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Investment / Re: Dogs Airdrop. No Tapping! Telegram's utility coin! Mining ends 14th August by AstralBody: 4:13pm On Aug 04
SonofElElyonRet:
Happy Sunday
Please how do I claim this Dogs reward?

Politics / Re: Edo APC Guber Candidate In Age "Falsification Scandal" With 4 Dates Of Birth by AstralBody: 1:47pm On Jul 22
Any APC na zero

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Politics / Re: Dethroned Emir Sanusi's Emotional Farewell At His Palace Balcony (Photos, Video) by AstralBody: 4:25pm On May 24
nasirope:
I have no doubt that he would laugh last.

Your comment just came to pass😃😃😃
Politics / Re: Fresh Bill Seeks The Creation Of 3 More States In The South-West by AstralBody: 1:07pm On Feb 14
CluelessMODS:

You dey use juvenile delinquency for person wey fit born your father.
Senseless child and you are a dumbass!
The senators and representatives for those regions are the ones that will present a bill to the house for that, if approved the bill will now go to the president for the approval of the creation of those states.
What are the Senators of SE and SS doing? Why are they not presenting their own bill? You are calling Tinubu....You are a complete dunce and a kid that knows nothing, I doubt if at all you are up to 25 years. Go and get yourself informed and stop disgracing and embarrassing yourself and your family! Dumbass!
Ogun kill you and your papa. Useless boy!
Politics / Re: Fresh Bill Seeks The Creation Of 3 More States In The South-West by AstralBody: 11:19pm On Feb 13
CluelessMODS:

Your comment is not funny but meaningless and irrelevant. It also shows that you are a kid because those areas has been asking for separate states for years, even during the time of military and Obasanjo...kids on NL keep embarrassing yourself with your fellow kids who are giving you likes!
You're the one displaying juvenile delinquency from your comment. Shut ur trap. What about SE and SS,who has been asking for more states,why weren't they quoted too? Tinubu is a crooked,a certificate forger and a election rigger,if you are not ok with it. You can fucck yourself.
Politics / Re: Fresh Bill Seeks The Creation Of 3 More States In The South-West by AstralBody: 2:38pm On Feb 13
Tinubu rigging machine is about to be put into place...if you know u know🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: Citizens Groan As Rice Hits N77,000 Per Bag by AstralBody: 11:03am On Feb 11
Brendaniel:
We warned them about Tinubu, they didn't listen - Tinubu was the worst candidate in the entire list of all presidential candidates - The red flags were just too much for any person not to see
The citizens didn't vote for Tinubu,he bought his way in through INEC and stamped it using the corrupt judiciary.

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Crime / Re: Kaduna Police Hand Over Abuja ‘kidnap Kingpin’ To FCT Command by AstralBody: 5:33pm On Jan 21
naijapips04:


Ezi ohia. Use your head, Ewu kotima.
Eze ndi zombie .... your head don enter your anus🤣🤣🤣
Crime / Re: Kaduna Police Hand Over Abuja ‘kidnap Kingpin’ To FCT Command by AstralBody: 3:19pm On Jan 21
naijapips04:


Akpa amu. Zuzu pu.
Anuofia ki bu
Crime / Re: Kaduna Police Hand Over Abuja ‘kidnap Kingpin’ To FCT Command by AstralBody: 3:18pm On Jan 21
iLoveYouToo:



Is it APC that made the arrest?
Ask your mandate thief!
Crime / Re: Kaduna Police Hand Over Abuja ‘kidnap Kingpin’ To FCT Command by AstralBody: 3:03pm On Jan 21
How many times this apc idiots wan use this Chinaza Philip name for lie lie? In 2017, Chinaza Philip...a woman, around 2020 another Chinaza Philip a man and this year,the same Chinaza Philip..APC NA MUMU UNA BE🤣🤣🤣

IF YOU THINK I AM LYING, SEARCH GOOGLE FOR THESE NAMES AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.
APC should go after the real bandits,who are the fulanis,they should stop using Igbos as propaganda.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 9:56pm On Aug 21, 2023
Dennisochampa:
... Thief grin grin grin
🤣🤣🤣
Hope say ur falsehood allowance still dey ur pocket.... corn head 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 12:48pm On Aug 20, 2023
Dennisochampa:
.... E pain u abi... Dog pikin grin grin grin
See worwor goat 🤣🤣🤣
Dey cap urself!
Snake head 🤣🤣
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 2:18pm On Aug 19, 2023
Dennisochampa:


I nor know say you still dey here o... Bambiala grin grin grin
Goat! Your papa bambiala
Stupid human being!
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 2:38pm On Aug 13, 2023
Dennisochampa:
..... I talk am say u be fool grin cheesy grin.... U nor know where I dey, u just assume say na SW..... Useless pikin... Ogun kee u
Goat na brown roof u dey mini man.
Thunder kee u n Tinubu grin grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 9:20am On Aug 12, 2023
Dennisochampa:
.... cheesy grin grin ekuke... Keep hating on tinubu while you struggle with life daily.
All these broke people dey always like to vent their frustration on others cheesy grin grin
grin grin
Renew shege,don they hammer una for SW,una don they cry up and down,they protest,even com dey threaten una demigod.
grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 9:17am On Aug 12, 2023
walefresh3:
stop lieing.. your dad was a gate man...
grin grin
See who him papa be waste-man. Ur papa wey do Abepo(shit-packer) for Eko, still get mouth they talk.
grin grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 10:06pm On Aug 11, 2023
Dennisochampa:
.... U no really get sense if u think say I dey console you grin grin grin.... Pig

Dey hate who you no fit ever be till u die with your head bent towards your anus....
Ur father's mouth was in Tinubu anus, that's the reason he gave birth to a low life like you. Only a fool with no value like you would want to be like the crook(Tinubu) ,who's history is all be a scam. Dirty worm.
tongue tongue
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 3:03pm On Aug 11, 2023
Dennisochampa:
.... Oh your dad is late... May his soul rest in peace...

I wonder why he thought of allowing an omo ale like you live... Them for just give u snipper from birth..
By now the world would have had one less vagabond to deal with
Fool! Nobody needs ur consolation. grin grin
I would prefer sniper,than to eat from the shiit of Tinubu. You have no worth,a nobody n a dirty, hungry miscreant
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 11:53am On Aug 11, 2023
Dennisochampa:
.... Agreed but your pa can never amount to anything
grin grin
My late dad was a retired senior lecturer,but that can't be said about ur worthless fada,who depends on Tinubu urine to survive. You have shameless taken over his footsteps grin grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 10:03pm On Aug 10, 2023
Dennisochampa:
.... Better than your dad who is a village oracle puppet...
Tinubu pee licker,e pain am grin grin
Ur fada wey be drunkard for Tinubu toilet grin grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Full Speech At 2nd ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit On Niger Crisis by AstralBody: 2:47pm On Aug 10, 2023
grin grin angry
The stupid mandate crook,nu want fight again? He is now talking about diplomacy. Is this not what he would had done first. Fuccking, bed wetting western puppet!

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Politics / Re: Lamidi Apapa Asks Court To Compel IG To Evict Abure From LP National Secretariat by AstralBody: 9:09am On Jul 26, 2023
fuckJones:
comrade Apapa is our chairman any other one is a counterfeit.
good morning lovers
Body go touch am again. Nu be him cap them go seize,this time around,them go insert am inside him ynash make e comout from him mouth. Useless idiots!

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Politics / Re: One Month After His Inauguration: How Has President Tinubu Performed So Far? by AstralBody: 4:32pm On Jun 29, 2023
God1000:
It's too early to judge him, but the subsidy removal has worsened the bad situation he met on ground.

To be fair and honest, things are really hard, there's poverty in the land.


Tinubu should please reverse the subsidy removal for now, it can be done later

He should not treat us this way

A good leader listens to his people when they cry.
U are a very big fool! Why should he remove it? Or have you forgotten that Tinubu govt will favour you 🤣🤣🤣
Politics / Re: Tinubu Vs Peter Obi: 8th June 2023 Live Court Updates by AstralBody: 10:38pm On Jun 08, 2023
garfield1:


Rubbish
Goat head! E pain am🤣🤣🤣
Politics / Re: BVAS Did Not Transmit Feb 25 Presidential Election Results – INEC Adhoc Staff by AstralBody: 10:30pm On Jun 08, 2023
Okoroawusa:
Effort in futility

We have moved on
Who are the "we",u are referring to? You better go and get another line from ur stupid whatsapp group, because this one won't work. Tinubu must return the mandate.... crooks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Joined Tipper Bed To Go For An Interview by AstralBody: 12:32pm On May 05, 2023
PinUp:


Thank you very much for your nice words. And thanks too for offering to assist. God bless you.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Joined Tipper Bed To Go For An Interview by AstralBody: 8:07am On May 05, 2023
PinUp:


That will help a lot please.



Thank you very.much.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Joined Tipper Bed To Go For An Interview by AstralBody: 8:07am On May 05, 2023
PinUp:






Thank you very.much.
Edited.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Joined Tipper Bed To Go For An Interview by AstralBody: 8:05am On May 05, 2023
PinUp:


Received. Thank you very much. Please help me edit the quoted post to remove my bank details. It's not good for Google to index it.
Ok
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Joined Tipper Bed To Go For An Interview by AstralBody: 11:15pm On May 04, 2023
PinUp:


That will help a lot please.

2047208979, UBA, David Iboke

Thank you very.much.
Sent. I was having network issue,that's the reason I couldn't send it earlier.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Joined Tipper Bed To Go For An Interview by AstralBody: 1:02pm On May 04, 2023
PinUp:
How God helped me to and fro an interview without paying transport.

It's really not easy for a job seeker, and because one does not want the situation to remain the same, he must strive to land a job to change the status.

Since I couldn't afford not to attend the interview, and as I didn't have transport fare for it too, I had to use any means to get there.

There is this company I was privy to know was recruiting both casual and permanent staff. Since it's sited outside the town, I prepared my CV and asked someone to help me apply for it and to my surprise, I was invited for interview.

A broke me with no assurance of where the next meal is coming from? How do I attend the interview in such a far distance when I can't boast of transport? Then on the second thought, I also asked myself, is lack of transport fare enough reason not to attend an interview that can change my situation? I told myself definitely NO. I MUST ATTEND THE INTERVIEW.

So this morning, I dressed up in corporate with a tie on. I know a tipper driver who passess where the company is sited every morning. Since I didn't have his contact, I couldn't reach out to him on time to tell him. On that, I went early enough to where he parks the tipper at the close of work and pick it up in the morning. Luckily I met him and was very real about my situation. He agreed to lift me but more trouble for me was that the cabin had 2 persons already, excluding the driver. It was only the open bed at the back that was free. That was his offer.

Was that cool for me? Did I have an alternative?

Of course, with my tucked in dress, I climbed into the tipper bed and was lifted very close to the office. My trouser even opened in the process of scaling over. Still, it didn't distract me. Rather, I was conscious in managing it so I wont expose myself. The goal was attending the interview and getting the job. Thankfully, on my arrival, the interview was just about to begin.

So as the tipper was on the road, when people saw me inside the tipper bed dressed in corporate, they were just cracking up, taking me for a comic actor. What can I do? I moved on with it and I was cheerfully waving at them back.

After the interview, I stood by the main road and was lifted again by another tipper that was returning to the town. Hallelujah!

The small 1k that was left with me which I refused to tamper with it, I'm using it to prepare okro soup (the cheapest soup) this night, to manage till further notice.

Though I'm not a comedian but lack of transport to the venue made me one. I'm sure the pictures as people were taking may go viral.

Either way, I attended the interview without spending any transport. Also, I did my best in the interview. I pray the stress, suffering and inconviniences pay at the end of the day.

May poverty and brokeness never know your address.
God grant you your heart desires. If you don't mind 2K, kindly send ur account number. Cheers

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