At least she proved her fertility before turning to an evening newspaper.

pocohantas on the other hand...

I don't know why dwarfs are always stubborn.

Send the corrupt Edo herbalist straight to jail!

Nigeria's numero uno feminist has abandoned her entire life & career for preeq and to be a housewife yet pocohantas is still jumping from thread to thread arguing and adding more wrinkles to her menopaused face.

crossbbt:
Whenever my pet pee there is blood sometimes it's come in tick blood

Your bitch is HIV positive.

I suggest you test yourself too.

Goodnight.

Hahahahahaha

Feminists will soon run mad.

This one has been used & dumped severally now she needs an excuse to start corporate oloshoism.

Madam please join your mates lining up on the streets of Lagos from 10pm tonight.

You never see anything.

I just hope the plantain did not burn in the process because I like my fried plantain yellowish & very tender not burnt.


That's the most important thing.

Just negodu how that feminist is holding the shovel in the first picture - it's so obvious she can't weed.

This is a clear sign she does not clear her pubic area.

*spits

Evablizin:
See jamb question.

After writing JAMB seven times, it's easy for you to spot their questions anywhere you go.

*spits on your feminist skull

Then sleep with your herbalist.

Fat, over-bleached & fish scented hippopotamus.

*spits

And what do you want in return sir?

If he tries this in Lagos, Omonile won't allow him complete construction.

janejive:
Good day house a very close friend of mine has been diagnosed with breast cancer, the affected breast needs to be removed, how can I be of help to her, I need suggestions or NGO's if you know any that can help her, or how to register a GoFundMe account for her. Her location is Abuja, thank you.

The only help you can proffer her at this point is to ensure the surgeon in charge of the procedure is not Afonja else she won't see her breast again.

Be advised.

Any wristwatch that cannot tell me the exact time pocohantas' menopause will start is useless.

*spits

This explains makydebbie's absence on Nairaland.

But why not use the flight fare to eat? Feminists are stupid o!!

damiloladuke:
"He only wanders around the village with other people constituting nuisance. He is not even regarding himself as an educated graduate. He goes around the village with useless people talking useless things" she said/

This description suits me perfect.

Princewell2012:
Actually am not happy when I saw this. let me make it short. The result was cancelled. Buhari never expect the out comes of that result. Everybody was expecting for the result to be announced only for us get a shock that result has been cancelled.

Please Nigerians should pray for the peace of this nation doing 2019 general election. And the new date were not fixed till I woke up behold it was a dream

Nigerians should find a way to removed this present Inec chairman before 2019 general election.


Peace. Happy reading.

You can call names it is allowed.

Oga go & eat.

Hunger has made me once chook my preeq inside a kitchen sink pipe.

DaddyBen009:

How do you cope bro I have same thing after several rounds of masturbation

Always have Holy Water close to you.

Massage your preeq with it once this happens & blood flow will be restored immediately.

Thank me later.

IrokoOluwere:
Only you . Three posts.
Abah

That's how you spot a Vaseline Crew alumni.

Jerking off violently made him inadvertently comment thrice & he had to edit the last two comments to cover up his act.

I'm not National Leader for nothing.

How many times will we see this? Funny thing is it's always at this stage, never improving - just like the Lifeless One.

Is this Almajihari's response to Atiku?

*spits

Where is the 'criminal beating'?

All I see here is the artistic carving of an Afonja masquerade on his back.

I just hate liars.


*spits

If he claims to be a prophet, how come he couldn't predict that I would masturbate severally until I suffered temporary paralysis two days ago?

Fake pastors religious conmen everywhere.

*spits

Asides diet & body odour I hope she doesn't share any other thing in common with bush pigs?

Asking for a friend...


*spitting for myself

Since the gear stick does not take up that valuable room by your right hand side that allows your wife to lean over & give you head while you drive.

Go for it...

princeemmma:
One Tobi Kodaolu, 20, has recounted how he lured a commercial motorcyclist, Oni Oluwajuwon, into the bush and killed him in Ogun State.

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Thank you.

Wizkid said same until his landlord threw him out for not paying his rent.

Trust 'celebs' words at your own risk.