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Romance / Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 9:11am On Apr 04, 2021
Stepping out from that saloon and looking to start a conversation with TORITSEJU sister who came to buy food stuffs at a near by store alone, i knew this is the time to either ruin things or make things right. I knew should I eventually bed her it depends on the first impression of the 2 minutes with her. I desperately wanted to prove a point to TORITSEJU by bleeping his sister, i wanted the victory so quick. But that will guarantee failure, if i seem desperate to make this work. So i need a calm strategy to build up that romance and tension then strike.

This time she was busy trying to still source for more ingredients there and was wearing a straight face. I proceeded to the store and demanded to buy a bottle water and gala.... After getting both, i started gulping ,you water there and then looked to her direction and told her..... "Are you cooking for the whole community, this one you are carrying a straight face like you feel like the world chef".. Immediately she looked my direction and smiled.... I saw her face in full, she was really beautiful. Make no assumption she looked like the prime Nollywood actress "Chika Ike" as she smiled uncontrollably, i could glance through her perfect dentition. wetin concern me, i carried a straight face when she was smiling. Then she said "This is , my first time of shopping in this town oo, so don't blame me i had to make sure I get more foodstuffs as i can". Then I told her I figured, cos I frequent at the bathing shop close by and I don't think I have seen this face before.. ( I said all this with a straight but witty face, while talking but she was smilling out obviously ).

for my mind, TORITSEJU go soon become an inlaw because I wan turn this babe to bay mama... A simp can actually see this babe and assume she is innocent because she looks it and then disarm his pride and treat her like some goddess, but I never made that mistake again. she was hot no doubt but I made her appear lukewarm.... Then I concluded by telling her you stay around i guess? she said she stays with her brother for now and will be leaving the upper week. I didn't bother to ask where cause i already knew but she may be wondering why didn't he ask where..... I now smiled this time and said "see you around rhen" then took my leave.... while I was about to leave, she called me back and asked "pls your name" i told her I'm Kenny (gave her a wrong name) and then I was surprised when she asked this... "Kenny could you please help me pull out this bag of my foodstuff?" i tut to myself no harm then I helped her and while she was thanking me i dashed out of that location.... I never asked for her name, i never asked for her number, I never asked of we could see again.... All i wanted to hear was that she will be leaving next week plus she stays with her brother TORITSEJU.... That's all I needed to hear and she may have wondered why I never asked for those questions. I climbed a bike and told her... See you around... she looked at me with a curious face and nodded in a yes manner...

Went straight to my apartment, now I have to draft out my plans because TORITSEJU stay close to me... (it's just a 3 mins walk)... He made his room a camp nou stadium and lashed peggie there ... I have to make mine Emirates stadium and get ready for the debut against his sister...

but first I have to keep TORITSEJU away..... how do I make that happen?

she leaves next week... so technically I have about 7 days to get TORITSEJU sister to bed and trust me... my time starts now...

(to be continued )

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Romance / Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 7:09am On Apr 04, 2021
Whoever invented that Okafors law needs to be coronated.... Let me bring this to your notice again. The law states that every girl who has been bleeped by an ex before is very likely to be bleeped over and over again. in fact to you the new comer or even the husband. The pvssy becomes a collective field. yh! hahahaha... just the way you have San Siro Stadium be shared by AC Milan and Intermilan.. It definitely happens in most occasions.

Now, in the case of peggie she was practically more ofTORITSEJU ex than myself. Since he bleeped her, he keep bleeping her and i here stories of how she comes weekend to stay all theough at his camp nou... His neighbours were the audience in his stadium, they also testify to the crazy moans that comes out of his camp nou stadium (rooom). I was even told that usually you start hearing moans from 8pm. That was their kick off time. I never cared any longer, i wished I could pay her back by bleeping her real and getting some little compensation for those wasted time for her but it didn't work and I can never go begging. Till this moment as I type this, i couldn't lay her to bed.... IT'S A BITTER LESSON ALL SIMP MUST LEARN.... ONE YOU START WRONGLY YOU MAY NEVER GET IT RIGHT WITH THAT PARTICULAR WOMAN! I had invested more in myself, had a better look, dressed nicely, I was more confidence, gymed up frequently and I was a better version of who I use to be.

I slowly hibernate my interest in bleeping peggie in my mind, i just told myself abeg let her go her way....

Now, usually i like to trim my beards weekends in the cool of the evenings... I had a very excellent report with my barber because he was an Arsenal fan. We talk a lot and that makes him spend time on my hair because of the ever non-ending gist.

as we dey gist, i see one fresh babe wey come close by store wey near the saloon. I sighted her from my rear mirror at the saloon. That looked like TORITSEJU sister and this time she's all alone. sharp sharp i hurry the barber make he stop make i go follow her vibe...

dusted off the hair on my he shoulders and I stepped out seeing the babe on a nearby store buying salad and all those ingredients. She carried a straight serious face even without her seeing me yet. I tut to myself, this one nah the great TORITSEJU sister.... she feel say she sabi all guys prank abi, today I go show am..... because I know for one thing EVERY LADY ARE EMOTIONALLY DULL

(To be continued )

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Romance / Re: This Girl Is Annoying Me So Much, She's Not Answering My Calls Again. by athenswonders: 10:49pm On Apr 03, 2021
GatewayP:
Did you know how much I have spent on hair. For her hair, I will pay, her phone and food money. And yet she is avoiding my calls, I called her now, but she didn't pick it... This is too much for me.


you are asking me if I know how much you spent on her hair?

if you spent half that amount on shaving the hair in your anus, you might have been on ease now...

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Romance / Re: This Girl Is Annoying Me So Much, She's Not Answering My Calls Again. by athenswonders: 10:43pm On Apr 03, 2021
chinchonglee:
You are a big fool!
very big one...
he should be banned for being an e-nuisance.....
seun you might want to consider this option for people like the OP

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Romance / Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 10:28pm On Apr 03, 2021
You all may have watched vampire movies right? you know the feeling of most vampires when they are locked underground for years with no blood. Yeah! Then when released they suddenly get thirsty and are out looking for. ....... BLOOD! You guessed right!!!!

in my case, i was already so furious ready to prove myself..... my confidence steadily grew and I needed more confidence booster by lashing more pussaaay... Remember that fresher i told you I met at the ATM, after lashing her she became emotional and wanted more plus it she wanted my commitment. hahaha! obviously she met me the wrong time. I pounced on that girl puna ceaselessly till i told her I needed some space. yeah I ghosted her completely.

listen people, I've concluded In my heart i was gonna pay these people back... TORITSEJU and PEGGIE... For peggie, i craftily planned and strategize moves to get into her pants... haba! poor me nah.... think am. I had audio dated this girl for about 2 years then, never met her and the only time I met her, she was grinding this close gee di**... it was hell painful. I tried crafting plans to get into her pants. .. she already saw me as a simp...... I wasn't gonna beg her back even tho my intention this time wasn't genuine. she hated me now as a simp,... so i have to cook up a new unexpected approach to get her.... what angered me most was gbenga informed me that e spoke with TORITSEJU about his wrong doings and TORITSEJU said that PEGGIE na experienced okp***.... say she dey whine, they suck banana wella..... he says even tho he discarded her, he still call her periodically for lashing..... it was now more of a friends with benefits stuff....

FOR TORITSEJU , i wanted to pay him back... I honestly had no idea what could hurt him... he doesn't value women, you can't bleep his babe and he will fell hurt.... never! he has even proposed 3some with one of his gees to bleep his girlfriend, is that the kinda guy that would be moved if i bleep his babe. never?

One faithful day in school, we had some career day then... the week was flooded with party..... it was all fun man.... during this time my strain relationship with TORITSEJU was beginning to heal, but I had to fake it honestly. I was still mad within looking for his flaw to strike.

Until good heaven presented me with the opportunity, on the 18th of August 2014, i still remember vividly when I saw a beautiful, tall lady leaving his house..... he escorted her and entered bike with her... she was so pretty. I asked keenly around who was that.... lo and behold. it was TORITSEJU sister. ONLY BABY SISTER.

hahahaha


(To be continued )

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Romance / Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 6:41pm On Apr 03, 2021
vikgreen01:
Na fiction b dis ooo
U claimed piggie Nd the guy were banging Nd u barged in grab him Nd punch him Nd he ran away.. u get him spare key

guy, the door wasn't locked it was just shut..... plus I sometimes follow the backdoor because himself no dey stay alone, so i had a spare key
Romance / Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 5:14pm On Apr 03, 2021
look here people, you know how different people reacts to heartbreak.... some grow breakup beards, others take to alcohol, some they suddenly become philosophers..... I was all of these guys.

The first rule to heartbreak is when you are hurt.... don't curtail your feelings. cry out like a baby... cry really well and remind yourself of the hurt you feel in those tears... Cos it's definitely gonna be the last time ladies will see those tears.

My favourite alcohol then was smirnof vodka... it really helped me through that needed stage in life.... I would drink and talk to myself, i grew a very bushy beard.... I studied books on Aristotle, Socrates and other great philosophers....

I had vowed from that moment never to be a simp.... I had reminisced on the crazy things I did that made me a simp, which were;

1. Bought myself a ring to engage me for peggie

2. Swearing and crying on phone that we would always be together

3. Playing that useless song (you are not alone by Michael Jackson) when I feel i wanted her presence.... (I later deleted those songs sha and replaced it with reggae)

4. Guys did i also mention that I planned getting a tattoo of peggie in my chest.....

I was a full bleeped up simp.....

The good side to me started fading away.... I told gbenga, we can't be friends if you are gonna be a simp or a woman pleaser..... I don't need guys who are emotional slaves to women....

I swore to deal with peggie and TORITSEJU for his betrayal. but first I needed that confidence first and I needed to pounce on some pussaaay for that confidence to come. opportunity presented itself weeks later. one of those new freshers we hope crushed on me and called me a shy dude.... I remember when we were at the ATM stand that night, i saw that same girl.... she always have a way of teasing me when she sees me.... I remember she told me "val you are not trying" i held her by her arm and drew her closer with my other hands on her waist lightly. she was surprised and I told her..... "if you don't want your pants soaked never tell me those words...." then I parted.... she was hell shocked and saw me different from that day. we exchanged numbers while in school, invited her over and we banged a week after.... GENTLEMEN, MY confidence was coming in full.

My next plan was to bang peggie and TORITSEJU girlfriend..... I knew it wouldn't be an easy task.... because TORITSEJU didn't have a particular girl in heart and none would pain him so dearly and for peggie, she had hated me as a simp and I just begged God for a chance to get into that stolen paradise of mine. just to show her.

(to be continued )

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Romance / Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 4:32pm On Apr 03, 2021
THE FINAL EPISODE OF SEASON 1


My relationship with Peggie come get as he be..... we were not talking very frequent as it used it to be. me sef gave her distance a bit.... these time i was always frequenting TORITSEJU house off campus because of the free food i get there as prepared by the array of women with their money. So I was very familiar to his neighbours plus being a notable Arsenal fan, people always see me there and we argue our lives out defending arsenal.

Shockingly my attention was drawn one day a lady came visiting TORITSEJU and that he bleeped the hell outta that the neighbours couldn't sleep that night. This was no biggie to TORITSEJU as he dey blast babe steady for he room. I was like, this dude na bad guy. not surprised anyway. One afternoon, after lectures i was in his apartment and went straight to his kitchen... I was damn hungry (usually we always bump at each others houses )... my eyes was clued to a new vegetable soup and a Semo vita was prepared too with goat meat.... I hurriedly folded my sleeves, helped myself with the food and started eating.... broooo.... it was the sweetest food I've ever eaten. trust me, i tut to myself whoever cooked this food make TORITSEJU take am serious ooo... it was the best meal i had while I school. I slept off after eating the meal and I was at the other spare room.....

suddenly, i heard a knock on the door.... I staggered straight to reach out to know who the person was, opening the door... lo and behold it was a familiar face..... guys it was peggie.... she held in her hands food stuff she brought over to cook and some beverages she apparently gifted TORITSEJU with.

Guysss, wait oo at first I was thinking it wasn't her... I was like I don too miss peggie, so maybe na her face i dey see.... but she called my name and said Val... I was like you know me? and then she dropped the food stuffs and worked out...... I was mad still trynna to console myself if this was true. took out my phone to call the peggie i know but her line was switched off....

Immediately i dashed off to my house and I saw gbenga waiting for me.... he asked why my countenance changed i explained what happened, he doubted and said he isn't sure.... his words were "peggie no fit craze come see TORITSEJU na when she know say u dey school for here.... it's definitely not her"... Guys this was my first time of seeing her live, i was wondering could she really really be this person, plus I tasted her food prepared for another man? I doubted this again...

my mind no rest, i rushed and went to TORITSEJU place that night.... bro he was f**king this girl and she was screaming so loud.... so loud that all neighbours could here...... thereafter i heard shouts in the room, he seem to have pushed the girl away and she was begging him. i entered in full force. gripped TORITSEJU and punched him. he wasn't as physical as me..... he just ran off the apartment that night and for peggie, she told me the words of my life..... "she said this is peggie, we have been seeing before I came visiting him here... I love him and what happened between me and you is past "

i was weak.... same TORITSEJU who beats up and abuses women..?. I was sick for days..... I couldn't bear anymore, i left the apartment for mine and I heard stories of how they kept banging themselves all nights for days before TORITSEJU chased her out....

bro..... this was when the simp in me died...


up next.... MY REACTION TO PEGGIE AND TORITSEJU

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Romance / Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 2:02pm On Apr 03, 2021
We had finished the session for my first year and we were to resume second year... This time i had real plans to renting an apartment off campus... I had gotten a new apartment, very new as i was the first resident and it was a room self contain... it was so new that when packing in, i had to remove some of the cement stains and even nylons on the window slides.... now myself and peggie will have al, the time in the world to finally meet and be together, i thought this to myself. After all I'm renting this apartment and staying alone... no roomie, well except for maybe gbenga periodic visit.

During holidays, i had noticed my talk with peggie faded drastically. she now had the guts not to take my calls and she doesn't even respond. .. when I call her she says was busy and it was as tho i was bugging her. tho she ASSURED me that she MUST be visiting me then, cos she was to write her UTME and will use that as a bait to come, this was what prompted me renting an apartment so we can have all the privacy.

just as I went off campus, TORITSEJU also rented an apartment and it was somehow close to mine.... we had ceased Communication about peggie and to me it was a done deal. I asked if he spoke with peggie via calls and he said never... so it was a done discussion, we came close to each other again as gees...

sometimes I visit TORITSEJU apartment and eat all the be varieties of food in the kitchen because different babes dey come cook for am.

my case between me and peggie was beginning to dwindle like twinkle twinkle little star..... fading away but I painted it to the outside world that I am fine. soon we stopped talking occasionally but i assumed we are all fine.

until this day came, then I found the truth

(to be continued )

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Romance / Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 12:34pm On Apr 03, 2021
My brothers, my mind gree rest..... I don give TORITSEJU the go ahead and in my subconscious mind, na make the 7 days do pass..... From the first day of the seven days (7) i don dey give TORITSEJU close marking, when the guy tie towel wan comot for house, i go ask am... how far? he go just smile tell me make i relax. During these periods i was calling peggie very often and she surprisedly she was even calling me more. we even became very intimate that period of the seven (7) days. we dey sex chat, dey call and it was as if our love was yesterday. gbenga my roomie was helping me to track TORITSEJU movement while me i dey yan steady with peggie.

sometimes I go call peggie ask her where are you? guy that was my frequent question during these seven days oo.....

it can go like this

peggie: good morning love

me: where are you?

no time oo... I dey follow up steady... and if her number mistakenly busy, gbenga go quickly use style check TORITSEJU room whether he dey receive calls.... lol... it was that crazy.

play play.. First day pass, second day, third day, forth day then on the fifth day we here say TORITSEJU travel.... omo my heart cut.. travel go where nah? I come later here say his mum was sick.... guy play play it got to the seventh day and no update.... I ask TORITSEJU how far, he smile say no level.... I felt like a king......

"i talk am nah" i was bragging to my room mate gbenga and TORITSEJU say peggie na trust worthy babe...

I felt so proud.... but yawa come burst when gbenga tell me say peggie and TORITSEJU dey align for phone..... I was like how he take know, he said his room confirmed it..... This time he no dey stay school like that always on the move....

(final story loading )

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Romance / Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 11:38am On Apr 03, 2021
Arsenate:

No, not really. Simps are created by social conditioning. The media, movies, music, feminine influence on boys, etc, all work together to create the army of simps we have.

And hey, Gunners for life, we smashing those walking alone niggas later.

gunners... I sight you.

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Romance / Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 11:37am On Apr 03, 2021
Daniellano:
Interesting! Uncle op can you send me the full PDF... I Want to confirm something grin grin grin

guy this f**king real.... I'm tryna add humor and suspense to the narrative but it doesn't change the fact that it's my personal experience.

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Romance / Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 11:31am On Apr 03, 2021
Okay people, I ask you... What have you heard about the devil? when the devil proposes a deal to you, how do you take it... TORITSEJU was the devil.... but a god-sent devil, sent to deliver me from simphood...

Back to the story.... TORITSEJU has given me the permission to think of his deal and bet.... he said, it's okay if I don't accept it. Lemme remind you, the bet was...

Give me 5 days, i will get peggie over here to see a stranger like me.. and he never requested for her number, all he wanted was just her Facebook username and my permission to strike.

I trusted peggie, i had thought about the beautiful time and promises we made to ourselves in a glance. How she vowed, we will never part ways..... I had also thought about TORITSEJU record.. we nickname him "Camp nou" because he never fails at every target he lays his hands on. Somehow it a tough match for me..... It was an emotional "El Clasico". while I was thinking about TORITSEJU proposal I had discussed that with my room mate, who witnessed the love and calls I made with peggie, he was the closest person that knew how we both felt for each other.... Lol... of course he also knew TORITSEJU record also, who doesn't know it? I was about herding to meet TORITSEJU to refute his proposal when my room mate gbenga told me that I should take the proposal but spells out a clause that ON NO CONDITION SHOULD TORITSEJU BLEEP HER.... I was so mad with my room-mate gbenga.... how can you even say this? so for your mind you believe say e go bleep am.... no be you tell me say this peggie, our love strong and make i hold am tight... are you now beginning to doubt her.... Gbenga smiled back, scratching his head and said "he get why ooo".. just make that terms clear with hi, and that's all... you risk nothing. I took to his advice and met with TORITSEJU and told him I accepted the offer.... He asked if I was sure about this and that he isn't forcing me oo, I told him, I'm sure. I gave him her Facebook details and asked him how many days... he said, LET'S MAKE IT 7 DAYS NOW.... Then I told him should she fall for you and come see you, please no lash her...... he laughed and told me I tut i trusted her.... I told him just incase, but I still trust her.... he assured me he wasn't gonna sleep with her..... people, TORITSEJU ASSURED ME HE WASN'T GONNA SLEEP WITH PEGGIE.... HE F**KING DID.... Then after given him the username he told me, MY TIME STARTS NOW.....

Meanwhile I cheated, I gave peggie a clue that some guy named TORITSEJU stole her Facebook username from my phone and that we were school mate, and that she shouldn't listen to him.... she vowed with her life that she wouldn't even accept his request and that her soul was already sold to me.... repeat it baby? My soul is sold to you baby.... gbam!!! that was it... I was sure TORITSEJU was gonna loose.... but was he?

Guys, we were all anticipating.... all man heart dey pump, gbenga my roomate was also anticipating. It was an EMOTIONAL EL-CLASICO

(to be continued)

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Romance / Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 10:10am On Apr 03, 2021
Remind me people, what is it they say about you cannot advice to two set of people n life..... A yahoo boy wey new pick and a guy that is in love.... The latter was my case people. I've sealed my mind that I was gonna date only peggie and anybody who suggest otherwise will outrightly become my enemy.

Prior to matriculation day, peggie don call me for phone, cried and told me not to let go of her as I don become student cos she has devoted her life and soul in loving me already. I still remember those words.... "i have devoted my soul and life in loving you, i can't step back anymore.... promise me his won't come to an end now that you are a student". Baba, me sef being a simp, moved by those words started crying too oo... Told her I will never let her go, that she is my soul and her heart pants in me.... we come later conclude with that ye ye song by Michael Jackson "you are not alone" and it was so emotional. I had told her I wanted her to come for my matriculation, promised to send her money if she said she's coming. she said I needed not to send money but this her supposed family uncle no go let her comot, but she will try sneak and come because of the love she had for me....

okay nah!! Las las she didn't show up on the matriculation date, but she video called me on that day and it was fun even tho i wanted her present.

While I was in school in the first year , my mind don strong i no dey reason babes at all. I even bought my sef a ring to let the ladies know I'm engaged (i was a real simp sha) pvssies were coming my way and I kept looking the other way.

My calls with peggie started becoming dim, i still call her frequently every day to update on what happens but she doesn't take my calls as often and flashes me to call her back. It was weird of her but i just ignored it off....


During my first year in school, because of how social i was, i had lot of gees and acquaintances and notable among them was a dude called TORITSEJU.... If TORITSEJU was on nairaland he will probably be reading this now. Yes! he is part of my story, very important role he played in this story.

Forgive me Again, Who is TORITSEJU?

He was a notable player in my school and beyond, TORITSEJU can point at any girl at random and give himself 7 days to bang that girl with evidence. He was that good. He doesn't go for low live girls.... he goes for the hottest, even female lecturers.. I've never met a guy as good as him before. He was a god.....

These while, I've been trying to make peggie come over to visit me in my school, she declines because of her repeated excuse..... my family will disown me if I come and remember I'm an orphan. I will then suggest, okay, lemme come over then..... she declines still and say, she will surprise me one of these days..... I was worried, we have known for like 1 year plus at that time but she was reluctant to see me, how weird is this. and when I am about to be angry with her for this.... she presses my mumu button by singing "you are not alone by Michael jackson" then I will join sing with her and then calm down.

Now the great TORITSEJU noticed I had a ring on my finger and asked me if I was engaged... I explained to him I wasn't technically but I have been courting this babe.... he laughed and told me, why haven't we seen her... I told him she is scared to come probably because of the strong tiers and Ill treatment she could get from her family since she's an orphan. He then laughed and said "Is that so, for how long"

Then he proposed a bet to me that he could make her come to Oghara and see him as as a stranger within 5 days.... I refuted and said that's not true, He said when you ready just give me her username on Facebook, that's all.... not even number.

This was gonna be a bet with the greatest TORITSEJU.... I knew his records but I was surer about the love i had with peggie

(to be continued)

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Romance / Re: What Do You Think Is Happening Here? by athenswonders: 9:10am On Apr 03, 2021
Romanoff:
The first picture is that of a girl who fell for the hunger trap.

Always go on a date with your Tfare and money for at least, meat pie.

If you don't have, go on a stroll or other activity that won't make them see you finish.

If you have your money as a woman, there is some rubbish that won't be thrown on you.

Work for your own money.


true advice but many women will always see it as entitlement that he asked me out, so he should be the one paying the bills...

including yourself... so lie keeeeee u there
Romance / Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 8:48am On Apr 03, 2021
Guys I've had a lot of crazy simpy experiences with women... when I flash through the gallery of these experiences in my head I sometimes which I could turn back times and go fix them.... I'm gonna share of my most painful experiences I can never forget in a hurry.

It all started vividly during the champions league football match between Arsenal and AC Milan... I am sure you guys remember right! Arsenal played that match with a white jersey and then we won 2-0 fabregas was one of the goal scorers. I was overjoyed being an Arsenal, I had taken my excitement to this babe I've been courting online (knew her through the then Eskimi site ), out of excitement i called her and asked her out then she said YES! Dude it was a double exciting night for me. Arsenal had won and My virtual girlfriend said Yes.... I felt like a king.

Forgive my manners pls;

A quick background to this girl. Her name was peggie (the name she calls herself tho) and she hails from Delta state. Urhobo by tribe and she claimed she stayed with her uncle because he was to sponsor her education. she looked really pitiful and helpless to me, one of the reasons I liked her and tut i have found this special one.

At the peak of free night calls, those years we will spend time calling over the phone at night. Would talk for hours. I would sing "you are not alone by Michael Jackson" to her and she will sing "speechless" to me. we were so into ourselves, That was the very time i was sourcing for admission, got admission to UNN snubbed it, and accepted Delta State Uni Admission, because of ......... ? you guessed right, PEGGIE

Finally I will meet her, i thought to myself. our love will become reality. I shall be her king and she shall be my queen..... Funny thin be say i no even dey reason lash the babe that time, I was just thinking i will preserve her and we would love ourselves together and get married. we sometimes talked and joked about how many kids we would have and how she will be the best mom to us...

guys when I broke the good news to peggie about my admission in delta state, she was hell happy. Finally, we would see and be together she said.

(To be continued)

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Romance / My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 7:45am On Apr 03, 2021
it's been said that majority of guys are simp by nature, in fact in attesting to this, it was further hinted that about 50% of guys are simp. I completely disagree because a greater percentile of that 50% are simp and it's worrisome because it increases everyday. Instances dey now.... Recently a supposed dude of mine, knowingly married a runs girl (we tendered proofs) and then he went telling this babe that his friends were out to ruin his relationship. Las las they are married but I can't say happily. because he marry her 7 months ago and they don drop twins.... went for the DNA and boom, none are his kids.....

by the way, let me not deter this topic.... cos I'm gonna be talking about my experiences still as a simp... I would be abused, insulted, but trust me that simping was at my juvenile and it lasted to my university days which was about 8 years ago.

so grab those pop corn and stay along..... I shall be segmenting this post and let's feel free to communicate and share our experiences too....


see you in the next post.... throw in the likes so I commence.....

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Romance / Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by athenswonders: 11:19pm On Apr 02, 2021
bestpunterever:
The problem of this country was cause by a simp


and if you check am well... I no sure say lord Lugard lash floral shaw oo
Romance / Re: No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by athenswonders: 11:19pm On Apr 02, 2021
saladinnoir:


grin grin grin grin why is this so funny��


tut of this today while swallowing my fufu and my soup got exhausted then I thought to myself why is this country hard..... lo and behold, the simp flashed to my head like a prophesy....


I had to fold the remaining santana in my pocket and walked out of the restaurant, thinking to myself

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Romance / No! No!! No!!! Don't Tell Me That.... Lord Lugard Was A Simp by athenswonders: 6:41pm On Apr 02, 2021
The invention of simping came from Lord Lugard, he dared told his girl friend flora shaw to name this country as a romantic toast....

then she named it Nigeria...

Gentle men and ladies, na there problem start ooo

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Religion / Re: PARADOX: Why Did God Sacrifice His Son Instead Of Just Killing Satan ? by athenswonders: 1:54pm On Apr 02, 2021
khiaa:
Do you guys truly believe in the Resurrection?

hey.... it's been ages.. where have you been? may I PM you pls..

and to answer your question, honestly I don't know what to believe, the world is flooded with secrets and indoctrination
Romance / Re: Man From Delta State Set To Wed Two Women On Same Day...see Their Pre-wedding Ph by athenswonders: 12:09pm On Apr 02, 2021
mytime24:
3some pro max
you should join them don't you think?
so it will be 4some pro max...

Ewu
Romance / Re: How Many Nigerian Women Can Do This (graphic Image) by athenswonders: 5:17pm On Apr 01, 2021
juju worshippers like myself can kill goat, chicken, pig, anything at all..... it's our calling.
Travel / Re: Polish Student Visa by athenswonders: 10:41pm On Dec 27, 2020
Please what school is that ?



Hardefillar1:


Yes
It stated the duration, amount per month and coverage(accommodation, electricity, water and internet).
Travel / Re: Polish Student Visa by athenswonders: 10:38pm On Dec 27, 2020
Please what school is that?


Babbbbbbbbby:
yes, my school offered accommodation. They have their own hostels and it was noted in my acceptance letter.
Travel / Re: Polish Student Visa by athenswonders: 11:47pm On Dec 12, 2020
Bro, you stay in the same city with me... If you don't mind, we can meet up


Alex246:
pls I don't understand what u mean by I should include my sch address to my documents.

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