I recalled a story about her last year still missing? Has she been found? Any update from the police yet? Any update from the family? Any leads? Any arrest?

1) The magic wand seekers: This group are the kind that would happily seek a magic wand to ''un-wind'' everything Nigerian bit about them. They usually want to associate themselves with every aspects of their host countries, they tend to keep mostly non-Nigerian friends and would at every given opportunity distant themselves from anything Nigerian in its entirety. They even go to the extent of imitating the default version of either Afro-Americans or Caribbeans and would do everything possible to disguise their accents, mode of dressing, etc so as not to be remotely linked to Nigeria. They end up with spouses that are usually not from Nigeria and won't mind if their Nigerian names disappear into oblivion as each of their generations emerges with time. They hate 9ja so bad that you can't even trace them through their kids... You could tell she is from 9ja but she go tell you she Puerto Rico... Shiiooor...

2) The fish outside the water: This group don't usually get what the fuss is about abroad and would at every opportunity wanna return to Nigeria. If they are not complaining about the weather, they taking fight with the food, pristine orderliness, the culture, etc... Phrases like, ' take me back to Lagos', 'I'm dey miss 9ja', 'Oh boy,life no dey here o', are the usual hymns in their mouth... In fact, when u take them to the seven wonders of what abroad could offer them, they won't succumb as there is nothing sweeter than life in 9ja for them... Their sole purpose of going abroad are to shop and see few friends... After that, they back home...

3) The Romans in Athens: This group love abroad and are well suited to its demand but will never do away with their ''Nigerianess''... They attend Nigerian gatherings, can't do without Nigerian food, keep Nigerian friends and are not even afraid to rock their native attires on the streets of New York or the alleyways of Paris... ''Go to hell, I'm a Nigerian'' is their usual slang and are not ready to tone it down. Their host country might mistake it for sheer gut or plain rudeness, their fellow Africans might mistake it for ''being loud''... Anywayz, they don't care. They tend to marry other Nigerians but if they ever marry non-Nigerians, they make sure they ''Nigerian-lize'' their spouses and kids as much as they can...

4) The river banks strollers: This group of Diasporas are mainly students that walk on the peripheries of the host countries without actually immersing themselves into it.. They are sent to study abroad in prestigious universities by their parents ( sponsors) but that's all they do, STUDY. They don't delve into the cultures of their host countries usually because they don't need to.. All their needs are well catered for, so no need to support themselves by finding employment. They would log on to YouTube at every opportunity to watch Nollywood movies and are usually aloof about the grand scheme of things in their host countries. They attend the usual 9ja parties and raves and are usually eager to display dad's cash at such events.. They leave when their course is completed to Nigeria but leave without really being changed or influenced by their host countries. You will usually find them in Nigeria's political sphere in the future because dad's connection might have brought them there.. They might be bad at governance despite their foreign qualification, and you know why!

5) The newly redeemed: Shall I say the preachers... Yes, they have been abroad for some years, yes, they see how things are meant to work differently! Yes, they see how bad Nigeria is lagging behind but won't make the rest of us rest.. Some call them Nigeria's harshest critics. You find them on Nairaland, always wanting to release their built up venom at every opportunity.. We like their concern, we admire their shared and newly found enlightenment but they just won't make us rest. If their relatives in Nigeria call from home, bad governance and why Nigeria stinks badly will be the top root of their conversation. Their relatives back home have had enough ...... Their relatives are left thinking, '' despite all this ya yabbing of our country, ain't we surviving? ''..... ''Abeg keep quiet joor and let's change topic, Broda London, Ms New York.. They are also Nigeria's passionate defenders when Ghanaians wanna yab 9ja Yes, they are full of paradoxes... Only them can yab their country but that's where it ends... No other nationality must put mouth join.... haha


6) The villain in that interesting movie: Their antagonists call them chancers, their fans call them smart.. I call them criminals because they are usually associated with nefarious acts. This group pride themselves in exploiting the system of the host countries to their advantage and would at every opportunity rub the spoils in our faces. Yahoo Yahoo and other scams aren't far away from them... They only tolerate conversation that are money making through unlawful means... People say they are the kind that give Nigeria bad names overseas but their sympathizers disagree, they say it's slavery payback time....They usually flashy by nature and are beehives for girls... Besides their relatives and genuinely close friends, every other person they come across must be exploited.... They are usually very unpredictable ( why wouldn't they be because they want to avoid being caught) and people that know them won't lose a sleep if they change numbers frequently or disappear without saying goodbyes... ... When they attend churches, it isn't to be saved but to catch more unsuspecting preys who have mostly just come into the country... They are great charmers, haha.... The smart 1s among them end up with booming businesses while the stupid 1s end up in jail or are deported.... Life is a game and they just playing it!!

7) The wanderer in the wilderness: Immigration trouble is their main concern and are sometimes trapped in a world that looks gloomy and bleak. Some of them are shocked by the harsh realities of living abroad and are reluctant to go back home because their relatives are expecting the foreign currency.. They always wear the concerned look and always look despondent... . They usually embrace their faith with vigour and you will find them in churches and mosques of their host countries in numbers, seeking God's face for breakthroughs. They are usually law-abiding but live their lives in fear and with little confidence. Their once brightened charisma that people usually associate with them back in Nigeria has left them. The positive thing however about this group is that they are one good news away from being reinvigorated... A favorable letter from immigration is what is needed for their countenance to lighten up or a dream job.... Cheer up oooo... He go better.....

8 ) The perfect recipe in the soup... Soup being their host countries and the perfect recipe refers to them. They are the smart and creative Diasporas that recreate meaningful lives for themselves through lawful and smart means. Some think they are extremely lucky as to why things quickly fell in place for them.. Others think they are the consummate migrants that thrived on their ingenuity. ''Freshies'' envy their sophistication, long term migrants admire their successes. They function excellently well in both Nigerian and non-Nigerian gatherings and are great at connecting the two cultures together. They see a meeting point; a fusion in both cultures where others see division. They try all kinds of food and live a life of balance and reasoning. Yes, they are Nigerians and can also be Americans, French, British, etc and are happy to be called both. They talk less and are more action-orientated.. Shall I criticize Jonathan or shall I rally my colleagues to set up a scholarship scheme back home for the less privilege? They always choose the latter, not because they are happy with things in Nigeria but see themselves as agents of change. After all, If they aren't they won't be where they are 2day.

Which 1 you be? If you have any more put, abeg join am there....

Happy Sunday....

Cholera waiting to happen and some people are criticising the doctor simply because he ain't from that tribe?

Cholera and typhoid no sabi any group o. If that thing catch you and u no seek treatment, u go just mutu. Educated Igbos are also plunging in that miracle water 2? Okija juju, won't it be nice if that place if cordoned off and declared a health risk instead of bashing the Yoruba doctor?

Primitive omo Igbos inside miracle water

Soon, them go dey form big men/women for Lagos

please help!

Ngige for governor.......


This man stood down after being humiliated and still has the courage to fight again.... I'm liking him already......


If a man can battle godfatherism underneath and still run the state of Anambra effectively in that 2 years, he has my vote.....


Dr Ngige all the way. Anambra needs urgent treatment.

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thanks.

Bad mentality.... Why should we encourage a woman to stay @ home in this 21st century when she can work to earn a living?

What if the man loses his job or physical capability to work?

What message will the woman be sending to her daughters by sitting @ home and becoming a housewife?

The bible describes the virtuous woman as that woman that would make things and sell, to earn income and not just a sit @ home, make husband dey bring money for her......


Housewives are also more likely to be fat and out of shape, because of their sedentary lifestyle, which can affect their health...

In nigeria, we see inactivity ( people helping u to do everytin) as a form of enjoyment, hence why we are less productive and greedy people.


She better go work ( become a teacher, nurse, doctor, etc) !

He r family needs her dilligence, her country needs it too...


My own requirement when it comes to marriage is a woman that believes that she is to get up in the morning and go earn, and also offer something back to her society.


If a woman has nothing to offer, she becomes dispensable, no matter how beautiful she is.

Diasporan: I was there live.Once again happy married life to Shade.

What kind of primitive and immature talk is dis?

So if u were there 1s, so what? Little men brag about their sexcapades dis dayz.

Go jump off da cliff joor. g

The way we tramp on people's liberty in nigeria is bizarre.

There is no research whatsoever that states wearing make-ups and high heels affects performances, so why move ahead to ban it? (If the story is true).

Secondly, how does what a lady put on her face be of significance to anybody or any institution?

It's the goverment's fault, that have no regard for education. If they do, all our universities will be top notch, and no one would patronize private unis..

Even from a religious point of view, there is no justification for it.

It is not what a man/woman put on his/her face that matters, but what comes out from his/her being....

So an oyinbo woman dat comes to 9ja with polio vaccines to save lifes with make-up on her face is worse than a 9ja woman that has never left the comfort of her life to save anyone( and doesn't wear makeup)?

MAYOWAAK: First to say first to comment.On a more serious note,would Oyedepo have been this wealthy without being a church owner?

The answer to ur question is a big YES. He would still had been rich without owing a church. This is because he is a very smart man and doesn't lack confidence.

Keshi, Nigeria have great talented young men who can play the soccer, take the advice of Holy Ghost not of men who play in the page of newspapers. Whosoever you choose to fight for Nigeria most make it. Go ahead Big Boss. I will not rest until 2014 World cup comes to Nigeria. To proved to Nigerians and the world that Christ is Allah. The Most High of the Living and Dead. Mother Grace of Equal Love and Civil Rights. Live and let live. Slavery began in Iboland that must stop with Ndigbo of Samyoung Generation. Ndigbo began to sale their daughters first in slavery, before they began to sale their male children.. Ndigbo see women as inheritance of riches for the family. Therefore after President Johnathan come an Ibo Woman President to free all women from bondage of slavery of men even in Catholic Churches and Islam

Keshi, Nigeria have great talented young men who can play the soccer, take the advice of Holy Ghost not of men who play in the page of newspapers. Whosoever you choose to fight for Nigeria most make it. Go ahead Big Boss. I will not rest until 2014 World cup comes to Nigeria. To proved to Nigerians and the world that Christ is Allah. The Most High of the Living and Dead. Mother Grace of Equal Love and Civil Rights. Live and let live. Slavery began in Iboland that must stop with Ndigbo of Samyoung Generation. Ndigbo began to sale their daughters first in slavery, before they began to sale their male children.. Ndigbo see women as inheritance of riches for the family. Therefore after President Johnathan come an Ibo Woman President to free all women from bondage of slavery of men even in Catholic Churches and Islam

Keshi, Nigeria have great talented young men who can play the soccer, take the advice of Holy Ghost not of men who play in the page of newspapers. Whosoever you choose to fight for Nigeria most make it. Go ahead Big Boss. I will not rest until 2014 World cup comes to Nigeria. To proved to Nigerians and the world that Christ is Allah. The Most High of the Living and Dead. Mother Grace of Equal Love and Civil Rights. Live and let live. Slavery began in Iboland that must stop with Ndigbo of Samyoung Generation. Ndigbo began to sale their daughters first in slavery, before they began to sale their male children.. Ndigbo see women as inheritance of riches for the family. Therefore after President Johnathan come an Ibo Woman President to free all women from bondage of slavery of men even in Catholic Churches and Islam

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