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Sports / Re: Nigeria U20 Vs Mexico U20 - Toulon Intl Tournament (0 - 2) On 29th May 2013 by Artlove(m): 4:36pm On May 29, 2013
dewale2k:

supersport(ss3n)and aljazerrra
tanks dear, i found it.... oh boi najia too tall U-30 o shocked shocked shocked
Sports / Re: Nigeria U20 Vs Mexico U20 - Toulon Intl Tournament (0 - 2) On 29th May 2013 by Artlove(m): 4:26pm On May 29, 2013
Pls help which station i will watch?
Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu's Pictures Before BBA by Artlove(m): 9:34pm On May 28, 2013
Politics / Re: Obama Visits Nigeria May 28 by Artlove(m): 11:41am On May 09, 2013
so if he come, what it will happen dere? abeg go sit down. angry
Politics / Re: 185 Killed As Boko-Haram Fights With JTF by Artlove(m): 1:35pm On Apr 22, 2013
cry cry cry
Artlove: if u r planning to kill innocent people. Islam will not hear u. Same as God will not hear u at all religions if goin killing and killing. dis is d work of satan. pls let us b our brother keeper.
Politics / Re: 185 Killed As Boko-Haram Fights With JTF by Artlove(m): 12:27pm On Apr 22, 2013
if u r planning to kill innocent people. Islam will not hear u. Same as God will not hear u at all religions if goin killing and killing. dis is d work of satan. pls let us b our brother keeper.

Politics / Re: Jonathan Ridiculed On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' by Artlove(m): 2:13pm On Apr 21, 2013
Question : How many colours are there in the national flag of nigeria.

Goodluck : We have six colours, Green, White,Green then turnover there still Green, white and green. grin grin grin

Africa's CHARLIE CHAPLAIN........... Goodluck Jona cheesy grin[/quote]
Religion / Re: If Someone Slaps You Would You Turn The Other Cheek. by Artlove(m): 1:49pm On Apr 21, 2013
Is not by physically, is by spiritually. if someone slap u twice in physical, just leave it and go to pray in spiritual. God answer ur prayer, u will see what happen to d person in shame.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Pushing HID Awolowo On Wheel-Chair (Picture) by Artlove(m): 1:22pm On Apr 21, 2013
anonimi:

Must you joke by force
Becuase OBJ pushed an old woman's wheel chair so he will win easily in 2015?
Haba!



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2015 - Next Level Democracy.
Join a political party in your LG ward with folks & friends NOW!
No mind am. Must he win easily in 2015 if he carry an old woman on his back?

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Ridiculed On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' by Artlove(m): 12:33pm On Apr 21, 2013
chagga: Good luck Jonathan walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, 'Good morning Ma'am. Would you pleasecash this cheque for me?'

Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. But could you please show me your ID?'

Jonathan: 'Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. [Don't you know me?] I am Jonathan, the President...'

Cashier: 'Yes sir, I know who you are. But with all the regulations and monitoring of thebanks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CBN, I must insist on seeing some ID.'

Jonathan: 'Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.'

Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.'

Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.'

Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.'
'Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!'
'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is youand only you, as President?'

Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't have a clue.'

Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we're convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes?
grin grin grin grin u want finish Goodluck? abeg o
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Pushing HID Awolowo On Wheel-Chair (Picture) by Artlove(m): 12:29pm On Apr 21, 2013
Breaknews

Politics / Re: Jonathan Ridiculed On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' by Artlove(m): 11:57am On Apr 21, 2013
Breaknews!

Politics / Re: Jonathan Ridiculed On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' by Artlove(m): 11:57am On Apr 21, 2013
Breaknews! grin

Politics / Re: Jonathan Ridiculed On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' by Artlove(m): 11:29am On Apr 21, 2013
Annie2gud: Who wants to be a Dada-nia?
Aaaaaaaah! i no want to b a Dada-nia like u. grin grin grin grin grin grin u want do ur business like dis? shocked shocked grin
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Pushing HID Awolowo On Wheel-Chair (Picture) by Artlove(m): 11:12am On Apr 21, 2013
Reyspin: How does that affect the road to Ota Farm Abi na Tractor hin dey Push ni
No na caterpillar him go push grin
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Pushing HID Awolowo On Wheel-Chair (Picture) by Artlove(m): 10:50am On Apr 21, 2013
SLIDE waxie: Ds woman shld die na!
How many bad things ur eyes go see b4 u exit?
U no gree die so tay ur enemy dey push ur cadillac!
grin
u well so grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Pushing HID Awolowo On Wheel-Chair (Picture) by Artlove(m): 10:49am On Apr 21, 2013
holyvirgin: Eyaa, may be we should give him an award for being so nice to Awo's family!
The best of pushing wheelbarrow in Nigeria grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Jonathan Ridiculed On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' by Artlove(m): 10:37am On Apr 21, 2013
xynerise: The woman put face like imbe.cile wey wan die undecided
Slow spelling!! grin
Politics / Re: Jonathan Ridiculed On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' by Artlove(m): 10:35am On Apr 21, 2013
GeneralJ:
na u dey laugh like dis? shocked grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Pushing HID Awolowo On Wheel-Chair (Picture) by Artlove(m): 10:28am On Apr 21, 2013
naijaobi: How i wish it was possible for baba to contest in the 2015 presidential election...I bet he will win neatly..
. na now he go push wheelbarrow? undecided

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Congo (7 - 0): U-17 AFCON On Saturday 20 April 2013 by Artlove(m): 8:17am On Apr 21, 2013
pappyshun: GHANA PLEDGE
I pledge to 9JA my football masters,to be humble,submissive and willing to learn.To serve 9JA with all my football heart and uphold thy honour and glory of my 6-1 bashing.So help me GOD!
hahahahahah grin grin grin grin grin grin grin abeg no kill Ghana oooo, na our neigbour ooo grin grin grin grin grin. i no fit sleep grin grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Congo (7 - 0): U-17 AFCON On Saturday 20 April 2013 by Artlove(m): 8:14am On Apr 21, 2013
I migerian living in cameroon dere. why cameroon no go watch our match? wetin happen nah? chio shocked i miss it, anyway congrat to our boys beat conto 7 nil.... grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: 2face, Annie, Nadia, Dakore At Jim-Iyke 'Unscripted' Premiere by Artlove(m): 3:03pm On Apr 20, 2013
ItsModella: see this one with her sagging böobs...no be by force to open bobby na...shior!!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1070766_jim8_jpg37acf79ef3a71315d24872ad17018d83
.... no mind her as mufu. angry angry angry
Fashion / Re: Miss University Africa Contestants(pics) by Artlove(m): 6:45pm On Apr 19, 2013
Afam4eva: MUA Nigeria
dis girl beautiful jooor shocked kiss kiss kiss kiss

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Fashion / Re: Miss University Africa Contestants(pics) by Artlove(m): 6:10pm On Apr 19, 2013
AAAAAAAAAhhh, she does bite me.. cry[img]
Afam4eva: MUA Kenya
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Fashion / Re: Miss University Africa Contestants(pics) by Artlove(m): 6:09pm On Apr 19, 2013
AAAAAAAAAhhh, she does bite me.. cry
Afam4eva: MUA Kenya
Fashion / Re: Miss University Africa Contestants(pics) by Artlove(m): 6:08pm On Apr 19, 2013
AAAAAAAAAhhh, she does bite me.. cry
Afam4eva: MUA Ghana
Investment / Re: What Is Your Best Investment So Far? by Artlove(m): 1:56pm On Apr 17, 2013
Art
Investment / Re: What Is Your Best Investment So Far? by Artlove(m): 1:56pm On Apr 17, 2013
Art
cool

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Celebrities / Re: M.I's Mercedes CLS Stolen In Abuja by Artlove(m): 10:20pm On Apr 13, 2013
jeriousy dey worry nairalander who no get car. abi? undecided
Phones / Re: What Is The Full Meaning Of MTN? by Artlove(m): 12:35pm On Apr 11, 2013
malawi to nigeria

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