you shouldnt be really bothered about that bro, my mum has one too and she gave birth to 4kids

who 's this idiot?

New girl

#yawns....Honestly, when u start reading NL comments, u wouldn't even know who to take sides with anymore.

But seriously, don jazzy shouldnt have called out olamide's name on stage as if that wasn't enough, he told him to come and collect the car #itumo #odidi CEO.

Both reekado and kesh are really trying, but something is different about their sense of music. Reekado's song has this decent and #sensemaking lyrics, but lilkesh is other way round, very naughty #buh i enjoy it anyway, hearing "its young john" alone will make me jump on my feets...lolz. So, maybe the headies organizers also focus on the decency too #idunno

Plus, someone should please caution olamide on twitter abeg, the #paraing is getting too much and it kinda doesnt make sense.

Abi shey headies fit make person make heaven?

#teamYBNLbuttruthbetold

DiegoNakel:
aw u take no, u b student

yeah

DiegoNakel:
We Unilorin students no get time for this ooo, our holiday no reach oo !!!!

as in ehn...dm too stingy when it comes to holiday.

vjsmiles:
noted.. .. Now kindly fvvk off my mentions. ...

Happy new year in advance....

REALLY! Aiit, i'd kindly fvk off ur mentions...but u should try and chew on some chill pills.
Happy new year in advance too.

vjsmiles:
WTF did yho just write up there... .

Just shut the fvvk up and stop wallowing in undiluted buffonery... ..

Now fvvk off my mentions..
Dylixic baboon

hahahaha! chisos! Ahan, u no get chill o. Its actually dyslexic.

Not only in Lagos. I had to get something along this popular market in my state, one igbo guy just threw trouser on my face telling me to buy (na by force), i was thrilled with anger and i jejely threw the trouser on the busy road, next thing the guy started to abuse mama...ehehe, i almost fought that day. Not being tribalistic tho, but these igbo traders get bad mouth, dm no dey chill at all.

Not only in Lagos. I had to get something along this popular market in my state, one igbo guy just threw trouser on my face telling me to buy (na by force), i was thrilled with anger and i jejely threw the trouser on the busy road, next thing the guy started to abuse mama...ehehe, i almost fought that day even tho i knew the guy was going to finish me. It was that day i vowed to always bring pocket knife to market (lol). Not being tribalistic tho, but these igbo traders get bad mouth, dm no dey chill at all.

mtchew...abeg who get flagyl?

Report to EFCC Jejely...



#iffahear...am i mad?!

Psalm18:


At least they were not stoned.

At their age, their intrinsic nature is homosexuality.
Cleansing, praying for them, jailing them won't change that.
They will just learn to be more careful next time.

I'm all for NOT criminalizing gays and lesbians because the sooner you know who is who, the better you can guide your kids to avoid them. The nephew was probably sent to stay with his uncle who hid his sexuality and then lured him to the act. Imagine if the parents knew 'Uncle' liked boys. That's the danger of Criminalizing gays/lesbians.

Criminalizing them drives them underground and they continue their activities; it does not stop it.

Criminalizing them also spreads HIV and other STDs because some get married due to society pressure and still maintain boyfriends outside the marriage.

Avoid sending your kids to boarding school. Period.

truth...most starts from boarding house esp girls only school.

praxisnetworks:

Yes o and at a checkpoint they asked a couple to start observing degrading punishments! They're cowards! Only cowards attack defenceless people unprovoked!

i even heard this about a old man coming from his farm with bunch of banana, he passed through the checkpoint and out of kindness offered the NA some bananas and the next thing the askd him was "do we look like we're hungry" and he was ordered to eat the whole bunch right on that spot. You can imagine that hostility, old man for that matter.

Blyzz:
I thank God for sparing his life. how about the others, the stories ain't end. he should lead the way to make sure they go fetch them.

it would take the grace of God for him to be able to retrace that area. Those ritualist are wise too, they use charm on their victims that even if they eventually escape, they wouldnt get the direction to that place again.

Shey na country be dis bayi? It has always been "tankers bursting into flames, trucks falling from the bridge......" and now ritualists, police were even mocking the victims. We need serious prayer in this country.

PBundles:
You would be shocked what they can do. They can sing and imitate anything they hear. The best believe it or not is the African Grey parrot as its very intelligent. You then have the quaker parrot and the parekeet. The last two are hard to teach but the african is the best. this looks like a quaker.

My friends own was an African Parrot, cost him a fortune but that bird was really cool. The bird could rap pharses of Tupac becuase my friend was a huge Tupac fan. It was cool to see that bird bust out a rhyme from no where.

That are also very loyal and know who their boss is.

but as i mentioned THEY CAN TALK NON STOP, which can be annoying at time.

wow! Thats interest. Actually thought it was a fable.

PBundles:
You can train it by repeating a phrase a couple of times a day. when you do that always from the same spot at the cage. after some time when you go to that spot it will repeat that phrase. I used to have a friend that taught his to say hey whats up cutie. when he had girls over they thought it was cool.

On a different note, they can run you crazy with talking. To keep them quite the trick is to cover the cage with a cloth. They think its night. but dont do it all the time, as its not good for them.

do parrots talk for real?

who no like beta thing? That small doctor ish got me laughing...kikikiki

warrisdiz!

mtchew...odeh

bqlekan:
when I carried a course over in 200L then, I blamed the lecturer's method of teaching... Dr. Alafara Baba... I dreaded that man's courses then...

better by far!

the moment you hear free iphones are being given out

maybe the baby is physically r*tarded #justsayingtho

Miggs:
an inferior creature that a woman is can never bring any glory 2 a family.all they do is bring shame and disgrace.d left wing western media is propagating lies that a woman can do what a man can do.keep calm though d anomaly will soon be rectified by d new world order headed by isil

okaaay, like ur momma brought disgrace to ur family?! Cos it seems like u're actually judging 4rm what u xperienced. I just pity ur wife #smh

raayah:


Thanks for your input. You are what I call a BETA Male.

Let me give you an example - Take a look at Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija. She is the richest African woman in the world. She is happily married to Modupe Alakija for 37 years.
Mrs Alakija is a business woman, she goes to work, meets important and successful men everyday. Most of these men are handsome,intelligent and even richer than her husband. Yet she comes home to her husband every night.

Do you know who an ALPHA MALE is? Mr. Modupe Alakija is. He has a wife that is at the very top of her game in the world, yet he is strong enough to lock that pussyy down for 37 years. He is not bothered that his wife meets with men who are better than him. He knows that he is worth more than that to Mrs. Alakija.

A BETA Male like you would prefer his wife to be locked up in the kitchen because you know that are not worth It. You are scared that if she goes out there, she will meet men that are better than you. Which is correct, you are not worth shiit and you know that.

#THUMBS UP

I seriously dunno what to say, should i call a 17yrs old a kid....she actually said d accused askd her once if she wantd a 3some, if she isnt a fool, she shuda sensed danger and back off 4rm d relationship, abi which kin love be da one?....don't wanna judge tho buh this her story has a lotta pot-holes. Like seriously!

they be like "i dunno whats wrong with children of nowadays, back then, i used to be the first in my class". I have never heard any parent say they used to be 3rd

Jibwillz:
Straff d b!atch and toss her out... And oh!, don't forget to tell her she's not ur type too...

lol exactly

Jibwillz:
Straff d b!atch and toss her out... And oh!, don't forget to tell her she's not ur type too...

lol exactly

its daughter, since there's no son-in-law, so it will be translated as "if theresa's daughter is (me), who am i to theresa?

bizzare! :-Xbizzare!

double portion...next level(death)