obasanjo002:
Fellow bloggers, please who can help me with naijaloaded template/design. Wanna use it for my blog or who have a lovely design I can use for my blog. Am sure to compensate please, all I need is a help.

Hello bro please I like your template can you share with me

The victims in this ghastly accident
were performing car stunts to ring in the New
Year on Hadejia road, Kano when their
vehicles crashed and were left this mangled.
They were badly injured but not sure any of
them was deleted.

Source
http://www.naijahit.com.ng/2016/01/pics-accident-at-car-stunts-show-in.html?m=1

Cc lalasticlala

lasisi69:
Hacked

That's your new year style..

Olamide was my favorite artiste last year. I tirelessly danced to shakiti bobo. But I detest when a kid allow luxury to get into his head.
http://www.naijahit.com.ng/2016/01/fmr-president-olusegun-tweet-about.html?m=1
Visit for reply to tweet

when Buhari decide to ban indomie and
biscuits.
Just want to put a smile on your face.. if this
is not funny just smile cause you made it out
through this year..
Love you all
Source http://www.naijahit.com.ng/2015/12/when-buhari-decide-to-ban-indomie-and.html?m=1

1.16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
_

2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking and
you are busy breathing? It's over!
_

3.I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience. It’s over!!
_

4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused
to warm the ice cream. You don't care about
me. It's over!
_

5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the
other. You fried the one you were supposed to
boil and boiled the one you were supposed to
fry. You are not obedient, It’s over!
_

6.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY.
Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No
respect for in- laws, pack your bags. its over.

Add yours

Mtcheew can't even tell you when it's time to die

Camera nii jawe.. My back yard fine pass am.. For my dream.. But wetin vivian just gve this mod chop... Maybe I should just leave nairaland for punch since they are not biased and I get my news clean and organized.. As if the building is meant for poor people...
The rich are getting richer the poor don't wanna say that...

Well written

Nice one hope take this yoyo bitter brush teeth

somma690:
U guys ain't serious at all lol

You girls are also termite.. U can drain some one pocket.. The other day a female nl member can't give out common 2k to her boo..

Soon or later u gals will start submitting Application letter to the guys.. On marriage proposal

Dear Ladies, We the National Association of
Husbands And Boyfriends (NAHAB), wish to
announce our annual 15days strike which
commence today and ends on
2nd of January 2016 .
Please note; our cell phones will not be
working during the strike and our relationship
commitment will continue from the 2nd of
January, we apologize for any inconvenience
caused to our wives and girlfriends who might
be hoping to be with us during the christmas
period..

Reasons for this strike are;
Fuel scarcity,
High cost of ordinary rice,
Ban of turkey :we can't afford to get you all this..

Sack letter everywhere, we need to save for the future..
If money finish una go Waka,


Thanks for your understanding.
Yours Sincerely,
The Broke Men/Boys......
http://www.amebomapoly.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=41

Cc r231, lalasticlala

donj84:

Nice ideas and advice but
1)there are people who have to do one or two things during the day and won't have chance to read, I think you can advice them to maybe wake up by 4am or 5am in the morni and read before 7am when they can prepare for lectures or those dat can wake up b 12am and read till like 2am
2) Some people have to remove the mentality of ''na my parents send me come school'' and have the mentality of '' I came to school"
3) Some people don't like the course they gave them, so they always keep negative thought abt the course and law of nature says " what you believe that you can achieve" so they should love the course they do
4) Students should not sit with their frnds in class dat will distract them during lectures
5) Lastly prayers is very relevant in studies..if you not always understanding what the teacher is saying, u can pray to God for spirit of understanding and also during test and exams

Thumps up bro..

skidskid:


even the U.S. army wouldn't want a match with naija army on the battlefield , no African country existing can challenge naija militarily

if defeating a terrorist cell is easy why hasn't u.S defeated Taliban , in fact after almost 13 years USA are gradually withdrawing from Afghanistan.

Bomb and run. Is different from stand and fight

But these guys are semi god in uniform government should just look for a way to punish some of them publicly.. I hate their saying do you know what I passed through during training.. Na me send am not to go for politics and earn cool cash and same power in an advanced form

So this is Jesus christ sey.. If Jesus is to come back this year most of u will deny him.. Beware that statue can't last long Nigeria is not peaceful for this kind of stuff.. I no go gree go that environment self

Wah can I say.. The gun with a soldier is only meant to protect his family members and himself... If Nigeria Army are so powerful why can't they just fix a match with boko haram on a battle field.. Craze people... I guess it's high time we start getting gun.. Make person no go just die anyhow, any fuckin mistake we go bombard them...

Do you really know why the Army are yet to defeat Bh.. Cause them no wan die they just want to win the battle, why the Bh boys are damn ready..

No carnival this year before Dpo go come kill person..

Many r mad few r roaming

Reason why Mapoly student fails.. by Akorede http://www.amebomapoly.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=14

mapoly school anthem http://www.amebomapoly.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=38

daftpikin:


That's cool... what school

Moshood Abiola polytechnic

daftpikin:



Your English tho.

Are you a graduate? If yes,

What course did you study?

If you're an undergraduate what's your CGPA

Civil engineering.. IT STUDENT.. SORRY ABOUT MY ENGLISH IT'S NOT A GENUINE EXCUSE TO SAY I AM AN ENGINEERING STUDENT.. PLEASE I STAND TO BE CORRECTED.

3.1 out of 4 upper credit

Still in school with a cpga of 3.32.. Note my school total cpga is four

How to improve your Gpa this semester easily for the purpose of newbie going through this article..

GPA is a an advanced way of calculating grade,each semester a Grade point avarege (GPA) shall be computed for all courses taken in the semester,The GPA shall be computed and rounded off to two decimal places.. exp (2.99)

Be prepared : everything structure in life as a foundation beneath, you need to prepared your self you want to also make it in life you don’t want to argue with people who’s the richest man on earth..
Stay organized : if your reading table looks like a natural disaster that occur in Haiti i don’t expect your GPA to look different ,The more organised you are the easier its for you to stay focus.

Invest your time : invest more time on your assignment,student are found with the habit of cttrl+c ‘’copy” and ctrl+v “paste” though you actually obeyed an order of submitting an assignment but you never follow the main reason the assignment was set out as we all know example is simple ,classwork is tricky,Assigment is logical,at some point you will ask your self can this lecturer solve this foolish assignment,yours is just to attempt to improve that brain of yours ..KEY ASSIGNMENT COMES OUT DURING EXAM ..

GET A BAG : higher institution student are found with the habit of rolling their lecture note ,carrying fancy bag around the campus just for fashion ,bags that can’t contain my secondary school physics text book “principle of physics”,your books will surely look rough and you wont be able to go through it,if you look dirty will any girl wanna hear you out same principle comes to play there. please if you are among such student desist from this bad habit get a folder it cost nothing less than 350naira ,not even up to the money you use to play your stupid naira bet which will take you nowhere. Have you ever come to think of think if the founder of nairabet gamble in school will he succeed to bring such business plan or even have the money to be copy the idea from foreign country please be wise..baba ijebu self don’t play betting..

GO TO CLASS : please just go to class even if you are only to be there in body and not in mind, most teacher pass out vital information while explaining which are likely not to be in the lecture notes .. GET a jotter for this just #100..
Participate in class
Don't study over night too much, for you to be able to focus during next class
Find your reading spot : this is very vital, I have a friend who can only study better at the school pitch, please don't copy such idea cause your own study point might be in the toilet..

Get a class tutor :gang up with your colleagues to discuss what you don't understand about today's lecture

Play : please ve a good leisure time all work and no play makes jack a dull boy..

Don't be selfish share your knowledge with orders else they will surely course you after the exam for not explaining to him during exam preparation... Please don't underrate my last point cause it works...

Source ; http://www.amebomapoly.com/posting.php?mode=edit&f=2&p=58

Cc, Fynestboi, lalasticlala

Still rocking all my items from malam audu store..

Happy birthday bro
.. Ur pics na sagem my x 2 u use... No offense

Just felt like writing this