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Romance / Re: I Woke Up And Found Somebody's Daughter On My D!ck. Help!! by asperdons(m): 1:48pm On Jul 11, 2022 |
logicalhumour:
It's my whole cloths she took off o. That's why it's still shocking me. Even singlet, I no wear when I woke up.
This kind of thing has never happened to me. Ahhhh. [color=#000099][/color] Na you sweep the church, abi u trek from church come back house cos it's very obvious you were exhausted |
Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Fear Of IPOB Beginning Of Wisdom — INEC Commissioner by asperdons(m): 12:37pm On Nov 09, 2021 |
SmartPolician: The best thing that happened to that election was IPOB's decision to suspend its sit-at-home order. If not, people would have been all over the place crying because the APC would definitely hijack it and install the man with baggage - a terrible trademark they left in Imo State. [color=#000099][/color] Boss I owe you 2 cold bottle of heineken just inbox me ur location. |
Technology Market / Re: Samsung Galaxy J4 Core by asperdons(m): 7:31am On Oct 18, 2021 |
phantomxxs: 1gb 16gb Working perfectly Open bid [color=#000099][/color] 5k cash |
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Romance / Re: My Gf Is SS And I'm AA Pls Advice Pls by asperdons(m): 12:15pm On Oct 03, 2021 |
MISTAICEY02288:
Hello. I saw this comment of yours and i am interested in knowing the organic substance... Kindly reply this ASAP. It will be of use to someone close to me. Thanks [color=#000099][/color] Abeg don't be offended that am replying this late, I ve been away. My number is 07080075280 call or whatsapp for better clarification. Thanks I wish you well |
Phones / Re: Oppo A92 ,128 Gig Rom,8 Gig Ram For Sale by asperdons(m): 1:07pm On Oct 02, 2021 |
shogsman: Clean as new oppo a92 for sale Full hd plus 6.5inches 20:9 aspect ratio display -128gig Rom -8gig ram -5000mah 18watts charger -48 MP, f/1.7, (wide), 1/2.0", 0.8µm, PDAF 8 MP, f/2.2, 119˚ (ultrawide), 1/4.0", 1.12µm 2 MP, f/2.4, (depth) 2 MP B/W, f/2.4 Feature LED flash, HDR, panorama Video 4K@30fps, 1080p@30/120fps, gyro-EIS -5000mah Sleek and top notch phone for camera lovers and multimedia users. -85k
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Phones / Re: In Need Of A Good Tablet Phone. by asperdons(m): 7:38am On Sep 23, 2021 |
Blessing185: Asus zenpsd available, touched cracked,over 8hrs battery life,2gb ram.20k [color=#000099][/color] Pics pls |
Romance / Re: My Gf Is SS And I'm AA Pls Advice Pls by asperdons(m): 7:14pm On Mar 15, 2021 |
Feelinso: Good afternoon nairalander's Pls i need advice concerning my girlfriend genotype , I love her so much and she best thing to happen to in 2021 , [color=#000099][/color] I know of an organic substance that can change her genotype. All this genotype shit only affects third world countries |
Nairaland / General / Re: I Thought I Have Seen It All by asperdons(m): 8:46am On Jan 03, 2021 |
Wetin musa no go see for gate |
Nairaland / General / Re: I Thought I Have Seen It All by asperdons(m): 8:04am On Jan 03, 2021 |
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Nairaland / General / I Thought I Have Seen It All by asperdons(m): 7:46am On Jan 03, 2021 |
[color=#000099][/color] I got back to my Villa yesterday for the new year celebration and guess what ? Nepa did there thing, and I hurried down to put on the Gen. When I got the the change over box what I saw I no fit shout.
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Travel / Re: Tree Falls On Vehicle During Rainfall In Lagos (Photos) by asperdons(m): 6:56pm On Jun 21, 2020 |
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Pets / Re: What's The Cruel And Wicked Thing You've Don To Any Animal? by asperdons(m): 11:29am On Jun 19, 2020 |
Caleb91: Used a cartapot to seperate two mating ekuke mastiff dogs at the age of 9 in my village the male dog died 2 days later because the big stone hit it forehead [color=#000099][/color] Imagine, the dog was about coming when the stone hit it's head, guy u no get joy 2 Likes |
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Celebrities / Re: 8 Nollywood's Former 'fine Boys No Pimples' And How They Look Now (photos) by asperdons(m): 6:11pm On Jun 18, 2020 |
Oga good day oh, abeg if you know within yourself dat u actually know and ur church mind explain to you that you are serious pls post the pictures here urself. Thank you 1 Like |
Business / Re: I Want To Sell My Car For As Low As 350k Please Call by asperdons(m): 9:18pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
uboma:
As you claim not to be among the 'right crowd', why did you click on this thread when the title indicated the price (400k) of the car?
You have no interest in this car, why not simply unclick the thread and move on? It was unnecessary to spew thrash....
@ Op,
Happy sales. [color=#000099][/color] Bros I no know where ur problem de come from, whether na from ur house abi na work. Anyway I no de in the mood to reply you, I have more important things doing |
Pets / Re: Do You Need A Rottweiler Pup by asperdons(m): 7:10pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Price and location pls |
Business / Re: I Want To Sell My Car For As Low As 350k Please Call by asperdons(m): 6:29pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
zimdante: Th car below is sound and available for sale thanks to covid 19 lockdown , the price is #400,000 if you are in Anambra State or close please call 08119877227.for more enquiry [color=#000099][/color] OP, you would have simply said you want to sell you motor not car so you can attract the right crowd. 1 Like |
Family / Re: I Have Pleaded With My Wife Not To Chew Gum But She Refuses (advice) by asperdons(m): 6:23pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Omuneizzy6: Someone Sent Me This;
I have pleaded with my wife not to chew gum but the more I plead, the more she chews and it irritate me. Maybe I should just let her go, but I really love her. What do I do, please help [color=#000099][/color] Boss, I will give u a lasting solution to this ur problem. Tried and tasted, don't complain again just pretend as if it's not bothering you. Just sit down and relax well, all you need do is to wait for her birthday, then buy I carton of chewing gum, wrap it with very beautiful and expensive wraps and present it to her. Trust me you will thank me later. 1 Like |
Properties / Re: Customized House For Sale In Warri by asperdons(m): 7:58pm On Jun 02, 2020 |
[color=#000099][/color]l godswilld10: 3bedroom 3sefcontain 2bedsiter Very clean and portable house Price-15m Call or WhatsApp me on 08123969242 Wetin aboki no go see for gate, person no see where e go buy property na for warri e wan go buy am. Oghene. De even put customize Join the advert |
Travel / Re: Aerial Coverage Of Oba, Anambra State( Video&photos) by asperdons(m): 2:29pm On May 31, 2020 |
pearlgal: Ife di na Oba, a land with milk and honey ������������ [color=#000099][/color] Onye Oba kedu |
Travel / Re: Aerial Coverage Of Oba, Anambra State( Video&photos) by asperdons(m): 2:18pm On May 31, 2020 |
OnwuCheka:
LOL Isn't everybody just jealous of my people? ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) [color=#000099][/color] Glad to see my people, are u from wch of the villages. Am from umuogali |
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Romance / Re: True Story Of A Broke Boy And A Very Rich Oil Company Working Babe by asperdons(m): 9:32pm On May 13, 2020 |
[color=#990000][/color] Dreyton36: PART 4 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
WE Rushed one of their staff and questioned him on the prices of their drinks and proteins
The guy na ibo boy , I asked him bros no vex , how much una dey sell una red Italian whine , he ask me which of them , i tell am say I no look the label to read am I come beg am like a brother , I give am the direction of my babe sit to go check it himself , na nice guy , he obey
When he came back , he say ah bros e no too cost naw Na just 46,500 cry shocked For my mind , na 46,500 this guy call JUST? I. Ask again how much be snail , before I even finish my statement my next guy man in the same shoes just shout yes na wetin i was ask because the thing carry siren join am grin grin grin The staff said it's just 25k for a stick shocked piss come they worry me I come ask the guy say when you reach the table of my girl , how many she don order, he say na the second stick she dey eat cry That my other guy just shout "I DON DIE TODAY" The guy started asking me , Guy: wetin we go do now
Me: wetin we go do ke Guy I get my own problem ooo My head burn like this
I left them there and went to my table, deep inside na so i take go?
The babe was like , what took you so long ? Lies no they finish for mouth na , I use my brain sharply , I tell her say i receive call from my elder sister now when I they piss ,say my dad just eat poison for outing wey he go
She shock , me sef shock for the kind lie wey I just fabricate within few seconds without thinking twice, but no be my fault , i no like shame My pocket ba only 76k plus remain I no they ever get money for my bank account because as them they pay salary na so the money they go
I finish my Heineken , she just they calm me down , she con ask me where my dad they now , i tell am say them run am go hospital and my sister say make I quickly send money if not them no go give am any first treatment
Naim she just start to they para o She start grammer
Her:That's why i hate this country , they'll see someone dying they'll be requesting for money as if money is everything For my mind , my sister money is everything oo If u know where I don trek for the Lagos u go on say miney is everything
She come take am personal Sha Don't forget I said it earlier that she's kind-hearted
Naim she ask me how much them wan collect for starting, I no even waste time i say na 240k my sister say make I send first
Naim she say make I send her my sister ACC details , Base on say i no want make e be say I be golddigger , I tell her say. Make she no worry I go sort am, make she just enjoy herself But for my mind , no hear my own oooo grin Abeg ask me the details again oo, She come say don't let me get angry with you , ur dad's life is at stake here and you are telling me not to worry?
Make e no be like say my village people they follow me , i give her my sister details sharply
She transfer 300k to the account sharply , inside my mind i don make am oooooo , I hope tope my girlfriend they see how real girls they treat men ooo grin grin
I thanked her , she say make i no thank her that she's always happy whenever she helps someone shocked for my mind okpe oooo
With confidence I order for another Heineken with snail I no fear again , worst cone to worst I go tell my sister to send me small cash for my aza grin grin
I come observe that other guy with he babes for distance , he no they smile at all grin That's even where I first saw this Nollywood actor named Alex ekubo , the guy handsome no be small But for Lagos nobody send celebs oo angry angry
We kill time there , she offered to clear the bill , I no even know when she clear the bill sef , me I don already they on my 4th bottle when she say she wan go urinate
But Heineken they make man prick raise , everybody just they observe me , they wonder who I be , to come with that kind fly chick Me sef no dull at all
I give her jokes , she laugh die, that's the only thing I can offer anyway She laugh sotay she come they put her head for my body
Small time my phone ring , who they call me , my sister , she don see alert grin I no even let her talk sef I just speak my language for am "I tell her say na me send am make she no worry "
The babe don high Wella , she come say she feel like dancing , say make we go the club side We went there omo see grooving , we both have the same love for the same kind of songs
As we just they step inßide , the first female i saw was this girl named Cynthia Morgan , who remember her , (German juice) The DJ just play one of my favourite by wyclef jean ft eve _L.O.V.E.Y.O.U Omo mehn although I no Sabi dance but that song made me dance I rock her well, she feel me , she just held me tight , she was absolutely drunk , but I no worry seems the next day na Sunday no work The next song enter , Nobody has to know by kranium , the song just came out then That song na baddest for club grin If you know you know
Me sef don high but no matter how i high reach I no they ever lusguard , I romanced her body to the rhythm of the song , she felt it I checked my watch , 9:47pm Mi o worry , ma jaiye Ori mi grin grin
The DJ come kill me patapata, he switched to naija song and played Paul dairo_angel of my life chai song wey I take toast many girls that yr She happen to like the song too , omo see grooving
Small time she whispered to my ear say she they feel dizzy , say she wan sleep I tell her say we go need pay the security to allow us leave the car there so we go take taxi home , or we go lodge She say make we lodge , na wetin me sef wan hear be that grin We went to the receptionist , we made our way to the booking session , God forbid eko hotel no be poor man hotel oo Hotel fine pass anything else Wetin concern me concern price , she pay with her card, I no even near where she they pay sef I no want yawa grin grin
Them give her key she hand am over to me , for my mind no be separate rooms? Anyway both of us don shayo , manya
We went in , she just UnCloth for my presence she no even send , but I know say na unto shayo level , my Dickson just stand kakaraka , and she's just too sexy , she's slim, busty , and a moderate ass , just my type
She go shower and see came back , she just lie down straight
Wahala come burst for midnight ooo ,,,,,,,,,,,, Comment for part 5 When I get positive comments I'll drop it tonight , to type no easy Bros what of the other guy how the guy take solve him problem cos the guy matter strong well 2 Likes |
Autos / Re: Registered Toyota Corolla 01 LE:600k. by asperdons(m): 1:42pm On May 10, 2020 |
[color=#770077][/color] safari0412: A Nigerian used Toyota Corolla 2001 LE with Engine,Gear and Ac in good working condition.Add me on WhatsApp for more info...08032762241. Pictures pls |
Crime / Re: Government Has Refused To Arrest This Man PHOTOS by asperdons(m): 8:02am On Apr 08, 2020 |
[color=#550000][/color] Biafra1stson: I reported this man in this thread https://www.nairaland.com/5776408/pls-how-report-stubborn-pastor
He is still live holding church service now. His name is omeari Joseph his phone number is 08100325785 his church is located at inside Port Harcourt tourist beach multi purpose hall. Let government come and pick this man na. I also reported some churches close to me again to NCDC and they were laughing at me saying is that all. OP, b4 I reply u I want to get something straight. Are u a Christian or a Muslim or a pegan or Buddhist. Pls wch category do u belong |
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Romance / Re: Reno Omokri: "Never Marry A Woman You Have Not Seen Without Makeup" (Photos) by asperdons(m): 10:11am On Apr 04, 2020 |
[color=#000099][/color] Jewessgratitudd: Lol...funnily enough, I look better without make-up. Makeup makes me look older because of my skin type (oily). Nwa idigodu ok. 1 Like 1 Share |
Pets / Re: Massive Caucasian Pups Available For New Home *DAXY KENNELS* by asperdons(m): 1:50pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
[color=#000099][/color] dalukesh: 5weeks old Location and price pls for a male. Am pH based |