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Politics / Re: Kate Henshaw Loses PDP Primaries, Accepts Defeat by Asek1(m): 1:59pm On Dec 08, 2014
pinkiecutie:
she wan chop dog meat cheesy
Malabweast ai hail o grin
Shey u no like dogmeat ni
Politics / Re: Obasanjo’s Book Out, Declares President Jonathan Incapable Of Governing Well by Asek1(m): 1:50pm On Dec 08, 2014
The critic criticised well especially in the last statement
I wonder why baba does not want to rest
Nobody holy pass o

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Politics / Re: Mandela's First Visit To Nigeria After Being Released In 1990 (video And Picture by Asek1(m): 8:30pm On Dec 05, 2014
Nice one op
Me wonders if there will ever be another like the great madiba...
Meanwhile see Nyako o
Der is God o
Politics / Re: PDP Primaries, Akpabio Suffers Defeat by Asek1(m): 6:38am On Dec 05, 2014
Waiting for (the final blow on) sunday
Foreign Affairs / Re: It’s Official: America Is Now No. 2 by Asek1(m): 5:57am On Dec 05, 2014
Nice one by the chinese.
Make america know say no be only dem dey.
If only our politicians would change their ways.... undecided
Politics / Re: Obiano Gives Police 100 Horses To "Enhance Security" In Anambra by Asek1(m): 6:54am On Dec 04, 2014
I can't miss this space for anything especially as it is oga @ the top that is posting.
Weldone Mr. Gov. I wish other govs will learn from u. Naija would have been much safer

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Politics / Re: Innoson New SUV Vehicles (pics) by Asek1(m): 12:01am On Dec 02, 2014
Sweet development.
Bros J is working, haters dem are ranting

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Culture / Re: Eight Bad Sides Of A White Man You Probably Don't Know by Asek1(m): 11:53pm On Dec 01, 2014
#9. THEY HARDLY BATH

Beneath their dressing is one smelly body. The most they do is pour bath liquid into either a bath tub or jacuzzi, soak themselves inside for a while then get out, dry themselves and dress up without as much as a scrub. Another thing is they hardly shave their armpits.
I stayed with one so ai know what am talking about

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Education / Re: President Jonathan's Visit To Oau, An Eyewitness' Account(+pics) by Asek1(m): 12:03pm On Dec 01, 2014
smallrincowis16:
what a concocted lie as old as you are..... or let me say you are displaying your partisanship because of your sadistic behaviour
I as a student in the campus was there why students protested.... as I have exam at PGLT... in the morning...
as accounted for little people know when exactly the President enter... but what's is for sure is that he enter through the gate... as against what people expected.
promo keep shouting ""thief"" "thief" as of the time I was there till I went to the mosque for him at prayer.....
I was told by clean source that one student threw some at him as it is accounted for by all the students I left there.
so why did you see your source

Your English na die ocheesy
Education / Re: President Jonathan's Visit To Oau, An Eyewitness' Account(+pics) by Asek1(m): 12:00pm On Dec 01, 2014
emperorchedda:
Excuse me sir!

That you didn't take the picture of when GEJ's convoy was thrown sachet water doesn't mean it didn't happen.

You can only make us believe you by posting a comprehensive video which covered the WHOLE event

Idiet!
Do you have any
Politics / Re: Kano Blast Forces PDP To Postpone House Of Assembly Primaries by Asek1(m): 10:56am On Nov 29, 2014
Ishilove:

Source:[url]http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2014/11/29/explosions-forces-pdp-to-postpone-kano-house-of-assembly-primaries/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+pmnewsnigeria%2FyZRH+%28P.M.+NEWS+Nigeria%29[/url]

Nicely constructed statement
Naija(...) ai hail o
Family / Re: Top 11 Myths Men Believe About Women by Asek1(m): 10:33am On Nov 29, 2014
kovak:
Top 11 myths? Why only 6?

Or are we supposed to guess the remaining grin

Ask am o! cheesy
kovak:
Top 11 myths? Why only 6?

Or are we supposed to guess the remaining grin

Ask am o!angry
Family / Re: Top 11 Myths Men Believe About Women by Asek1(m): 10:31am On Nov 29, 2014
kovak:
Top 11 myths? Why only 6?

Or are we supposed to guess the remaining grin

Ask am o!
Politics / Re: Young Man Fell Off Speeding Train In Lagos This Morning - Pics by Asek1(m): 10:24am On Nov 29, 2014
baLLoTBOxX:
When countries have evolved to the level of using state of the art trains fully equipped with AC, GEJ is still celebrating old school molue type trains with no doors and windows.

He needs good advisers
Are you one
Health / Re: Effects Of Taking Too Much Garri On Sight by Asek1(m): 12:07am On Nov 22, 2014
StrongPenis:
i love my Pen1s ......by the way, what is Garri? Is it a new kind of Nigerian dance style? I've never heard about this in France

Same here in Sri Lanka
Health / Re: Effects Of Taking Too Much Garri On Sight by Asek1(m): 12:05am On Nov 22, 2014
Princecalm:
And this keeps me wondering why some boarding students has not gone blind

Bro, you took them very words outta my mouth
Politics / Re: I’ve Forgiven The Lawmaker That Assaulted Me – Senate President David Mark by Asek1(m): 6:54pm On Nov 21, 2014
I hail your forgiving spirit sir
Keep it up

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Politics / Re: 130 Reps Sign Impeachment Notebook Over Police Interference by Asek1(m): 6:22pm On Nov 21, 2014
Bolurx:


A photo of you in Sri Lanka or shut the hell up!

Lolz
Ignorant, insolent mind
Sports / Re: Eagles Go Clubbing Before Match by Asek1(m): 9:30am On Nov 21, 2014
Mologi:
if this people had won the match...this wouldnt be a bad news....rubbish


How would they have won the match when the commitment and the needed dedication and seriousness was not there
Or is bafana bafana a walkover team that they can run rings around them
The defeat should serve as a lesson to them(that is if at all they will learn)
































IN OTHER NEWS,
African champions humiliated in the "nest of champions"
SHAME undecided

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Family / Re: The 11 Commandments Of Marriage by Asek1(m): 9:12am On Nov 21, 2014
Nice, educating and sweet post.
I will keep this in mind for that time when I settle down with ma boo
Celebrities / Re: Why I Cant Do Without Nadia Buari- Jim Iyke by Asek1(m): 9:05am On Nov 21, 2014
Smart dude.
You spoke well
Politics / Re: 130 Reps Sign Impeachment Notebook Over Police Interference by Asek1(m): 8:58am On Nov 21, 2014
Just observing the polity all the way from here in Sri Lanka. Politics shouldn't be a do or die affair

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Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Jay Z And Beyonce Loved Up At Solange's Wedding by Asek1(m): 2:04pm On Nov 17, 2014
Talk is cheap
Sports / Re: South African Thulani Serero To Miss Qualifiers March With Super Eagles In Uyo by Asek1(m): 2:02pm On Nov 17, 2014
^^^Nobody
3 points is all we wantgrin
Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Is The Word! Mercy Johnson Releases New Family Photos by Asek1(m): 1:59pm On Nov 17, 2014
Me luving this
Lucky gal, sweet family
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty's Girlfriend/Fiancee: Vivien by Asek1(m): 11:51pm On Nov 16, 2014
Seun:
Duncan Mighty introduced his girlfriend Vivien on instagram earlier this evening. They started dating 2 years ago and today is her birthday.

I think the couple are likely to get married, because: (1) according to Duncan, Vivien is his mother's "bestie". (2) Vivien's family is currently meeting with Duncan's family in the Hotel Presidential Chinese restaurant (they started at 5pm). If so, that makes Vivien Duncan's fiancee.


Source: http://instagram.com/p/vd0O9xrlL7/

Here's Duncan Mighty:

I wonder what she sees in him ...

Eyen nnyin, okuk ke mma ino odo okut.
If not the benjamins she wouldn't have batted an eyelid towards his direction...
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty's Girlfriend/Fiancee: Vivien by Asek1(m): 11:46pm On Nov 16, 2014
Jennimma:

make i follow you do same. Oya,shift

Miss Nairaland I hail o
How do you intend to make me feel and enjoy your reign
Politics / Re: The Policies Jonathan May Implement After Reelection by Asek1(m): 2:08pm On Nov 14, 2014
Implementation of Steve Orosanye's report will make plenty brain. Some kind embezzlement channels will be closed, the others will be closely monitored...































Wait o, is that me typing or was ai dreaming
Politics / Re: LIVE UPDATES: President Jonathan Declares Today by Asek1(m): 12:02am On Nov 12, 2014
ceo4eva:
Click 'LIKE' if you think President Jonathan does NOT deserve a 2nd Term

'UNLIKE'

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Orders SSS To Release Emir Sanusi’s Passport by Asek1(m): 6:46am On Nov 09, 2014
I saw this coming.
Its completely in order

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