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Politics / Re: See The 3 Things Nigerians Got Wrong About Oshiomhole’s Wife by artade: 11:44pm On May 17, 2015
Abeg make una free this damsel o. She's physically beautiful; she needs REAL money for maintenance. Osho Baba is financially handsome; he has the money to maintain her. My people, that's compatibility gare grin grin grin End of Story.

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Stuns In New Photo, Looks Like A Teenager by artade: 11:24am On Apr 17, 2015
OP, title should have been "Funke Akindele Stuns in New Photo". Just leave out the "looks like a teenager" bit, except you looked that old as a teenager yourself.

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Politics / Re: T.A Orji Receives His Senatorial Certificate Of Return From INEC - Photos by artade: 11:19am On Apr 17, 2015
ayindejimmy:
You people don't like him and he's winning elections for himself and his party. Tell me, was it not the same Abians voting for him?

Ever heard of election rigging?
Politics / Re: T.A Orji Receives His Senatorial Certificate Of Return From INEC - Photos by artade: 11:18am On Apr 17, 2015
Just take a look at his name: Theodore Ahamefule Shameful[e] Orji.
Romance / Re: Was I Wrong? by artade: 3:22am On Apr 17, 2015
Re-evaluate your friends. You mustn't be friends with everybody...

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Family / Re: Breaking: Kidnapped Adekunle Orekoya Kids Have Been Found!!! by artade: 8:43am On Apr 15, 2015
This is good news if authentic. However, we need more details. Was the ransom paid? Were the kidnappers caught? More details from her and the law enforcement.
Politics / Re: How Jega Defeated Jonathan For Buhari By Femi Aribisala by artade: 8:33am On Apr 08, 2015
Godsday Orubebe grabbed the microphone during the collation of the election results and alleged to the whole world that INEC chairman Attahiru Jega is partial and tribalistic. His outburst may have been embarrassing, but it is not entirely without justification. The evidence of INEC’s partiality is compelling. Although President Jonathan put a call to Orubebe to stop his protest, and he has decided to accept the verdict of INEC, that does not mean we should sweep INEC’s shenanigans under the carpet.

So you mean that "outburst MAY have been embarrassing"? Was that a typo? No, because "it is not entirely without justification"? OMG!!! I almost stopped reading... But let me continue reading this mental midget's epistle...
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Wisdomly Response To A Fan On Instagram About Oba Okiolu's Statement by artade: 7:59am On Apr 08, 2015
UnknownT:
Nope! IMO he was being diplomatic to avoid being misunderstood. Tribe comes first before country no matter how patriotic one tries to be. #MyOpinion

Really? So that means he would first look for an IGBO boy/girl to sign up first before considering other tribes... As tribalistic as some Nigerians are, I don't think everyone has this 'tribe-come-first' attitude in Nigeria. Don Jazzy certainly don't.

What would you say about IGBO families that give their children YORUBA names?
Family / Re: Pictures Of A Woman That Gave Birth On The Road by artade: 12:38pm On Apr 07, 2015
I'm a guy but can tell you that a few woman don't get those signs. And for some of these women who don't get the signs, the baby may even drop before they get to the hospital.

Besides, did you see the mothers legs and hands? That woman can resume farming selling in the market in a month!

Abeg, free her jor!

Midehi:

yes my dear, date of delivery is always 2 weeks before & 2 weeks after, so those periods are always calculated & conscious,if not many women will be giving birth every corner, theres nothing like 'let me quickly ' cos its risky...i believe she must have been getting signs @ home.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Motocade On His Way To Receive The Inec's Certificate Of Return Photos) by artade: 4:39pm On Apr 01, 2015
Congrats! You just rode in Buhari's convoy grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Bode George Has Promised To Leave Nigeria Soonest Over Buhari's Win by artade: 4:53am On Apr 01, 2015
Apparently, he can't live a corruption free life... So he has to run!
Politics / Re: ‘what Do You Call Corruption?’ Patience Jonathan Explains by artade: 7:50am On Mar 16, 2015
"...all Nigerian women you have died enough" - PEJ
Politics / Re: Inspector General Of Police Restores Tambuwal’s Security Aides by artade: 8:09pm On Mar 11, 2015
There might be a hidden agenda o. Who knows, they might be moles. They should watch them closely. Just saying...

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Crime / Re: Ugandan Maid Reveals Why She Beat Up The Baby So Bad by artade: 2:58am On Nov 30, 2014
Truckpusher:
The Mom was also abusing the maid too ,How do you expect a poor angry girl with probably little or no education to behave in a situation where the mother of the baby was abusing her too?

Pikin pass pikin?

Bottom line is people should learn how to treat house help nicely because you might never know how some people can react negatively.We should see her own story from the human psyche aspect too after all in Nigeria here we've had cases where a maid put her madam's baby inside a freezer and left her to die just because she was being physically abused by her madam.
All the same I do not support her actions but to out-rightly call for her blood without considering what she's been through in the hands of her employer is as inhumane as her actions too.

I agree she might have been maltreated by her madam even though she cannot prove it. Even then, are you justifying her actions because she's a "poor angry girl with probably little or no education"? She's 22 year bro!

Anyway, 3 things I will say based on your response:

1. You don't have a child yet. This is not meant to insult you, but truth is, if you do you would have a hard time watching the video and probably not reach a hasty conclusion. I have a daughter a little older than the baby... and every time the 22-year-old 'poor angry girl' slaps the 1 year & 6 months old helpless baby, I will shut my eyes and was really tempted to fast-forward.

2. You called a 22-year-old 'pikin'? Tell me where in the world she's not old enough to be LEGALLY married. If she's wicked enough to stand on a baby she's 7 or 8 times heavier than simple because her madam only accused her of eating the baby's food, then she's deserving of a lifetime stay in a 4 feet by 4 feet cell. (Please go back and read what she accused her madam of... Nothing like physical abuse. )

3. I totally agree with you that people should treat their maids well. I always say, if you cannot treat your house-maid like you would treat your child, then don't have one.

Anyway, because of these issues, I have vowed never to have a house-maid. I can never entrust caregiving to someone I don't know how mentally and emotionally stable he/she is. That, coupled with the many other problems with having a house-maid. Thankfully, my wife and I manage to take good care of our daughter ourselves. She's the apple of our eyes :-)
Celebrities / Re: Google Restores LindaIkeji..Com Domain Back by artade: 12:16am On Oct 10, 2014
I'm sure she has learnt her lessons...

Anyway, you just have to respect her for the way she handled the ban. Pretty calm in the face of a heavy storm...

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Sports / Re: I Am Done With Ike Uche – Keshi Blasts by artade: 8:38am On Oct 09, 2014
watchindelta:
“I did the list and Ikechukwu Uche’s name was on the 25 man list I did. He (Ike Uche) didn’t even
know about it because I did not tell him. Uche then called me four days later and said “Coach
how are you? and I said boy it is good to hear your voice.”
We just spoke like brothers and that
was it.

IK Uche called Keshi first. A sign of a peacemaker. Good. He called Keshi 4 days after Keshi made the list. But during the call, Keshi didn't tell him "Boy, you're in the 25-man list o." Do you sense Keshi's pride here?

watchindelta:
“I then told [Team] Secretary, Dayo Enebi, to ask if the players have South African visas and the
ones that don’t have he should take their passports ahead of time to process their visas.

“He then asked Ikechukwu Uche and Uche said why is he asking him and why was he asking for
his international passport.

Keshi felt a long-standing misunderstanding with someone young enough to be his son should be resolved by having the team secretary call the player. And just hear the secretary... "Uche, do you have South Africa visa?" Uche: "No. Why are you asking?" Secretary: "Bring your international passport." Uche: "What do you need my international passport for?"

Keshi's pride is his greatest undoing. If Uche would take the initiative to call him first and Keshi would 'acknowledge' how good it is to hear his voice, why didn't he go ahead to inform Uche of his inclusion? Why did he have to use the team secretary, who foolishly adopted the wrong approach in asking for Uche's international passport? Keshi needs to grow up. Apparently, Uche is far more matured. If Keshi says he played for Nigeria for over 20 years, would he also claim that he wasn't a bossy player and a difficult one? Anyway, here are 2 key differences between Uche and Keshi:

1. Uche is far younger yet apparently more matured whereas Keshi is older but lacks maturity.

2. If Uche is anything close to being arrogant, Keshi is doubly arrogant. He was arrogant as a player and now as a coach. Keshi just had coaches who were tolerant, but Uche... He's cursed with a coach like Keshi.

Add to the list if you choose... Someday, the Super Eagles would have a coach... For now what we have in Keshi is sh*t...

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Health / Re: The First Ebola Patient In US Is Dead by artade: 7:54am On Oct 09, 2014
What a "humble" way to admit ignorance after several attempts to correction you!

Lesson: Never comment on a matter without having the facts, otherwise you will make yourself look 'bad'.

PapiWata:


No chit ? How on earth is it that the US is STILL handing out visas to Liberians of all people. Now that is just utterly mad.
Pets / Re: Dogs Attacked My Brother Inside Our Flat ─ Seven-year-old by artade: 6:24pm On Oct 07, 2014
Yes, the creatures should be killed. Having tasted human blood, they will surely want more. Of course, they would not live in that compound again. But wherever they now live, their hunger for blood would get the better of them... and they will do it again... and again... and again. They should die. Period.

kunlesehan:
Kill the damned creatures.
.
we're not through with human terrorists and now this? Smh

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Romance / Re: Complexities Of Relationships by artade: 5:01am On Oct 02, 2014
Relationships are indeed complex.
Health / Re: All Doses Of Experimental Ebola Drug Sent To west Africa by artade: 8:33am On Aug 13, 2014
Htown64: You know read were them talk say na free them give una?

They shouldn't sell experimental drugs in the first place.
Health / Re: All Doses Of Experimental Ebola Drug Sent To west Africa by artade: 8:28am On Aug 13, 2014
Lacomus: After some goat will come online and start praising Russia for daring America right now what has russia done to fight against this virus ? what I know is after God it's America. God bless Obama, God bless America bt make God take time punish ebola.

Bros, slow down. This is an experimental drug. The side-effects are presumably unknown. While it gives a measure of hope, who knows? The side-effects might be worse than the dreaded Ebola itself. Don't forget, there is no such thing as a "free lunch".
Family / Re: I Kept My Wife’s Corpse In A Room For Three Months Hoping She Would Wake Up –edw by artade: 2:05pm On Jul 19, 2014
35 years ago (when they got married) minus 3 years (since she died in 2011) plus 19 years is 'about' 50 or 51. Plus or minus some months, he's obviously not wrong in his calculations.

JEITO: 35+19=54, but she died @50 sha

Anyway, we should be careful what we wish for ourselves because the tongue is powerful enough to bring it to existence..
Family / Re: I Kept My Wife’s Corpse In A Room For Three Months Hoping She Would Wake Up –edw by artade: 2:00pm On Jul 19, 2014
I have no problem with his remarrying. Even if it is after only 1 year and 6 months...

What I have a problem with is his having to explain why he remarried and lying in the process. He doesn't owe anyone an explanation because no one truly knows how he feels. By obviously fabricating the "dream part" of his story, he succeeded in placing a question mark on every bit of his otherwise lovely piece.
Sports / Re: NFF Deny Keshi Resignation by artade: 9:18am On Jul 02, 2014
Reference:

And Keshi started with a smaller pool of talented player introducing more new players to the national team than Westerhof did. Before Westerhof came we had key talent in striking, wing play and defence. Where he made improvements were in the midfield and between the posts. Keshi met a team bereft of talent completely and has managed to raise the game of every player save Mikel. That includes Enyeama, Efe, Osaze amongst others. That is good coaching. New young players, disciplined team and hope for a better future. All these are now at stake. We allowed Abacha era politics rob us of a generation of great players. Now we are at it again.

Thank you, Reference! You killed it with this. And @bolded, that's my fear. Hope we don't make the same mistake again.
Sports / Re: NFF Deny Keshi Resignation by artade: 7:31am On Jul 02, 2014
fubbyy: Geez, what is wrong with this country sef? a man we all praised,calling football god,skippo,best coach and so on just about 15 months ago, he's now an a$$ hole because of a tournament we all know he came out with a good result

What were you all expecting? To win the world cup? Lol.. Some of you must be joking,that will definitely happen someday but the team must be built to reach that level which is what keshi is doing

As long as football is concern,nigeria did well in this tournament,the only match they didn't do well is against iran,others bam well

Make them change coach and start afresh,they think say eeeazy to coach a team

If keshi is quitting I know its a result of criticism that comes from nigerians,I support am sef, abeg make him resign go take better job somewhere, nigerians are ungrateful

Please don't mind those basketmouths... When Westerhof did the same with a team he built in 5 years, everyone praised him for being so successful. Now Keshi has equalled Westerhof's achievement with a team he built in 2 years... still people feel he's not good enough and they call him a local champion. If you call him a local champion, then Otto Glória and Clemens Westerhof were also local champions, making 3 local champions in Green Eagles/Super Eagles history. And that would make all other white-skinned coaches (no pun intended) we've had local minors and international flops. So is Stephen Keshi in very good company or not?

Last shot -- If you run a marathon in 2 hours 30 minutes, and I do same in 2 hours 10 minutes, who's greater?

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Sports / Re: Suarez Loses Sponsor Because Of Bite by artade: 11:58am On Jun 28, 2014
auschris:
Suarez's lawyer, Alejandro Balbi, said the player was "totally distraught", while his grandmother, Lila Piriz Da Rosa, said her grandson had been treated like "a dog".
She added: "Everyone knows what they've done to Luis. They wanted him out of the World Cup. Perfect, they did it."
http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/28053513

He wasn't treated LIKE a dog. He is a dog (that barks and bites), so the treatment he received is deserved.
Sports / Re: Yaya Toure Is CAF African Footballer Of 2013 by artade: 5:38am On Jan 10, 2014
collins Jn: How Do This Judge The Winner ? Fpor Heaven's Sake,Mikel Won African Cup Of Nations,Champions League,Europa League,The Whole Of last Year,Yaya Toure Didn't Win Anything.
Am Speechless Mahn.

Bros, you can't win Champions League and Europa League in the same year. Mikel DIDN'T win Champions League last year...
Food / Re: Woman Finds A Dead Frog In Her Salad by artade: 8:07am On Jan 03, 2014
cynhamscakes: Too much of a mistake.
Imagine if she was eating it at night.

And only knew after she has eaten off the 'yummy' head... angry
Food / Re: Woman Finds A Dead Frog In Her Salad by artade: 3:25pm On Jan 01, 2014
bad meat: That is one heck of a frog salad!grin

LOL @frog salad

Anthony3850: . If na me....(i pray it won't be) ah go chop d frog dey go joor.

Shey the proteins from the eggs no reach, abi? I feel you grin
Food / Re: Pls How Do I Make Yoghurt @ Home by artade: 7:53am On Jan 01, 2014
breadplanet: @ artade I buy mine where they sell baking products here in d east.

I spent a whole day checking The Palms shopping mall in Lag, all to no avail. I'll follow your suggestion. Thanks

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Food / Woman Finds A Dead Frog In Her Salad by artade: 7:45am On Jan 01, 2014
While eating her lunch-time salad, a Wall Street Journal employee found an unexpected ingredient – a frog.

After opening a Pret A Manger nicoise salad at her desk, and eating about half of it, she discovered an approximately two inch long green and brown dead frog in the lettuce. She summoned nearby coworkers to confirm what she saw.

Ellen Roggemann, vice president of brand marketing for the company in the U.S., said that Pret A Manger’s goal of selling “handmade natural food,” often made from organic ingredients, could be partially to blame for the frog in the salad.

“We don’t use any pesticides with our greens and they go through multiple washing cycles,” she said. “An unfortunate piece of organic matter has made its way through,” she added.

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My people, what would you do if you were in her shoes?



http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/12/31/woman-finds-dead-frog-in-organic-pret-manger-salad/

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