Mine is when the pastor's wife starts reading the hymm, oboy I can snore at that moment.lol

greatwhite:
I would say walk away. But your mind is made up.



Holla at nemesis for me when you see him .

No No, my mind isn't made up yet, the conscience is right here,that is why I brought it as a topic on Nairaland.
And please Lalasticlala, mynd44 please help me move this to the front page, in order for more light to be shed on it. God bless everyone for their comment

Please my fellow NairaLanders and mods please forgive me for sharing this, but my ex girlfriend whom I lost contact with just met me, when we got talking she revealed a whole lot to me about her nightmares in her marriage, she told me the husband married her because of wealth that she inherited from her rich late father.
Now here is the issue, we got to spend some time together often and she revealed to me that her husband hasn't had sex with her for 2yrs now, and she pleaded with me to get intimate with her.
Please NairaLanders would it be wrong for me to lay once more with my married ex?
Honest answers needed.

good

church of satan

STFUareyouG0d:
Go out and hustle. That's what you should do. Not sitting your ass at home fantasising how to get big ass

No big ass girl will want a lazy ass man like you not even those Omo iyalata girls

Bro I ain't broke, as long as my laptop still functions. so not for me buh for them broke brothers

Sexxkillz:
A fat ass to console your broke ass. . .

If a fat ass continues consoling broke asses, will it remain fat?

Yes o, cos no matter how one drinks water from a river it never dries it off. so we need it.

Sexxkillz:
In these times of economic recession, big ass is your problem?

Yes na, when no food to eat, no money to go out, no light, what's wrong if the nature given fat ass come console a brother off the misery.

But if the big ass girls are for the rich, then what's the hope for the common man na?
In these times of economic recession Oluwa dial our number pls.

The matter hard me so I pass am to the house.

Here are the most honest reasons you should indulge yourself into money rituals.
Pls add your own as well

1) Because You Are Lazy
lazy people will never work for money, all they need is easy wealth, not knowing that even ritual isn't easy.


2) Because You Are Greedy
Only a greedy man would want to become rich by all cost thereby eliminating human lives or going fetish.


3) Lack of brains
I heard the most esteemed bishop David Oyedepo once said that God gives us brains to work so He can rest. my dear those pple making money legitimately aren't they with same One brain? # use your brain.#


4)Wickedness
Only a wicked fellow will wanna take his fellow human life for wealth.

knight05:
oya lalasticala. .unto front page

pls am not very much old into NL, but from my observations I truly really hope this Front page thing has some what politics involved, cos some very interesting topics I see doesn't smell front page while others just jump in ASAP. pls I stand to be corrected. No disrespect.

lalasticala pls send this to front page... its worth it.

gbemi514:
It's not easy sometimes..... The flesh and the spirit all wrestle to control the body..... BTW some pastors can make you sleep especially when they take more time saying few things over and over again

Then u switch church my dear

CONSEQUENCE OF SLEEPING IN CHURCH

While in church a lady dozed off during the preaching. Suddenly, the lady snapped out of her slumber and what she heard from d pastor was "stand on your feet", so she jumped to her feet. She noticed that she was the only one standing. She also noticed the shock on the faces of the entire congregation looking at her including her husband and daughter. The stares made her confused until the Pastor stated, *"One person is already up, Sister, God bless you.* Let me repeat myself for the benefit of those who did not hear me well, this is your last chance!: _If you are a witch, stand up on your feet for deliverance...lols

*Be careful, church is not your bedroom o....*greetings

yinkarh187:
it's only xtains that believe Jesus is the greatest but both Muslims nd non-Muslims testify that prophet Muhammad is the greatest man that ever lived on this earth

But how much love has the prophet shown to humanity

sinaj:
was Budhha a religious leader or teacher

Yes he was a religious leader.

Please I got a question for the house, considering Prophet Muhammad (SAW), Jesus Christ the Messiah, and Buddha who is the greatest of them all, and who's more compassionate towards humanity? pls share your views.

everyone gotta think lyf after death. . reason u need Jesus cause He's the only one who has been there and promised to prepare a place for us... This no religion, this is the truth. accept him then the good lyf and eternity is certain. Jesus rocks.

Purpletee:
Tinubu will be singing in Davido's voice
"Dino na my boy"...
" no be by force to go bourdillon"

hahaha.....
While Dino will be singing to Remi Tinubu in psquare's voice "if I catch u I go take it slowly" na then u go know the difference between Okrika and Aba made

Osagie writes;
Dear Nairalanders please I have decided to come public on this demeaning juvenile attitude of masturbation and porn addicted life style, I come from a christian home and I know and worship God with my whole heart, yet I still masturbate more that 8 times daily.
I got this very strong addiction with boobs and ass that almost every lady I see the first part of their body my eyes sets on is their behind, and wen am alone I work on it via masturbating, this attitude has so affected me that my all I see in a woman with behind is sex sex and sex. it gets so worst that I Google and search for big ass and boobs more than Googling to find reasonable articles. I view every female pictures I come across on Nairaland.
Am very Ashamed of myself that one woman doesn't satisfy me, when am done with one she irritates me and I go for another. My father wad a chronic womaniser before he passed on.
So could this be am possessed or its genetic. pls I need help.
This ain't how life ought to be, I crave to live a decent life serving God and serving humanity. this habit is killing me.
please help a brother.

Some hoodlums on Friday robbed and killed a 35-year-old ‘suya’ seller, Habibu Maude, after robbing the deceased.
The late Maude, a father of four, was shot dead at his suya spot along White House Street in Calabar, Cross River State.
Shops and other businesses in Bogobiri, an Hausa settlement in Calabar, were closed on Saturday and Sunday as a result of the incident.

It was gathered that the deceased, an indigene of Tangaza Local Government Area of Sokoto State, did not argue with the hoodlums before he was shot.
When contacted, the state Police Public Relations Officer, Irene Ugbo, confirmed the incident, saying investigation was ongoing to unravel the killers.
“Yes, we got the investigation that a suya seller was shot by an unknown gunman along White House streets. We have not made any arrest yet, but I can assure that we would track the killers,” she said.

source: http://punchng.com/hoodlums-kill-suya-seller/

rosalieene:

so sex is the enjoyment of life abi?
The earlier you change your mentality the better for you. I detest guys like you that look at the womenfolks as sex objects. How can you be dreaming of sleeping with a lady for almost a year! Evilminds! Tomorrow its the same u(guys) that will come out and call ladies hoes.

Babe me am different, just try me .

angels09:

At least she's using her fame for humanity.


Remi Tinubu should do same.

Remi Tinubu don go bathroom since? she don baff? abeg make that one pack... dino dey come for her

Utchgirl:




If u Dino Malaye me, I will Remi Tinubu U .


Abeg Gerara hia mehn !

u no go fit waka complete o, cos my level dey vex na wonjure I go wonjure ur level.no say I nor warn u.

attention seeking actress

a

;DNnamdi kanu has bin begging bubu and Tinubu He wants to join Apc but they refused.but why na?

nice Ipop don get another militant, we dey watch ona

Utchgirl:



U r suffering 4rm IGBOPHOPBIA !

U r expecting somtin negative,bt u wia disappointed.

Jus as ur moniker,u r an Area Boy Indeed !

u this girl don't allow me dino melaye u o, cos I dey vex like dino o

Pls o.p does the pussy has air condition? abi na first class from abuja to lagos, coupled with five star meal and atm, then I go sell my papa land for warri go buy am. her father left yanch