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rusher14: Then why haven't the government extradited him to the US since Buhari came into power if they are aware of his crimes? Your brain has been replaced with cow dung. 131 Likes 9 Shares |
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NgeneUkwenu: And you'll be jumping from one moniker to the other after your lifeless boss is sent back to Daura next year, you PTSD-induced, obesity-stricken Twitter rumour-peddler. *spits on your fractured zombiec skull ![]() 224 Likes 18 Shares |
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rusher14: Is he campaigning for President of the United States? What does he need to go to the US for? Buhari went there and made an absolute fool of himself, his family & his cattle. Is your brain running on Symbian OS? 337 Likes 27 Shares |
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Atiku has rendered Almajihari & the entire APC mad! 3 Likes
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![]() ![]() Na dem ooo Followers of the paedophilic prophet of doom.
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6. The fear of post-mortem STDs. (Gonorrhphylisphobia) Every doctor gets to sleep with their dead patients before they grow cold. It's common for viruses & bacteria to build up in their private parts as a result of decomposition. However, experienced doctors have their way of avoiding these pitfalls whilst ensuring maximum satisfaction for themselves. But still, the fear lingers because post-mortem STDs are incurable. 1 Like |
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Atiku is trying hard to gain Christian votes. He knows muslims don't need much persuasion - just offer them an underage girl or a goat to fvck and they are okay. 83 Likes 5 Shares |
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JjBankys: More pictures and even videos. Respect yourself & exit this thread if you don't hold a Vaseline Crew membership card! You have been warned. 7 Likes |
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Send him back now or we'll read about him jacking cars, peddling drugs, raping women or scamming widows in five years' time. |
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Why can't we see pictures? Is it over the phone you'll describe how the rooms look to us or are you a ritualist? 2 Likes |
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Just cut her waist down & hand it to me. The other parts are useless to me. I despise ugly faces & floppy boobs. *spits ![]() 2 Likes
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Any woman that can't give me an erection is useless. *spits ![]() 19 Likes |
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She wasn't actually walking well anyway so what's her grouse? I just hope the codeine bottles weren't smashed during the crash though else she will pay. That's the most important thing. |
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ChroniclesNg: Your brother looks like a thief so I don't blame the policeman - just doing his job. |
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Because most of them are usually very short and we all know dwarfs are very insecure. Akwa Ibomites are descendants of the same Pygmies Gulliver ran into around the Congo Basin years ago. Just look at UyaiIncomparabl for example. Ask her for a picture of her brother. *spits ![]() 5 Likes 1 Share |
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So Messi masturbates severally before every match? ![]() No wonder he's so good! 175 Likes 7 Shares |
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When we say African men are proud of our preeqs people don't understand. No matter how much this dude has, his wife/gf will cheat on him - with us. It's inevitable. My preeq is the most important thing I have in this world - not money, not career (all replaceable). Without my preeq, I am nothing. 5 Likes |
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Looks just like pocohantas' vajayjay after last night. *spits ![]() 5 Likes |
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Feminists can't find themselves a man to get them pregnant but won't let happy mothers rest. All they do is to steal money, kill their spouses & destroy properties. *spits ![]() 1 Like |
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Afonjas disgracing this continent everywhere they go. He thinks its molue abi? *spits ![]() 1 Like |
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Illiterate Nigerian journalists. Thunder cannot strike. Thunder is the sound of lightning and it arrives seconds after the strike. The correct term here is "lightning strikes victim". Even if you use thunder when chatting at least use the correct term when making a professional report. 2 Likes |
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My only question is; These women that make up the bridal train are still single in this evening newspaper condition complete with pot bellies?? Where is an alligator, crocodile or a hippo when you need one? 22 Likes 1 Share |
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sarrki: Scroll up and read the question you gworo-chewing wombat! It's about the best President not what he/she did after office. Besides, how was Donald Duke better than GEJ then? ![]() 1 Like |
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Amba555: Simple truth. Nigeria was very dark before he came. Even internet was a luxury only the elite could afford now its everywhere. We still used NIPOST to send letters then now its calls & text messages. News came to us the next morning too. Many big businesses today benefitted directly or indirectly from foundations his tenure set. I just remembered how he cleansed the drugs industry too with Dora. 1 Like |
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People saying Yar'Adua, what exactly did he do? He died. So? ![]() Is that an achievement? I go with OBJ cuz hate him or love him & despite being a big thief, his tenure transformed Nigeria in almost every aspect. Telecoms, agriculture, technology, entertainment etc. Almost every industry boomed. 3 Likes |
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Khd95: 3 Likes
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Buhari-Banjo cleanser on the other hand, will cleanse your brain cells & render you stupid & murderous - just like a zombie. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
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