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Crime / Re: Seeing Another Man Tap Your Wife's Buttocks(what Do You Do)? by assme: 4:22pm On Feb 16, 2011
do your female friends tap you on your arse?


Answering a question with a question is African and you still tell us that the reaction of the couple in context is African.
Crime / Re: Seeing Another Man Tap Your Wife's Buttocks(what Do You Do)? by assme: 4:16pm On Feb 16, 2011
do your male friends tap your ar.se ?
Politics / Re: Jos Monarch Relocates From Palace As 12 Die In Violence by assme: 3:55pm On Feb 16, 2011
Beware of beef, suya or anything that the Aboki sells with knife or you might just get cut open or better still, keep a distance from the Aboki mallam in d mrkt.
Crime / Re: Seeing Another Man Tap Your Wife's Buttocks(what Do You Do)? by assme: 3:48pm On Feb 16, 2011
@Mrs. Chima

u think its b'cos dis is Africa. So in the western world other men can be allowed to tap/squeeze another man's wife arse, is that what you are saying?
Crime / Re: Seeing Another Man Tap Your Wife's Buttocks(what Do You Do)? by assme: 3:28pm On Feb 16, 2011
what is MzGreat and Mrs. Chima even talking about


The Lady deserved the slap very well cos she created the enabling environment for the guy to slap her a ss and for the guy to do that in public that means he can do or has been doing worse when nobody is looking and the married lady did not even get upset at it rather she laughed sheepishly and chased the guy around playfully and am sure that's the part that angered the husband

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Romance / Re: Telling A Friend How U Feel by assme: 3:16pm On Feb 16, 2011
Guyz r dangerous o, though i dnt see anything wrong with a gurl xpressing her feelings but if that guy na Bad Guy. he will use the opportunity to hammer u first b4 you pple can even talk abt the relationship. 1st things 1st; Hammering wink
Romance / Re: Would You Marry Him - Even Without A Good Job by assme: 9:02am On Feb 16, 2011
I believe a lady should be more interested in man with prospects and potentials rather than looking for someone with a job. what if tomorrow that job goes away? cos its not permanent; considering the economic situation of Nigeria. Having a job is not everything, that man might just have a multimillion idea waiting to explode. In Nigeria we the youths always think like employees and not as Entrepreneur s.

@OP
That your friend should be careful because the girls attitude has shown that she is materialistic and that kind of person might not be supportive in future; if the man faces a temporary defeat and on the job stuff, it's a thing of God and mind and also what you have to offer. maybe he limits himself to that kind of job.
Romance / Re: Women Should Never Call Men Dogs Again! by assme: 5:13pm On Feb 14, 2011
Heard u BITCH but u sure can't live without a Dog u know.
Romance / Re: Women Should Never Call Men Dogs Again! by assme: 4:42pm On Feb 14, 2011
Silence!!!!!!!

Am here from Dog pound to maintain peace between you dogs and bitches.
Romance / Re: Sex In The Church by assme: 4:29pm On Feb 14, 2011
O boi see dat epistle by HisServant.


@poster

I dnt really see any deceit in the church, its just ladies deceiving themselves wanting what they can't have and not knowing what they want. And you see them lost and confused bt still thinking that they r smart not knowing dt time is ticking. what's d hope of dt 1 @37. maybe a miracle from dsame pastor, havn't seen evil&miracle from same source b4.
Romance / Re: I Love To Hear My Gf Cry by assme: 4:16pm On Feb 14, 2011
This poster is depraved mentally deranged pervert, How can you enjoy seeing your GF cry. Well, I’m sure she’s just rehearsing for ur funeral.
Romance / Re: Must You! by assme: 4:03pm On Feb 14, 2011
yeah it could be ordinary to you but to some pple its special. A day to re-ignite the passion. A day to show that special som1, how much u care. yeah its like any other day, just like christmas, new year etc; its just the meaning and feelings dat u attach to it and it takes you being in love to feel Val's day otherwise Val sucks.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Forum For 40s by assme: 1:53pm On Feb 14, 2011
@poster,

Which 1 b all these elderly arrangement 4 NL. How come when someone contributes in the same direction with u, then he is 40 and mature while when another criticizes then he is below 40. I don't think age has anything to do with maturity. And I wanted to ask, Are you a teacher? cos u r handling this thread like one.
Romance / Re: Am Inlove With My Half Sister, by assme: 12:39pm On Feb 14, 2011
I've seen that pic on Face Book too.

@poster,

r u sure dats ur half sister cos I even know her name on FB. If not, then its not fair putting up som1's pic
Romance / Re: Who Told You Guys U R Doing A Woman A Favour By Marrying Her Sef? by assme: 11:54am On Feb 14, 2011
@POSTER

Na your type go still dey go youth program for church @ d age of 45. Better humble your young mind and learn from aged and 'later turned wise' 'proud b4' spinsters around you
Romance / Re: Am Inlove With My Half Sister, by assme: 11:46am On Feb 14, 2011
one day u go turn Gay ynash your Papa too. mumu
Family / Re: Sexual Harasment In Higher Institutions by assme: 11:29am On Feb 14, 2011
Like odunnu said,

If she is sure that she did well and the lecturer is just marking her down. let her not be afraid to face the issue and ask for a re-mark.
Politics / Re: President Goodluck Jonathan's Approval Rating by assme: 11:17am On Feb 14, 2011
The man is a zombie being controlled by some ex- commandos under the umbrella of PDP. like many have said, there's no need to complain about the state of Nigeria if we are going to remain passive or indifferent about the situation. Each and everyone of us have contributed to the sorry state of Nigeria by being passive. We choose our leaders, failure to that, they do it themselves. so lets all match out on election day and elect our President; thats how we are going to contribute our quota and lets see how they will rig it.

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