Oldpikin:
I'm 27 and a graduate. But I look so much like I'm still a teenager and it turning me to an introvert. And my voice isn't helping especially when I'm on phone. I wanted to start smoking weed for a thicker voice but someone told me that it doesn't work for everybody.

I was about to start using some stuffs for my beards to grow but I'm scared of the side effects. Do you know how I get a thicker voice in few days? Do you know how I could get beards in few days using organic combinations?

Please help I'll really appreciate it.

I see that you do not have any problem, your only challenge is inferiority complex, overcome that and you'll be OK, with that kind of voice you could be a musician singing circular songs or in a choir. But if you want you voice to change then:

1. Gather a collection of song from Rap Artists that have baritone voice (like Ja Rule, Jay-Z, Sticky Fingerz etc., play them and sing along imitating them exactly as they sing, I bet you 1 week is too long for your voice to change.
2. People don't take you serious maybe because you yourself don't take yourself seriously. No matter how your facial composure is you can learn how to command respect from people by being calm, talk play and laugh less (if and when you speak your contribution to whatever you want to talk about should accepted and valued by all the people present).
3. You don't need beards to be considered mature, but if you must get it then buy a bottle of raw spirit and apply at the places where you want to see bears grow, I bet you in 4 years you'll wish you didn't do it (ask people who shave 3 times in a week if they like it).

I still feel you don't have any problems, just learn how to interact with people, that's all.

My landlord is idoma by tribe and has six grown up children, three boys and three girls. He should be in his late fifties or early sixties. Here is the issue.

This man despite having grown up boys and girls always do his chores by himself while the children will be lazying around engaging in trivial discussions. This man will wash his clothes by himself while his girls, the youngest being twenty years of age will be chatting with friends in the compound. This man will go to fetch water with kegs using a wheel barrow every morning while the boys will sit outside doing nothing.

Meanwhile the water he fetches is used by every member of the house. This man can go up to three to four trips while the boys will be busy arguing about Manchester United and Chelsea with friends.

What baffles me the most is that they see nothing wrong in this because the man doesn't complain and his wife, their mother is also witnessing everything.

My question now is, is this an acceptable norm in their (Idoma) culture? For a father to be doing the house chores while the children will be playing. I'm asking because where I come from, it is unacceptable.

[b]I bet you this old man will live longer than those stupid children of his, yes he is old, yes he is doing all the work and yes, what they don't know is that he is using every opportunity he gets to exercise his body, they will all die before his very eyes and people will say he is a wizard, he killed his children [/b]

Since when did EFCC become EFFC? A headline on Thisday today read: "N108bn Fraud: Akpabio's Accuser Appears before EFFC" While the acronym on the logo say something else. Can anybody help me define EFFC?

The female breasts, also known as “the twins” or “the girls”, have remained the most conspicuous and attractive feature of the female sexual organ. Perhaps, its strategic positioning and function adds to its importance in the life of a woman.
Besides the age long biological function of the breasts as a source of food and nourishment for babies, the breast is also a major source of sexual attraction for the male specie, just as it is also a key sexual organ for the woman, highly sensitive to stimulation. The fact that they come in various shapes and sizes, further add to their uniqueness and endearing place in our hearts as humans.
As a sexual organ, the breasts have been known to give immense pleasure to both men and women during sexual encounters. In fact, some women have reportedly disclosed that they are capable of achieving orgasm even when thoroughly stimulated through sucking and caressing of the breasts alone. Though, because of this highly sensitive nature, some women find it very uncomfortable or even painful to submit their twin girls to constant sexual manipulation of any kind.
Interestingly, men are constantly drawn to the breasts. A lot of this attraction has been attributed to psychological composition, perception and beliefs. For, pray, why would a full grown man be obsessed with sucking some mounds of milkless breasts? I don’t often get logical answers to this question when I ask. The function of the breasts in sexual behaviour has been attributed to human Face -to -Face copulation that is unusual among other mammals. Since the breast already serves the function of mother-infant bonding, then it is also excellent for male -female bonding, says an argument. After all, it is just within reach.
For those familiar with some of the social media platforms, you would have come across a particular message that has been making the rounds for a couple of years now. Purportedly attributed to the BBC as source, this message usually springs out during the cancer awareness months and in support of cancer prevention campaign. As expected, it elicits a wide range of controversies from both men and women, from humour to disdain and sexual innuendoes, while some others believe the content hook, line and sinker. The purported message is claimed to have been issued by the Ministry of Health in the fight against breast cancer. One of the versions I have received read thus:
Very soon, women will be paying men to have their breasts sucked! According to a report on BBC website, Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breasts sucked thoroughly and vigorously. It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up lumps leading to breast cancer. The breast must be sucked as often as possible. Help women fight breast cancer today. Men, please do your part and suck a breast now! And women, please endeavour to make it available regularly…… This message is from the Ministry of Health in the fight against breast cancer. I have tried several times without success to get a confirmation for this story on the mentioned websites including cancer.org and some others in related fields. But perhaps, someone out there knows the original and authentic source of this message? Please share it with us!
As interesting as this message may be, as well as the different responses it receives anytime it is being passed around, depending on which side of the divide you find yourself, I am more worried about the health implications attached. Cancer is not something to make jokes out of as it claims millions of lives across the world every year. Again, some frightened lady who hitherto was not in favour of breast sucking may easily submit herself to torture with the belief that she is suffering for a good reason. Please, let us not confuse issues. Breast feeding is not the same as breast sucking. Breast feeding is the process of feeding new born and infants with breast milk. It is this that has been medically proven to be of immense benefit to both mother and child and can prevent breast cancer. There are no scientifically proven studies indicating that breast sucking is of any medical benefit to the the woman whose breast is being sucked or the person doing the sucking. However, what has been scientifically proven is the fact that breast sucking when properly performed is of immense pleasure to the woman and may sometime on its own lead to orgasm or when combined with some other forms of sexual stimulation will help a woman to achieve orgasm quicker. Again, neither has any research shown that breast sucking can give a woman cancer.
So ladies, please relax and allow your guys do the job for you. if you are not enjoying the way he is doing it, tell him. I can assure you, it’s a win-win situation.
What's your opinion?

Here is my mail addy. Makyegh@gmail.com

Activities in Makurdi the Benue State capital is on a stand still as angry youths of the Katungu area have blocked the streets and roads leading to the two bridges that connects the Northern and Southern parts of Nigeria.

It is a common norm that in every society there are Laws that govern its people but still there are those who keep breaking these laws, that's why in every society there are those who are selected to keep and enforce these laws. But that is not the case with what happened here in Makurdi.

Without much waste of time I will go straight to the point. The barracks is the home for most or all military personnel. Yesterday 14 August 2015 a soldier boy left the barracks in the evening by 8:30p.m and had a crackdown with some bad boys that led to his death. In reaction some soldier boys stormed the North Bank/Katungu area wrecking harvock on everything they came across, every street they passed through had a feel of their anger as they made sure that no vehicle was left untouched.

By this morning (Saturday 15th August, 2015) all activities in the North Bank market area are on a stand still as every businessman and woman did not open out of fear of the unknown. Motorist and the general travelers can’t access the two bridges connecting the both ends of the River Benue.

My question thus is this, are they Civil Right Groups in Nigeria that can readily take up such issues and make sure that such dastardly act are not meted on the general populace because of some irate youths and to make sure that all the damages are paid for by the military and lastly to make sure that the military men involved should face the full wrath of the Law.
See pictures below.

Senior Staff Association of Nigerian University (SSANU) University of Agriculture, Makurdi (UAM) Chapter.
Peaceful Public Demonstration and Press Conference on Government Intention to Remove University Staff Schools from University Pay Rolls.

Them say education na their right and government wan shut them down

I hope government go hear their complain sha.

VictoriaBee:

Lol, shemales are not trans female - those ones did surgery.

She-males were born naturally with pen1s and vagina together.

The amount of testosterone or oestrogen determines what the transgendered would turn to..
Excess testosterone directs he/she towards female and vice versa.

Well I'll like to let you know that she-males don't come with vagina and penis at the same time, like u said (estrogen or testosterone) a person who is supposed to be born male that is born with more estrogen grows up and develop more female tendencies (breast, hip, facial looks, mannerism) but down there he has a dick. Same goes for the female, if you are born with more testosterone then you get a tomboy with a vagina, not both (vagina n penis) packages at the same time, comprende?

This days one can not be too sure of some things again, your twin or triplet kids may not all be yours if your wife is the wayward type, read story below.

Twins born in New Jersey were fathered by two different men, a judge has declared, after a court- ordered DNA test showed that the man identified
in a paternity suit was the parent of only one of the girls.
Acknowledging that the case would provoke “sheer disbelief”, Judge Sohail Mohammed said the paternity test was accurate and that the conception of the twins by two separate fathers was part of a rare but growing phenomenon of “bi-paternal twins”.
The mother of the twins, who are now two years old, had told the board of social services in Passaic County, northern New Jersey, that a former lover was the father of her twin girls. The board duly filed a child-support suit on her behalf last October, which referred to the mother only as TM and to their reputed father as AS.
A DNA test then showed that she was half correct:
AS had fathered only one of the girls. Confronted with the finding, “the mother testified that within about a week, she had sexual intercourse with
two men, AS and another man”, the judgment, filed this week, said.
The other man has not yet been identified, nor has he undergone a DNA test, the judge said. Such a thing had never been seen by a court in New Jersey, he added, although cases involving bi-paternal twins have been heard in Colorado and New York.
Jackson Kirkman-Brown, a reader in reproductive biology at the University of Birmingham, said that two separate sperm fertilised two separate eggs
every time a woman conceived non-identical twins.
“Having two eggs and two sperm is no rarer than having non-identical twins, by definition,” he said. “The fact that the woman had sex with two
different men to get that set of non-identical twins is far rarer.”
He said that the mother “will have ovulated two eggs — that could be two from one ovary or one from each. Then the question just becomes what
sperm finds the eggs. If she had sex with two men in the 36 hours prior to that, there may be sperm from both of those men inside the female
reproductive tracts.” Sperm have been found to survive for up to a
week in the female reproductive tracts, although this is extremely rare, he said. “Sperm will survive in the female tract for up to a few days. Theoretically she has probably got a three or four-day window for that sperm to survive — usually they don’t survive a lot longer than that.”
In New Jersey, Karl-Hans Wurzinger, of the American laboratory testing company LabCorp, told the court that his laboratories encountered
about six cases a year. Judge Mohammed said that the incidence of bi-
paternal twins had risen because of modern fertility treatments as well as increased “promiscuity and other factors”. He ordered the father AS to pay $28 a week in support of the twin identified as his daughter.

He would now need a jogbo adapter to function well by stepping down the size
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Hahaha stepping down this jogbo will be a problem coz man no be stabilizer or transformer wey u go just step up or down anytime wey u like.

Guys this days sef, this one wan increase im jogbo but wetin im com get I no fit shout...

A 45-year-old man’s cravings to get a large penis might not have ended as planned as it has cost him the pleasure of ever having sex again.
Micha Stunz, who resides in Berlin has enlarged his penis with silicon injections and now moves about with something that weighs approximately 4.3kg dangling in between his legs.
According to Vice, the current dimension of his new member is seven pounds and as wide as 3.5 inches and as long as 9 inches. How does he manage to carry that about?
Not only is his sex life going to experience a change, Stunz also can no longer get a normal erection as there is no visible growth in size due to the silicon implants. See a nude photo of him.
He has been teased of having a penis that “looks like an ass or a mouth from the front.”
Additionally, Stunz prefers to pass urine while sitting down.
Explaining why he decided to enlarge his penis with silicon injections, Stunz said, “I think the whole thing started 20 years ago when I got a penis pump as a present.
“I was way too curious not to try it out. First, I tried it secretly for myself. But then it happened that I went out pumped up. And I realized that it was a good feeling.”
He added, “I can’t say exactly how much it weighs, I just know that my kitchen scale, which shows up to 6.6lb, hasn’t been enough for a while.
“After you reach a certain size, you can’t do certain things any more. At least not with everyone and not without some pre-intimacy.
“But there are other things you can do with it. You just have to free yourself from established roles and ideas about sex and be ready to play.”
Speaking about why he chose to enlarge his penis, “‘I had the feeling that I wasn’t trapped in the body I was born with, but that I had the possibility to shape it myself to change it.”

My Question Now Is "What's the benefits of increasing your Jogbo?"
Why not take magani sha buratashi.

Is this VA w.o.w?

It looks interesting

I hope its fun to use as well...

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]Ms Pekin believed she was safe when a cab picked her up, only for Alafu to force his way into the cab and again allegedly rape her.
He kept trying to kiss me… he molested me in the back of the taxi for everyone, for the taxi driver, to see. He wouldn’t stop.’


It was only after another man, believed to be a fellow Australian, saw Ms Pekin was distressed and stepped in to help her.

‘I wish I could find that man… he deserves a medal, that man saved my life,’ Ms Pekin said.

Make I hear jare, this story na job, de guy rape u insyd haus e no do am, follow u enter taxi continue rape n taxi driver no care, job. Na only that imaginary man wey desarv medal come be ur supaman.

We don hear you