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Politics / Re: Obiano Dethrones 3 Traditional Rulers, Reinstates 5 Others by Baiser(m): 9:00pm On Dec 18, 2020
AreaFada2:

Question is how many people even know or see any impact of their LGA chairman or ward councillor?
As developed as Japan, UK, Holland, Belgium, Luxembourg, Monaco, Denmark, Sweden and Norway, they still have monarchs as part of their culture.

Theirs is not as grotesque as Nigerias, they all have a single head. But here we have first class kings, second class kings and even third class kings...

Too much confusion.
Politics / Re: Obiano Dethrones 3 Traditional Rulers, Reinstates 5 Others by Baiser(m): 7:07pm On Dec 18, 2020
We like bastardizing our culture.


But whats d job of a commissioner for chieftancy affairs?

What's the job of royal fathers when we have ward councillors, local govt chairman e..t.c
Family / Re: Fear Enugu Boys. Must A Lady Have Sex With You When She Spends The Night? by Baiser(m): 8:45pm On Dec 17, 2020
U no get bed for house?

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Celebrities / Re: Khalid Al Ameri, Family Bid Ugandan Nanny Farewell (Video) by Baiser(m): 1:25pm On Dec 17, 2020
She never lacked anything, but her hair is unkempt...

Like??

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Properties / Re: Banana Island In Lagos Is A Billionaire’s Paradise by Baiser(m): 5:05pm On Dec 15, 2020
greymiles:

Shut up
Even ur so called Banana island, we have almost bought all the lands and houses there
We account for 80 of home owners there and that’s the fact

cheesy cheesy cheesy we we we
Your mtn bonus data will finish now.
Politics / Re: How Zulum Was Trapped In ‘Catch-22 Situation’ Over Praise For Buhari by Baiser(m): 10:39am On Dec 15, 2020
Chii59:

Talking from both sides of your mouth cheesy cheesy

Because no one except govt themselves is privy to all the info.

We can't believe everything we read on paper, every journalist including everyone else is biased
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2020 Recruitment by Baiser(m): 8:38am On Dec 15, 2020
Praise the lord.

I am among the lucky ones to see
Today.

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Politics / Re: How Zulum Was Trapped In ‘Catch-22 Situation’ Over Praise For Buhari by Baiser(m): 8:34am On Dec 15, 2020
Tbh, he is right.

Under Jonathan, everyday naa bombing and kidnapping.

Things improved under Buhari, even though the guy is so annoying and tribalistic.

We the masses also have to consider the opposition angle.

Why did the kidnapping occur when buhari is in Katsina.

Is it a calculated effort to embarrass him?

Many things occur underground that the masses don't know.

However I wish Buhari could resign and place more capable people in the posts.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2020 Recruitment by Baiser(m): 10:59pm On Dec 14, 2020
We shaa like stressing ourselves.

That's how I was praying to God to prevent me from meeting any fine girl at the exam center.

I had crammed all the CGI from 1958 to 2020, including all other info like when they left police, when they started using CGI. e.t.c

I have weakness for chocolate skinned, neat, figure 8 girls.

Immediately I reached the center like dis, exactly my spec just strolled daintly to queue in my front.

I was already sweating because I know my tongue wants to talk, and if I open my mouth peren, everything I have crammed have gone.

Miracle now happen, they separated boys and girls.

I was happy untill I enter hall,

The girl was sitting exactly next to me.

Haaaa, alakoba maa lomo yii shaa....

The girl made to ask me something, I can't even remember what she asked, but...

I started sweating and reciting what I had crammed like quaran.

Omo, I embarrassed myself that day...

I hope we both make it to camp, so I can explain myself.... Damilola I crammed your name oohhh.... Ti e ba e...

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Health / Re: My Experience With Sleep Paralysis by Baiser(m): 4:41pm On Dec 11, 2020
dimexy247:
First of all, your use of English is highly bad.

Mr. Professor in english, yours is terrible.

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Family / Re: What Can One Take To Stay Hard And Last Long In Bed? Mature Response Pls by Baiser(m): 6:13am On Dec 11, 2020
ptoall1000:
What can one take to stay hard and last long in bed?

Watermelon.... Eat it, then Chew the seed 3 hours before your girl comes.

Now during the act.....
*Start slow
*Rub her clit gently or roughly depends on how she want it.
*Relax, breathe... Make conscious controlled breaths.
*If you feel like cumming, stop, pull out and rub her clit.
Then continue if you calm down.


Make sure you come back to thank me.

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Romance / Re: I Finally Took A Bold Step Against My Step-dad by Baiser(m): 7:24pm On Dec 10, 2020
BaddieFreak:
Sequel.

Former thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/6300083/step-dad-maltreating-mom-confused



Lol
You step dad naa wimp
Dem suppose tear the man slap first.

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Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done For Love? by Baiser(m): 5:08pm On Dec 10, 2020
uncleck:

At a point I decided to celibate. Along the line my finances crashed. I'm as lonely and broke as fvck right now


Exactly what happened to me, was fucking depressed cos all this girls are fucking untrustworthy.

Went back to my babe though, because I was the one that brokeup with her. Got her back from one soldier.

What do you do right now?

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Politics / Re: JUST IN: Navy Declares 43 Personnel Wanted For Desertion by Baiser(m): 4:25pm On Dec 09, 2020
Doraty1:

The deserted Officers include, L.O Chiegboka (SVC NN/3764. Ship: NOP Lake Chad), O.S. Itodo (SVC 5872F. Ship: NNH Warri), Anthony E.S. (SVC 18870. Ship: NNS Delta), Yusuf A. (SVC X15018. Ship: NNS Partfinder) Brown I.E (SVC X15545. Ship: NNH Warri) and Adiele S.C (SVC X15782. Ship: NNS SOROH)

Others are, Armstrong K, (SVC 7553. Ship: NNS PARTFINDER), Hassan A. (SVC X7542. Ship NNS PARTFINDER) and Osazuwa G (SVC X15831. Ship: NHQ),
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

See their names..
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Bags Award From King’s College London by Baiser(m): 1:56pm On Dec 09, 2020
Where is Ganduje's award ooh,

We, the good people of kano are going to sue that American University.

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Romance / Re: Worst Thing You’ve Found, From Checking Your Partner’s Phone by Baiser(m): 1:37pm On Dec 09, 2020
Theboy21:
Why will you check her phone, when premium tears is confirm cheesy cheesy

Its better to check the phone now, and get premium tears, than later and get platinum certified tears.

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Romance / Re: The Secrets And Life Of A Yahoo Boy (Part 2) by Baiser(m): 1:28pm On Dec 09, 2020
Badassm:
Who go teach me work, I go pay
so

How much?
Crime / Re: Police Uncover Ritualist Den Operated By Siblings In Osun by Baiser(m): 10:18am On Dec 09, 2020
shizzle11:
o[s]de....okija is only a traditional shrine and not a ritualist house. Arent you thousand of shrines in yoroobaland?

I bet this dumbo doesnt know there is a difference between a shrine and a ritual house.

This is what free education has done to you suffersticated moro_ns[/s]

I know you were not yet born when okija shrine was discovered.

I understand that you are blinded by ethnic bigotry, but a shrine that is house to hundreds of dead bodies is a ritualist house.
I know your peanut sized brain cant comprehend and
I would have told you to ask your useless father, but I am sure your puta of a mother doesn't know who impregnated her to produce a bastard like you.

You can deduce how useless you presently are.
Useless to the society
Useless to your dysfunctional family
Useless to yourself.

I would advice you stop wasting the human body and relinquish it to the earth, at least maggots can't tell between a useless body and a useful one
Crime / Re: Police Uncover Ritualist Den Operated By Siblings In Osun by Baiser(m): 7:57am On Dec 09, 2020
Omihanifa:
Osun State is notorious for this kind of news
Ritual killings and human sacrifice is like a way of life in Osun State especially in areas like Ikoyi ile, Osogbo,Iwo, and iragbiji( jokes apart)

Every week, there are reports of one ritual killing or the other.

Although ritual crimes cut across almost all regions in the country, they are more pronounced in Osun State ( NO BEEF ) maybe due to the influx of Yahoo boys angry undecided

The difference is because youruba people will expose you not cover it up like easterners.

If Okija shrine was in Osun state, it would have been burnt immediately.

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Crime / Re: Police Uncover Ritualist Den Operated By Siblings In Osun by Baiser(m): 7:55am On Dec 09, 2020
Vikkoh:


I stopped reading when I got to that part.
Na their work. You can't dispute the fact.

You forget okija shrine?

Yoruba people will call u out when wrong, not praise/hide evil like easterners

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2020 Recruitment by Baiser(m): 6:07pm On Dec 08, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:

(1) According to this info (For Immigration), then we are having an Average of 120 Candidates per state (FCT inclusive) that will make it to Training... Upon further Assumption, then there shouldn't be Nothing less than 20 B.Sc holders that will Make it to Training Per State... That still sounds very Interesting actually

(2) If the Next stage of the Screening is to Start on the 15th, then Max by Saturday this Week, The Shortlist should be Out grin grin grin....

Making Sense

Thats how I did NNPC exam, all the way to the interview in abuja.. They were even congratulating me. Those examiners... Lol.
8 months later, nothing....

I will suggest you go on with your life and don't wait for this.
I hope you get invited, if you aren't, it will be easy to move on.

Hope for the best, expect the worst.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Immigration Service 2020 Recruitment by Baiser(m): 6:04pm On Dec 08, 2020
Nairamotive:



Sometimes I ask myself, why will an employer invite 20 person for just a single post instead of inviting at Max. 5 candidate
I can never do this as an employer..
At least to save some peoples time and energy

Lop, you have not seen people that will saying they have first class, but can't speak english?

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Politics / Re: 'I Cannot Cry More Than The Bereaved' - Nigerians Blast Zulum by Baiser(m): 1:23pm On Dec 08, 2020
We are too dumb in this country.
Too quick to vilify.


He said according to records.
This is true.
When GEJ was president.
1. There were bombings almost daily in Abuja, borno and other states.
2. Bokoharam had a whole town and states under its command.
3. Mercenaries had to be deployed.
4. Chibok girls were kidnapped.

This same governor told Buhari his service chiefs were deceiving him.
Requested mercenaries.

As long as he refers to the bokoharam debacle, he is right, fearless and a good leader.

Please let us think and not be deceived by mere propaganda.



Ye

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Technology Market / Re: I need a writer by Baiser(m): 9:49am On Dec 08, 2020
40k per card?
Romance / Re: My Experience As A Bar Man In A Lagos Brothel . ( Life lesson) by Baiser(m): 8:20am On Dec 08, 2020
Tiepor angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Teenager Who Beheaded French Teacher Gets Hero's Funeral, Street Named After Him by Baiser(m): 9:58pm On Dec 07, 2020
officialsaw01:
Four FTC in a row within a day!!!

Ode!!, better apply for job on NL.


Please seun restrict age for registration naa
Politics / Re: Kano Hisbah Arrests 178 Beggars by Baiser(m): 9:53pm On Dec 07, 2020
MISSCONGENIALITY:
That's their profession nah. People beg for a living and even build houses with money from begging. All na work..e no easy to beg grin

They will even come with umbrella.

I saw one running from a mad cow the other day, I think say naa joke...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Successful Nigeria Immigration Service Applicants: Share Your Experience by Baiser(m): 9:51pm On Dec 07, 2020
elantraceey:


Thanks. Did you get shortlisted too?

Yes.
Did my exam today.
Celebrities / Re: Nengi: How I Got Into Davido’s 'Jowo' Music Video by Baiser(m): 4:07pm On Dec 07, 2020
I will take this with a pinch of salt

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Crime / Re: A Nairalander Almost Mobbed Today Amid Okada Riders/Danfo Drivers Clash by Baiser(m): 4:05pm On Dec 07, 2020
Lol, as long as your camera no spoil....


But seriously, you were lucky... Those bike people dey be like ants.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Immigration Computer Based Test:share Your Experience. by Baiser(m): 2:44pm On Dec 07, 2020
Those that wrote, share oohh.

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