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Health / Re: Watery Eyes by andyemeretus: 12:55pm On Aug 26, 2019
Go and see a eye doctor asap.. Take good care of your eyes as it's the lamp of the body..

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Health / Re: How Sex Almost Made Me Lose My Woman To Another Man/thing by andyemeretus: 12:38pm On Aug 26, 2019
shekone:
My fellow men... Does any of the following apply to you?

2 Minutes Man
Indomie Man
40 sec comer
Early comer
Oga sharp sharp

If you have been called any these, I have been there too, infact I got it hot like fire.

Let me tell you a little story about myself, I almost lost my home and respect all because I couldn't satisfy her in bed. The main story goes like this, when I started dating my wife, she insisted on no sex till after wedding because she wanted to be celebate I agreed to it, before we got married I used to brag to her how I used to go marathon and how I was a god in bed and how magical my john thomas II is, I'll always tell her how some of my guys called me the vandalizer, I am sure she imagined all, I told her how I could pound and whine my waist and so many other things that I could do on bed, she will always say I was tempting her and I made her wet with my talks but yet the woman refused to give in to any intimate, convivial, affectionate and abeg all this big grammer sef, you know what I mean na **wink**.

So fast forward to wedding night, after much dance and all, we retired back to the room and I was eagerly waiting to delve into that dripping, sensational paradise in between her, I had dreamed of those moments, men and brethen, boys and girls, the warm up started with some touch here and there you know what I mean? Wink) the sound track she gave me (OMG) was out of this world, it sounded like the universe organised a mass choir of the most beautiful voices and made them into one voice, brother man was pumped and was hard on like the iroko tree in my village sqaure, local man just wanted to anchor his tatanic ship inside that roman italian greasy fluffy beautifully master crafted kitty.

Inside there felt like home, like paradise, this is where I have always wanted to be, the warmth embraced my john thomas II like I just found victory from the hands of the wicked snow. But lo and behold after 7 thrust my pipeline bursted and her whole southern region was filled with my crude oil, she was like why this early? Hey! Local man was ashamed and cooked up a story, second half started and local man didn't even stay 2 minutes before pipeline bursted again.

To cut the story short, all I had bragged about had not come to play, even though I could whine and twist my waist and make her give good sound track I couldn't sustain it for more than 2 minutes sometimes even less, my wife started avoiding my touches, she avoided every attempt because to her there was no point starting something and not get satisfied, she was fighting the feeling of not respecting me again, she forced herself not to, sometimes she voices out when its too much inside of her, I felt her pain, I felt weak as a man, whenever we watch a movie together and the lady is telling her friend how they went all night nacking my wife will just look at me and i'll feel like entering the ground. One day I was copying some thing from her phone and a whatsapp message dropped, It read 'hmm my sister you need to do something o or get a toy to help you out in the toilet' I was too curious and I opened it to read, my wife had been complaining to her friend about our bedroom life I was frustrated but didnt confront her, it wasnt her fault afterall.


I started looking for various solutions to stop this embarassment, they offered very little or no improvement until I stumbled on something that changed my marriage and gave me the joy I always desired.
The first I tried this thing on, it was mind blowing, as I started to touch my wife she was'nt interested as usual but I kept trying and she fell finally after hitting her weak spot, I entered into her paradise to just try and see where it leads, ladies and gentlemen for the first time she had multiples and was even begging me to stop as she was tired, it felt like a dream, she started asking me how come? As a naija man na I just said Na God o! Lol. I saw joy in her face, she began to glow and respected me more and we have been happier since then.

I found this product called Samsu Oil it gave me my sense of pride and brought my ego back to life, i contacted the company and became a supplier from then on. It completely stops premature ejaculation, gives you harder erection and long lasting pleasure.

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Ladies, you dont have to wait for your man to find a solution alone, you can assist him, because you need that pleasure too. Call us!

hahahahahahahaha..
it is well..

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Programming / Re: Launching Today By 10am... Mydoubleinterest.com by andyemeretus: 7:44pm On Mar 10, 2017
I dey craze to open another account on this fake platform(www.mydoubleinterest.com)
Programming / Re: Launching Today By 10am... Mydoubleinterest.com by andyemeretus: 7:48am On Mar 08, 2017
Please help, I need your advice... I donated in the mydoubleinterest platform.. After some minutes I was paired to two members to pay me.. One of them named Danny Ojiks with phone number 07037249753, uploaded a fake POP without paying me.. When I called her she said she uploaded the fake pop just to stop her time, that the money she's expecting has not come yet. From yesterday till now I have not seen her payment and she has stopped taking my calls.. The second person said someone discouraged her, that she's no longer interested.. I was expecting the system will automatically change these people but it has remained like that on my mydoubleinterest dashboard.. Please I need your advice, my 10k they float for river right now.. Thanks
Programming / Re: Launching Today By 10am... Mydoubleinterest.com by andyemeretus: 7:41am On Mar 08, 2017
Please help, I need your advice... I donated in the mydoubleinterest platform.. After some minutes I was paired to two members to pay me.. One of them named Danny Ojiks with phone number 07037249753, uploaded a fake POP without paying me.. When I called her she said she uploaded the fake pop just to stop her time, that the money she's expecting has not come yet. From yesterday till now I have not seen her payment and she has stopped taking my calls.. The second person said someone discouraged her, that she's no longer interested.. I was expecting the system will automatically change these people but it has remained like that on my mydoubleinterest dashboard.. Please I need your advice, my 10k they float for river right now.. Thanks

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