Phred1717:
Hope the ID card will not come with a fee. Because I trust them.. Nothing is free for them, the next one will be the air we breath

Puss360:
Our Mummy of Lagos...

I stand for your back dear....

Las las, e no go pass fine wey court go fine u....

Coz you can't go to jail....
Since we don't have prisons for transgender...

Jewessgratitud3:


I use ibucap forte which also contains paracetamol and it works but the thing is the menses came with a whole lot of other sicknesses that threw my whole system into chaos.

Now I'm just highly irritated

Jewessgratitud3:
Please I need respectful and reasonable comments.

Nlfpmod

Sermon1:
**Report: Social Media Outage Crisis**

*Date: March 5, 2024*

*Subject: Widespread Outage of Facebook and Instagram*

*Executive Summary:*
On March 5, 2024, Facebook and Instagram, two prominent social media platforms owned by Meta Platforms, Inc., experienced an unprecedented and widespread outage. Users worldwide reported difficulties accessing their accounts, encountering unexpected logouts, and being unable to log back in. This report aims to provide an overview of the outage, its impact, and the official response from Meta Platforms.

*I. Outage Overview:*
The outage affected millions of users, disrupting their daily digital interactions and connectivity. Social media, serving as a vital communication tool, became inaccessible for an undisclosed number of users, raising concerns about the reliability and resilience of major online platforms.

*II. Official Confirmation:*
Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Meta Platforms, released a statement confirming the outage. In his communication, he acknowledged the technical difficulties and assured users that dedicated teams were actively working to resolve the issues. The statement emphasized the company's commitment to restoring normalcy swiftly.

*III. User Experience:*
User frustration manifested across various online platforms as individuals sought alternative means to express their discontent. Memes, humor, and collective expressions of frustration filled the digital space, highlighting the significant impact that social media outages can have on the emotional and social well-being of users.

*IV. Potential Ramifications:*
Businesses and influencers heavily reliant on Facebook and Instagram for marketing and engagement faced challenges during the outage. The incident underscores the vulnerability of businesses that depend solely on a single platform for their online presence, highlighting the need for diversified digital marketing strategies.

*V. Conclusion:*
As the outage persists, users and businesses alike anxiously await the resolution of the technical issues affecting Facebook and Instagram. Mark Zuckerberg's acknowledgment and commitment to resolving the problem provide reassurance, but the incident underscores the fragility of our digital interconnectedness and the necessity of contingency planning in an era heavily dependent on online communication and social media. Further updates will be provided as the situation develops.

Gem Fash.

References1:


https://www.channelstv.com/2024/02/27/breaking-nlc-suspends-protest-extends-ultimatum-to-fg/amp/

Arobaga:
Una must weep




Seems it’s only weeping that will teach y’all how to vote right next time




I pray dollar hits 10k before end of 2024 make suffer choke una well well

Ebinpiawazuu:


https://tribuneonlineng.com/economic-hardship-dont-join-protest-against-tinubu-afenifere-begs-yoruba-people/

nnadychuks:
Peter Obi we all failed you. ❌
Waiting for another 3 years seems impossible
for us ❌
Something has to happen before then
We can’t, I repeat we can’t go on like this for another month, talk less of 3 years.
Prices are going up everyday ❌
Situations are hard ❌
Killings everywhere ❌
Kidnapping everyday ❌
Oh God I feel terrible 😞

politicoNG:


https://punchng.com/ogun-sales-rep-dies-watching-nigeria-south-africa-match/?amp

nairalandkachy1:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/02/breaking-nlc-tuc-issue-14-day-nationwide-strike-notice-to-fg/amp/

Itiskdg121:
So what stage are we?

Itiskdg121:
Who voted for Tinubu?

HardMirror:
beautiful response. At last a christian that his Bible. I respect your contribution sir

AntiChristian:
Everyone has sense! I mean we all possess the cranial stuff!

But not all dey use am!

The god of Israel (aka USA and co) inspired Israel with ammunitions to kill more Palestinians! Yet they still call for the killings to stop that they want a two party state!

There are more Gods here!
The God of Israel!
The God of Adeboye!
The God of Chosen!
The God of Babalola!
And so on!

Righteousness2:
It sounds like a joke now but yes it is true, it is real and will surely happen.

God's word the Holy Bible is not a mere story book or religious journal.
It is a book Written by the Inspiration jf the ALMIGHTY GOD for All of Humanity to know What has Happened
What is Happening and
What will Happen in the Future.

Google, cnn, Ai, social media, science, etc cannot give you a true understanding and realiry of world Events.

If you really desire to have an understanding of events playing out on Earth and what is coming, you must be Glued to the HOLY WORD OF GOD, THE BIBLE.

Written thousand of years ago but remains Ever True, Ever fresh and Real.

JESUS CHRIST is Coming to snatch His own out of this Sinking world.
After which Hell will be unleashed on this earth.
Get ready Folks!! There is no more time.
If Heaven matters to You, It is Only Possible through a genuie relationship with JESUS CHRIST. There is No other way .

Righteousness2:
Every corner of the globe is about to desend in complete chaos, Setting up the stage for the antichrist to bring 'Order Out Of Chaos' after the Rapture!

The Word of GOD, the Holy Bible is being Fulfilled raw , clear and Fast before our Eyes.

Get Ready!

Good day sir,I want to ask question, as one who is also waiting for the coming of Jesus Christ, is that jabs given during coroner, the mark of the beast?
Live Ready!
Be Ready!
The KING OF kings is about to show up in the sky.

madridguy:
After he broke some Baba rule as if na you be the baba.... Leave story, na hard drug dey worry him... Let his friend take him to Yaba left side

SAY NO TO HARD DRUGS

abdeefggh:
Three south west states made it to top four, this is one of the indications that South west has the biggest population by far, not northwest. It also indicates that yoruba is most likely the biggest tribe in Nigeria

KwuoteYourFada:

No it indicates
SW are educated and unemployed

Only about 15% of northerners uses internet

It indicates SW are more technologically inclined

Princewill1:
This is a rebuttal of this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/7936687/11-reasons-why-must-japa#:~:text=11.,life%20expectancy%20is%20very%20high.

DISCLAIMER:
There is a notion that once you present an anti-japa argument, you're automatically an agent working for the govt. I want to state here that I have never supported this Apc govt since their coming to power in 2015. My contrary opinion on japa stems from my detest of youths mass-migration for economic reasons. I see it as an act of cowardice and stupidity.

This is not just for Nigerians japaing alone. I'm also disgusted whenever I see pictures of thousands of able bodied Latino youths who are at the US-Mexico border begging to be allowed entry into the US. These youths coming to together to mass-migrate can also link-up to take back their country via any possible means. Because if their home countries were better, they won't be moving out enmass. One of the reasons why the citizens of the country you're japaing to often discriminate against you is because you have proven to be a weakling seeking an easy excape or an inferior who are incapable of fixing their problems.
The only mass-migration i support is if it's due to serious natural disaster or large scale political persecution like that of Israel-Palestinian conflict. Below are the 11 reasons why you shouldn't Japa from Nigeria.

1.) It's More Easier To Be A Dollar Millionaire/Billionaire In Nigeria:

There are millions of Nigerians in the diaspora who are supposedly living in the first world economy and are working in various fields of human endeavor. But it may interest you to know that non have ever made it into Forbes billionaires list. But those at home keep making the list back to back.
This is important to point out because wealth building is a crucial topic to every real man and majority of Nigerian men moving are doing so mainly due to financial reasons.
Truth is, Nigeria is the largest market in Africa and a developing economy. There are plenty of wealth to be created in a "developing economy" than in a "develop economy", that's why as you are trooping out, Chinese, Lebanese and Indians are trooping in. Nigerians are raising $20k-30k in this economy to Japa while average Americans can't boast of $10k in their bank accounts, they live check to check.

2.) African Communal Living:

Nigeria offers the African social support system that you won't find in the Western countries. You fit run into financial emergency, your family will gather to raise funds for you, if you child misbehaves outside elders go assist you to discipline the child before you return home, if your house is on fire the whole neighborhood will join hands in puting out the fire, if you're cooking late night and ran out of maggi, if you knock on your neighbor door, him go deliver you, if your co-tenant never see you for 2 to 3 days, he go knock for your door to check up on you. All these don't happen in your Japa destination. In the West, you fit dey sick and later kpai inside your room and stay there for over a month nobody go know until your body begins to the smell.

3.) There Is More Insecurity Abroad:

You are 7times more likely to be shot in any city in America than in Lagos. Almost every Western country has violent "Far-Right Groups" who are frustrated and bitter with their Govts for allowing influx of migrants to erode their society and culture. These groups are like a time bomb waiting to go off because they can easily turn violent by attacking migrants especially black people. The big truth is, insecurity especially in southern Nigeria is over-reported and amplified on social media. There are violent crimes in every country. The crime news you read on social media especially in South of the country is commiserate with our population. No one can pull out any data anywhere to show that crime rate in the South has reached an epidemic proportions as believed on social media. In fact if you ban social media for 1year in Nigeria and conduct an opinion poll on insecurity. You will be surprised that Nigerians will tell you that insecurity has reduced. Just recently, a govt minister was robbed on the highway in South Africa. If that were to happens in Nigeria, Japa will be trending in Nigeria for more than a week. Most Nigerians haven't seen a bokoharam militant before but bokoharam will attack a village in Borno State close to the border with Chad, someone living in Lekki will read the news online and tweet that he wants to Japa due to insecurity.

4.) Easy Access To Natural Foods:

Nigeria has abundant healthy cheap natural foods and it's even taken for granted here. The people in the abroad you wants to go are jealous of your menu. Unhealthy and disease-causing canned and processed foods are what you will end up to when you finally japa because you will pay through your nose to place your hands on any organic food there.

5.) Favourable Weather Condition Throughout The Year:

Nigeria has one of the best climate conditions you can find. We have no extreme weather here. No severe temperature, Tornado or Harricane. Weather conditions in your Japa destination can cause sudden emergency situations. It can sometimes cause a whole city to be evacuated.

6.) No Racism:

Truth remains that after you Japa, you and your family will at one point experience both subtle and harsh discrimination based on your skin color or accent and you will never integrate into the Western society not even in a million years. Black Americans that japaed 400yrs ahead of you are yet to be fully integrated and accepted, I don't know who is motivating you that you will be accepted fully or that your own case will be different.

7.) Nigeria Better On Raising Cultured Kids:

If as a Nigerian, you are cautious of how your kids will be raised, you better stay back home, because in the West, your kids doesn't belong to you. They belongs to the government and authorities there are free to teach and instill any idealogy they deem necessary. So don't be shocked if your 7yrs old son are taught how to switch gender or pronoun at school and given free lgtv literature with erotic images.

8.) Nigeria Better On Entertainment And Fun Activities:

You can fall into depression abroad due to loneliness and stress from doing multiple jobs but not in Nigeria. With little money in Nigeria, you can go partying and balling till dawn day in day out. You fit die onto enjoyment.

9.) No Weird Or Crazy New Culture:

Abroad will humble a deeply religious person who is against homosexuality to work as a caregiver for gay couples. You will be forced to embrace trans and gay people, feminism and made to reject polygamy. I doubt if men have rights in the West. You risk losing everything to a woman, this don't only apply to your wife. Even your long-term girlfriend who you are cohabiting with, can be given a share of assets after a breakup by the court. If a random woman accuses you of rape, the system will already treat you as a convict. I recently observed that premier league captain band is now decorated with pride colors (lgtv flag) to support the community. And you know what awaits any player that openly criticizes it or refuses to wear the band. He risk getting cancelled and he should kiss his footballing career a goodbye. They will use his punishment as deterrent to others. All these new crazy woke policies and behaviors are not practiced in Nigeria.

10.) Cost Of Living Is Cheaper:

Thousands of Americans and EU citizens are retiring like kings in South East Asia and South America ie Thailand, Indonesia, Mexico, Chile etc. You can look it up. Not that they don't love their home countries but because they are excaping the high cost of living in the West. Accommodation, transportation, education, local foods etc are still cheaper in Nigeria. The amount you will paid on a match-box apartment in London or New York can fetch you a year rent of 2bedrooms flat in a good location in any major Nigerian city.

11.) No Rat Race Or Extreme Taxation In Nigeria:

You will labour abroad for a month and the rigged system will use "high taxation, high cost of living and the scam credit system" to return everything back to the system in order for you to repeat the circle again. In a bid not to go homeless on the cold streets, and also to put food on your table, you have no other option than to keep repeating the circle until the time you will finish your term of slavery due to old age, then your children will start where you stopped and the circle continues.
Truth is, the entire world is controlled by the globalists in the West, the further away you're from the West and it's entanglements the freer you will become. If the 1% elite in the West removes the rigging in the system you will be able to secure enough bags and retire early. But they stands to lose if people starts excaping the system early, they need your manpower for longer period of time to maintain their industries and establishments. This explains why the more income you earn there, the more rediculous taxes you pays because the system is continously gauging you and the tax system (one of it's tools of control) is strictly and heavily guided, defaulters risks jail term. The system was programmed in a way that you will never get enough in order not for you to start thinking of excaping the slave camp early until you finish your term of slavery.
This is one of reasons why rich and exposed Nigerians don't fancy living abroad. Even most African ex-footballers returns home immediately after the end of their career in Europe. An average Nigerian coming from lack, hunger and extreme poverty and who is daydreaming of Japa won't be able to see this anomaly. Living in Nigeria will provide you the opportunity to excape Matrix.

MisterBanny:
Nigeria is a SCAM

Anybody who can kindly help me with 5k with be appreciated pls. Life is hard

Danjikanbauchi:
You all supported APC and play ethnic and religious politics now you have seen the fruit of your labour.