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Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Regreted Wooing A Girl? by austinozuo: 8:58am On Aug 04, 2014
Yess.it happened when she was playing the hard to get game with me,after playing the game for 6 months with me,she decided to say YES...i dump her immediately after that word came out from her mouth..bitch feeling she is gold for me to dig deep to get....

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Jokes Etc / Effect Of Ebola In My Area by austinozuo: 6:01pm On Jul 30, 2014
REPORT THE EFFECT OF "EBOLA" IN UR
AREA.
IN MY AREA
* Girls no longer hug their guys, the
highest they give nowadays is 45`
instead of the normal 360`.
* Guys are now afraid to shake their
fellow guys instead they throw way
salutes like soldiers.(Na their fault?)
* People now wear long sleave
sweaters, headcovers, and trousers
while entering buses and taxi no
matter how hot the weather is.. (See
as Naija take turn Europe o)..
* Neighbours, even family members
become suspects at the slightest sign
of illness..(the one wey nearly make
my neighbour go call health officers
for me because say I sneeze 2 times
today).
* The aboki that sells suya beside our
house dey chop Him suya himself
these days because even the suya is
a suspect (Who wan die?)
*my guy go hospital come dey complain say body dey do am somehow an he want to do Ebola test..Doctor live am run away from d hospital
*Nigeria Police don't arrest People by
Themselves anymore, if You commit
any Crime just do the arresting by
Yourself.(Just Handcuff yourself come
station, use ur hand by urself enter
Cell)
* My friend is no longer dating our
Neighbor's Daughter called BOLA

Family / Why Do Most Married Couples Dont Kiss In Public by austinozuo: 2:04am On Jul 23, 2014
Goodmorning pals...
I just felt like we should discuss this topic ooo...
i have noticed that couples kiss during their wedding ceremony,but after that day i dont see couples kissing publicly anymore.
Is it that they are shy or what?
if they can kiss in front of kids on their wedding day,why are they shy kissing their spouse publicly after that day na?...cos as for me,i would kiss my wife anywhere whether in the market place,compound,street,road,bus etc cos she is my wife and we are one...
plz share ur view on this pals....[b][/b]

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