obamabinladen:


Thunder fire all your tribe

Your parents are bastards

Igbo, Igbo, Igbo, how many times did I call you? go and tell ur brothers to stop disgracing us everywhere. I use chuku alabiabia to beg you.

stupid man. why is he cryin? take her to the other room and do ur job, my friend.

FlirtyKaren:
Dark-skinned Nigerian singer Oyindamola Johnson Emmanuel, aka Dammy Krane, was arrested on Friday for grand theft and credit card fraud in the US after he allegedly used stolen credit card details to book a jet for a trip to Miami from a private jet leasing company, Tap Jets.

No sooner had the story surfaced online than it was followed by the Amin singer’s mug shots. He was reportedly arrested in company with another Nigerian, Chukwuebuka Gabriel Ilochonwu.

The charge sheet, which has since gone viral on the Internet, listed Krane’s crimes as ‘Grand Theft 3rd Degree/Armed/Conspiracy/Credit Card Forgery/Intent to Defraud.’

Sunday Scoop sought to ascertain from insiders close to the embattled singer what the true story is. According to one of Dammy’s aunties, who lives in the US and who pleaded for her identity to be shielded, he was only a victim of circumstance.

She stated:

“We don’t stay in the same state over here but Dammy came to visit me just last week. I got the news of his detention on the Internet just like everybody else.
After making some calls, I was able to confirm that he was indeed arrested. He has been in the US for some time now and he has regularly been booked for shows all across America.
The guy he was arrested with had actually booked him for a show this weekend in Miami. And he (Chukwuebuka ) was the one that paid for the jet and made hotel reservations with the stolen card details.”

Speaking further, she said:

“You know it is a usual thing for show promoters to book flight tickets for artistes, so one cannot blame Dammy in this situation. A lawyer has already been contacted but unfortunately, Dammy would have to stay in jail till Monday when they would be able to go to court to perfect bail conditions.”

However, this is contrary to the prevailing views on social media, with many Nigerians lambasting Krane for trying to live and portray a lifestyle above his means.

The singer had recently been posting pictures of himself eating, drinking and dancing on different private jet trips in the US.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/dammy-krane-victim-circumstance-aunt-speaks-us.html

Igbo fake Jews always trying 2 corrupt evryone.

Na dem. Aba made Jews destroying our name everywhere. awon omo irankiran.

ZarZar:
Perhaps because he's not childish. You expect a grown man to have eyeballs popping out of their sockets over a bum he's seen many times & can probably point out where every stretch mark & dimple is located even with jeans on.

I like you. I have a huge crush on you!!!

all these peacemakers, wetin concern una. abeg make the fight continue. Sebi dem sey person face dey burnt and oily...

veinless:
Advice needed pls...
i do give him bj before sex, and i look forward to him giving me head too, but he wouldn't.

pls is it not healthy to give a girl head or he is just selfish

I eat pussy like food. if u want urs eaten, u know what to do

Liamm:
[s]OK. Prior to this moment, I've been predisposed to thinking I was the only nairalander within my locality. I was on the brink of being proven wrong when I met sugarcane(another nairalander). We've been talking for a while but finally agreed to see today albeit with many failed attempts.


Shugacane happens to be a fun loving kinda girl. Open to meeting new people with flair of enthusiasm. Though she can be stubborn at times. She caught my attention when she erroneously affirmed her love for romance when she said. "I love romance". . That was a part statement to her intended sentence "I love romance section". Like most nairaland girls, she's also pretty.


For pictures, we feel that nairaland trolls would invade this thread making fun outta nothing so have decided to keep it low. It's not a date per se. it was fun hanging our with sugarcane. [/s]

Na essay I go chop Pinshure, abeg.

sugarbelly:
Remember the story of a lady, who went on social media, to cry out that her bestie, has snatched her man, she wanted to marry. Well, her bestie finally married her man and the man in question, has come out to defend his actions. According to him, he said he wanted the best and nothing more. Read the full story below and also the previous gist


Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/03/remember-story-of-lady-who-went-on.html

wetin you wan make we do now

lovediehatelive:
This guy looks like korede bello, true or false?

Shey you no dey fit close mouth ni Abi na like that ur mouth be ni

LordJudeEfcc:
una no dey tire yaba

Sebi dem sey you get 18 milla for account. When you go do your own bonanza for us

Mine is flatbuphobia - fear of women with flat yansh

Igbos doing what they know how to do best. Shio. Awon omo ale jatijati.

StoneLucifer:
Even now IBO guys are still boarding plane with hard drugs to sell in Asia and middle east...Life goes on..MAN DIE GO!!

Modified

Ginaz:
Thank God I can walk boldly without having the need to makeup, if you like makeup that's good for you.

Chai, see beautiful woman.

Nawa o. Everybody don white finish for Naija.

Please, I wan settle down o. Where I fit get black girl marry?

This old man is 26 Please, make una dey fear God o.

maybe na ritual things. you can't truss this flatingos. dey can sacrifice their mama for money.

Awon adojutini omo. Oloriburuko omo ale jatiti. Now, they will be allowing those international flat head 419s to be talking to us anyhow.

Tonymegabush1:
now all of u here can attest dat he is Igbo without stating he is from rivers state but if it happens to b a Mata of oil naw u will describe him as a south southern.

well I dnt ave much to argue wit u all no Mata wot any day any time d Igbo nation I came from is a no respecter of any man born of a woman.

So because dem say "River born" come means say he be from Rivers?

mrmrmister:
Is this bullshit supposed to make me laugh or get me pissed??

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk !!!
You just ruined my day

which day? abeg park well. which day fit bad pass make person pikin wash woman pant and still no get friendship don't add insult to injury.

rossiebarbie:
abeg shift..no use ur stupidity stain me

attitude. and u are looking for husband. how will you find with your sharp mouth

rossiebarbie:
shit

You look like the girl wey I wash pant for

kiddoiLL:
Is this supposed to be funny or what? cus it made u look like a fool

Omo, I been dey chase one fine big girl for like five months now. the girl dey live for lekki phase1. The girl later gree so I take am go eat for restrant. As she dey chop I dey promise am say I fit do anything for am. She tell him say if I fit wash her pants, she go date me. I sey no problem. Make we dey go your house now. I pay her taxi reach her house come begin dey wash pants wey reach 300. As I dey spread the pants for compound na so one correct car drive inside and the girl go hug am. I been wan ask the girl say who be the guy when the girl introduce me as her new houseboy. Na so the guy look me shake him come tell the girl where she get this mallam from. Me mallam? I look the man like say make I say make I slap am but I just throw the pant down and bounce out. Nonsense.

One girl seller of ogogoro come my house for sallah. she remove her pants and lie on bed and tell me,
"John, put it"
I say, "No"
her thing is removing white thing.
She say "put it"
I tell her "No"
Nairaland, should I put it

emynike2001:

the last thing I can do is to lift my hands against a woman, IT CAN NEVER HAPPEN, Since I was a child I have NEVER seen my FATHER lift his hand against my MUM. the highest thing he does is to WALK AWAY during ANY HEATED ARGUMENTS. That has been my principle. I can see that this words pierced your heart as a NUMBER ONE WIFE BEATER, pls change your ways or u may as well be d next BEAST making headlines tomorrow. CHANGE BEGINS WITH U.

Better pray not to meet a madwoman. If not, my friend, you go beat woman tire like sey you be boxer. My friend, watch out for temperamental women. Nothing like "I no fit beat woman". Some women get craze for head. Your papa survive because ur mama gentle wella. Some women no go allow you leave. Dem go jack clothes. My friend, marriage not be easy thing. He pass "I no fit beat my wife" Even Moses wey be the meekest man meet the stubborn children of Israel and lose him temper.

chuckichukwuka:
This guy is my class mate at FGC Enugu RIP Michael

The man way don die na your classmate