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Agriculture / Re: This Is The Snake Killing My Chickens & Tampering With Their Eggs In My Poultry by Ashley86400: 12:55pm On Jan 14, 2020
lucky4west:
that is a deadly black, also the most common snake to see close to dwelling places...it probably has been living in one of the roofs around you or your own ceiling, or any hoe around..it is a neighborhood snake
Lol, you're telling a Nigerian a snake is living on his roof. grin
Bro u wicked small.

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Agriculture / Re: This Is The Snake Killing My Chickens & Tampering With Their Eggs In My Poultry by Ashley86400: 12:54pm On Jan 14, 2020
Pidginwhisper:
killed exactly this type in my poultry too years back. After several attempts to catch the culprit. My mum actually found it trying to digest a full grown broiler, around 4am. I use rake kill the bastard, but not without a fight as the mad thing dey throway spits grin
Yes, hence it's name.
It's a Black Necked Spitting Cobra.
E too like to dey spit.

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Agriculture / Re: This Is The Snake Killing My Chickens & Tampering With Their Eggs In My Poultry by Ashley86400: 12:51pm On Jan 14, 2020
shilenji:
that's a black mamba, very potent venom which kill within 20mins, a drrop is enough to kill 20 fully grown adult men, it is expected since you have a poultry, you can't really prevent dem from coming but you can atleast get snake traps or plant a particulr leaf called taba leaf it wards dem off

It's a Blacked Necked Spitting Cobra, not a Black Mamba.

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Agriculture / Re: This Is The Snake Killing My Chickens & Tampering With Their Eggs In My Poultry by Ashley86400: 12:49pm On Jan 14, 2020
That is NOT a Black Mamba.

This is a black necked spitting Cobra.

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Romance / Re: I Unintentionally Exposed My Girlfriend by Ashley86400: 11:49am On Jan 14, 2020
2shure:
I stopped giving a fuc k since 2015. No babe is real. The all carry disease,bad luck.spiritual backwardness.liars. poor. All they have is pekus. The last gal i used tondie for. Couldnt use 10k tonfix her phone,but wud use 20k to buy fake china clothes cos na frm dubai thinking they are original. They are worthless,style a lot over nothing. Have nothing.u can imagine i found just 350 naira in her bag after she don go far. The gal loves me but i no love am cos she bleeps out a lot. At age 25 she still feel say she don arrive. Cook for me,sweep for me. But not submissive. Na na na.ni dont want that bitc h

"Bad luck, spiritual backwardness"?
You sound like a regular small-dicked-superstitious-bastard who doesn't realize perhaps his attitude and bad mouth are probably behind the orchestration of his bad luck and backwardness. .

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Religion / Re: Spirit Of Lesbianism Exposed By Prophet TB Joshua by Ashley86400: 12:32pm On Jan 12, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



This is some acute fvckery.
Lesbianism isn't caused by any evil spirits.

It is strictly a chromosomal misinformation and that's why a lesbian is a lesbian.
Homosexualism is genetically ingrained, it could also be a nurtured preference.

I've seen female toddlers walk like boys, talk like boy and grow up seeing themselves as boys. Many a times, they are lesbians.
If they grow up in permissive countries, they are open about their sexual preferences.

But if they are in Nigeria, they get married to a man just to save face but stay up at night licking the househelp's kpekus.
This is genetical.

I've seen straight ladies who became lesbians after staying in an all-girl hostel or attending an only female school.
This is nurtured.

But for anyone to say it is spiritual tops the ridiculous of the most ridiculouses because all ladies are naturally bisexual.
Society even encourages them to because it is okay to see a girl touch a fellow girl's boobs in public, hold hands while walking or call themselves pet-names but very absurd for a man to.

God makes all things perfect and the Bible says that after creating man, he was happy because he created him with no mistakes.

For people who are genetically homosexual, God won't see it as a sin because it is beyond them.
There is a difference between morality and sin.
Like masturbating may be immoral but masturbating is not a sin; so some of our preferences could just be immoral and no sins.

The truth is, God's ways are not man's ways.
So if God loves the lesbians and the misfits, who am I not to?
You made sense until you said "All ladies are naturally bisexual".
No lady will tell you this.
No lesbian will tell you this either.
It's just some fantasy guys like to believe.
What you should say is that most ladies who sleep with other women fall into the bisexual spectrum either because of their sexuality or because they're forced to. So if you're a lesbian it's easier to live life as a bisexual woman so at least you're seen with a man.
However "most women" doesn't mean "all women". And "most" in the sense of female to female sex could be as low as 30% - 40% of women.
I'm a female, not religious or tied to any spiritual beliefs. . .I have never felt the urge to kiss or have sex with another woman no matter how beautiful. I've come across many attracted to me or attempting to seduce me. . .If I was attracted to them, it would've been easy. . .but I never have.
Note: Some people are gay
Some people are bisexual
Some people are pansexual
Some people are asexual
Some people are sapiosexual.
And some people are straight.
Know the difference.

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Celebrities / Re: Sandra Ikeji Weds Arinze With 200 Bridesmaids (white Wedding Pictures & Videos) by Ashley86400: 8:29pm On Jan 11, 2020
And that ugly wedding dress? undecided

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Romance / Re: My Fiancée Wants To Abort My Unborn Child Because Of Nursing Council Exam by Ashley86400: 6:49pm On Jan 11, 2020
It's her body
You can only advice her to keep it, you can't force her.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 11th January 2020 by Ashley86400: 3:20pm On Jan 11, 2020
So Arsenal wants to draw this match
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Says It ‘unintentionally’ Shot Down Ukrainian Jetliner by Ashley86400: 11:43am On Jan 11, 2020
KingAzubuike:

Still, it's a small casualty compared to the innocent lives the us have taken over the years in the name of fighting terrorism
Lol, they're coming for you.
When I first saw this post, I first remembered your post countering the possibility.
For me, from the beginning it was without a doubt, the Iranians. That's just the way of war.
Plane crashes are the rarest types of accident.
You have a 1 in 103 chance of being killed in a car accident once you step into a moving car.
But you have a 1 in 5 million chance of being killed in a plane crash.
Which means a plane crash happening in Iran who is at war is 1 in million flights most likely to happen.
Remember, I predicted they wouldn't want to release the black box.
Anyways we can rest now it it's been cleared.
Do you write?
Send me an email.
@barlowa99@gmail.com
I have other topics that I'd like to discuss with you ranging from politics to society to patriarchy in Africa.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Says It ‘unintentionally’ Shot Down Ukrainian Jetliner by Ashley86400: 11:11am On Jan 11, 2020
IneedOT:
Face of Felix , Nairaland dead meat seler
I don't get. .
Does he sell dead meat?
Or is he a meat seller that just died?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Warship 'aggressively Approached' US Destroyer In Arabian Sea by Ashley86400: 10:16pm On Jan 10, 2020
Question-
If America makes a decree that any non-American that volunteers to join their military during this crises will be given a green card at the end of 1 year, will you go?
Let the desperation begin. grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Warship 'aggressively Approached' US Destroyer In Arabian Sea by Ashley86400: 10:12pm On Jan 10, 2020
To Russia in Micheal Jackson's voice
"You wanna be startin' something, you gats to be startin' something "

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Education / Re: Anthony Obikwelu Invents Machine That Converts Pure Water Nylon To Fuel by Ashley86400: 3:24pm On Jan 10, 2020
Don't let the selfish polithiefians catch you with that machine o.
If they find out you want to cut them away from their national cake. . .

Travel / Re: Iran Plane Crash: The victims Of Ukraine Flight By Nationality by Ashley86400: 11:23am On Jan 10, 2020
KingAzubuike:

The direction of those missiles fired wasn't in anyway close to Tehran. Iran must have even gotten enough Intel to know that was a passenger carrier and not a military jet. Moreso, they'd never had made such silly mistake knowing fully well that they had their citizens on board. The US had no casualties at all, Iran had the most. I want to believe it was a deliberate attack by the USA to tell the whole world and the media that Iran is the vilian in all of these brouhaha
Noooo
There's no real way to confirm it was a passenger carrier and not a military jet without confirming from the control tower.
That's why it's usually called a "mistake". Even Trump used the word "Mistakenly" to describe it. It doesn't mean the missile was originally targeted elsewhere. It means the plane was shot down under the assumption that it was military. It might've even looked like a missile from below.
Go and read on the Malaysian shot down by the Ukrainian missile. It was also termed as a "mistake".
Now about the missile fired.
Missiles aren't like bombs. A missile can strike a target within a 10,000 km range in about 30 to 35 minutes. A missile can travel that long to find it's target.
That plane was shot down. Without a doubt.

P.S, it's nice to know a fellow female is smart enough to understand how the world and the war works. Most people here just talk without fully understanding the measures of war. This isn't the first time we're giving our perspectives. .hopefully there will be more arguments. smiley

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Travel / Re: Iran Plane Crash: The victims Of Ukraine Flight By Nationality by Ashley86400: 10:34am On Jan 10, 2020
KingAzubuike:
The Iranians weren't responsible for this. If that plane had been hit by a missile, it would have been a free fall. But the pilot even tried turning back to the airport.

For all I care this might even be the work of the USA and their allies. The nationality of that pilot is a strong ally of the USA. They no doubt collaborated to give more justification as to why the world should turn their back on Iran.
I told you the other day before it was even announced that it was shot down, didn't I?
Do you know how aviation works during war? In modern war (and by modern, I mean in the last 100 years) any flying mechanical objects in the sky is seen as a threat and usually shot down. Normally the word would've been given to ground all flights withing that area but since this happened so quickly, I don't think Iran airlines had time to prepare. It's only normal they would assume Iran would take pre-cautionary measures against any dying object since their general was killed by a flying object. But apparently ,the airline were to nose deep into their evacuation of foreigners and wealthy Iranian s out of the country to even bother.

During the second world war planes got shot down regularly for just flying too close to another countries airspace.
Most planes were usually turned around to escape before they were shot.
Even the Malaysian plane that was shit down in Ukraine was trying to turn back. Lots of planes autopilot enters other countries airspaces because they've been programmed to do so. It's possible the pilot had noticed and was in the process of disengaging the autopilot to turn back. He would've been in contact with the control tower who would've suddenly warned him, picking up on the missile with their radar.
A missile travels at over 2100 m/s (3600 mph), that's almost five times faster than the speed of sound. .it's not enough time for a pilot properly disengage the autopilot and turn around.
It's collateral damage. Very normal in war.
Remember that saying, "When two Elephants fight, it's the grass that suffers? " This is as such.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle To ‘Step Back’ From Royal Duties by Ashley86400: 9:17pm On Jan 09, 2020
GraGra247:


Mumu, are you the prince. When you quoted me, was I complaining to you?

You're an idiot.
Stupid moralistic bastard that doesn't even follow the rules of morality.
Continue howling at the moon.
Bitter Bastard
Quote me again and silence will greet you at your utmost stupidity.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle To ‘Step Back’ From Royal Duties by Ashley86400: 7:40pm On Jan 09, 2020
GraGra247:


You need to get a life if you think being imperfect is an excuse to do things wrong the more.

Is the prince complaining?
Why are you getting headache for someone else's problem?
Bitterment.
Crime / Re: Man Feeds His Daughter Faeces In Port Harcourt, Remanded In Prison by Ashley86400: 4:14pm On Jan 09, 2020
What is matching?
Can't you just ask someone how to using English properly without writing rubbish.
Journalism at it's worst
Foreign Affairs / Re: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle To ‘Step Back’ From Royal Duties by Ashley86400: 3:58pm On Jan 09, 2020
GraGra247:


Oh! you admitted she was even once divorced. Now is that not bad enough? Does that not prove my point. Is that the kind of person fit for a prince that has the whole world of the best of the best of single successful women that aren't manipulative at his beck and call.
So? Because he's a Prince we should not hear word. Do you know his history? He's done more bleeped up things than her- dressed as a nazi, danced naked ,he's kissed a man before ,in front of camera.
No one is perfect. Get a life.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle To ‘Step Back’ From Royal Duties by Ashley86400: 11:24am On Jan 09, 2020
GraGra247:
Prince Harry allowed a small girl to hijack his brain.

A two time divorcee for that matter.


What a disappointment. He should join her as junior actor in the Suits series since he's a sissy.
She was only divorced once. Stop lying
Crime / Re: An Officer Rips Man’s Throat Open in Lagos over an argument (Graphic Photos) by Ashley86400: 9:39pm On Jan 08, 2020
I have goosebumps
People take it easy in this 2020 na. . . shocked
Politics / Re: India, Israel, Nigeria Are Trump’s Strongholds - Survey by Ashley86400: 9:15pm On Jan 08, 2020
Germany shouldn't put their mouths in anything related to war for the next 150 years

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