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Celebrities / Re: Checkout Hushpuppi's Birthday Cake By Fendi [photos] by ArchangeLucifer: 1:43pm On Oct 12, 2018 |
It's a pity that the Hushpuppi cake version looks more responsible than the flesh version. *spits |
Crime / Re: Man Gets Home To Find His Bathtub Stolen. See What He Said (Photo) by ArchangeLucifer: 1:41pm On Oct 12, 2018 |
Congrats sir!! Now he has a grave in his house. Oh what wouldn't I give? |
Celebrities / Re: International Girl Child Day: Ijeoma Chikezie Speaks At World Bank Program by ArchangeLucifer: 1:37pm On Oct 12, 2018 |
*spits I can't join in this sort of celebration. The female child is a product of weak sperm. Every healthy man is supposed to produce boys as proof of his virility. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Boys Beat Taxify Driver To Stupor, Broke His Bones by ArchangeLucifer: 1:33pm On Oct 12, 2018 |
Is that the shape of his skull or did Davido's boys also redesign his head? What kind of jaw bone is that nitori olohun?! This skull does not fall into either conehead or Igbo category. NCAN hereby rejects this strange skull & warns its members from associating with it. Signed, National Leader. 1 Like 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Lady And Her Friend Unscathed After Their Car Somersaulted Severally (pictures) by ArchangeLucifer: 1:16pm On Oct 12, 2018 |
AutoJoshNG: Wow. I just need to know something. Who did the counting? She or her friend? 10 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Lovely Pre-wedding Photos Of A Police Officer & His Wife-to-be by ArchangeLucifer: 1:12pm On Oct 12, 2018 |
In this old age this woman is a wife-to-be?? Just negodu the wrinkles on her ewedu face that even makeup & photoshop edits cannot hide now imagine how she looks in the physical. God must have created this woman on the eighth day. *spits |
Education / Re: See What An Examination Hall Looks Like Pakistan by ArchangeLucifer: 12:23am On Oct 12, 2018 |
Wow. Refreshment to reduce the mental strain. In Nigeria, policemen will be patrolling outside your hall window with AK47 yet people wonder why you scored E. *spits 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: What Would You Do? by ArchangeLucifer: 11:18pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
Flickzvill: Happened to me once. I didn't get angry. Nah. Not me. I just kept fvcking her till she realised I had no plans for her & left. I didn't treat her that way because she's older than I am, I did it because if she can lie about her age for that long, then she can lie about the paternity of our kid for years too. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: What Kind Of Army General Fails All His Military Exams by ArchangeLucifer: 11:13pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
A lifeless & incompetent one! 24 Likes 2 Shares |
Education / Re: Please Nairalanders Help Me Out Of This by ArchangeLucifer: 11:11pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
blackfish: When you return, you'll find out this post has been taken down. So phone that is meant to distract your academics is what you claim will make you study harder? E-note kor, E-money ni. Thief. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: £200million Superyacht That Turns Invisible To Anyone More Than 50 Metres Away by ArchangeLucifer: 10:42pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
Here are my observations: 1. The sharp diagonal edges of this yacht are a tell-tale sign that it comes equipped with stealth capabilities (a reduced heat signature on a radar monitor). This is good for a military vessel but a huge disadvantage for a civilian one as neighbouring ships should know exactly what type & size it is to avoid a catastrophe. 2. The glass body that renders it almost invisible at 50 metres is also bad for a vessel that will house civilians. Most large ships take over 50 metres to come to a full stop so in the event of a potential collision, it will be nearly impossible to prevent disaster as the captain might not see this yacht on time to avert it. NB: Most large ships take around 5 miles to stop = about 15 minutes @ a speed of 33 knots. Add this to the reduced radar signature I stated earlier (which might reduce this ship's size to a fishing boat's on a monitor), this yacht might just be a disaster waiting to happen. Take the deadly collision of US destroyer USS McCain (with all its advanced equipments & systems) & that Singaporean oil tanker earlier this year as an example. 15 Likes 4 Shares |
Autos / Re: This Lotus Elise Sportcar Was Totaled Becos Of A Scratch On Its Front Bumper by ArchangeLucifer: 9:10pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
But Buhari's brain is damaged beyond repair yet he's allowed to rule Nigeria. *spits |
Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by ArchangeLucifer: 9:03pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
mamagee3: You look like the illegitimate love child of a hippopotamus / warthog crossbreed and a goitre sufferer. I advise you to ingest two teaspoons of salt daily to avoid spending all your savings on surgery later. You'll need all of it after obesity-induced diabetes has forced you to amputate all your limbs. *spits |
Crime / Re: A Woman Caught Having Sex With A Mad Man In Broad Daylight by ArchangeLucifer: 8:53pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
This is not money rituals abeg! This is pure konji. Feminists cannot get preeq from a normal man so they don't mind sucking a mad man's preeq just to satisfy their urge. This same fate awaits pocohantas. They say we are useless to them yet they will do anything just to get our preeqs. 8 Likes
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Career / Re: How Much Can One Earn As "Production Assistant" In A Media House? by ArchangeLucifer: 8:51pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
N40,000 if you are willing to 'drop'. What were you thinking? Na cable & camera you wan go hold for Oga soo. For your mind, you landed a good job so you brought it here abi? Just negodu the type of salary Nairaland feminists are struggling to get yet they have the nerve to call men "broke". *spits |
Romance / Re: So Creative & Romantic - See How A Woman Qualifies Her Hubby by ArchangeLucifer: 8:47pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
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Celebrities / Re: Gentle Jack Celebrates His Birthday Today. See His Throwback & Now Photos by ArchangeLucifer: 8:45pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
I'm sad because one slap from this man and Seun will hand over all our login details. 369 Likes 13 Shares
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Romance / Re: Man Searches For A Wife On Twitter. States The Attributes. See Reactions (Photo) by ArchangeLucifer: 8:40pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
He must be looking for a 6th wife. Average age for first marriage in Ab0kiland is 15 for boys & 9 for girls. The 25 year old he is seeking is more or less a grandma over there. His mom will definitely reject any evening newspaper so what's the point? *spits 60 Likes 3 Shares |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: 2 Months Used Samsung Galaxy S9 For Sale by ArchangeLucifer: 8:36pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
leslieu63: Stolen. 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: Thread For Lovers Of Congolese Music (Rumba & Soukous) by ArchangeLucifer: 8:28pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
Sweetguy25: Wrong. First time I heard Soukous music was when my Mum was yelling it at the top of her voice and my Dad was making grunting sounds to compliment hers behind closed doors one night. This rendition lasted about 25 mins during which I couldn't take it no more & whipped out my vaseline jelly, dumped a generous amount in a hole on my mattress & humped it till I passed out. A honourable tradition I have continued till this day. |
Music/Radio / Re: Thread For Lovers Of Congolese Music (Rumba & Soukous) by ArchangeLucifer: 8:23pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
I love Congo music videos |
Romance / Re: Body Count by ArchangeLucifer: 8:22pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
amakadihot87: Can we include masturbation? |
Celebrities / Re: 'Impregnated A Lady' - Davido To Sue The Cable Over 'Breakup With Chioma' Report by ArchangeLucifer: 8:21pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
Rityonyi: Your fishbrain is in God Mode. 29 Likes 1 Share
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Family / Re: International Day Of The Girl Child: Share Amazing Things Your Daughter Has Done by ArchangeLucifer: 7:37pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
harrisonokonkwo: Preeq. |
Crime / Re: Boy Butchered For Money Rituals by ArchangeLucifer: 7:05pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
The suspects were [img]https://media1./images/ad33ae8fb64a3f35bba626c1523f3371/tenor.gif?itemid=4790188[/img] |
Family / Re: International Day Of The Girl Child: Share Amazing Things Your Daughter Has Done by ArchangeLucifer: 6:19pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
Some menopaused evening newspapers that might never have kids are prowling this thread right now... |
Family / Re: International Day Of The Girl Child: Share Amazing Things Your Daughter Has Done by ArchangeLucifer: 6:16pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
kolafolabi: 5 Likes
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Crime / Re: I Made N1.2m Posing As Fake Policeman – Welder by ArchangeLucifer: 5:38pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
bellonaija: [img]https://media1./images/ad33ae8fb64a3f35bba626c1523f3371/tenor.gif?itemid=4790188[/img] |
Science/Technology / Re: Moon Meteorite Found In Africa & To Be Auctioned In Us(photos) by ArchangeLucifer: 5:34pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
Shelloween: Even if it did, would you have recognized it as moonstone? Abi you go don use am stone lizard since 1999... 1 Like 1 Share |
Science/Technology / Re: Moon Meteorite Found In Africa & To Be Auctioned In Us(photos) by ArchangeLucifer: 5:25pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
If it doesn't light up in the dark then it's fake. How are we sure it's not the same rock Oduduwa shattered his conehead on when he was thrown out of Heaven for trying to mine an angel's skull? *spits |
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