0Tolu0:


I honestly don't understand how people still think their god is doing something in Nigeria when it is so obvious praying and God isn't and has never done shit for us. Nigeria literally has thousands of churches in each state, people who pray every damn day but the country is still one of the poorest countries in the world. China doesn't have up to 100 churches in the whole country and they are one of the richest countries in the world with very intelligent people in every corner and still for some reason I don't understand my country people still think God is blessing them.

You are very daft man. Is Church a business enterprise or crude oil that will make you country rich?
Your education is a waste boy.

ParpahSeventy:

If religion was your problem, since you quit,you should have recorded great success by now but the unfortunate situation is that you are still where you are were as at the time of quitting.
It's quite unfortunate marvel and sci-fi movies don't allow kids if nowadays to come to terms with their society.

Don't mind him. His submissions are pure sentimental. Blaming religion for the failures of our government

HolarQD:


The little prob I have with peeps like you is the rush to denigrate anyone that tends to tilt towards being Pro-West, you guys are quick to rebuff them saying they get their news from western media (who you’ve termed propagandists) but fail to acknowledge the fact that you get your news from some form of media that other can also give names to.

In the issue of international politics, emotions have a lot more to influence than facts and this is something that’s applicable to everyone, whether pro-west or pro-east.

On Libya and Gaddafi, the reality is that the indigenous Libyan people took up arms against gaddafi, just because they’re supported by NATO doesn’t change the fact that the Libyan people led the fight against Gaddafi - Until a pro-east analyst accept this irrefutable fact about Libya, I won’t take the person serious.

exactly...pro-eastern guys tend to paint everything west as bad meanwhile their eastern countries aren't anything good themselves.

lusid:
I disvirgined eight girls during service

shame on you my broda.

angelEmade:

Seriously are you even replying the slowpoke
Most of these nairalanders making jest of estranged countrymen in Ukrain are doing it out of envy and jealousy. When you are made and you suffer a set back people rejoice as they see it as some sort of consolation for their own terrible state. If given the option, majority of these people would not mind travelling to Ukrain at this point in time.

Exactly, Their standard of living is still above the average Nigerian here wallowing in con. Poverty.

BeardedmeatR:
See format

everything na format? Abeg getat make beta human being buy white board and markers for them.

Putin making calls upandan

chatinent:
To flog you USB cord for back dey hungry me.
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Make we knack am plank. e no get sense

When did this become normal?

I open a new account on tiktok and I had barely watch a handful of videos. Before they started recommending all these yahoo boys videos and there flashy lifestyles. By now i'm used to it.. but promoting rituals like it's ok, is a whole new low and it's quite distressing

mrvitalis:

Lmao .. obviously u haven't read ...no body who knows the through story would support Ukraine ...same Ukraine that have been killing civilians in Russia speaking part of Ukraine for years despite Russia warning is now forming Saint

Go n read bro

Ukraine killing it's own citizens? Where did you read that from. Rtv?

Olaoluwa112:
Sads.


All these generation of Hitler..


But enough of all these Russia this, Russia that, give us update on the no of those killed today by unknown gunmen, boko and herd men. Tell us towns attacked by bubu's people.

bloggers are tired of posting them because it's same story every single day

This is too bad.....I wonder why so people are
bent on supporting bloodthirsty Russia

OneCorner:
Wetin diz mumu Dey talk... u think say NATO na nursery school that u just enroll in anytime u want

No vex, nobi everybody for nl get sense

Nah, it would be a bad decision.
It means when Russia is nuking the NATO she will nuke us too.

It better we remain neutral.

WesternOligarch:


It's oral rehydration therapy (ORT) a type of fluid replacement used to prevent and treat dehydration, there's need to stay hydrated.

okay thanks.

WesternOligarch:
A kitchen knife, phone/power bank, 1litre of suger and salt mixture.

sugar and salt for what? Is it like some kind of glucose?

onomeabuja:

GOAT....come make i use u do shield nah....,
una go just de hide behind keyboard of una phone de type rubbish...go to somalia ,na 7yrs pikin de carry Ak-47 riffle & old man like u de plan how u go take take-off so u no wan defend d aggitation u clamouring 4 sit down there make pant wear u

AK-47 no be manna, e no dey fall from sky. You think sey na everybody fit buy am?

The guns in Nigeria according to channels tv no reach 7 million.

E mean say in highest na 5 gun go dey your area and na aboki get 3 for that 5.
the remaining two na for one cheif and his security.

I sure say even local gun you no get. you just dey make mouth upandan.

femi4:
water

to me it's unnecessary. water is everywhere.

Jakumo:
If terrorists approach my hideout and I have ten minutes to escape I would consider the following items.

1. My guns and ammo.

2. My passports.

3. My laptop

4. My inflatable sex dolls, leaving behind the expired and worn-out one for the Bokos to enjoy so as to buy me time to escape.

5. 3 Congos of garri

6. 3 pieces of stock fish

7. My juju talismans


God breast Nigeria

If you have a family that 10 minutes will be like 30 seconds. Won't you carry any spare clothes? You might need them.

rex444:
Wow !!! Really ? Kai, how do we see everything as a joke

Which part of it seems like a joke?

pointblank247:
An Israeli made uzzi submaching gum and a box of ammo

Imaging carrying this about. If you look like an aboki, police will think you are one of the bandits and shoot you lol.

Labitec:
They can't try it

They obviously can. They have done it before and they are still doing it.

juman:


You must be a kid.
Nigeria is war situation.
Its like yemen situation.
You have your own force to fight the terrorists.

To kill them in large numbers.

Do you have any force down south apart from ESN and Amotekun?

TimeTraveler369:
I pick only my fully loaded AK47 with my entire armory and kill them all.

. Guy, be realistic. You don't have any AK47 anywhere and even if you have; Highest you will shoot only one bokoharam and the others will happiliy round you up on spot.

juman:


You are a coward.
Go and read how your forefathers repelled attacks and keep tight to their ancestral land.

There was a community they attacked in this state and since it was it in the afternoon. the local vigilantes told everybody to come out with what ever they had. Knives, mortars, cutlasses, talktrue etc.. And they did.
When the bandits abi na bokoharam self saw the multitude they lost courage and the community was able to chase them far away. But like I said it was in the afternoon
if they come in night don't you know that there will be confusion everywhere. You won't even know the direction they are coming from till they reach your compound.

juman:
Fight back and kill all the terrorists and their leaders.

Stay back and fight kini? Na avengers endgame you think say you dey watch?

Chiino:
My life

Your life is not an item. You already have it with you.

ygowon:
u dey mad

Lol... for me I took my lappy first. Although it was one clothe they said I should take but the data and personal files wey dey that laptop no get backup.

2. My phone tho. battery was low about 30% (instant regret for me).

I didn't take water, 'cause water is everywhere. But I carried almost all my money sha...

Dis kain packing you don't if you're coming back or not. But you just have to deceive yourself and others that they are coming back before load too plenty.

The thing is one hour gives you enough time to think about those items that really matters in your life. You go even get time get small food sef.

I looked for my small bible, I couldn't find it. (Thank God I get bible for phone)

Then I remember my CERTIFICATES Chai!!
As an admission seeker this is very very important 'cause when the crisis is over I will still have to go to school.
Thank God I had already filed the important ones like primary school and rest specially. I just took them at once.

But it was a hard decision. If I take them along and our car was attacked, I will have to Japa and leave them o. and if I leave them behind, those rascals might burn still down the house.

I took my one piece of cloth then went for common items like pens, exercise book, charger, earpiece and sponge.

A car is very important. Wahala for people wey no get motor. Our legendary Japa™ would have been difficult without it.

Sha...this made me realized that I don't really need most of my 'stuffs' to survive.
But I have this feeling that I forgot something important.

Please take a box of matches and small piece of mirror if you can. This war and you might just need to burn something down.

Which item comes to your mind first?