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Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by Asfcomedyunit(m): 5:00pm On Feb 28, 2018
Afnahfarms:

Foaming it's a sign of a very low oxygen in your water, I guess they are crowded.

I think you are right, sir. I will look for solutions because I dnt have other ponds to spread my fingerlings.
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by Asfcomedyunit(m): 4:57pm On Feb 28, 2018
robonski15:


Overcrowding might be the problem.. Foamy water is caused by depleted oxygen. I will advice you spread out the Fingerlings into more ponds and u can treat with common salt.. Also u can get fish cure or malachite green.

Thank you very much sir... I think that's is the problem. Please how do I get the malachite green and how to use it
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by Asfcomedyunit(m): 12:59am On Feb 28, 2018
abimbola74:

please is the 80k for feeding the 1300

Thats small
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by Asfcomedyunit(m): 12:21am On Feb 28, 2018
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I want to learn how to culture Daphnia

Here is my email: ndoghene@gmail.com for further discussion boss
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by Asfcomedyunit(m): 12:15am On Feb 28, 2018
Hello Boss Rabonski... Please sir, my fingerlings more than 100,000 are dying. I went to my farm 4 days ago, the water was foamy and a bit thick. This is the second batch that this same issue is happening to. I have tried all drugs that I know, I even used bitter leaf and kept change changing the water but the problem remains. What do I do?

Please I have tried your number on the platform it is not going through. Please somebody help... Please.

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Family / Say No To Child Abuse, Say No To Child Marriage by Asfcomedyunit(m): 5:56pm On Jul 27, 2013
"Educate a man and you educate an individual, educate a woman and you educate a family."
Have been sick for some days now and didnt feel like writing but I must voice my opinion!
For so many days I have been wondering when all the 150 Million problems of Nigeria would be solved... Then like a scene in Nollywood movie.... Some Selfish, idiotic egocentric, quasi-human, old pedophiles who call themselves
SENATORS choose to solve a problem... Ooops! I mean increase our problems... YESSS! Those stupid nonentities choose to approve and legalise CHILD MARRIAGE!...
ASUU is on strike, NUPENG on strike, ASUP just suspended strike, the economy is a disaster, unemployment rate is hitting all time high, death is now a visitor we wait for as insecurity lives next door... Those idiots couldnt solve any of those problems but they want to satisfy their phallic rage...by legalising CHILD MARRIAGE... Sounds More like dont educate the girls to me..
For crying out loud, any person below the age of 18 is a child in Nigeria... Why child marriage? Is a girl not a child? Then why treat her like some mistake that must be gotten rid of at a young age?
I SAY NO TO UNDERAGE MARRIAGE! LETS DO SOMETHING RIGHT! FLOOD TWITTER AND FACEBOOK WITH THE FOLLOWING HASHTAGS ‪#TeamNoToUnderageMarriage‬, ‪#PenNotPenis‬, ‪#ChildNotBride

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Jokes Etc / Mr Tietus (akpors' Cousin) by Asfcomedyunit(m): 5:49pm On Jul 27, 2013
Let welcome Mr TieTus (Akpors' cousin)

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Sports / Roma Offer Osvaldo For Gervinho, Or Take £6.9m by Asfcomedyunit(m): 5:41pm On Jul 27, 2013
Arsenal have come a step closer to finding a new club for their out of favour forward Gervinho. After reports earlier in the week which said that Arsenal had rejected a £6.2 million bid for the Ivory Coast international from Italian giants Roma, Football Italia reports that Roma are prepared to raise their offer to £6.9 million,
which comes closer to the Gunners’ own £7.7 million valuation.

What tips the scale in Roma’s favour is that their new coach Rudi Garcia had earlier worked together with Gervinho and the pair formed a formidable partnership at Lille, where Gervinho’s performances drew attention from the shores of England.

Roma are also reportedly contemplating adding Pablo Daniel Osvaldo to sweeten the deal aimed at landing Gervinho. Osvaldo is reportedly seeking a new home in England after the Giallorossi fans turned on the Italian international during pre-season training, calling him a “coward” and a “worm”. Osvaldo’s situation is also being monitored closely by both Tottenham and Fulham.

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Health / Secret About Bananas by Asfcomedyunit(m): 2:58pm On Jul 26, 2013
This is interesting. After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.
Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.
Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute
workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

DEPRESSION: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into...........

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Jobs/Vacancies / Job Title: Windows, Server & Workstation (team Lead) by Asfcomedyunit(m): 2:39pm On Jul 26, 2013
Phillips Consulting Limited - Our client is one of the first banks to have been established in Nigeria and has a wide network of branches.
An exciting opportunity exists for Team Lead, Windows Management to support the Head, IT
Infrastructure in meeting the team’s strategic goals and objectives.

Job Title: Windows, Server & Workstation (Team Lead)

Responsibilities:
Put in Place Windows Server Management and Deployment Strategy
Serves as a systems administrator responsible for a variety of Windows based operating systems.
Configures, manages, monitors, and trouble-shoots computer systems, application/filer server hardware, operating systems, and peripheral equipment.
Analyzes equipment and software reliability and utilization to identify and correct problem areas and to high system availability.
Work with users to assess their needs, provide information or assistance to resolve their problems, or satisfy their expectations; based on current knowledge of Windows computer systems.
Provide SAN and disk array administration support, including NetApp filers and Cybernetics backup.
Creates and maintains scripts (i.e., logon scripts, etc.) designed to automate administrative tasks.
Responsible for all Windows Administration
Set up and Installation of all windows servers and workstations
Repairs/ maintains all windows systems
Ensures availability of at list a backup server at all times to serve as stopgap in case of crash of a branch server or any other key server in the bank
Ensure minimum downtime resulting from pc/ server crash
Ensure minimum downtime resulting from pc/ server crash
Performs any other duty assigned by Head IT Infrastructure
Liaises with Hardware/ OS Vendors
Requirements:
Good technology related university degree preferably in Computer Science/Electrical Electronics Engineering or Numeric Science;
Minimum of 8 years IT Hardware and Microsoft Platforms experience in a bank/ financial institution.
Professional certifications in Microsoft (MCSE, MCP) will be added advantage.
Required Knowledge, Skills and Abilities
Adequate knowledge of Hardware, Windows Operating Systems


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Entertainment / Win N10,000 CASH In Facebook LIKE Contest by Asfcomedyunit(m): 4:11pm On Jun 22, 2013
Our Facebook LIKE contest is back with double the cash on offer at our first contest. The contest is quite simple, LIKE Asf Comedy Unit on Facebook, between now and 30th of August. On the 1st of July we choose one person who has LIKED us on Facebook and he or she is he winner.


WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO WIN?
* You must Like Asf Comedy Unit between now and 31st of August.
* You MUST check this page on the 1st of July, if you are the chosen winner, update this thread to claim your prize and we will give you N10,000 CASH!

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Jokes Etc / If You Can’t Beat Them by Asfcomedyunit(m): 3:01pm On Jun 15, 2013
If you can’t beat them

Career / Are You Looking For Scholarships To Assist In Financing Your Study Abroad. by Asfcomedyunit(m): 2:13pm On Jun 09, 2013
Are you looking for scholarships to assist in financing your study abroad experience?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Arsenal Reached An Agreement Of £18.5m For Higuain by Asfcomedyunit(m): 2:01pm On Jun 09, 2013
Arsenal have agreed a deal for a rather more plausible target, Real Madrid striker Gonzalo Higuain, who has reportedly been on Arsene Wenger's radar for some time.

Various sources state that Arsenal have entered into an agreement of personal terms with Real Madrid’s Gonzalo Higuain.

According to the Spanish website Sport.es, Arsenal and Real Madrid have reached an agreement of a £18.5m for Higuain.

However, the website suggests that the move hinges on Arsenal scraping into the Champions League, and if they fail then Higuain could turn his back on the Gunners and start fluttering his eyelids in the direction of Spurs.
The Argentina striker, who arrived in Spain from River Plate in 2007, has been linked with a move to both Arsenal and Spurs in the past, and appears determined to leave the Bernabeu at the end of the season after losing his place in the starting line-up to French international Karim Benzema.
Last week, Real Madrid general manager Jose Angel Sanchez said “In a great club like Real [Madrid],
we believe we need two number nines of a high level. We have Benzema and Higuain. Higuain will leave, Benzema will stay and two others will come.” leading to suppositions regarding his future. The deal as of now is what looks like a perfect move for the Bernabéu striker, who will otherwise warm the bench with Real Madrid vying to sign the likes of Radamel Falcao and Edinson Cavani.

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Nairaland / General / Breaking News: Beyoncé Is Dead!!! by Asfcomedyunit(m): 12:53pm On Jun 09, 2013
BREAKING NEWS!!!
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BEYONCÉ IS DEAD!!!

BEYONCÉ died in the early hours of Today around 6:45am. According to a reliable source, She was said to die after an unsuccesful surgery(operation) that was was performed on her recently. Her burial to be fixed soon

via: Al Jazeera News

BEYONCÉ AKPOKICINEMA UMUKORO is a 99 year old woman hailing from Ughelli North Local Government Area of Delta State, allegedly committed suicide by consuming 12 bottles of chelsea dry gin in her hut on Saturday, she died leaving her Famous troublesome Son behind in a vast world.. AKPOS AKPOKICINEMA UMUKORO

PLEASE PRAY FOR THE REPOSE OF HER SOUL.

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Jokes Etc / Akpors Good Samaritan by Asfcomedyunit(m): 12:18pm On Jun 09, 2013
Mary lost her BB Z10....
She decided to call the number to see if the
thief would be nice enough to pick the call....
She dialled the number and a deep voice
answered d phone
AKPORS: Hello,...who is dis....
MARY: its me, the owner of the phone u are
using.
AKPORS: oh, thank God! i have been looking
for you since
MARY: Really? Lookin for me? you want to
return the phone?... thank u!
AKPORS: hell no, i want to collect the charger,
BB charger is very expensive in the market
MARY: Thunder fire u idiot

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