Please I would like to get stories about this

God1000:
Did she bewitch the man? what kind of marriage is that

hahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Girl i am laughing hysterically. lol

The Kindergarten Secretary


On my 21st birthday, my boyfriend promised me he was going to help me get a job after I got admission into National Open University. The institution's motto is “Work and Learn,” and I was very eager to get my self busy since the university did not hold lectures like other conventional universities.

Few days after my matriculation ceremony, I received a call from a man while I was having lunch with my hostel friends. He told me Julius(my boyfriend) spoke to him about me, and he requested we meet at a school in Evboutu or lose the big job. I had only swallowed two balls of Eba and I wasn’t filled at all, but I sprinted to my room and changed to something modest. I didn't want to lose this big job.

As soon as I got to the school, I explained to the gateman, and he directed me to an office. Seated there was a guy, probably a teacher because he had this long neck physics teachers usually had. The office had an empty seat and desk in it. On the desk was a laptop and some bunch of files. Upon sighting the chair and desk, I was like,
“wow this is my seat, I’m going to be a secretary.”

The first question he asked me was:
“Do you love children?”
Okay, what's happening here, I was confused, what do loving children have to do with a secretary job?
After a moment of silence I replied:
"Yes sir, I love kids very much."
“Wonderful” He exclaimed
"I’m the Director of this school, Julius told me about you. I like young girls who are hardworking, come tomorrow by 9am for your interview, I want you already". He concluded with a smile and gave me N1000 to go back home.

“Thank you so much”! I quickly collected it, and left the office.
On my way home I picked up my phone and called Julius
“Hello, baby guess what.” I asked
“what” He questioned “
I am going to be a secretary” I exclaimed
“Wow congrats babe,” I am happy for you he replied cheerfully
“Thank you, babe, I love…. “ Before I could complete the sentence, the call ended due to insufficient fund

The next morning, a painful pimple erected from my cheeks mixed with severe headache and catarrh. The only money left with me was the N1000, the director gave me. I contemplated on using the N1000 to get some drugs or using it to transport for the interview
“Get some drugs you might die on your way, remember you are the only child in your family” a voice whispered into my ear
“Go for the interview a big job is waiting for you” Another voice whispered into my ear.

I listened to the second voice, freshened up and left for the interview. The interview was supposed to hold by 12 pm, but it was already 11:00 am, and there was no bus. I had been standing on the road for more than two hours….. I almost cried “Is this how I will lose this job?” I asked myself.

As I was in thought, a bus approached me and I quickly jumped in. On my way, the bus gets caught in a traffic jam. “Chai this must be the work of my village people” I whispered to myself. I ran out of patience and decided to sprint down to the school (opportunity to burn some fat).

When I got there, I was sweating like a ram who just escaped being slaughtered. I was boiling! My hotness increased when I saw a lady seated on “my seat” Yes that vacant seat with the laptop I told you guys about.

I was already boiling in anger when the Director came in “Oya follow me” he requested He took me to a classroom filled with so many kids, the smell of poop was all over the place, some were crying while some had catarrh running down their nose. Then the director began his speech:
“This is the creche class” upon hearing that I was like OK, no secretary, I can manage being a Kindergarten teacher.

But the next sentence I heard was
“Your job is not to teach them, we have a teacher already. Your duty is to change their diapers whenever they defecate and clean their nose”
Are you kidding me? Change babies diaper? Is this the big job this fat belle man had been talking about? I felt like strangling him.

"Ok, how much is the salary" I enquired.
He waited for some seconds and replied:
"75"
I was like "75,000"?

I was already in the mood to start cleaning their diapers for that amount. He laughed hysterically and replied,
“No o it is N7500.”

My hotness tripled to the extent it could even cook beans.

This is slavery! 7500? my transportation to and fro is N6000 that means I will go home with N2000 every month
Waste of time!
Waste of energy!
I would have finished my eba that day If I had known.

“Thank you oga for your offer” I muttered
If I had spent one more minute in there, I would probably kick him in the balls. I quickly walked out of the premises, and as for Julius I never spoke to him again.

jesus you love me too

It's simply a test of patience

Days ke. lol .
1GB = 2 HRS

Sorry for your loss. Lesson learnt

I was a Calm child . But during daddy and mummy play, the daddy will be putting his hand in my toto. I was mummy, Tunde was daddy. Tunde now has a girlfriend lol

Odor, mouth or body.

Create your own perfect woman.

Ninethmare:
If you have small breast just forget it

lol. you have a point though.

DZTech:
how can food be the primary focus of a new outing/dating?
how can you get to know someone better when hunger is your main focus?
times are hard, but life goes on; so, it's high time we used our common sense.
the entitlement mentality must stop.
ladies, gents- if you're going on a date, eat at home and go out for drinks in a bar.
how many cans of malt can you drink in 2 hours?
las las, 1,500 don cover am.
enough of d nonsense.

lalasticlala,
what d'you think?

I like everything about myself.

Misslilbootay:
°°°
As humans, no matter how we claim we don't care about what people say or do, there's always something that makes us lack confidence even if it's a bit of it. There is always something we don't like about ourselves and for me, it's my stomach. Yeah, I waist train and exercise everyday but it's the one thing I can't confidently show off. That's mine, what's yours?

#BodyPositivity

Note - Bad belle and trolls should keep off and if you are too dumb to, at least keep your bad energy to yourself.

I am Ambivert. You don't have to be shy.

TheRealProphet:
I am an introvert, and I am fvcking shy

Man, you just spit balanced diet of bull shit. You need to drink water man.

TkhGuy:
Time and space is all it takes to understand which is which,

Listen carefully,
when a guy knows too much his odd to becomes rich and self determining to be independent is 0.01

When a girl knows too much, her odd to become a whoore, disrespectful and dependent is 0.01


1. The age in which a girl start using smartphone will tell you a lot about when she started her journey into doing what she likes contrary to what her parent trained her, mostly negative,

In guys, it's mostly positive.

2. The age which a girl started living alone like squatting with a friend far from her parental home tells a lot, same goes with guys.

3. You can't trust a girls loyalty if she is in high institution when you not, meeting with different people everyday, not good for marriage if you are not in the same institution with her,

4. A girl with two cephone lines between 16 to 24, 80% chance she is a business girl meaning she is likely willing to sell her self to any customer,

6. You can't go into a serious relationship that ends in marriage with a girl that serves public for her core profit with the pedal in her hands as a marketer, her pussy opens up to make sales depends on the offer, apparently everything is for sale, her odd of body counting many guys is 0.0001

7. Most girls that graduated from high institution have tasted a lot inches don't ask me, if you add the secondary school days, that would be plus,

8. A girl you constantly see online on the internet is playing international championship trying to win a trophy, while the one you see at the club is playing friendly match, but both belongs to the street. 80% chance of 8 body count in 4 years

9. A girl who loves money but have no job, have 0.001 odd chance becoming a hoes. Anything goes

10. A girl with lot of male friends in her life & on her what's app contact is like a street dog, you can't spot which male dog takes turns, cos in reality they are there for back up for black out days, and relays For switch over.

11. A girl with more money is competing with female ponstars in body count,, these ones are constantly on adventure to test new stuffs, they always have more body count.

12. How many smartphone she has used can be traced to different body counts, as these smart device don't come cheap, girls rarely buy one with their own money, one way or another her pussy opened to different body, she gat another smartphone.

13. Lastly, a working class lady and a girl who post their pictures on internet is like bill board, she is out to get loads of dcks & will trade a lot more, devil will be more honest than this ones

If you think otherwise as girl, hahahaha you must be guilty. But as guy, you are having one already so see for your selves in the comments below.

LOL