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10 Ways to Know That Witches and Wizards are Using Your Picture to Fan Themselves... 1. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you forgot the course you studied at a job interview. 2. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you fail Jamb 5 times. 3. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you are a lady and you are "Team-no-s e x-before-marriage", only to find out that your husband is impotent on your wedding night. 4. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you tune down the volume of your television just because you want to read a text message. 5. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you slap a man on the road for stepping on you only to find out later that he's a soldier. 6. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you are a graduate and a secondary school boy snatches your babe. 7. The witches and wizard in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you travel all the way from Lagos to Zamfara for the sole purpose of having s*x, only to be involved in a road accident at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. 8. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you boast to a lady that you are a profession in bed, only to climax after one minute. 9. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you are graduate and your mom still helps to woo a lady on your behalf. 10 Lastly, the witches and wizards are using our pictures to fan themselves when you don't comment on this post

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erunz:






http://sunnewsonline.com/new/buhari-should-show-difference-between-apc-and-pdp-okogie/

Gerrarahere

Abayor7:

Bro, you forgot your sense in the hotel you visited last

With ur sus shey?

Stephansmily:


Another fan

For ur plastic mind

Incase t mk fp call me

tpiander:


hm, the time you are supposed to be looking for a man to marry, you are spending it on the internet being envious.

kudos.



I see who you consider your heroes btw:

https://www.nairaland.com/2563905/cynthia-morgan-passionately-kisses-burna

good luck!

Abeq tell her

Mogidi:
I presume this pic was taken before he learnt how to build websites for N78mil.

Gerrarahere

Fashola @8

Haters whr na dey? ;DHaters whr na dey?

Pls send Dis to 1st bank na dhr elephant

in a mourninq state tho......well we loss just to console chelsea.......chelsea fans pls v u found the qold pls diq deeper cos we r still @ d top

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR COUNTRY (NIGERIA) +234 is her code, she sits at the heart of Africa. GREEN and WHITE are her colors. They call her the giant of Africa. Yes, she's got issues as any important personality will do 'coz of the attention she attracts from so many. She just turned 55 and so many feel she's reached COUNTRYPAUSE (MENOPAUSE) and can't produce good things anymore. It took many of her counterparts centuries to produce offspring: GREAT BRITAIN became great after becoming a grandfather. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA became united at the "Methuselah's" age. She's still undergoing the 'growing' process. TO ALL NIGERIANS, Remember, no matter how far you travel, wherever you find yourself, wherever the struggle for a better life takes you. No matter the situation on ground. NIGERIA IS STILL OUR BABY! and her growth is up to us. Remember this is who we are: ~ STRONG ~ SURVIVOR ~ SMART ~ JUST ~ PRUDENT ~ GREENWHITEGREEN Soon, many will scale heights to obtain the GREEN passport. Many will want to marry my children and grand children to be called GREEN. Come rain, come shine, I'll always be proud to be BLACK I'll always be proud to fly GREEN I'll always be proud to be a NIGERIAN I'll always be proud to be called AFRICAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGERIA!!!! MY COUNTRY, MY COLOR, MY PRIDE, MY NIGERIA! GOD BLESS YOU, GOD BLESS ME, GOD BLESS NIGERIA and GOD BLESS AFRICA!!!!

The list of ministerial-nominees, to constitute the cabinet of President Muhammadu Buhari, is ready. The Senate may get a letter from the President, requesting the confirmation of the nominees on Tuesday or Wednesday. Buhari, who was inaugurated the President on May 29, had promised to name members of his cabinet in September. He had at different times said he was in search of Nigerians with integrity to be part o his team that would reposition the country. There has been anxiety that the President may not be able to meet the September deadline as he was quoted recently as saying that the month was running to an end too fast for his liking. There are indications, however, emerged that Buhari, who is currently attending the 70th United Nations General Assembly in New York, had concluded work on the list. The list may be presented to the Senate before October 1. While reacting to a report on an online medium that Buhari had sent one of his National Assembly Liaison Officers, Senator Ita Enang, back to Nigeria with the list meant for the Senate, presidential spokesman, Femi Adesina, told reporters in New York on Monday that he would not be surprised if the list was ready. He said it was within the timeline given by the President himself. “I will not be surprised if the list is ready because it is within the timeline that the President gave. He said he will name his cabinet in September. Today (Monday) is September 28, so if it happens that it is ready, it is within the timeline,” Adesina said. When asked to give an insight into the number of nominees on the list, the presidential spokesman simply said, “The constitution already gives you an idea of the number of people that can be on the cabinet because it stipulates that we must have at least one minister
Source www.punchng.com/news/buharis-ministerial-list-ready-gets-to-senate-wed/

AFRICAN ENGLISH My dear Ghanaians Its church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'. My fellow Nigerians Its bath, not 'baff'. Our currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'. My dear Edo people Its argument, not 'ajument'. My dear Yorubas Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight, not 'hate'. Its Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'. My dear Ibadan peeps Its not 'sun tissu', its Sean Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero! My dear Hausa people Its fifty, not 'pipty'. Its people, not 'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'! Seriously it is 'Tuface weds Annie Macauley', stop saying 'Toothpaste weds Animal calling'. My Egun people Its actually 'MTN' and not 'NTM'! My dear Calabar peeps Kindly note its love and not 'rurf'. My Benue people Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick Ross'. My Igbo people There is nothing like 'thaaasand', it is thousand. It is bed-sheet and not 'bay sheet'. And its thirty, not 'thartie'! Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father, who at in Heaven. Hallowed be your name...', and not 'Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name.

AFRICAN ENGLISH My dear Ghanaians Its church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'. My fellow Nigerians Its bath, not 'baff'. Our currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'. My dear Edo people Its argument, not 'ajument'. My dear Yorubas Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight, not 'hate'. Its Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'. My dear Ibadan peeps Its not 'sun tissu', its Sean Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero! My dear Hausa people Its fifty, not 'pipty'. Its people, not 'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'! Seriously it is 'Tuface weds Annie Macauley', stop saying 'Toothpaste weds Animal calling'. My Egun people Its actually 'MTN' and not 'NTM'! My dear Calabar peeps Kindly note its love and not 'rurf'. My Benue people Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick Ross'. My Igbo people There is nothing like 'thaaasand', it is thousand. It is bed-sheet and not 'bay sheet'. And its thirty, not 'thartie'! Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father, who at in Heaven. Hallowed be your name...', and not 'Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name.

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Pidgin Proverbs 1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin. 2. Woman wey never see problem... Na im dey still hold breast run. 3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep. 4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later é go hear am. 5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat. 6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg. 7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD. 8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march? 9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far. 10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger to death. 11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see. 12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains. 13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit. 14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! é go hail himself 15. Toto water small, but é reach prick take baff. 16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND. 17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck. 18. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside. 19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use style call him papa blind man. 20. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat. 21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch. 22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open. 23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK. 24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start. 25. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food. 26. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you. 27. Thief wey jump fence enter house where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again. 28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury. 29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am. 30. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze. 31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am. 32. My thing and our thing no be the same oh. 33. Na happiness dey make prick stand. 34. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am. 35. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala. 36. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London. 37. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans. 38. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup. 39. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap. 40. Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different. 41. Nama wey run go overseas go come back as corned beef

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PEKELE PELEKE, DEM SAY DEAN FACULTY OF LAW RAPE 20 YEAR OLD 400L STUDENT...LOBATAN! Wetin persin no go hear for this Naija. One mama don dey para o say the dean, Faculty of Law for University of Calabar, Prof. Cyril Ndifon don take by force chop the dodo of her daughter for inside him office on August 29th and dem don report the matter to the school and to police. Dem say na gbanko the prof use for the girl, cos he vex tear the girl text paper say she no quick submit. Later na him he come see the girl say make she come him office come rewrite the text, na so he sha take scope am enter him office before he come take tipa tikuku chop her Ogbono. The university say dem don start dey shine light on top the mata but punch say as dem dey try halla the Prof reach he no gree pick him call. Na wa O!

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Friends you all should rejoice with me o, cos our Lord has done it for me again! You can now reach me on any of the line.....

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QUESTION OF THE DAY Abeg follow put mouth 4 dis mata ooo. 4 d people wey dey born on Feb 28,knowing well say feb 28 na leap year How dem take dey celebrate dere birthday If u get any ideas about dis topic abeg enlighten us

DEFINITIONzzz OF WAHALA:. ¤When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. "Bro, u go apologise tire.!". ¤When you abuse your friend "your mama!!!"and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you."Egbon, u go collect plenty slap!.!". ¤When Mosquito lands on your father's Baldhead and u try to kill it with your bare hands."You must provide d proof ohh, or else...". ¤ When you update "salary things" on Facebook and your landlord comments "on point""""U go travel go villa by force."." When you're in a bus and you throw away your #500 note instead of gala wrapper."Chai! E don do be dat!". ¤When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout "God punish NEPA"....... And he's there with u."Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.". ¤When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.. ¤ When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out your wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar.. ¤When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish.. ¤When u give beggar#500 note instead of #50.. ¤When soldier punish u finish come release u make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come shout"officer thunder fire u"and ur bike no come gree start again.. ¤When u dey inside bus,buy 1 gala and the seller run wit N950 change... #CryNogoDoAm. ¤When you post on Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss like ur post. "No just go work tomorrow.". ¤When u read this,laugh and didn't drop a comment or like...then no doctor can help you..

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