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Politics / Re: Major Datong Abducted By Bandits At NDA Killed - PM News by Andali(m): 7:57am On Aug 25, 2021
sapientia:
He is from plateau

I'm not saying that he was abducted and killed by Fellow officers who were of Fulani extraction

But

The story is sketchy

Ask for 200 million and kill withing 24 hrs

Did they later discover he was from Plateau and decided to revenge

Everyone know the tribe people that monopolized banditary
Exactly bro...in my opinion, this was an inside Job...well planned and premeditated

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Politics / Re: Anthony Okechukwu: Mother Whose Son Died In The Lekki Shootings Speaks by Andali(m): 12:26pm On Oct 26, 2020
From wat I have seen & researched, there was shooting/massacre by Soldiers at lekki toll gate. some people died, even tho am unsure about the particular number...there are some pictures going around that probably weren't part of d massacre. But d truth will surely come out in due time.
Politics / Re: Lekki Massacre: Forensic Analysis Proves Videos Of Killings Are Genuine by Andali(m): 9:34pm On Oct 24, 2020
those of u saying it wasn't a massacre do u even Know wat massacre means. If u watch DJ switch's video she sed dey brought d bodies to d army soldiers & dey carried Dem away. it's very unfortunate dat dose of u saying no bodies were found were not there to witness it. u wud b somewia in a hospital or at home fighting with mental trauma now, as many survivors r doing...u guys shud b sypmathetic for once in ur lives.

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Celebrities / Re: Lekki Toll Gate: DJ Switch Speaks About Shootings by Andali(m): 10:08pm On Oct 23, 2020
dis babe is very brave..God bless & keep u dear. I pity all those dat were behind diz killings, d soldiers dat took harmless & peaceful protester's lives, I pity their children. Blood & death has been introduced into their linages. people see a family having premature deaths & dey say it's their village people, whereas, their fathers & grandfathers brought a curse on them through their deeds. be careful wat u do now o...coz ur children might either b blessed or cursed by it.
Romance / Re: Photos Of Beautiful Nigerian Girls by Andali(m): 8:47pm On Oct 06, 2020
Truth b told we have very beautiful Girls in Naija, dose guys dat like S.A Girls can travel to South Africa & leave us dat like our Naija babes.

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Romance / Re: Is It A Crime To Remain A Virgin by Andali(m): 2:06pm On Sep 15, 2020
Initially i really desired to marry a virgin, but now I realized dat character ba...is way more important... u can marry a virgin today & ur life is hell on earth from den on. Being a virgin is a very gud tin o, but am no more attaching as much value to it as I did b4.
Romance / Re: What Is The Worst Unforgivable Thing Your Wife Can Do To You?men Lets Discuss. by Andali(m): 1:51pm On Sep 15, 2020
Cheating oh
Sports / Re: Forbes: Messi Becomes Football's Second Billionaire, Tops List Of Earners by Andali(m): 9:32am On Sep 15, 2020
4teenblaq:


na ozil own dey pain me pass, dude no dey play anything but na him be highest earner for the club because he dey answer the name footballer.
Baba no b only u o...as correct gunner fan wey I be, mek him contract do finish
Religion / Re: Pastor Paul Enenche Responds To Daddy Freeze, Calls Him A Mad Dog And A Bastard by Andali(m): 12:31pm On Sep 12, 2020
sucess001:


The father or mentor does not have mouth? Stop being silly please. The correction in love is directed at the pastor...I wish u well if that's the kind of pastor u have.
am not being silly uncle, tink wit ur head. so someone insults ur father or mentor in front of u, den u fold ur hands & wait for ur father to reply first? Do u respect ur Father at all?
so bcoz freeze hu feels like a righteous man is justified for not correcting in love bcoz he's not a pastor abi? listen to urself. an insult to ur father is an insult to u as well.
Religion / Re: Pastor Paul Enenche Responds To Daddy Freeze, Calls Him A Mad Dog And A Bastard by Andali(m): 11:41am On Sep 12, 2020
sucess001:


Going by your theory, anyone can curse anyone right? That's what your scripture teaches? Ever heard of correcting each other in love in the scripture? Or your loyalty is to the pastor more than the scriptures?
do u read ur Bible at all? d freeze guy is he correcting in love? Diaz a time to correct gently, Diaz a time to warn or curse let me tell u. diz not d first time he's doing diz nonsense, he's nonsense behaviour has bn tolerated for too long.
Baba let me ask u diz question? someone insults ur real father or mentor infront of u, b honest with me, wat will u do?
Religion / Re: Pastor Paul Enenche Responds To Daddy Freeze, Calls Him A Mad Dog And A Bastard by Andali(m): 11:14am On Sep 12, 2020
Job caused dose guys dat called him bald headed man. John d baptist called d pharisees brood of vipers. Jesus destroyed d markets of dose hu traded & abused God's temple. dia a no_ of tinz I don't like abt diz freeze sombody...he lacks respect, wen d killings were hapnin in d north, av not seen 1 video he did against it...fuel hike, electricity bill hike, he didn't say anytin...d govt is milking us dry daily,he knows if he tuks like diz abt d govt SARS will come & bundle him up...but he tinks d church will just keep quiet 4 him bcoz we preach love & 4giveness...if he's just d church he's attacking den he has a personal agenda. we won't keep quiet..he shud channel some of dat energy to tukin against d govt too.
Romance / Re: She Said I Gave Up Too Quick. by Andali(m): 8:01am On Aug 03, 2020
Many Guy's eyes don open na...u need to know wats more important in diz life. Wats worth it & wat is not. Na to hustle better pass now o...na Naija we dey. Life isn't a dettol advert...if u don't hustle for ursef, hu will? undecided

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Romance / Re: Person Don Mumu For This Life Sha. by Andali(m): 6:03pm On Jul 21, 2020
I have already told myself since that am gona hustle & b successful on a low key in diz life. it saves me a lot of unnecessary stress and attention. no need showing urself & attracting parasites into your life undecided

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Romance / Re: Tell Us About Your Worst Kissing Experience by Andali(m): 5:46pm On Jul 21, 2020
I don't tink av had a bad kissing experience, like someone commented above, wen I was kissing diz particular babe, our teeth were jamming, she was more aggressive Dan me,tot I was gona sustain injury, but I enjoyed d kisses...am a fan of kisses after all kiss
Romance / Re: Men Or Ladies Who Select The Most When Looking For A Relationship by Andali(m): 5:09pm On Jul 19, 2020
I think its d ladies...dey usually have several guys after dem...hence, dey easily select which dey prefer
Romance / Re: Why You Are Still Single by Andali(m): 11:23pm On Jul 14, 2020
I tink I fall into the category of being picky sha cry
Romance / Re: Why You Are Still Single by Andali(m): 11:22pm On Jul 14, 2020
Smhart1:
I’m tired of trying
don't be tired dear...
Sports / Re: Super Falcons Home Kit Nominated For Best Jersey At 2019 Women’s World Cup by Andali(m): 7:50am On Jun 22, 2020
Anyone with design sense wud see our jersey is beautiful
Gaming / Re: Sony Officially Reveals The Full Design For PlayStation 5 (Photos) by Andali(m): 2:53pm On Jun 12, 2020
I had ps1, den ps2, played PS 3 & 4 at friend's house....all d PS I had were d slim versions. right now its ps4 slim I wana get sef. personally I still prefer ps4 pad to diz one, coz diz ps5 pad is starting to resemble Xbox pad angry
Romance / Re: I'm About To Have Sex For The First Time, But I'm Scared. by Andali(m): 11:46pm On Jun 11, 2020
WoundedLamb:
Nairaland people nawa o.

You guys just like to put down others to appear woke or knowledgeable. The young man, a first timer, came here to ask for advice and ya'll are here insulting him. If he knew any better, would he have come here? If he were your younger brother, is this how you'd educate him? Y'all always like to seem all enlightened yet you can't relate with fellow humans in a civil way. This is the only forum I know where people behave in such a despicable manner. You guys need to know that what makes you super is not just your knowledge but the way you pass it across.
exactly my brother....he came for advice, if u wana point out his flaws, do it properly without insulting, we were all naive at some point in time.
Romance / Re: How Do You Cope With Nagging Women? by Andali(m): 11:32pm On Jun 11, 2020
I hope I don't reach d point were I have to cope, I dislike nagging

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Romance / Re: 20 Naughty Facts About Sex by Andali(m): 11:23pm On Jun 07, 2020
quite educative... of coz I don't believe all of it undecided

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Romance / Re: I Offered To Give Her #1million Just To Have S*x With Her. This Is Her Response. by Andali(m): 10:12am On Jun 01, 2020
its like Op wana die in d middle grin
Romance / Re: Some Physiological Fact That Might Help You Think Differently Romantically Or No by Andali(m): 10:04am On Jun 01, 2020
hmmn...am learning
Romance / Re: If You Have An Ex, Pls Answer This Question by Andali(m): 6:44pm On May 28, 2020
Jaika:
When you break up with someone, do you delete (all) their pictures from your phone?
I kept like 2 of her pictures
Romance / Re: Update: "I Keep Getting Wet For This 20 Years Old Guy My Cousin's Friend" by Andali(m): 6:38pm On May 28, 2020
angelEmade:
I made an original post here https://www.nairaland.com/5885865/keep-getting-wet-young-guy/2#90052213
Well so as I found out, my cousin's friend is a twin. My own cousin is actually dating one of the twin...and I got to find out that the other twin (the guy m crushing on) is actually 20years only one month younger and my cousin only lied about his age to not make me have interest. This is not because he's protective of his big sis but because we both have this 'love' thing going on lol. It is another story but don't worry he's a second cousin and we have things in check.
Anyways i had to dig deeper about my cousin's friend cux i knew he can't be 17yrs and also cux i was beginning to love him. I knew my cousin must have lied about his age cuz they are both final year students in a five year course. (like you don't expect me to believe he got into the university at the age of twelve right?)
Some of you were calling me terrible names and all that...like wow! Really? we can't be civilized for once?? telling exactly how i feel doesn't mean i should get criticized. Just give your opinion and honest advice.
Still haven't seen the guy but I met his twin...their dad is a pastor and the twin...she is a very nice person. She gave me a very good reception.
My cousin is not buying all these developments at all so last night he actually spilled it out to dad...who gave a funny reply. He said he was already getting worried that i have no guy around me but i keep lots of girls as friends...he added that if the report is true then he is going to be a bit relieved lol.

I really look forward to seeing this guy...Possibly...he's going to read this. My cousin is a huge fan of nairaland and he helped me open my account. He uses it a times too. So maybe his friend is a fan of this forum too. Just saying...
OK dear...am following ur story...plz if Diaz any changes do come & update OK.

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Romance / Re: After Marriage, Wat's the Numba Of Kids That's Seen As Appropriate & Okay? by Andali(m): 6:30pm On May 28, 2020
Thiwalade:
3.... 2 boys, 1 girl
exactly wot I want too

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Romance / Re: I Keep Getting Wet For This young, Guy My Cousin's Friend. by Andali(m): 2:50pm On May 27, 2020
angelEmade:
Actually I am a sex expert myself and i have given a lot of great advises to my friends in the past.I am also a student in the medical field and I am quiet good at what I do. I am not a typical 'holy' or 'deeper life' girl but I am not wayward at all...I only do two things, business and facing my studies.
So I am just saying I don't do celibacy but i don't go around for sex either. In fact if virginity mean you have not been penetrated, then I am a complete virgin. Back in high school days the guys in my class - I stroked their ding dong though...but i have rules...no matter how moved you are, there must be no touching. The thing is while I did it for fun, I was never moved in anyway. I never, even for once thought a guy's antics could move me. It happened maybe once or twice though but the few instances when my hormones were making me super sexy were those times when i was with fellow female classmates. I am not a lesbian seriously but I doubt if i can resist the touch of a girl. Okay, it is what it is...but really I don't see myself that way.
So that was me while growing up. Being an endowed lady (backside) with a moderately firm standing b*** got a lot of 'sex-her' looks...like every guy in the street keeps making you out to be a sex tool or something with their probing eyes...twas so annoying then later funny...then later...i felt proud of it cux every I go, it's like some sort of attention or something. Well it also means why freedom was restricted.

So recently, i started noticing big changes in me...not physically but mentally. The feelings for guys seem to be overwhelming me now. I still fancy my girlfriends though even in a much romantic way but this man feelings...it's stronger now. It all started two weeks ago during these lockdown orders. I was on my bed with a bum-short and maybe a very transparent top when my cousin just walked in...He wanted to make his friend say hi
I quickly wrapped myself with a towel. Just as soon as my cousin was going to introduce him, dad called out to him from downstairs and he ran all along to answer the call. I beckoned on this new guy to have his seat by the side of my bed. It's only a nice thing to do right? And he looks young and innocent my cousin told me later on that he is only seventeen. A year younger to my cousin and three years younger compared to me.

So while my cousin was in the first guest receiving room downstairs, his friend and I had a long chat. Mostly about his studies and how my naughty cousin is doing in school. Somewhere into the chat, he passed a comment and said I have fresh laps and a cute face. I blushed and even hugged him...like really, i did all that feeling like oh my gosh! what a young innocent cute boy...bla bla bla.
But the real problem started when during the hug, this young guy actually pressed my boobs. Honestly I was dumbfounded. I had no idea what to do...and i felt some sort of electricity down my spine. Like i quivered and shivered
I started looking at him in a somewhat shy way. He quickly apologized...to which i told him calmly that he doesnt have to. Like I didn't even know why i told him that. Then he went on to ask if I have a boyfriend...I quickly explained to him that i don't do guys. He seemed to understand. He moved closer on the bed...rubbing my legs towards the zip of my bum! I had to gently remove his hand an stood up to start escorting him downstairs.
As i stood..he gently hugged me against the wall and actually tried doing a kiss...I tried avoiding it but later on gave in. Then i started wondering what was happening, I never believed i could do all of that with a guy...or was it because he is a young lad? senses came back into me...like...my cousin could actually run back inside anytime (that crazy boy always do that) So i pushed him back and was like stop this! But honestly by this time his hand was practically on my n*** one thing though I do not feel violated at all. In fact, I think I violated him.

We did went downstairs, had a long long chat with the family including all my cousins and he was very friendly. He did many amazing things and in all debate and argument we had, he was always taking my sides. In fact when my cousin and I were on the piano, he was humming to my own play and rested his arm on my shoulder all along. There was even a family fight we had and aiiish..there was a little rough play lol. He was just all over me.

Now thinking about all this...i get wet! last night i was twisting my legs even while at the dinning with the family just because i remembered him. Even my cousin is beginning to suspect cux I keep asking him when m going to see his friend again. I got his whatsapp contact but the dude has not been online for a week. Somehow this is not right is it? Give me an advice on how to get over this feeling....
hope u don't end up being a bisexual sha...I tink ur just infatuated abt d guy...& if u wana get over d feeling... u can go do smtin or face ur books like u do. But if u really like d guy...den u can call him.
Romance / Re: Ladies Remove One From Your Life by Andali(m): 2:20pm On May 27, 2020
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Romance / Re: Ladies Remove One From Your Life by Andali(m): 2:20pm On May 27, 2020
CallMeGrace:
Make up.. Not all ladies like it..
There r many ladies hu r naturally pretty...dose, I like

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