Thank you

CareerBegger:
I will mention you on the right thread

Hello friends, I am a first time mom, and I have witness a lot of first that I would love to share with the whole world.
I intend to start a YouTube channel and constantly update on Nairaland as well. Please moms in the house, i need help with topics or areas of concern for discussion. I wanted to start with facial changes that occur in pregnacy and how to manage pregnancy as a working mom. what do you all think?

you are right man. I cried alot too. even while watching the news. its funny now, thinking about it. You seem to be an understanding man. God bless you.

MejiLoyon:
Weird cravings
*For goodness sake how the hell am I going to get party rice? As in she literally asked me to go and get party rice. The down pot side. The first time I thought it was a joke I asked on caterer to cook it with firewood. She shouted at me and said that one from the party has a particular taste. The next time she said it I literally had to drive around looking for ikomo. I was lucky.
* Emotions haywire. Person go just wake up for night start to cry. Oya Wetin dey make you cry she says nothing. She just wants to cry. Egbami...who will wake up just to cry nitori oloun.
* Question. Baby wey dey belle dey shop? If I mistakenly leave my ATM I'm dead. I go just dey see alert. Gbaun gbaun gbaun. Wetin na. Says it helps her to relax. Madam find another thing take relax na. I don dey get hypertension

So many others I no fit type. At the end it's worth it. One of the reasons is that the rate at which marriages collapse nowadays , the kids might be the only thing you gain from it. But it's worth it

HEHEHEHEHEH
I trust naira land

MejiLoyon:
No need, we go update am for you

The reason why I had to write this post is to enlighten the newly weds, the first time dads and the single ladies who haven't smelt pregnancy before.
Firstly, I am a mom, so I know exactly what i am talking about.
Pregnancy is a long process, for women, it gets to a point where you are entirely tired and just want to get over with it.

1. The inability to sleep well. For me, sleeping on one side was very uncomfortable and to say the least, it was annoying. who the hell sleeps in a restricted position for almost 10 months without going crazy? even prisoners can toss and turn in bed. So you see, when madam wakes up cranky and dull, its not because she wants to suffer you, or she's being lazy. The truth is that she could barely have a good night rest. and it gets worse because even though she takes a nap, same wahala. so dear complainers, put yourself in her shoes.

2. The inability to deal with your appetite. lord! I was one of those pregnant women who never had appetite for one fruit and one food. I can eat amala from morning to night, and I'm Ibo. it was crazy and funny. worse of all these is that I couldn't enter my kitchen, because anytime I put pot on the fire and attempt to cook, the entire smell from my kitchen takes me back to square 1. I wanted to eat amala everyday and I hated rice with passion. dear complainers, imagine having to throw up every time you eat, imagine feeling nauseous all day. shey you see its not easy?

3. Sex was disgusting to me, and i wonder why many people talk about how its good for pregnant women. mtcheeeew! that was the last thing on my mind. It was just very uncomfortable and I was barely involved. I know there are men out there that are shouting at their wives now, complaining about their sex lives etc. Oga be calming down, you sound like a fucking monster. You lack understanding and empathy. I'm not saying that a pregnant woman should starve her husband o, but the fact that its not very regular and interesting shouldn't be enough reason for you to be rude to her.

4. she forgot something you said to her just this morning? and you are angry? LOL... you never see anything...
...... I will be back guys, im at work. to be updated soon.

when I first came to Abuja, I noticed that there was a huge gap in the available taxis and the number of passengers on the road. But thankfully, I noticed that alot of private car owners would carry passengers who are going along their destinations, such as Banex, wuse, nicon junction, area 1, garki, AYA, secretariat etc
Now, a taxi driver survives by carrying passengers here and there, so in this era of fuel scarcity, it is understandable that since they have to share their market with private car owners, and pay their dues, as well as the cost of fuel, they may increase their fare from 200 to 250 per trip.
But you, yes you that have a 9 - 5 claiming to be a big man, insisting that we must enter your car with our change, why did you increase yours as well? abi you don join road transport workers ni? abi you bought your tickets this morning ni?
You all should stop being bloody greedy. and behave yourselves. until agboro start to catch una and ask for your members card, una no go calm down, at least so that when they catch you, your passengers can quickly claim friends and family.
yeye! mtcheeeew

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

wahala. Nigeria which one.

Hi,

na wa o, i cant wait for bokom haram to be defeated in Nigeria. God please heal our land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCBgl7t_T90&feature=youtu.be

this one go pain them wella. buahahahah

Beautiful lady, but those other pictures are scarry.

but why?