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Religion / Re: Five Valuable Things I Picked In 2021 by AllahIsSatan: 8:35am On Jan 02, 2022
Jesus is the physical manifestation of the Word of God, while the Holy Spirit is the spiritual manifestation.

They are both parts of God's nature and identity.

If God is Holy, then His Word, Jesus, is Holy as well and His Spirit, (the Holy Spirit) would also partake of this holiness.

If God is eternal and uncreated, then His Word (Jesus) would also be Eternal and uncreated as would His Holy Spirit. Christians do not believe that Jesus began to exist 2000 years ago in Bethlehem and that he stopped existing after concluding His earthly ministry.

Rather Jesus is uncreated and has always existed as The Word of God before He took upon a human form and entered into creation.

He is the Son of God by divine prophecy and not in the crude over sexualized way that Islam's sex crazy prophet accuses Christianity.


AntiChristian:
1. God loved us so much that he sent his only begotten (i.e.born by reproduction)....

Why does God need to father a son? Why can't he save us himself?
What sort of dad send his son to die?

2. Adam and Eve are two different humans our ancestors! Why should I inherit their sin? And is God not a forgiving God anymore? They have repented why can't he just forgive and forget instead of making innocent people inherit sins they know nothing about!

And saying all humans are meant to have dominion as kings and priests is far from the Truth.

Even Jesus and his disciples never came close to having dominion as kings and priests.

3. Talking about biblical principles do you mean the old testament or the New testament? I know you'll subscribe more to the latter and cherry pick from the latter!

4. Is Jesus sufficient or God almighty is sufficient?

Same Jesus that was asked of the hour but doesn't know it.

Same Jesus that was praying face on the ground to another God!

Same Jesus that allegedly said My God My God why have you abandoned me? A statement of disbelief!

Same Jesus that says he can of himself do nothing!

5. The holy spirit is just a figment of Christian's imagination. I see Christians saying they are in the spirit singing and forming Holiness. Only for them to start doing nonsense after! It doesn't stop them from errors like nudity, gossips, stealing, fornication, jealousy/envy, etc.

Where's the holy spirit in failed prophesies we've been witnessing?
Religion / Re: Let's Share Our New Year Resolutions by AllahIsSatan: 8:07am On Jan 02, 2022
Allah is the pagan god of the quraysh people of Mecca and yet your worship him!

AntiChristian:
No New year!

Janus is pagan!
Religion / Re: After Being A Pastor For 50 Years, He Converted To Islam. by AllahIsSatan: 7:37am On Jan 02, 2022
Scientists who believe that the sun sets in a pool of muddy water? What kind of oturugbeke "scientists" is the world producing these days? grin

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AntiChristian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKetWZeTjI4&fbclid=IwAR3T0bDbFQDnP8ziBgpV2eKMz5jZz8BwDYfU-2XyFBoKi2_NyXAD6_NVrfg

Watch 5 Scientists revert to Islam!
Religion / Re: Starting Year 2022 On The Right Foot by AllahIsSatan: 7:36am On Jan 02, 2022
Many filthy mûdslîmé beggars were born by the roadside last year and they will live and die as filthy beggars because laziness and illiteracy is in their DNA

AntiChristian:
Many claim to be in spirit last year yet they were unable to achieve anything...

undecided
Religion / Re: The Doctrines Preached By The Apostles by AllahIsSatan: 7:34am On Jan 02, 2022
No matter how many humiliations they suffer, the followers of the illiterate child rapist prophet still retain their inferiority complex towards Paul, a man who is head and shoulders above everything that their criminal sex maniac prophet stood for grin

They're even willing to go as far as lying about Paul's apostolic credentials!

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AntiChristian:
But Apostle Paul never met Jesus Christ till he left so how can he preach about Christ?

This is illogical!

Moreso, Jesus said he never came to abolish the law of Moses but to fulfill them!

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Religion / Re: Majority Of Christians Cannot Tell You What “jesus” Really Means by AllahIsSatan: 7:12am On Jan 02, 2022
It is the fool who is trying to say that Jesus and Joshua don't refer to the same person who needs to prove why they're not.

Like everyone else who matters in the Church, I have no difficulty in accepting the Truth.

Only the deniers of truth who follow the Satanic prophet and revealer of Satanic Verses need to prove themselves.


AntiChristian:

So you have many moniker here?

Differentiate between Jesus and Joshua in Hebrew and Greek.
Religion / Re: Except God Intervenes, Nigeria Not Better Than Sodom And Gomorrah - CAN by AllahIsSatan: 7:09am On Jan 02, 2022
And is it followers of the illiterate child rapist prophet who have their names in the Book of Life? grin

See as the fool is stealing ideas from Christianity as if POOphet Sex Award Winner (SAW) knows anything about the Book of Life! grin

Why not confine yourself to the Book of Sex which is what POOphet Sex Award Winner (SAW) promised his slaves?

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AntiChristian:


Yeah they do better indeed! Can you mention their achievement please?

Which of them have their names in the book of life?

Riches is only the measure of your own doing better in life. But your Jesus was not known with such riches and affluence.
Religion / Re: Except God Intervenes, Nigeria Not Better Than Sodom And Gomorrah - CAN by AllahIsSatan: 4:01pm On Jan 01, 2022
And yet members of CAN tend to do better in life than followers of the illiterate child rapist prophet who tend to be as illiterate and backward as their prophet.


AntiChristian:
Hmm!

CAN that cannot can!
A can of CANcaworms!

Nigeria will be better if we all do our bits...
Politics / Re: Akin Alabi: 'Don't Drop Out Of School Because Bill Gates And Elon Musk Did' by AllahIsSatan: 10:20am On Jan 01, 2022
Elon Musk didn't drop out of school.

Musk entered Queen's University in Kingston, Ontario, but Two years later he transferred to the University of Pennsylvania where he graduated in 1995 with a Bachelor of Science degree in economics and a Bachelor of Arts degree in physics.
Religion / Re: Majority Of Christians Cannot Tell You What “jesus” Really Means by AllahIsSatan: 10:15am On Jan 01, 2022
What is this thing trying to say?


AntiChristian:


So you have many moniker here?

Differential between Jesus and Joshua in Hebrew and Greek.
Celebrities / Re: Betty White Dies At 99 (photo) by AllahIsSatan: 6:42am On Jan 01, 2022
One dunce called HacheNoire has used his low IQ to chase away common sense.


HacheNoire:
One dunce pastor will be here to preach jargons in no time
Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of December by AllahIsSatan: 12:03am On Jan 01, 2022

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Religion / Re: Majority Of Christians Cannot Tell You What “jesus” Really Means by AllahIsSatan: 10:10pm On Dec 31, 2021
Jesus is the Greek way of pronunciation of the Hebrew name Yehoshuah. The word "Christ" is also the Greek translation of the Hebrew word Messiah.

The New Testament was written in Greek.

What nobody understands is where the name Isah came from because Jesus was never called by such a name until a certain 7th century false prophet from Mecca began using it.



AntiChristian:


Not Jehovah sir!

Jesus! How was the name derived?

What's its origin?
Celebrities / Re: Femi Adebayo Stares At 2 Busty Women At Sotayo Gaga's Birthday Party (Photos) by AllahIsSatan: 7:18pm On Dec 31, 2021
Where is the exquisite lifestyle? All I see are two fat hippopotamuses with ugly looking stretch mark udders.

dahgifted:
Celeb and exquisite lifestyle sha!
Baba God, my request fo next year.
Just bless me abundantly with wealth and let any sort of sickness be far away from me.
Religion / Re: The Life & Times Of Desmond Tutu - Dead At 90 (Pictures) by AllahIsSatan: 3:41pm On Dec 29, 2021
I have no sentimental attachment to the idea of a Nigerian identity in the same way that you Kaffirs have for your European developed country.

You dingbats actually think you are responsible for your country's relatively high human development index, but er, the White settlers who actually made you what you are, are leaving in droves and soon you'll be the next Zimbabwe.




TMKsouth:


LOL, so says someone who's president prefers cows over him. Are u still a perennial refugee looking for every little opportunity to japa from COWgeria? Still bruised that you're now persona non grata in South Africa. My sincerest condolences.
Sports / How Muslims Insulted Mo Salah For Celebrating Christmas by AllahIsSatan: 4:03pm On Dec 28, 2021
Religion / Re: The Life & Times Of Desmond Tutu - Dead At 90 (Pictures) by AllahIsSatan: 3:56pm On Dec 28, 2021
It's the bastardised form of heterosexual sex that you practice in South Africa that's responsible for your high AIDS infection rates.

I guess I ought to have reckoned that I have lowered my standards by wasting my time on a Kaffir. No wonder your former Boer masters regarded you as little more than lower life forms who only knew how to fornicate.

As for what I do in my spare time, I can assure you that it is nowhere near as evil as what you and your fellow South Africans do every day

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TMKsouth:


You're clearly very dumb coz otherwise you'd know HIV in Africa is a heterosexual disease. Heterosexuals also have many other STDs that afflict them but it's only in your hollow head where only gay people have a "filthy disease ridden lifestyle". Checked out straight anal sex on the Pornhub that u so often frequent in between your daily scripture readings, hypocrite? I hear it's all the rage these days.

Someone let a madman loose on me today.
Religion / Re: The Life & Times Of Desmond Tutu - Dead At 90 (Pictures) by AllahIsSatan: 6:23pm On Dec 27, 2021
The authors of the report were not 7th graders Mr leaking anus grin

And the report pretty much says what it means without the element of fägootry you've been attempting to inject into it! grin

Enjoy your fílthy disease ridden lifestyle and all the "benefits" it gives you

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TMKsouth:


U can't read, so stop my wasting my time. Go back to Grade 7 so they could break it down for u what the line in bold means. I won't do it for u - I have zero love or patience for homophobes.
Religion / Re: The Life & Times Of Desmond Tutu - Dead At 90 (Pictures) by AllahIsSatan: 1:42pm On Dec 27, 2021
Are you really this stupid or are you trying to get on my nerves?

there is certainly no single genetic determinant - sometimes referred to as the 'gay gene' in the media"

That foregoing destroys whatever slim hope you fäggots were entertaining of ascribing your unwholesome and filthy lifestyle to genetics.

Genes are passed on through reproduction. Same sex couples have never been able to reproduce so there was no way they could have passed on any same sex genes.

Your stupidity is even more pathetic than the state of your overstretched rectum.



TMKsouth:


U can only fool fools like u. Unlike you I actually read and can't be misled with half truths. Here's what those scientists concluded - even though there's no gay gene.

The researchers said: "We established that the underlying genetic architecture is highly complex , there is certainly no single genetic determinant - sometimes referred to as the 'gay gene' in the media"

U want to create the impression it's damning against gay people and it's NOT. They left the door open to other various genetic determinants.
Religion / Re: The Life & Times Of Desmond Tutu - Dead At 90 (Pictures) by AllahIsSatan: 12:25am On Dec 27, 2021
I'll never have a gay child because my children will be raised right. And there's no such thing as a gay gene.

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TMKsouth:


Let's talk again the day you have a gay child ok. Right now you're just screaming from the sidelines.
Religion / Re: The Life & Times Of Desmond Tutu - Dead At 90 (Pictures) by AllahIsSatan: 11:42pm On Dec 26, 2021
What an absolutely stupid thing to say! It was obvious that Tutu's moral compass was pointing in a different direction from what the Bible says, so the honourable thing for him to do should have been to resign from the Church. The man lived and died as a coward who lacked the courage to follow his convictions to their logical conclusion.


TMKsouth:


His own daughter who is also a priest is gay and was ostracized by the church, so he knows what gay people go through - unlike homophobes who pass judgement and hate on people they know nothing about.
Religion / Re: The Life & Times Of Desmond Tutu - Dead At 90 (Pictures) by AllahIsSatan: 4:52pm On Dec 26, 2021
He actually said that he would rather go to hell than than go to heaven if God punishes homosexuality.

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Officialgarri:
My respect for Desmond dropped a bit when he campaigned for legalization of Same sex marriage.

I may be wrong but that's how I felt

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Religion / Re: The Life & Times Of Desmond Tutu - Dead At 90 (Pictures) by AllahIsSatan: 4:43pm On Dec 26, 2021
Go to hell Desmond Tutu. Satan himself will welcome you to Hell.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Does "Boxing Day" Mean? by AllahIsSatan: 2:15pm On Dec 26, 2021
If that is the case, why are fílthy mûdslîmés copying and imitating the "pagan" practices of Christianity? Why do you have Ramadan Trees in imitation of Christmas trees?

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AntiChristian:
I knew Christianity is a mix of pagan religion! Jesus was not born in December. That father Xmas and Xmas tree sure looks idolatrous just as P. Kumuyi said a couple of years ago!

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Crime / Re: The Yoruba Cannibal by AllahIsSatan: 6:17pm On Dec 24, 2021


Johndoe100:
Jimoh Obabu Salau probably was born and grew up like most other Nigerian men of his age and generation. Unlike his contemporaries, however by the time Jimoh had joined the army and become a fully-fledged “mad dog” as we fondly call our uniformed men and women he had evolved into something very few people could have imagined. The problem was that Jimoh liked to eat. He liked to eat human beings, their internal organs to be precise. When the army sent him to fight alongside others in the Ecomog forces in the Liberia this was a perfect opportunity for Jimoh to get a steady supply of his favourite food. Alas as with all good things he over did it and was apprehended for killing and eating innocent civilians. In the best traditions of the military, they simply shipped him back home to Nigeria and gave him the boot from the Army leaving him free to eat some more of us.

Either due to circumstances or simply because women are a pain in the azz, he killed and ate the intestines of his wife and two children in 2003; he then sold the other parts of their bodies to people. Sadly, his wife was a police officer and was missed, he was promptly traced arrested and charged for the triple homicide. He was sentenced to death and was awaiting execution at the Kaduna prison. What happened next is not too clear but it seems it was decided by some “powerful people” that he was useful so he was PARDONED. And set free to eat some more of us.

Having learnt his lesson, that eating people that can be missed is not the brightest idea Jimoh relocated to Ogun state, in the southwest and eventually became an okada rider who chose a route that enabled him to take passengers to a motor park whilst passing through a bushy area. This was perfect for him, as he made sure that he had plenty of “meat” to eat and sell. Once again, luck ran out on him as some farmers saw him as he was killing a young 22-year-old student (Miss Idowu Aliyu) who he was taking to the motor park to catch a vehicle back to school. The farmers quickly rounded him up and called the cops. Sadly, the girl was dead. Jimoh is still being held by the police and has not yet been charged to court for this latest death.

The police believe that he has not been working alone and I agree. How many of you would like to bet that Jimoh would again be pardoned and freed to eat even more of us?





Politics / Aisha Yesufu:"Arewas Are More Upset With Shatu Garko Than With Bandits" by AllahIsSatan: 5:39pm On Dec 24, 2021
Bring Back Our Girls campaigner Aisha Yesufu has blasted Arewa Twitter for being more active in condemning the winner of the Miss Nigeria Beauty Pageant Shatu Garko than they were in keeping the #NorthIsBleeding movement alive.


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Foreign Affairs / How Scorpions Became A Popular Drug In The Islamic Republic Of Pakistan by AllahIsSatan: 5:15pm On Dec 24, 2021
A grimly fascinating report in Pakistan's Dawn newspaper features an interview with an aging scorpion-venom addict in Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province, near the border with Afghanistan. Muhammad Sohbat Khan, 74, says he has been smoking scorpions to get high off the venom since the 1960s, and only recently managed to kick the habit—by switching to opium.

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"Some drugs are more powerful than other drugs," he sadly told a reporter, speaking in his native Pashto language. The stuff appears be highly addictive, and when Khan could not find scorpions in his village, he would travel to Peshawar, the regional capital, to buy them in the market. The piece does not make clear if the scorpion trade is officially tolerated by authorities.

He described the preparation method for us as follows: A dead scorpion is first dried in the sun or roasted on a hot coal. Often the creatures seem to be roasted alive. “I would inhale the smoke coming out of the fire as the Scorpion is roasted,” Khan said.

Apparently the whole scorpion is inhaled, although the venom is concentrated in the tail. The "high" feeling from inhalation of scorpion smoke can last for almost 10 hours, although users tell us that the first six are said to be extremely painful, as the body adjusts to the venom.

"Everything appears like it is dancing," Khan said. "The roads, the vehicles, everything in front of me."

A veteran advisor for the United Nations drug control program in Pakistan and Afghanistan, Mr David Macdonald writes that the scorpion smoking habit is widespread in Afghanistan and India as well as Pakistan—and suggests that use may be growing due to enforcement efforts against more traditional mind-altering substances like cocaine and heroin. One police official in India's northwestern city of Bharuch told him: "Because of our successful drives against the sellers and addicts of alcohol, opium, cough syrup, and heroin in urban areas, young people are flocking on the highways to try the new craze of scorpion stings."

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Crime / (video) Thief Who Sneaked Into A House Is Eaten By Dogs by AllahIsSatan: 2:02pm On Dec 24, 2021

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Is In Love With This British Actress by AllahIsSatan: 5:39pm On Dec 23, 2021
Bros, Wetin you see for her body wey e dey affect you like typhoid fever? She no even be the prettiest actress for that Black Widow movie.

FuckYouPorn:
I won't hesitate to marry her if she agrees to it.
I'm so falling in love with her

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