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Crime / Re: Five Nigerians Arrested With Drugs In India by assfreaky(m): 6:49pm On Jun 23, 2017 |
obamabinladen: Igbo, Igbo, Igbo, how many times did I call you? go and tell ur brothers to stop disgracing us everywhere. I use chuku alabiabia to beg you. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Bride Consoles Her Israeli Groom As He Cries At Their Wedding (Photos) by assfreaky(m): 11:10pm On Jun 07, 2017 |
stupid man. why is he cryin? take her to the other room and do ur job, my friend. |
Celebrities / Re: Dammy Krane's Aunt Speaks About His Arrest, Reveals What Really Happened by assfreaky(m): 10:13am On Jun 05, 2017 |
FlirtyKaren: Igbo fake Jews always trying 2 corrupt evryone. |
Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Arrested In India For Trafficking Heroin (photos) by assfreaky(m): 11:51am On May 18, 2017 |
Na dem. Aba made Jews destroying our name everywhere. awon omo irankiran. |
Romance / Re: Man Looks Uninterested In His His Wife's Backside In This Pre Wedding Pics by assfreaky(m): 2:34pm On May 11, 2017 |
ZarZar: I like you. I have a huge crush on you!!! |
Romance / Re: I'm Crushing On This Girl by assfreaky(m): 10:31pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
all these peacemakers, wetin concern una. abeg make the fight continue. Sebi dem sey person face dey burnt and oily... |
Romance / Re: How Can I Make My Bf Give Me Head by assfreaky(m): 10:20pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
veinless: I eat pussy like food. if u want urs eaten, u know what to do |
Romance / Re: I Finally Met With This Nairalander. by assfreaky(m): 6:32pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Liamm: Na essay I go chop Pinshure, abeg. |
Romance / Re: Man Who Recently Married A Lady Who Snatched Him From Her Friend, Speaks by assfreaky(m): 4:02pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
sugarbelly: wetin you wan make we do now |
Romance / Re: They Say He Looks Like Korede Bello, Is It True? (photos) by assfreaky(m): 4:34pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
lovediehatelive: Shey you no dey fit close mouth ni Abi na like that ur mouth be ni |
Romance / Re: #5000 Each For 10 Lucky Winners In This Section by assfreaky(m): 7:38pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
LordJudeEfcc: Sebi dem sey you get 18 milla for account. When you go do your own bonanza for us |
Romance / Re: The 25 Strangest Phobias You Could Have by assfreaky(m): 8:34pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
Mine is flatbuphobia - fear of women with flat yansh |
Crime / Re: A Nigerian, John Okoro Escapes From Indian Prison by assfreaky(m): 9:39am On Jan 04, 2017 |
Igbos doing what they know how to do best. Shio. Awon omo ale jatijati. |
Crime / Re: Nigerians React To The Execution Of Chijioke Obioha In Singapore by assfreaky(m): 3:30pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
StoneLucifer: Modified |
Celebrities / Re: Fan Mocks Halima Abubakar's Skin Colour As She Claps Back by assfreaky(m): 2:44pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
Ginaz: Chai, see beautiful woman. |
Celebrities / Re: Fan Mocks Halima Abubakar's Skin Colour As She Claps Back by assfreaky(m): 2:38pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
Nawa o. Everybody don white finish for Naija. Please, I wan settle down o. Where I fit get black girl marry? |
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Falz's 26th Birthday Cake by assfreaky(m): 5:07pm On Oct 28, 2016 |
This old man is 26 Please, make una dey fear God o. |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man In Tears As His Fiancee Dies In Accident Weeks To Their Wedding by assfreaky(m): 11:42am On Oct 21, 2016 |
maybe na ritual things. you can't truss this flatingos. dey can sacrifice their mama for money. |
Crime / Re: Two Arrested With Crushed Human Heads Hidden In Bread (pic) by assfreaky(m): 12:24pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Awon adojutini omo. Oloriburuko omo ale jatiti. Now, they will be allowing those international flat head 419s to be talking to us anyhow. |
Crime / Re: Man Excretes 270 Grammes Of Cocaine. by assfreaky(m): 7:39am On Oct 05, 2016 |
Tonymegabush1: So because dem say "River born" come means say he be from Rivers? |
Romance / Re: See What She Gave Me After I Washed Her Pants by assfreaky(m): 10:35pm On Oct 03, 2016 |
mrmrmister: which day? abeg park well. which day fit bad pass make person pikin wash woman pant and still no get friendship don't add insult to injury. |
Romance / Re: See What She Gave Me After I Washed Her Pants by assfreaky(m): 10:31pm On Oct 03, 2016 |
rossiebarbie: attitude. and u are looking for husband. how will you find with your sharp mouth 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: See What She Gave Me After I Washed Her Pants by assfreaky(m): 8:01pm On Oct 03, 2016 |
rossiebarbie:You look like the girl wey I wash pant for |
Romance / Re: See What She Gave Me After I Washed Her Pants by assfreaky(m): 7:49pm On Oct 03, 2016 |
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Romance / See What She Gave Me After I Washed Her Pants by assfreaky(m): 7:14pm On Oct 03, 2016 |
Omo, I been dey chase one fine big girl for like five months now. the girl dey live for lekki phase1. The girl later gree so I take am go eat for restrant. As she dey chop I dey promise am say I fit do anything for am. She tell him say if I fit wash her pants, she go date me. I sey no problem. Make we dey go your house now. I pay her taxi reach her house come begin dey wash pants wey reach 300. As I dey spread the pants for compound na so one correct car drive inside and the girl go hug am. I been wan ask the girl say who be the guy when the girl introduce me as her new houseboy. Na so the guy look me shake him come tell the girl where she get this mallam from. Me mallam? I look the man like say make I say make I slap am but I just throw the pant down and bounce out. Nonsense. |
Romance / Help, Should I Put It? by assfreaky(m): 11:45am On Sep 28, 2016 |
One girl seller of ogogoro come my house for sallah. she remove her pants and lie on bed and tell me, "John, put it" I say, "No" her thing is removing white thing. She say "put it" I tell her "No" Nairaland, should I put it |
Celebrities / Re: So Sad! Pretty Lady Beaten To Death By Her Husband (pics) by assfreaky(m): 9:21am On Sep 28, 2016 |
emynike2001: Better pray not to meet a madwoman. If not, my friend, you go beat woman tire like sey you be boxer. My friend, watch out for temperamental women. Nothing like "I no fit beat woman". Some women get craze for head. Your papa survive because ur mama gentle wella. Some women no go allow you leave. Dem go jack clothes. My friend, marriage not be easy thing. He pass "I no fit beat my wife" Even Moses wey be the meekest man meet the stubborn children of Israel and lose him temper. |
Sports / Re: Michael Umanyika Dies In Azerbaijan During Training by assfreaky(m): 8:55pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
chuckichukwuka: The man way don die na your classmate |
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