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Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Passes Bar Exam After 3 Failed Attempts by AllahIsSatan: 7:12am On Dec 14, 2021
She takes her weight loss seriously. Soon that legendary backside will only exist in old pictures of her grin

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Jakumo:


I will have to try and find time to examine Mrs. NaYashian's plastic mountain range, with the special permission of her husband and ten babies, before I can comment on your observation in a meaningful way.
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Passes Bar Exam After 3 Failed Attempts by AllahIsSatan: 7:02am On Dec 14, 2021
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But she has lost a lot of weight in recent years...


Jakumo:
Thank you for this update Barrister NaYashian. We look forward to seeing more of your gigantic toilet-breaking yansh on display in the court of law, because we really appreciate silicone plastic surgery, and because any yansh that weighs less than 300 pounds gross weight, and any plastic udders not capable of partially blocking the afternoon sun like a lunar eclipse, are not big enough to prevail in the court of law.

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Celebrities / Kim Kardashian Passes Bar Exam After 3 Failed Attempts by AllahIsSatan: 6:55am On Dec 14, 2021
Kim Kardashian has passed her first law exam, having failed three times previously in two years.

The reality TV star, who is studying to become a lawyer, revealed on Twitter that she passed the "baby bar" - the first of two exams required to qualify in the state of California.

Celebrating her success on the social media platform, the 41-year-old celebrity said: "Looking in the mirror, I am really proud of the woman looking back today in the reflection.

"I failed this exam three times in two years, but I got back up each time and studied harder and tried again until I did it!!!

"My dad would be so proud and he would actually be so shocked to know that this is my path now but he would've been my best study partner.

"I am told he was notorious for making fun of people who didn't pass on their first attempt like him, but he would've been my best cheerleader!"

She is following in the footsteps of her late father, lawyer Robert Kardashian, who was best known for defending OJ Simpson in 1995.


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Religion / Re: Is Jesus Really God? By Pst Paul Rika. by AllahIsSatan: 8:43pm On Dec 13, 2021
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Felimax:
Very beautiful! I feel so proud when I see people that has deep understanding about the plurality of God.
Even with man, you can't separate a man from his WORD, from his ACTIONS. Yet this simple philosophy some people will never accept.
@ op, flesh and blood has not reveal this to you.
Politics / Nigeria Bleeding Into Coma Under Buhari, Says Former Buhari's Minister by AllahIsSatan: 4:13pm On Dec 13, 2021
Former Sports Minister, Solomon Dalung, says Nigeria is bleeding into a coma.

Dalung, in a post on his verified Facebook page, urged President Muhammadu Buhari to act swiftly to rescue his legacy from being banished into a trash bin.

He added that Nigeria under the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) is deteriorating speedily into comatose.

Dalung, who served as a minister under Buhari from 2015 to 2019, said he would not “fear the voices of cowardice, religious bigots, ethnic chauvinists or urban gorillas who feed fat on the ignorance and gullibility of the people.”

He added, “I have observed some people insinuating that my opinions on the current state of insecurity in the nation are as a result of no more being in government but they failed to understand that in government, there are laid down procedures of communication with direct access to the President or whoever is concerned. So you may only check whether while in government I utilized such opportunities positively or not, of course, I did not betray my conscience. I was not silent whenever the occasion demanded advice against policies inconsistent with our contract with the Nigerian people as a member of the Federal Executive Council because I campaigned rigorously for the Change Mantra.

“I have spoken against what in my considered opinion does not represent the integrity of leadership and sustained running battles with those whose motives contradict our intentions to effect change in governance, these and many more are things that are done behind the scene which I am not seeking the endorsement of any jaundice bigotry or sadistic mediocrity. How many people who served in government today speak against the dangerous trends confronting the nation? Should I fear the voices of cowardice, religious bigots, ethnic chauvinists or urban gorillas who feed fat on the ignorance and gullibility of the people? I am guided by conscience, I can't sleep with my two eyes closed while lives are being reduced to statistics particularly in the North and other parts of the country and all you expect from me is dignified silence?

“That's not Solomon Dalung, I am a personality that will say it to your face whether it pleases you or not, truth is eternal I am incompetent to sugar coat. My loyalty to President Mohammadu Buhari is supporting him to discharge the burden of trust Nigerian people reposed in him and not to be a praise singer. This was the covenant that brought us together, I pray I don’t betray him with the current temptations of trying to recruit me as a sycophant. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere, Mr President, Nigeria is bleeding to coma.”

http://saharareporters.com/2021/12/13/nigeria-bleeding-coma-under-buhari-says-former-sports-minister-solomon-dalung
Sports / Re: UCL Round Of 16 Re-draw: Live Updates. by AllahIsSatan: 3:26pm On Dec 13, 2021
Una mumu neva do?


openmine:
So the 'drama queens' will play Womanunited!
Mctominay get ready to see red! grin
NYSC / Re: Unvaccinated Corps Members Barred From NYSC Camps by AllahIsSatan: 2:46pm On Dec 13, 2021
Why shouldn't a person have the right to choose whether or not take the vaccination for a virus with a less than 1% fatality rate?

ChiefSosa:

I hope your underwear is always clean? So that when you finally enter market, you'll not enter with dirty underwear.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League Round Of 16 Draw: Live Update. by AllahIsSatan: 2:06pm On Dec 13, 2021
Thank goodness!

Ayemileto:


They have declared it void.

It will be redone by 3PM
Sports / Re: Marca: Aguero Will Announce His Retirement From Football On Wednesday by AllahIsSatan: 1:46pm On Dec 13, 2021
Best non English? Is this a joke? Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp etc are all jokes to you?

Chloraseptic:
The best non English out and out striker in the History of premier league...

I wish him all the best
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League Round Of 16 Draw: Live Update. by AllahIsSatan: 1:41pm On Dec 13, 2021
Have you heard that Atletico Madrid is asking for a new draw?

Ayemileto:

shocked shocked shocked

The rule says you can't play who you played in the group stage at the round of 16.


It does matter. shocked
Politics / Re: Daura Emirate To Turban Buhari’s Son, Yusuf by AllahIsSatan: 1:41pm On Dec 13, 2021
All worshippers of the pedophile illiterate prophet Sex Award Winner (SAW) are like that.

Aufbauh:
Misplaced priority and conscienceless move.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League Round Of 16 Draw: Live Update. by AllahIsSatan: 1:33pm On Dec 13, 2021
It doesn't matter! We want to play them again!

Ayemileto:


They played each other at the group stage.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League Round Of 16 Draw: Live Update. by AllahIsSatan: 12:17pm On Dec 13, 2021
What is wrong with these idiots? Why didn't they leave Manchester United and Villareal?
Romance / Re: Holy ghost batism by AllahIsSatan: 2:14pm On Dec 11, 2021
Are you serious or is this a joke?

NovesaTillie:
Let me be your doctor for today.
Not every woman who menstruates, ovulates.
Not every sperm that looks watery is watery.

Go offline from Nairaland
Get guava leaves, buy what they called Bara (bitterguard) , Add ginger and garlic and turmeric then boil all together. Let you and your wife drink it starting this weekend.
Take it for like a week.
It will detoxify your system of all the previous infections and junks that you or your wife may have picked up before marriage.

Afterwards,
Go and buy banana
Buy Peanuts
Buy tin of milk
Blend it together
Don't add water,
Take it like that for at least 1 month.
Let your wife go on Garlic and okro water during her fertile window.

Then go to the Hospital and carry out tests if nothing happens or come let's try wink
Autos / Re: Unbelivable! Grade A, First User Toyota Corolla 2011 & Custom Papers @N2.65 Only by AllahIsSatan: 2:10pm On Dec 11, 2021
Who no wan better tin?


Lavisha:


Omo see gobe

Politics / Re: ISWAP Kidnaps Passengers On Borno Highway by AllahIsSatan: 1:51pm On Dec 11, 2021
One day a similar thing will happen to your family and the world will call it fake news.

DubaiLandLord1:
Why can't you paste out the source make we use our eyes see am
Sports / Re: Rachael Aladi Ayegba Is A Bus Driver In UK (Photo) by AllahIsSatan: 9:50am On Dec 10, 2021

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Crime / Re: Ghanaian Man Makes Street Beggar Kiss Him Before Giving Her Money Sparks Outrage by AllahIsSatan: 10:41pm On Dec 09, 2021
Headslammers are holding down the begging industry everywhere, oshe

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Celebrities / Re: Willis Chamano Of Sauti Sol Declares That He Is Gay. by AllahIsSatan: 6:30pm On Dec 09, 2021
Even science no longer believes the nonsense you spouted here

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FIFApresident1:
Homosexuality is inbuilt, it's not a choice.

Our God dey create sha.

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay Shows Her Baby Bump In Dance Video by AllahIsSatan: 1:50pm On Dec 09, 2021
Abi o! And you yourself are the living proof of this your observation.

KillIgbohoN0W:
No father.
These oloshos are creating problems that this country can't solve in 15 years time o.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The New United Nations Guardian Sculpture For Peace And Safety ( Pics) by AllahIsSatan: 1:30pm On Dec 09, 2021
Then why does our Lord tell us that it is our duty to be able to discern the signs of the end times?

Matthew 16:3
And in the morning, It will be foul weather to day: for the sky is red and lowring. O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the sky; but can ye not discern the signs of the times?



Hanibbal:


If you are waiting for a statue to be erected some where before you start taking your christian life serious then you are not a christian. A true christian don't wait for signs here and there. Just serve God with fear and reverence I am ready always with or without beast image.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The New United Nations Guardian Sculpture For Peace And Safety ( Pics) by AllahIsSatan: 12:56pm On Dec 09, 2021
So the fact that there is a visually representative symbol of the prophecy in Daniel 7: 4 means nothing to you?

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Hanibbal:


So you believe this is antiChrist thing too abi..lol
My fellow christians always turning bible upside down.

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Celebrities / Re: Falz Reacts To Old Video Of His Lawyer Parents In Court by AllahIsSatan: 12:03pm On Dec 09, 2021
So does Kemi Olunloyo, but the difference between them is like day and night


NewsAgent101:
Falz came from an intellectual loving home
Romance / Re: Lovely And Beautiful Brazilian Traditional Women Looking For Love (photos) by AllahIsSatan: 8:52am On Dec 09, 2021
Yoruba culture, religion and language is alive and well in Brazil. They worship Sango, Ogun, Yemoja, Obatala, Olokun. I believe these women are descendants of Yorubas who were brought as slaves to Brazil for over 400 Years from the 16th to the 19th centuries. A.D.

RealAdewole:
Nibo latun jasi bayii... but how we fit ?relate

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Politics / Re: Delay In December Salary: FG Warns Civil Servants To Prepare by AllahIsSatan: 7:19pm On Dec 08, 2021
Stupidity was not meant to be advertised. Even BMCs should know this.


DubaiLandLord1:
Gazzete and there yeye fake news

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Politics / Re: Anambra International Airport, Buhari Made It Happen. by AllahIsSatan: 4:45pm On Dec 08, 2021
Your childishness is a joke grin grin grin Are you not the one who said that nobody was killed in Sokoto State this morning and that it was all a creation of IPOB media? Omo I won't call you a fool because I've seen foolishness many times on this forum and I know what it is. Your case is something worse than stupidity.

Godons1:


Anambra People are still celebrating, as Buhari built an International Airport in the State. grin

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Science/Technology / Chinese Lunar Rover Sights Strange "Cube" On The Moon, Inspires Sci Fi Fans by AllahIsSatan: 4:43pm On Dec 08, 2021
A photograph of a cube-like object captured by a Chinese rover on the far side of the moon has fanned speculation over what it could be and inspired a host of memes by Chinese internet users.

The Yutu-2 caught an image of what seems like a large cubic object on the horizon about 80 metres (87 yards) from its location, said Our Space, a Chinese government science website, citing the rover's last log on Dec. 3.

Under the hashtag "Yutu's latest discovery", a series of internet memes showed the rover rolling over the lunar plain towards a pair of obelisks, a tall monolith, and even a giant hammer and sickle - the symbol of the Communist Party.

"It's space junk left behind by the U.S.," one Chinese internet user wrote in a social media post.

"Get a bit closer, and you'd see it's a nucleic acid test site for COVID-19," another quipped.

"It's the home of aliens!" a third said in mock horror.

Others suggested a more mundane possibility - it's just a boulder.

The solar-powered Yutu, or "Jade Rabbit" in Chinese, will cover the distance of 80 metres in two to three lunar days, according to Our Space, or two to three Earth months.

The robotic rover has been operating in the Von Karman Crater in the South Pole-Aitken Basin since its deployment in January 2019.

The mission was a historic first, with no other nation having landed on the far side of the moon until then.

With the moon tidally locked to Earth - rotating at the same speed as it orbits our planet - most of its "dark side" is never visible to those on Earth.

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Politics / Re: Anambra International Airport, Buhari Made It Happen. by AllahIsSatan: 4:32pm On Dec 08, 2021
You mean the rented crowd like the one he gave 700 million in Imo State? I wonder how much he paid these ones. All of a sudden I'm realising that the dullard loves giving money to the South East while his own people live like animals.

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Godons1:



Bla bla bla bla bla

The people of Anambra are celebrating the good gesture of President Buhari, but you dey here dey blab upandan.
Politics / Re: El-Rufai: We No Longer Depend On Allocation To Run Kaduna by AllahIsSatan: 4:27pm On Dec 08, 2021
You're right, Abokis are moving forward. They have graduated from eating grass to eating from dustbins and they are still the undisputed number champions of illiteracy, disease, poverty, wretchedness and street begging!



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Almaiga:
The North is moving forward while the East is moving at the opposite direction grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Anambra International Airport, Buhari Made It Happen. by AllahIsSatan: 4:24pm On Dec 08, 2021
He's saying something basic which even people with a single digit IQ ought to understand.

Godons1:


What is this one saying?
Politics / Re: It's Official, South EAST Have The Highest Unemployment Rate. by AllahIsSatan: 4:09pm On Dec 08, 2021
grin grin grin grin See as the news pain mumu like dagger! So tey he begin call World Bank an Aba made institution! grin grin grin

Tell me, is this one also Aba made?

You and your wretched filthy almajiris are destined to eat from dustbins one day no matter how many lies you use to hide from the truth! grin grin grin

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Godons1:


Carry your Aba made statistics comot for here grin
Religion / Re: What Attracted You To Your Current Church by AllahIsSatan: 2:06pm On Dec 08, 2021
grin grin The guy's day is not complete unless he talks about Christians and Christianity!

What is this nonsense he is saying that the koran told muslims to pray 5 times a day?

The koran contains no such thing!

Muhammad was initially copying the Jews and praying 3 times a day while facing Jerusalem. In fact, he was copying how Daniel used to pray in the Bible:

Daniel 6:10-28

Daniel always prayed to God three times every day. Three times every day, he bowed down on his knees to pray and praise God. Even though Daniel heard about the new law, he still went to his house to pray. He went up to the upper room of his house and opened the windows that faced toward Jerusalem. Then Daniel bowed down on his knees and prayed just as he always had done.


All the useful elements of their stupid religion were plagiarized from the Bible! grin grin

While all the stupid things in their religion came from Muhammad's ignorance as a common village illiterate and the ignorance of the Arab Pagans around him!

Leverage2021:
[s][/s]Muslims are laughing at you right now

Don't run you are on the spot don't shift goal post tongue tongue

Prove your own statement

This is one of the pillars of Islam and you can't proof it

What a mess

What a joke

cc advocatejare allahissatan grin grin

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