Jan 13, 2022
Using your brain has nothing to do with ethnic politics.

techmo:
cool



Once you don't support Tinibu, you automatically turn a king to Ibos

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Politics / Muhammad Akinyemi: "God Don't Give Us 8 Yrs Of Tinubu After 8 Yrs Of Buhari by AllahIsSatan: 6:26pm On Jan 13, 2022
Crime / Re: Oba Solomon Akinola & 10 Oyo Chiefs To Face Kidnapping, Terrorism Charges by AllahIsSatan: 4:29pm On Jan 13, 2022
This is a communal land dispute that the Nigerian Police is trying to turn into kidnapping.

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Politics / Nigerians Humiliate BMC On Twitter by AllahIsSatan: 3:46pm On Jan 13, 2022
Politics / Re: Zulum: Boko Haram Still In Control Of 2 Borno LGAs by AllahIsSatan: 6:50am On Jan 13, 2022
Continue crying a pig about to be slaughtered.

I don't need any prayer from your useless abomination called allah

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mhmsadyq:


A bitter soul like yours cannot tell us he is any better than the bitterness he exhumes everyday on Nairaland.

I pray you overcome it.
Religion / Re: Where Did Jesus Call Himself God In The Bible? by AllahIsSatan: 7:37pm On Jan 12, 2022
Jesus is the human manifestation of the Word of God, therefore He is Eternal and uncreated since He is a part of God's identity.

Jesus didn't begin to exist 2000 years ago, rather He had ALWAYS existed as The Word.

John 1 14
The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth.


It was the event of The Word entering into creation and leaving creation to return to Heaven which led to the creation of Christianity.

Nowhere does it mentions Jesus as saying this. John allegedly wrote revelation!

Paul was personally chosen by Paul in Acts 9 3-6 to be the Apostle to the Gentiles.

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All of us exists in God's mind before being created later. God had a destiny for Jesus as well as everyone of us! Here Jesus never said he was God.

Destiny is a pagan concept. In Christianity we believe in Divine Providence. Our God does not program us to be Sinners like Allah does to his slaves.

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The Jews misunderstood him cos he spoke in parables mostly. God works and his messengers work!
This is also true of Moses, Aaron, Noah, etc.

The Jews, especially their leaders, understood Jesus parables which is why they resented His criticism of their hypocrisy.

Jesus said "....the father is greater than I" John 14:28 This surely means God is greater than Jesus.

The Trinity never says that all the Person's of The Trinity are the same. The other two persons of The Trinity are manifestations of God. Jesus was the Physical manifestation, while The Holy Spirit is the Spiritual manifestation of God which indwells Believers when they become born again.

And when Jesus was asked of the Hour in Mark 13:32, he replied " No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." This shows Jesus has a limited knowledge while God knows all things.

When Jesus said He did not know when He would return, He was actively humbling Himself and taking the form of a servant (Philippians 2:7–cool. Since no other mortal knows the time of Jesus’ return—that information is the Father’s alone (Matthew 24:36)—Jesus voluntarily restricted His knowledge on that point. It was part of Jesus’ submission to the Father (see John 5:30; 6:38; 8:28–29) and His mission to live a human life.

The context of these is "oneness of Purpose". If they are one, then Jesus won't die without the father dying too!

The context of the Oneness simply means that as two members of the Godhead, they share the same nature.

Sin against the Holy Spirit is not forgivable like sin against Jesus. Jesus has a limited knowledge to the father. It sure means they are not equal.

All sin is sin against Jesus, but sin against the Holy Spirit is something that only a back-sliding born again Christian can do, which is what makes it more serious than any other sin. If someone who is born again and who has accepted the Holy Spirit, continues to live a sinful life, there is a very real danger that the Holy Spirit will eventually convict such a person of sin and that is the worst thing that could possibly happen to a Christian.

This was allegedly written by Paul. Jesus didn't say any of these!

This childish and immature hatred of Paul by modern day Mudslimes based on their ignorant acceptance of Bart Erhman will never stop amusing me! grin It seems these degenerates now accept Ehrman over their own Mufasereen who hailed Paul as a prophet!

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Yeah! All Prophets are the way to the Lord. Those who follow them during their life time will be saved. Jesus as those who followed Moses and Noah!

Correction! All TRUE prophets are the way to God. False prophets like Muhammad who are liars and false gods like Allah who encourage living sinful lives should be avoided at all costs.

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Who gave him all the power? God! Does that make God powerless then so he now has more power than God?

And this means only the power in heaven and earth was given to him. Powers in other places were not given to him!

This is the height of stupidity. So Jesus who demonstrated His authority over the Seas and the Tempest is limited only to Heaven and Earth? Even Muhammad wasn't this dumb!
Jesus has power over everything, because He created everything! He had power over nature:

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He had power over His Birth, His Death and His Resurrection!

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Which government was on Jesus's shoulder? And did he ever bear those names in the New testament?

Again more ignorance, but the lack of intelligence from followers of prophet Sex Award Winner (SAW) no longer surprises me. In fact, I've given up on them as a lost cause! grin

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Where is Jesus saying he is God here?

Where did Jesus say he is God here? Kyrios (Lord) and Theos (god/God) are also used for dignified humans!



1.Who worshipped Jesus from when he was born till he died?

Wise men worshipped Him when He was born, while His Disciples and the whole of Christendom and Heaven worship Him now!

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2.Where did he tell anyone to worship him?

The real question is, Where did He forbid anyone from worshipping Him?

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3. You invited yourself here and you weren't forced to comment, were you?

For your Almajiri mind you think you have made your filthy abomination of a prophet proud abi? Má tàn rá yín.

4. Where did Jesus ever call himself God?
Politics / Re: Zulum: Boko Haram Still In Control Of 2 Borno LGAs by AllahIsSatan: 7:25pm On Jan 12, 2022
Look at this thing that is lower than an animal.

Your life is worth less than my dog.

Unlike you and your fellow Arewa street beggars, life is good for me.


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mhmsadyq:


These noises you make on Nairaland won't stop you from remaining a second fiddle before them.

You better start taking actions.
Religion / Re: Where Did Jesus Call Himself God In The Bible? by AllahIsSatan: 5:33pm On Jan 12, 2022
Give a clear unambiguous verse where he denied being God and rejected worship from men.
You can judge try and judge Christianity by the standards of your illiterate child rapist prophet, but you will always fail.

AntiChristian:


Give a clear unambiguous verse where Jesus claimed he was God?
Politics / Man Celebrates The Life Of Child He Adopted From The Streets by AllahIsSatan: 5:29pm On Jan 12, 2022

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Crime / Re: "I Strangled Her With Her Hijab" - Kidnapper Slaughters 13-Year-Old Girl In Kano by AllahIsSatan: 3:57pm On Jan 12, 2022
The people who bow down to a Black Stone 5 times a day are the most stupid people ever created.

Lovenorth:

Even the people that worship human being like them have some useless thing to say

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Politics / Re: Buhari Repeats False Claim On Nigeria’s Oil Revenue In Past Years by AllahIsSatan: 2:15pm On Jan 12, 2022
He is NL's biggest liar

EMIRofPUSSY:
shocked














left the group chat.

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Family / Re: Re: How I Used My Hand To Bury Myself. by AllahIsSatan: 2:00pm On Jan 12, 2022
You're your own worst enemy. If you won't listen to yourself, how can we be sure you'll listen to a bunch of strangers on the internet?



Degunners:
I made a post here which the MOD moved to the business section and since I just created this account I can't comment on it.

I just want to make something clear, I'm not lying or just made it up or trying to seek for sympathy or people to help me pay because I led myself to this stage and I will bear the brunt fully myself.

Why I find it hard to open up to my wife is because little things make her cry and I sincerely don't want her to shed tears for my sake. I will find a way even if not 100% completely honest to tell her about what's going on. I onced told her and I was able to pay off, I feel terribly ashamed to tell her I have gone back to get the loans again.

I want to appreciate those who really took time to give me some good advice. I will by God's grace pay these apps and God's willing this will be the tonic I need to be a better person.

I want to also say I didn't use the money for gambling. Let me explain how i got myself into this mess.

I do job for people and computer. I'm into Information technology, I do installations like CCTV, dstv, etc. So I do get money from clients to buy stuffs for them.

So one particular day I got like 100k to pay subscription for someone, I have this place I do go to watch ball and chill, so met some guys before you know I was into the 4th bottle.

And anytime I'm high, I spend anyhow, before I can get back to my senses almost all the money have gone. So I need to subscribe for the man and I don't have any reserve to fall back to. That's when I started borrowing form these apps. Now pandemic came business wasn't moving, I just have to keep returning to them.

Why I'm so angry with myself is there were times I will get some money, instead of me to prioritise clearing the loans, I still go back to hangout and have a good time.

I love the bad comments because I really need them. With what I make annually I should be very very comfortable but I don't have anything to show for the year I have been working since leaving school.

So I just want people to understand I am tired of trying to be solicits for help. I'm not begging.

All I'm asking for is for ways to come out of this.



God bless you all.

Crime / Re: Indian Man Arrested After Creating App That Auctions Muslim Women by AllahIsSatan: 1:55pm On Jan 12, 2022
I'd like to create such an app. There are many auctionable specimens amongst them, especially those street beggars from Niger Republic and Chad.
Properties / Re: � *an Uncompleted* *modular Oil Refinery* *for Sale @ Akwaibom* *state* . *la by AllahIsSatan: 1:54pm On Jan 12, 2022
It is uncompleted because the dullard was too stupid and envious to allow Niger Deltans to refine petroleum. He has successfully suppressed the building of refineries by Niger Deltans to enable his fellow fulanus Dan-EWURE to have a monopoly over refining petroleum that doesn't come from his wretched, poverty stricken Arewa Republic.
Politics / Re: Zulum: Boko Haram Still In Control Of 2 Borno LGAs by AllahIsSatan: 1:48pm On Jan 12, 2022
The North is bleeding because the typical hausa-fulani man barely has enough intelligence to understand the basics about life, let alone to understand that he is a 4th class human being whose life carries no meaning or value.

Boko Haram are just errand boys who are carrying out the dullard's commands just like the herdsmen.

That is why Buhari will start World War III if he hears cows are being slaughtered, but he will offer "condolences" when his fellow fullanus people are being killed like fowls.

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Romance / Re: Married Men Live In Regret!! They Are SUFFERING!! Don't Be Deceived!! (Photos) by AllahIsSatan: 10:54am On Jan 12, 2022
Red pilling doesn't apply to ALL women, just a handful of exploitative ones.

Nigerians are applying the Red Pill concept in ways that don't make sense.

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Religion / Re: Does "Hell" Really Exist Or It Was Invented By Religion? by AllahIsSatan: 9:44am On Jan 12, 2022
You'll find out eventually. Just hope that it won't be too late for you by then.

cornelboy:
There are a lot of reasons to believe that hell (a place of suffering after death) doesn't exist:
° in the old testament (OT) God never warned the children of Israel bout any possibility of suffering after death. He didn't mention hell to any of the patriarchs and prophets rather God gave them physical punishment.
When did the penalty of sin changed from death to hell fire?

° if hell is really a place of punishment to warn people about, why didn't Paul, Peter and other apostles emphasize on it? Why didn't they mention it in their Epistles or book of Acts?

°Hell fire is one of Roman Catholic dogmas.... probably invented to coerce people to convert to Christianity and increase church revenue

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Politics / Re: Police, DSS, NSCDC In Supremacy Battle In Osun by AllahIsSatan: 9:42am On Jan 12, 2022
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Politics / Re: The True Identity Of Bonny/Opobo People Facts Versus Fiction by AllahIsSatan: 9:34pm On Jan 11, 2022
Elele, Isiokpo, Rumuji, Ernohua, Akpor, Aluu Igwuruta and Obio group
Enuani, Ika, and Ukwuani/Ndokwa linguistic zones of Delta State. Igbo Ekureku, Adadama, Itigidi and Igbo Imabana

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