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Food / Re: How Many Fufu Can You Finish? by BallingGuy: 6:16pm On Feb 15
After my !gbo, I will effortlessly consume 7 to 8 wraps.
Health / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Drinking Alcohol? by BallingGuy: 11:46am On Jan 23
mrrandomguy:
The drinkers' sorrows go away for a few hours, after which it returns with more force.

Alcohol is like a fuel, which, through the gateway of the mouth, propels demons and evil spirits into one's body, spirit and soul. It reduces once spiritual resistance to zero level. Thus, compromising one's spiritual defenses against the forces of darkness. Watch what you put into your mouth! Jesus can save you no matter how addicted you are to alcohol. Jesus can deliver you from that evil spirit called Jonny walker. Call upon the name of the Lord and be save.

Mtchwww...all these you typed above will only occur when you abuse alcohol.

Jesus gave us go-ahead to drink alcohol, when he turned water to wine. The same bible has a part where it permits us to drink wine.

Ephesians 5:18: "Do not get drunk with wine, for that is debauchery, but be filled with the Spirit".

Ecclesiastes 9:7 says, "Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for it is now that God favors what you do".

In summary, drink. But don't get drunk.
Business / Re: I Want To Leave For Lagos Soon I Need Advice by BallingGuy: 12:13pm On Dec 21, 2023
Elstan20:
I want to leave my current location due to circumstances which I can't control and moreover business here is very slow

And I want to deal on raw and not cooked food

The only advice I will give you:

1. Rent a room or room self-contain around alagbole/Ojodu abiodun (which is around Berger axis. This area has proximity to anywhere around Lagos and apartment around that location is quite affordable.

2. Cost of getting a shop around that axis is quite on the average. Minimum of 200K (and below).

3. The axis has mixture of Yoruba, Hausa and Igbos.

4. Easy access to bus park to the south-east.

5. Proximity to the airport (both local and international).

6. Every human around that axis, all they care about is food. They all need food.

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Travel / Re: Plans To Japa; Help Me Answer These Questions by BallingGuy: 12:47pm On Dec 17, 2023
reedone:
I want to Japa abroad and I have set my mind on either Australia or Canada as I noticed the popularity and all. But my question now is that how do I go about the passport part. I stay in kaduna and I plan to go to the immigration office but the thing is I want to know what I should before going there so as not to look or sound like a noob and get myself cheated or scammed.
Please those who has done their passport please help me and explain the processes to me thanks.




NB: PLEASE SCAMMERS STAY AWAY AS I WON'T REPLY TO YOU THANKS.

All can be done at the comfort of your home or wherever you are. But make sure you use a computer. Everything other info or requirements you need are on their website.

I always advise people to do their thing themselves. I did mine myself. Even renewal, I did myself. I have helped family members do thiers right from my bed. You do not need an agent.

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Health / Re: Help Me Please, My Toe Nail Is Almost Gone. Graphics by BallingGuy: 1:14pm On Dec 16, 2023
bobonla:

What is gv pls?

Gentian violet

Meanwhile, your feel doesn’t need shoes or any cover slippers for a while. Stick to open footwears till you recover fully. After recovery, don’t ever wear uncomfortable footwear’s.

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Family / Re: Japa: ‘many Nigerians Trapped In Illegal Marriage Contract Abroad’ by BallingGuy: 2:54am On Nov 30, 2023
Jennyclay:

Feel free to enjoy yourself abroad while I look for who will take good care of me here in Nigeria!!

Alaye go find work. Nobody go take care of you. Country hard.
Properties / Re: Houses Built On Drainage Channel In Lekki (Video) by BallingGuy: 1:32am On Oct 19, 2023
Zephania:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

Acct num with faith
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G.TBank
My name is Angela. Almighty God bless you and your family

You’ve been doing this sc.am wince 2018, with different name here on nairaland. One day, monkey go go market, he no go return.

Continue

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Travel / Re: I Want To Japa, But My Friend Who Is Abroad Has Been Discouraging Me by BallingGuy: 2:41pm On Oct 07, 2023
wwwkaycom:
THIS STORY IS ACTUALLY FROM A FRIEND, HE SENT IT TO A WHATSAPP PLATFORM WE BELONG TO. I AM SEEKING ADVISE AND ASSISTANCE FOR HIM HERE PLEASE

Carry your bleeping cross yourself!
Autos / Re: Why Carmart.ng Remains The Best Website To Buy Cars In Nigeria by BallingGuy: 2:36pm On Oct 07, 2023
englishmart:
Make una dey verify before una post any sponsored topic . If i get scammed, I will sue many people o. And I've never lost a court case before

I LOVE THIS cool
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye bagged Doctor of Political Leadership from America University(pics) by BallingGuy: 2:15pm On Sep 12, 2023
bigadler:
Mushroom universities in America are always issuing degrees to those who are ready to pay. Ask Dino to write a research paper now and see how he'd start panicking. 😹

I doubt Dino Melaye knows the difference between an independent and a dependent variable but today, he's a "Ph.D holder" 😂

So many people with certificates lacking requisite knowledge. 🤦🏾‍♂️

Calm down. American university is a private university located in Adamawa state. More so, it’s a “honorary degree”. Not “academic” (Go and read more on the difference between the two).

Google is always your friend.

Ignorance is never an excuse.
Career / Re: Guys, I Am Worried. Leaving Family Behind-transferred To Lagos by BallingGuy: 1:45pm On Sep 12, 2023
garriAndsugar:
From Lagos you intend to visit once weekly?
Is Enugu now in Ogun state abi you go dey disappear for fast movement

My exact thoughts 😂


@OP, I have lived in Lagos all my life. So the only advice I have for you is; carry your wife along, before life happenings begin to shock you and your family.

Two weeks in Lagos without your family, your brain go go back to factory reset.

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Crime / Re: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by BallingGuy: 9:34pm On Sep 11, 2023
Storypot how far?
Crime / Re: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by BallingGuy: 5:23pm On Sep 11, 2023
Update us ooo
Crime / Re: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by BallingGuy: 11:48am On Sep 11, 2023
Storypot:


Thank you for the mention
Crime / Re: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by BallingGuy: 12:44am On Sep 11, 2023
Kindly mention me when you update the story.
Car Talk / Re: Would You Buy This Car For N10m? (pics/video) by BallingGuy: 1:30pm On Sep 06, 2023
nurey:
Yes and store it to retain mint condition, in 20 years time my offspring will sell it 100million as a classic and use the money to build a refinery grin

Wake up from slumber! 100m can’t even setup a filling (fuel) station. Lol
Properties / Re: N500K Electricity Bill Debt On Newly Purchased House. by BallingGuy: 4:35pm On Aug 23, 2023
NLchief:
I made a terrible oversight of not checking electricity bills before purchasing a house. It just completely escaped my mind till after purchase.

I just found out there's electricity debts of 500k unpaid to IBEDC.

How do I handle this?

I know it will be difficult getting such a negligent
previous owner to pay such bills. sad

Unfortunately, he can never escape it
Travel / Re: Zambian Girl Wants Me To Come Over For School by BallingGuy: 10:41pm On Dec 23, 2022
jeffmatt4u:
Is it a good idea moving to Zambia?

You claim to be wise, yet you asking such stup!d question. Chai!
Politics / Re: Before And After: See Facebook User's Thoughts On Peter Obi In 2011 And Now by BallingGuy: 8:34am On Sep 30, 2022
Chizzyjforce:


They won Brazil and Argentina in semis and final respectively to become the first African country to win the Olympics in Atlanta 1996. grin grin grin

I guess you're not yet on earth then grin grin grin grin

Ouch!
Career / Re: Just Fired. How Do I Cope With The Emotional Trauma? by BallingGuy: 1:42pm On Jun 24, 2022
MsJackson:
yes I am currently learning UI/UX design, to begin. Started last month.

Impressive!

I wish you the very best. Good luck!

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Food / Re: Guys! See The Lunch I Wasted 1700 For. Abeg, Ill Rather Cook My Meals Henceforth by BallingGuy: 12:14pm On Jun 24, 2022
Channah1:


E no kukuma sweet. Just bland taste as usual.

This is Lagos o. Hm.

You for carry your money enter JEVINIK.
Car Talk / Re: How Often Does One Need To Change Gear Oil by BallingGuy: 3:42pm On Jun 20, 2022
I presume your mechanic meant your Engine oil, and not your gear oil.

I change mine (Engine oil) every 3 months.

As for the gear oil, I changed it for the first time on Last week Friday, since I got my car over a year ago.

Woh! If the gear no give you problem, no do anything. But as for the engine oil, try dey change am every 3 months


reel14:
Dear N/Landers,
i have been driving my Honda over a year now. I'm always tempted to change the gear oil even when the gear has never given me headache for once.

My former mechanic then told me to always change the oil every 3 months. This has got me confused and i dont know what to do
please your advice will go a long way, and i will appreciate if this can be pushed to front page.
Career / Re: Just Fired. How Do I Cope With The Emotional Trauma? by BallingGuy: 3:35pm On Jun 20, 2022
Fvck them all!

Madam, abeg come learn Digital/Creative skills. I promise you will be a pro in few months. Coupled with your academic qualification, you can start something (work from home, or be a Team-lead in a reputable organization).

One major thing...You really need to start THINKING BIG.

Once again....Fvck them all! No be my wahala. But I am pissed!

That course wey you study, no too get value for this country. Go for any tech or creative skill. These are skills are organization (small or large) are hungry for.

All the best, dear.

MsJackson:
Hello my uncles and aunts.

I'll make this as brief as possible. I teach in a school where the owner uses his father's compound, back flats. His family lives in front apartment.

Some months ago, last year precisely, i had an issue with his sister, last born, and i decided to avoid her totally to prevent future occurrence. I face my job and do it well.

We the teachers observe that the family always call their son to report any issue, especially if we faltered in some cases. It was getting too much.

So on that day, exactly two weeks ago, we were asked to oversee the students sporting activities, done in front of the school compound. I was walking out with my colleague and we were discussing something we both saw on social media, about gistlover. The sister overheard it and believed we were talking about her, calling her gistlover.

She walked up to me and confronted me in a harsh manner. I tried explaining to her that we weren't referring to her, but she wouldn't listen and before you know it, we were exchanging words. I said a lot because I was angry that she singled me out to confront, when we were two discussing the issue.

She was telling me to get out and i was sooo angry that I used the f word on her. Later, her parents came back and she reported me to them. Without calling to hear my side of the story, they both told their son to send me away. The mother even said that wherever she saw me, she would strip me naked. Their son my boss came, me and my colleague were called to say what happened,we did, then my boss told me to go home and stay put for a while.

After a week,he called and told me my services were no longer needed, that he made his own private investigation from the students and they confirmed I used the f word on his sister. I am not innocent. I admitted my fault, but he refused to temper justice with mercy. He promised to pay me for this month, but my reputation is stained. AGAIN.

Considering the fact that I had some issues with a previous school two years ago, very close to this one. There I resigned on my own. Now everybody is looking at me like I am a bad person. I AM NOT. I try to be sooooo nice and polite, but people always take advantage of that to look down on me. I am extremely humble to a fault, even hubby says I present myself as mumu to people too much.

Is it a crime to be of small stature? I am 39yrs of age and this girl I had an altercation with, she is in her early 20's. I felt so disrespected because of how she confronted me, even poking her fingers in my face in the presence of the students, so I lost my temper. I didn't mean to. Now people are looking at me somehow. I don't feel like waking up in the mornings because I wonder how I would face the day.

I NEED A JOB, that will help me heal from this trauma. Graduated 11 years ago, Chemical Engineering, University of Benin. But I still don't have a good job, I have been teaching to hold body, but I am fed up.

The salary is sooooo small, compared to the work load I was handling. I would love to work in a good company, but nobody, no one is willing to give me a chance. I am depressed daily. God should just use a good person to help me, wipe my tears. Sorry for the long write-up.

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Guber Candidates Sign Peace Accord Ahead Of Poll by BallingGuy: 10:36am On Jun 16, 2022
na so we gather

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Politics / Re: INEC Officials Demand Payment Before PVC Registration In Benue LGA (pix, Video) by BallingGuy: 10:07am On Jun 16, 2022
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Get A Job Or An Accommodation First? Which? by BallingGuy: 2:58pm On Jun 06, 2022
Cleo18:
Hello, a fresh graduate just relocated to Lagos in search for job and doesn't have a place of his own for now but squatting with some friends. It seems he's not that comfortable.

He saved some money from his previous job in Enugu before relocating to Lagos in search of a better job.

Presently, he's thinking of enrolling in a cyber security training and ethical hacking tracking with his savings.

Should he get an apartment first before he gets a job or he waits until he gets a job before he rents an apartment? For now, he's squatting with some people and not really comfortable.

What do you suggest please?

THIS IS LAGOS. Get an affordable apartment. A selfcon will do. At least, one that won't cost more than 150k per annum (For a start).

Going by my advice will save you from a lot of discomfort. Even if you won't mind face-me-i-face-you, please just jejey go for it. It's just for the main time.

You no come Lagos to impress anybody.

Lastly, do not fall in love with any Lagos babe, until you are sure.

2kobo advice.

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Health / Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by BallingGuy: 12:09pm On May 13, 2022
siofra:
Men are so ignorant about women's bodies it's laughable grin. And it's sad too.


Photo 1: I'm sure there are men here who really think the same way. A woman's vagina is NOT sealed until her first sexual intercourse please.

Photo 2 and 3: A man here on nairaland once argued with me that women pee, menstruate and have babies through one hole. He was so confident I started to question if I was really a woman angry


Photo 4 got me laughing like a hyena grin
BC= Birth Control.

Till date, 99.9% of men still don't know their d*ck has 2 holes (one for peeing, while the other for Cum). Lol grin


Some of them go begin check now.

But that's the truth. It's the truth...and will remain the truth! angry
Romance / Re: My Girl Wants Me To Get My Own Apartment Or She Leaves by BallingGuy: 1:27pm On May 11, 2022
bmdmix14:
U took loan to take a girl out. Lol u are finish
and the idi*t no get work o.
Sports / Re: Mourinho Looked Embarrassed On A TV Show With Bikini Clad Lady (Throwback) by BallingGuy: 1:51pm On Apr 16, 2022
ogbiwa:
Jose Mourinho found himself in a sticky situation during an appearance on an Italian TV show in 2009 - trying to avoid the glances of beautiful half-naked women.

Mourinho, then manager of Inter Milan, appeared on a programme called Chiambretti Night, a bizarre chat show featuring interviews, skits and gorgeous dancing girls. Talking has never been much of a problem for the current Roma boss, but steering clear of the looks of beautiful sirens proved an altogether tougher task.

Old footage of Mourinho's appearance on the show has gone viral on on social media - and it makes for hilarious viewing.

Sat in a white chair in the middle of the studio, the Portuguese maverick looks like he'd rather be anywhere else as the dancers, some wearing only white bras and lingerie, walk teasingly around him.

Pictures from the night show Mourinho trying to avoid looking at the beautiful women as they bend down around his seat and show off their flexible bodies behind his chair.

Football fans loved the old footage and showed their sympathies with Mourinho's predicament in the comments below. One joked his pained facial expressions were caused by team selection issues, saying: "He's contemplating whether to play Muntari."

Someone else made a similar point, adding: "Man was probably thinking of how to lock Messi." Another social media user added: "Man was trying to win the CL, no time for such." While a fourth person joked: "Man was probably thinking of how to lock Messi."

Mourinho managed to survive his appearance on Chiambretti Night and led Inter Milan to the Serie A title in his first season in charge of the Italian giants. He followed it up with a historic treble a year later, winning Serie A, the Coppa Italia and the Champions League.

Despite such incredible success, the outspoken boss left the San Siro that summer, joining Real Madrid, where he won La Liga and the Copa del Rey. A second spell at Chelsea followed before unsuccessful stints at Manchester United and Tottenham before his move to Roma.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/mourinho-tv-appearance-lingerie-women-26700398.amp?fr=operanews
I swear, if na me, I for don smack that ass, sotey e must turn RED.

Shebi na wetin dem dey find be that?

You go naked on a national TV to test me, I'm sure gonna attend to your request. Nonsense!
Romance / Re: Should I Save My Sister Or Mind My Business? by BallingGuy: 4:05pm On Mar 09, 2022
Rubyjade:
My cousin sister who went to study her masters just came back home with her husband to be, she introduced him to my parents and the are making arrangements already for introduction. But, I have had a one night stand with him while he was in Nigeria in the club, in the rest room for that matter and he paid me.

Should I tell my sister the kind of man she is about to marry ? The guy did not even recognize me, I guess he has done it to a lot . BL should I save my sister or mind my business?

Can I private chat you?

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