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Politics / You Are A Muslim by ALORLONDON: 1:32pm On Jul 17, 2014
Muslims are not happy
They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
So, where are they happy?
They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic! And who do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves... THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!! And they want to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they came from where they were unhappy. Try to find logic in that ! Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor... You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes... You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth... You are a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean... You are a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide... You are a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against... You are a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing... You are a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs... You are a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four... You are a Muslim
10. If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it... You are a Muslim!!

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Business To Business / Re: Express Money Transfer, Rate Updated Daily by ALORLONDON: 10:02pm On Sep 30, 2013
Where in d Uk are you located?
Politics / Re: Patience - Amaechi And His Wife Refused To Pay Me Condolence Visit by ALORLONDON: 3:22pm On Aug 20, 2013
To be sincere why does Patience Jonathan thinks she's of any relevance in Nigerian politics? If Amaechi didn't pay you a condolence visit so what? Is he your slave or is he by any means answerable to you? Do not pay him a condolence visit when he loses any of h I s folks please. Let us hear I beg. You making the state ungovernable gor him you're looking for condolence visit. In the words of Femi Kuti "I sorry for Nigeria".

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Politics / Re: Bill To Stop Overseas Medical-Treatments For Officials Underway by ALORLONDON: 11:09am On Apr 16, 2013
It states that the illness that can be tackled in Nigeria will now be paid for by the government. Please read the article and understand it first before rushing to make a comment.
israel007: For what. Nigeria will be the first to do that. So they should stay back and die even when there are no adequate medical facilities in 9ja.

They should concentrate on putting efficient and effective medical facilities in place. Until then, the minister can go and sleep
Celebrities / Re: An Exclusive Interview With PSquare by ALORLONDON: 4:26pm On Mar 23, 2013
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My guy, English is not their mother tongue and they have proven to you that you don't need queen English to make it big. Afterall Tuface to doesn't speak better English and look where he is. Where have you gotten to with your queens English if you can speak it self. Broke ass failure like you. Anuofia
Science/Technology / Re: Lion Hugs Woman That Rescued Him 6 Years Earlier by ALORLONDON: 6:33pm On Mar 11, 2013
Lovely
Culture / Attack The Message Not The Messenger by ALORLONDON: 3:47pm On Mar 11, 2013
Fellow Nigerians, just to point out that we can have better discussions on nairaland about issues of common or personal interest without abusing and insulting ourselves. Every individual is worthy of his or her opinion and shouldn't be crucified for airing he's. Lets make this forum sane and for the sane. Cheers peeps.
Culture / Re: People Build Better Houses In The Village: Why? by ALORLONDON: 3:26pm On Mar 11, 2013
It all started during the Biafran War, when we igbos returned home but had no house at home as majority of us had only build houses in the cities where we lived before the war. Thereafter, we decided to build at home instead. Proudly igbo.

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Travel / What's Up People by ALORLONDON: 3:33pm On Feb 05, 2013
Just hailing all my Nigerian peeps.
Sports / Re: Man Dies Watching Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast by ALORLONDON: 2:52am On Feb 05, 2013
wow. such a pity

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