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Crime / Re: Flipcash by Audraey(f): 5:52pm On Aug 07, 2019
I just got a request now from a lady on IG.. And all I could see on her profile are screenshots of money transferred and interactions with people that flipped. And pesin like me wey dey always verify things to be sure of its authenticity, I came straight to Google.. Now that I'm enlightened, let me continue and see if I can scam my scammer ��

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nigerian 3d Animation And Digital Arts Industry Are We Growing? by Audraey(f): 9:38pm On Feb 26, 2016
KenNwadiogbu:
So you guys are talking about 3D? What do you think about mine

Is this really your work? It's scarce seeing Nigerians exhibiting artworks. Contact or visit this blog http://audraeys..com, they promote Art
Romance / Re: No Sex Till Marriage: 4 Major Challenges by Audraey(f): 9:32pm On Dec 04, 2015
Personally, I stay away from Sex cos it makes me feel pure. Not that I'm ignorant or any sort but it gives me the mind and heart to still go into God's presence. So that when I sing 'I lift up Holy hands..', I sing with all surety, with all cleanness.

And if I get into marriage now, i'll still have 5years, which would be enough to learn all sexual things.

It's between I and God.

I think a good way to no involve in sexual activities before marriage is 'COVENANT'. Make a covenant between you and God. A covenant that you would fear enough.
Romance / Re: No Sex Till Marriage: 4 Major Challenges by Audraey(f): 9:22pm On Dec 04, 2015
So many people fornicate just because they want to feel among. Others do it because they feel it's a normal way of life. Our fathers, they never did such, yet they stayed married, longer than these generation. And all these medical things (painful sexual intercourse) never prevented them from staying married and having kids. Afterall, I believe there are drugs to sustain such persons.

Why start something now, when you have a lot of years to have it to yourself. Definitely you must get tired in between.


Simple, wait! Abstain!! After marriage, you would have enough of it
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji, Tonto Dikeh, Genevieve Nnaji & Yvonne Nelson Goes Bald by Audraey(f): 9:07pm On Nov 15, 2015
Lol cheesy, Tonto Dike looks like an Alien
Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Phyno For Asking Them To Pray For Paris by Audraey(f): 9:00pm On Nov 15, 2015
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Harkynkunle:
Seriously the #Pray For France of a thing is getting annoying... Sincerely there isn't anything bad praying for France... but d question is how many times has a French Man/Woman willingly upload on his/her facebook, Instagram/ tweeter page...#Pray for Nigeria...
We Africans are the one taking ourselves for granted... This Pray for France of a thing to a long extent still shows d gullibility state of some Nigerians.....
We've given so much accolade to d Whites, d@'z y they still come here and maltreat us

This is Paris support for the return of the Chibok Girls. Stop running your mouth. Do research before talking.

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Literature / Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by Audraey(f): 10:33pm On Oct 25, 2015
ClassCaptain:


EPISODE FINALE

I lost d 40k bet.i lost 250 thousand naira plus d Gifts ,clothes and shoes Found in mrs akorowem car which obviously she was bringing for me

I lost my fine boy face as even if it did heal up,d deep scar would still be visible, i lost four of my closest and most trusted friends,i lost my gateman,i lost my home ,i lost my education, my chances of ever getting pussy again ,marry or even give birth.

Greatest of all ,what even caused all dis trouble in d first place, I lost inchinbong's pussy ..i could care less about her death if i had bleeped her already before the Devil came.

I Laid in the accused box.All hope lost,weak from d beatings and extreme torture from d police officers while in detention,broken by the severe pain and bleeding in my asshole after several assaults in my short time in d prison by numerous Hot prison mates,shattered by d betrayal of friends and most trusted associates and haunted by the deeds of my turbulent past.

, I looked back to see the Face of my anxious and scared Beautiful Mother, as the Judge,gathered his papers to announce d Final judgement after enough time of investigation and argument..

" After the various arguments by the counsels and the evidence and witnesses brought to the notice of the court which all have been properly examined and checked to follow constitutional procedures in fairness,equity and good justice ,this is my judgment,










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.It does not matter whether i go to prison..It does not matter when i am released to go free..Neither does it matter whether i am going to be killed..None of these will transform me.The real lessons God wanted me to learn i have learned..I have learnt not to trust.i have learned to desist from a wayward life and most inportantly,i have learnt that no matter what.God is in Control..

.I have leant my lessons and the purpose of what i went through as been served
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I could only think of one thing as the Judge readied his paper and was about to pronounce my fate ..NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS",GOD IS IN CONTROL .




THE END.

Lol. I read this post as a guest, I followed through buh couldn't finish up. I also wanted to check your profile buh as I wasn't a member, I couldn't. Today, I rejoined Nairaland (as a blogger, i'd want to use all social forms of getting known). I had to go through my browser history to find when I read your story, I opened and now I've finished it up. Nice write. Hope you have a book?
Religion / Re: Does The Bible Support Abortion? Numbers Chapter 5 by Audraey(f): 8:23pm On Oct 25, 2015
Secondly, away from the long note up. It wasn't about abortion. It was about cleansing the woman's belly from the filthiness of her unfaithfulness. As far as it was never recorded that the lady conceived due to her unfaithfulness, don't just post blindly.

As at then, the swelling of her bowels and falling of her tighs is just to enable people know that she cheated on her husband.
Religion / Re: Does The Bible Support Abortion? Numbers Chapter 5 by Audraey(f): 8:16pm On Oct 25, 2015
Before you conclude, why not verify from different versions? Numbers 5 wasn't talking about abortion. It never said the woman was pregnant. Also, try to move up, I mean read maybe like 5 verses before and after.

Numbers 5:11-31 is all about protecting marital faithfulness.

Lemme post some versions here starting from verse 11-31;

NLT; Numbers 5:11-31
And the lord said to Moses, “Give the following instructions to the people of Israel.“Suppose a man’s wife goes astray, and she is unfaithful to her husband and has sex with another man, but neither her husband nor anyone else knows about it. She has defiled herself, even though there was no witness and she was not caught in the act. If her husband becomes jealous and is suspicious of his wife and needs to know whether or not she has defiled herself, the husband must bring his wife to the priest. He must also bring an offering of two quarts of barley flour to be presented on her behalf. Do not mix it with olive oil or frankincense, for it is a jealousy offering—an offering to prove whether or not she is guilty. “The priest will then present her to stand trial before the lord. He must take some holy water in a clay jar and pour into it dust he has taken from the Tabernacle floor. When the priest has presented the woman before the lord, he must unbind her hair and place in her hands the offering of proof—the jealousy offering to determine whether her husband’s suspicions are justified. The priest will stand before her, holding the jar of bitter water that brings a curse to those who are guilty. The priest will then put the woman under oath and say to her, ‘If no other man has had sex with you, and you have not gone astray and defiled yourself while under your husband’s authority, may you be immune from the effects of this bitter water that brings on the curse. But if you have gone astray by being unfaithful to your husband, and have defiled yourself by having sex with another man—’ “At this point the priest must put the woman under oath by saying, ‘May the people know that the lord’s curse is upon you when he makes you infertile, causing your womb to shrivel and your abdomen to swell. Now may this water that brings the curse enter your body and cause your abdomen to swell and your womb to shrivel.’ And the woman will be required to say, ‘Yes, let it be so.’ And the priest will write these curses on a piece of leather and wash them off into the bitter water. He will make the woman drink the bitter water that brings on the curse. When the water enters her body, it will cause bitter suffering if she is guilty. “The priest will take the jealousy offering from the woman’s hand, lift it up before the lord, and carry it to the altar. He will take a handful of the flour as a token portion and burn it on the altar, and he will require the woman to drink the water. If she has defiled herself by being unfaithful to her husband, the water that brings on the curse will cause bitter suffering. Her abdomen will swell and her womb will shrink, and her name will become a curse among her people. But if she has not defiled herself and is pure, then she will be unharmed and will still be able to have children. “This is the ritual law for dealing with suspicion. If a woman goes astray and defiles herself while under her husband’s authority, or if a man becomes jealous and is suspicious that his wife has been unfaithful, the husband must present his wife before the lord, and the priest will apply this entire ritual law to her. The husband will be innocent of any guilt in this matter, but his wife will be held accountable for her sin.”

AMP; Numbers 5:11-31
And the Lord said to Moses, Say to the Israelites, If any man's wife goes astray and commits an offense of guilt against him, And a man lies with her carnally, and it is hidden from the eyes of her husband and it is kept secret though she is defiled, and there is no witness against her nor was she taken in the act, And if the spirit of jealousy comes upon him and he is jealous and suspicious of his wife who has defiled herself–or if the spirit of jealousy comes upon him and he is jealous and suspicious of his wife though she has not defiled herself– Then shall the man bring his wife to the priest, and he shall bring the offering required of her, a tenth of an ephah of barley meal; but he shall pour no oil upon it nor put frankincense on it [symbols of favor and joy], for it is a cereal offering of jealousy and suspicion, a memorial offering bringing iniquity to remembrance. And the priest shall bring her near and set her before the Lord. And the priest shall take holy water [probably from the sacred laver] in an earthen vessel and take some of the dust that is on the floor of the tabernacle and put it in the water. And the priest shall set the woman before the Lord, and let the hair of the woman's head hang loose, and put the meal offering of remembrance in her hands, which is the jealousy and suspicion offering. And the priest shall have in his hand the water of bitterness that brings the curse. Then the priest shall make her take an oath, and say to the woman, If no man has lain with you and if you have not gone astray to uncleanness with another instead of your husband, then be free from any effect of this water of bitterness which brings the curse. But if you have gone astray and you are defiled, some man having lain with you beside your husband, Then the priest shall make the woman take the oath of the curse, and say to the woman, The Lord make you a curse and an oath among your people when the Lord makes your thigh fall away and your body swell. May this water that brings the curse go into your bowels and make your body swell and your thigh fall away. And the woman shall say, So let it be, so let it be. The priest shall then write these curses in a book and shall wash them off into the water of bitterness; And he shall cause the woman to drink the water of bitterness that brings the curse, and the water that brings the curse shall enter into her [to try her] bitterly. Then the priest shall take the cereal offering of jealousy and suspicion out of the woman's hand and shall wave the offering before the Lord and offer it upon the altar. And the priest shall take a handful of the cereal offering as the memorial portion of it and burn it on the altar, and afterward shall cause the woman to drink the water. And when he has made her drink the water, then if she is defiled and has committed a trespass against her husband, the curse water which she drank shall be bitterness and cause her body to swell and her thigh to fall away, and the woman shall be a curse among her people. But if the woman is not defiled and is clean, then she shall be free [from the curse] and be able to have children. This is the law of jealousy and suspicion when a wife goes aside to another instead of her husband and is defiled, Or when the spirit of jealousy and suspicion comes upon a man and he is jealous and suspicious of his wife; then shall he set the woman before the Lord, and the priest shall execute on her all this law. The [husband] shall be free from iniquity and guilt, and that woman [if guilty] shall bear her iniquity.

GNT; Numbers 5:11-31
The Lord commanded Moses to give the Israelites the following instructions. It may happen that a man becomes suspicious that his wife is unfaithful to him and has defiled herself by having intercourse with another man. But the husband may not be certain, for his wife may have kept it secret—there was no witness, and she was not caught in the act. Or it may happen that a husband becomes suspicious of his wife, even though she has not been unfaithful. ... In either case the man shall take his wife to the priest. He shall also take the required offering of two pounds of barley flour, but he shall not pour any olive oil on it or put any incense on it, because it is an offering from a suspicious husband, made to bring the truth to light. The priest shall bring the woman forward and have her stand in front of the altar. He shall pour some holy water into a clay bowl and take some of the earth that is on the floor of the Tent of the Lord's presence and put it in the water to make it bitter. Then he shall loosen the woman's hair and put the offering of flour in her hands. In his hands the priest shall hold the bowl containing the bitter water that brings a curse. Then the priest shall make the woman agree to this oath spoken by the priest: “If you have not committed adultery, you will not be harmed by the curse that this water brings. But if you have committed adultery, may the Lord make your name a curse among your people. May he cause your genital organs to shrink and your stomach to swell up. May this water enter your stomach and cause it to swell up and your genital organs to shrink.”The woman shall respond, “I agree; may the Lord do so.” Then the priest shall write this curse down and wash the writing off into the bowl of bitter water. Before he makes the woman drink the water, which may then cause her bitter pain, the priest shall take the offering of flour out of the woman's hands, hold it out in dedication to the Lord, and present it on the altar. Then he shall take a handful of it as a token offering and burn it on the altar. Finally, he shall make the woman drink the water. If she has committed adultery, the water will cause bitter pain; her stomach will swell up and her genital organs will shrink. Her name will become a curse among her people. But if she is innocent, she will not be harmed and will be able to bear children. This is the law in cases where a man is jealous and becomes suspicious that his wife has committed adultery. The woman shall be made to stand in front of the altar, and the priest shall perform this ritual. ... The husband shall be free of guilt, but the woman, if guilty, must suffer the consequences.


Lemme stop here for now. My network isn't allowing me view other versions properly. Don't just read the bible on the surface but study and understand what it means. Some words may mean otherwise but in relation.

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