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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Anomaly7(m): 7:30pm On Jun 12, 2016
I get jass

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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Anomaly7(m): 6:28pm On Jun 12, 2016
Obinoscopy are you trying me?? Receive virus.
your phone will soon switch off.

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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Anomaly7(m): 6:24pm On Jun 12, 2016
Mehn these guys are not afraid,, now tap the like button and your phone will have virus!!! Try me

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Anomaly7(m): 5:24pm On Jun 12, 2016
*(receives the mic, stays silent for five seconds then spits out a...)

F**k you,,
My flows so harmful they put out a curfew ,,
If You're caught trespassing then they'll have to coff you,,
Sorry to tell you this but dude your end's due,,
"Cars?nah" ain't up to my class so I got him confused,,
Bless you,,
That's for the sneeze you called a verse, sneeze out your rectum?,,
Cuz that sneeze stunk like rotten eggs in stale stew,,
My sister could do better, you sure you went to pre school?,,
Or you just dropped out cuz you stunk there too,,
On the rhyming scale I'm like a ten and you're a two,,
quit chasing your tail K-9, and help me fetch my shoe,,
cuz all I see In here is your unpleasant poo,,
nigga just have a heart, your flows are stinking up the room,,
by the way kid tell me what you want for Christmas,,
what's that? You want a new pack of dippers?,,
you finished the old one?, maybe they will last,,
if you quit dropping so much poo, we don't wanna see the content of your ass,,
dude I might act abnormally,,
but that is because I'm an Anomaly,,
so don't you ever try to understand me,,
Cuz I'll just keep you in a maze and you'll never run free,,
@ 66kazna99

(I was offline for a while so I wanted you to know I was back (...))
Forum Games / Re: Four Letter Word Game: Start New Words With The Last Letter (reloaded) by Anomaly7(m): 1:58pm On Jun 12, 2016
Oath
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Anomaly7(m): 1:48pm On Jun 12, 2016
Thou shall not like,, If thou liketh thou shall suffer the consequences!!! %&@()(\€€£¥}^>... Like seriously if you like this post, your hand will just paralyze

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Anomaly7(m): 1:31pm On Jun 12, 2016
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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Anomaly7(m): 5:58am On Jun 06, 2016
Tnx
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Anomaly7(m): 8:11pm On Jun 05, 2016
I'd like to go second@ 66kazna99
Jokes Etc / Re: See What NEPA Has Done For Some People by Anomaly7(m): 5:04pm On Jun 05, 2016
Guy talk true, the phone charge?
Jokes Etc / Re: I Found This, Please Help Me Return 2 Owner..(photo) by Anomaly7(m): 4:08pm On Jun 05, 2016
Oh, it's mine, I used to hide in it when I was little (hide n seek)
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Stock Tomatoes In Your Shop. (pics) by Anomaly7(m): 3:58pm On Jun 05, 2016
Oo mehn, by the time you finish unlocking, it will be time to close again

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Anomaly7(m): 3:27pm On Jun 05, 2016
66Kazna99:


That's a joke bruh cheesy. Just post it like we do.
okay
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Anomaly7(m): 1:13pm On Jun 05, 2016
66Kazna99:


Look up, we don't need landlord mod for here. Just tell Dj5naira to drop the beat... JK. Just post it anytime.
Drop the beat asin...?
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Anomaly7(m): 6:38am On Jun 05, 2016
66Kazna99:


No be you dey challenge like 1 bus stop? Oya lesgo dia cheesy

okay so who is arranging the sh*t?
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Anomaly7(m): 4:11pm On Jun 04, 2016
U want to battle me?@66kazna99
or u just asking?
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Anomaly7(m): 12:35pm On Jun 04, 2016
Truth what a coincidence to diss you again,,
here's another line that could get stuck in your brain,,

my flow is so frequent the frequency is infinity,,
they got a 9 in rhythm, 9 in rhymes n 10 in purity,,.
Rap Battles / Re: I Need A Rap Battle by Anomaly7(m): 5:55pm On Jun 03, 2016
Still up for the battle? @urboytriple
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Anomaly7(m): 10:46pm On Jun 02, 2016
66Kazna99:


*static*
... There is no end.
Only cycles... *static*
well that's funny...
cuz I'm really handy with the compass n protractor...
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Anomaly7(m): 9:12pm On Jun 02, 2016
66Kazna99 I would like to battle with you and end this,,
what do you say?

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Anomaly7(m): 8:57pm On Jun 01, 2016
Kazna I suggest you use your right to remain silent,,
or I will show you how a rap can get really violent,,
you bleeping irritate me, dude you sound like a F A G,,
f**k a dude? does your mother know? I'll send her a tag,,

you're such a looser bet you were always a disgrace,,
You disrespectful kid, you were your parents mistake,,
You got alot of nerves, dropping whack flows at a quick rate,,
After I finish you, I'll simply use you as fish bate,,

Kazna9 aka k-9 (dog) learn from the best "Anomaly " and quit chasing your tail,,
No matter what you do you're just an epic fail,,
Just beware k-9 cuz this might just be your death date ,,
Putting my name in your rap was the beginning of your sealed fate,,

You are just too little and inexperienced to challenge my throne,,
I demand a better challenge put your dad on the phone,,
May be your dad can stop me from skinning you to your bones,,
It's just an advice, you shouldn't be facing me alone,,

K-9 are you still questioning my intellect,,
Next time be carefull, before you select,,
A prey, cuz I'm a predator, can never be made a target,,
You just messed with the best text emcee on net,,

You can't compare your crap with the flows I spit,,
Jealous of my throne, whilst thou art suffering on thy sit,,
My flows form an ocean, yours are like dry pits,,
I would have spat on your face but you'll probably like it,,.

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Anomaly7(m): 9:28pm On May 31, 2016
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Anomaly7(m): 9:28pm On May 31, 2016
CrossfadE11:
Kazna didn't ur mum tell u not to talk to strangers
Now you've messed with the wrong guy n you're in real danger

I've tried to be nice....guess it's time to change that
You are whacker than the whackest...now thats a fact

You're d first dat am blessing with a direct diss
Too bad...coz Am bout to end your bliss

So you're the nigga that think u can step on my toes
Well u can't... Co's u can't even organise ur flows

dude dont cross d line when it comes to me
Cos dat will just make ur death a decree

Bet you think you're pretty sleek
Well Am d rapgod n my approval u seek

Beg for mercy n maybe I will spare
But if not i'll make u run in dispair

If u seek my help n come in disorganized
When Am done u'll say "dis oga nice"
nicely done
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Anomaly7(m): 8:00pm On May 30, 2016
Hello
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Anomaly7(m): 6:06pm On May 30, 2016
Dude u're realy hilarious,,
seems like we got jokers here with us,,

you're sick just rest ur head,,
then go to the whack lines thread,,.
@crossfade11
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Anomaly7(m): 5:23pm On May 30, 2016
Cross fade, want me to blow u sky high,,
u won't know a nice rhyme if it hit u in ur eye,,

oh I remember, something is wrong with your head,,
if I proceed with my rhymes, I bet u'll be dead,,.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Anomaly7(m): 4:37pm On May 30, 2016
ThaTruth what's up? Totally not you coz you're way down,,
my flows are so frequent they make u wanna drown,
but urz r so lame they make babies frown,,. (PS nice lines)

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Anomaly7(m): 3:20pm On May 30, 2016
Hey punch, didn't really want to diss u,,
but I love seeing victims of my rhymes clean up with tissue,,.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Anomaly7(m): 11:27am On May 30, 2016
Hello NL, I'm the latest newbie in town,,
if u thought u were d best, turn your smile up side down,,

coz I'm here to take the throne, n if u make a sound,,
I will show u flows that will make u drown,,

I'm free styling right now, u can ask crossfade,,
my flows are as deadly as the queen of spades,,

my flows are so high they don't have a grade,,
if u try to cross my path then u might need first aid,,

I try to be the best, n show the rest all that I know,,
superior to the next beside me, in rhythm and flow,,

first class is an understatement in judging my rhymes,,
all the history books say that I'm the best of all times,,

hello I'm the latest newbie on NL, but not in rap.

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