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there is no reason taking away your life or commiting sucide life is a gift there are many people who are willing to be at your current position,destination.The only reason to take your life is when you are age 80 and there is no one to take care of you.this are some some of reason you should keep living,keep focus and keep stamina of life This are 16 Reason to keep enjoy the taste of life @ sexybreecyblog

land is very good business to any investor,it is precisely a free gift but it economical.this days our government has propose some funny regulation to your personal land so some proffesional skill needs to be taken On the other hand, if you bought land, you’d earn no interest or dividends, and after 10 years you’d have a piece of dirt that you’ve been paying taxes on. Will your land have gone up enough in value to match the returns you would have earned on a financial asset?
In addition to those significant financial issues, land also can be contaminated, undevelopable or have significant development restrictions, among other issues.
Who might consider land?
Land may be a good investment for home building companies and long-term corporate land investors with extensive development and entitlement skills and experience, and significantly diversified portfolios of land to reduce their overall risk. But for small investors, it’s a high-risk gamble with little chance of earning a fair rate of return. There are much better investment opportunities, such as stocks, bonds, mutual funds, rental properties or, quite frankly, heading to abuja for the weekend (where, by the way, many an investor has learned some tough land investment lessons in the past decade.Land is speculative
Here is the issue with land: It’s a 120 percent speculative investment. You are 100 percent hoping that the valuewill go up to provide you a fair rate of return. And it might. But will it go up enough to provide you a fair rate of return for the extreme risk that you are taking holding that land?
Here’s the risk
Let’s say you buy #1,000000 worth of land, and you pay cash. It’s still going to cost you money each month to cover property taxes and insurance. And, here’s the kicker: It’s also costing you the opportunity cost of capital.
You probably took #1,000000 out of your mutual fund account, or other financial asset, to buy the land. And when that money was in the financial account, it was probably earning interest — let’s say 5 percent — but now it’s not earning anything because you took it out of your account to buy some dirt. So you’re really effectively losing 5 percent in wealth each year because you’re not earning that return. Unless, of course, the land goes up that much in value plus compensating for property taxes, insurance and other annual costs have you a single thought what the price of fixed asset would be in the next ten years so when will you start buying your asset

moshoodn: What is the dimension of the cold room for 180k?

Thank you.

if you realy want to buy it you will know the dimension

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Mr Aboki: How much for the Cold room?!

Does it come with Land?!

Whats the dimension?!

Does it come with Generator?!

you can be using the coldroom it is very certain that living will be very easy and you can be able to get the money for the big generator within a month the coldroom price has droped to180k as per lastweek.

it has been verified that africa is most religious continent.Religion is suppose to be teaching good morals but unfurtunate religion has now entered politics.It is very pathetic that religion in nigeria opposes eachother.Not a day will go by in nigeria without having a conflict in religion.Is the impression we are leaving for our kids.Sometimes i wonder if we leave religion aside and face our ecomic problem.The major problem is tribalization of religion which takes unity away from us.The only reason america is better than us is because it is a united state.Almost all progressive country in the world are united.This must stop if a country is to progress.we can stop this by aknowledging eachother diffences and also knows that the whole world is from adam and eve.pls is there anyother way to stop this problem?

Remember in business there is passivierance.THEORY OF BUSINESS IS ALSO LIKE THE THEORY OF LIFE"NO PAIN NO GAIN"..you can buy a coldroom for 200k and start selling some cold stuff like turkey, chicken,minerals,iceblock,bags of cold pure water.don't have any doubt in your mind it works for real.GOODLUCK