aguizm:
My brother as in ehn. I got angry by their statements that was y I used the term ugly. The can't cook for him because they are not yet their wives but they are right to bleep him as a GF. Hypocrites.

You see these small small girls enh.

aguizm:
Whistles into thread
Chaiii girls of this days


Runs out to check on the profile pics of those against cooking for their bf .mtchewww


Comes back to thread..
They are all ugly self no wonder no guy gave them access to their kitchen coming here to bragggg yayayaya.
Why waste my time arguing with kids self. Look at the Gloria posing with a secondary school uniform and the other called sapphire posing in her daddy's car. Hisses and


Whistles outer thread..... Spits

Thought its only me that noticed all the girls forming "I can't Cook for him " are immature and erm erm ... no pun intended "not so beautiful" . **don't want to say ugly**

aguizm:
Whistles into thread
Chaiii girls of this days


Runs out to check on the profile pics of those against cooking for their bf .mtchewww


Comes back to thread..
They are all ugly self no wonder no guy gave them access to their kitchen coming here to bragggg yayayaya.
Why waste my time arguing with kids self. Look at the Gloria posing with a secondary school uniform and the other called sapphire posing in her daddy's car. Hisses and


Whistles outer thread..... Spits

Thought its only me that noticed all the girls forming "I can't Cook for him are immature and erm erm ... no pun intended "not so beautiful" . **don't want to say ugly**

Gentiejag:


Arrrr....**scratches head**

Be right back!

**Rubs tummy **
waiting.....

Can't cook for your bf?
It simply means you don't know how to cook. simples

TahariX:


Lmao.

indeed..

rudedough:


Bless your heart. Honestly, i can't marry a girlfriend that comes to my house just because she wants to "visit". I will like to see my girlfriend (Wife to be) doing the house chores, showing off her cooking skills in my kitchen, discussing relevant matters with me and taking part in the running of my house like a true African woman while i will love her, be there for her and take care of her needs like a responsible African man even if she's got a job. That is what a relationship should look like before courting. Only then will i feel the need to put a ring on that finger because she has proven beyond doubt that she can take care of our home and family.

Most of these girls saying "If he comes to my house i will cook for him" still live with their parents. What kind of man goes to his girlfriend parent's house to eat her cooking?

OP how old are you?

Gbam. Gbamm... Gbammm...

TahariX:


Y'all do realize sex is MUTUALLY beneficial, right?

and food is not?

Should I tell you a real life story?

Gentiejag:
If you truly love him, you would do anything to make him happy, even if it includes cooking for hours....

It does not make you a slave neither does it guarantee your "graduation" to a wife, it only leaves an imprint of the kind of woman you are in the guy's heart if you end up with him or not.

Wow Gentie,
Kudos to you. Don't mind those pseudo independent girls.

Can you upload your pix? I would like to see the face that harbors such brain.

Am I missing something here?

You can sleep with (fu*ck) him even though you are not his wife but you can't cook for him?

Hipocrisy of the highest order.

Make I hear word jare.

I never intended on commenting on this thread but something happened today at my office.

This girl R received a call and said I am not in town presently... I am in A.. K whereas she dey E.. Right in front of me!

Locations hidden cos she may be reading this.
Girls can lie....

Look for something to engage you while waiting for the dream job to come.
But then,who said you cant start your own biz and employ others? Just thinking aloud

lrguru:
The trick to writing a great resume that stands out
from the gigantic stack of resumes hiring managers
receive from job applicants is to look at it through an unbiased lens. You need to make a conscious effort to delete the clutter, and chances are at least 20% of the content in your resume is useless clutter. By cutting the clutter, your resume will be stronger and more effective.
Following are 10 things you should delete from your
resume immediately. By omitting these elements,
your resume will have a significantly better chance of resonating with hiring managers.

1. An Objective Statement
There was a time when every resume began with an
objective statement. Today, these subjective
statements are little more than fluff that steal space
from compelling content.

2. Personal Details
Not only do personal details take away valuable
space where you could include useful details about
your work experience, but they also look
unprofessional. In fact, personal details can do more harm than good in terms of landing an interview. If your resume includes details about how many kids you have, where you grew up, your marital status, your religion, your age, or any other extraneous personal details, delete them right now. Keep in mind, hiring managers aren’t allowed to ask you much of this personal information during the
interview process because it could be considered
discriminatory. Therefore, these personal details
have no place on a professional resume.

3. Personal Interests
Personal interests should never appear on a resume. They steal valuable real estate and are unlikely to have any relevance to a hiring manager. In other words, hiring managers shouldn’t care if you like cooking, fishing, basketball, sewing, or any other hobby. A resume should include work-related
content, not personal content.

4. Basic Skills and Obvious Information
Unless a job description specifically mentions basic
skills like typing, email, and so on, you shouldn’t
include them on your resume. Furthermore, leave
out obvious information that steals space from
important information. For example, the commonly
used statement telling hiring managers that
references are available upon request is obvious and unnecessary.

5. Your Picture
A resume should never include a picture of yourself. It makes your resume look unprofessional. If your picture is included anywhere on your resume, delete it now.

6. Every Job You’ve Ever Had
Unless that babysitting job you had in high school is
extremely relevant to the job you’re applying for now, leave it off of your resume. Always tailor the content of your resume to the specific job you’re applying for. Your goal should be to show the hiring manager that you can do the job. Don’t tell them your life story. No one cares about unrelated jobs that you’ve had throughout your life, but they will care if important details related to the job they need to fill are not on your resume.

7. Extras You Were Not Asked For
Hiring managers are busy people. If they ask you to
send a resume and cover letter, send those two
documents and nothing additional. You might be
tempted to include copies of recommendation
letters, performance reports, transcripts, and other
documents that support how wonderful you are, but that extra documentation is unlikely to help you.
First, sending extraneous documents tells a hiring
manager that you cannot follow directions. Second, it shows a hiring manager that you’re incapable of
succinctly showing them that you can do the job
within your resume. Third, extra documentation is
overwhelming and adds more clutter for a hiring
manager to dig through. If you take the time to create an amazing resume, you won’t need to include all of that extra documentation. Your resume will pique the hiring manager’s interest so much that she’ll want to meet with you where you can share all of the additional information about yourself.

8. Too Many Contact Options
You’re popular and busy. You want to make sure that a hiring manager can contact you at a moment’s notice. While that’s very understandable, you should never clutter your resume with a list of contact options. Instead, demonstrate to hiring managers that you can make a decision by choosing one phone number and one email address to include at the top of your resume. It only takes a second for a hiring manager to get frustrated and develop a subconscious negative perception of your resume when she is presented with a long list of contact options and can’t figure out which one to use. Don’t annoy hiring managers. Instead, make it as easy as possible for them to contact you. Believe it or not, they know you might not answer your phone and might have to call them back.

9. Long-winded Descriptions
Remember, hiring managers are very busy and
typically have stacks of resumes to review when they have a job to fill. They won’t read through long
paragraphs of text describing your experience, so
keep your content short and sweet. Use bullet points and action words. Don’t include subjective
assessments of your work. Instead, show hiring
managers what you’ve done with quantifiable
examples that demonstrate your abilities.

10. Mistakes
This might seem like an obvious thing to omit from
your resume, but the number of resumes hiring
managers look at on a daily basis that include
mistakes is very high. Review your resume for
spelling, grammar, and formatting mistakes, and
then review it again. Use spell check. Read it
backwards, and read it out loud. Take a break and
read it again. Furthermore, you should never rely
solely on proofreading your own work because you
won’t catch all of the errors. With that in mind, be
sure to give your resume to at least three other
people to review too.

Source: positivezeal.com/topic/37210-10-things-to-delete-from-your-resume-immediately/

I have always advised people to fill their CV with the relevant items that will sell them to their prospective employers. If your CV is above two pages as a graduate, then you are on a long thing because most people do not have the time nor the patience to go through a lenghty CV that contains fluff.
Just my two kobo
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intimidating? hmm... depends on who is viewing the CV

banjicom: just give her a Hot slap!!! Am sure d fufu will Fly commot from her throat. No need of water!

Thank Me Later.

You got me laughing

If we do win this match, somebody should do us all a favor by dropping the link to that website where they (South Africans) were bad mouthing us the other day (when we lost to congo) so that we can return the favor.

I can see the start button. En hen... Na now dem come.

N50k? No way... Sometimes I make more that in two weeks.

$50k? I will collect the money and get married the following month. Shikena

expert101: Keep looking, you will find the right woman for yourself! Go for small and slim girls as they will fit you better.
Avoid girls that are whores as you can't satisfy them in bed.

bros, some slim and small girls possess deep and wide womanhood whole some robust ones are shallow.

i couldn't even penetrate up to the crown with someone i thought will accommodate me easily ( tho i am endowed sha)
the long and short of the story is that appearances can be deceptive

does it mean nobody is paying for fiverr giggs on nairaland??

any other way asides paypal? As we all know paypal doesn't accept Nigerians.

miracle4: get a verified paypal account man, you can run that without any vpn

Hello webmasters, I have been seeking a solution on how to pay for fiverr gigs as a Nigerian.
I know you guys will not let me down.
PS: Do not ask me to contact, call or mail you. post the info here so all can benefit.
Thanks.

pDude: ESET NOD32 antivirus is for the chairmen.

for your mind.

wonlasewonimi: How can people that don't know how to operate a computer be internet security threat? If to say na blackberry threat now I for agree.

as in seriously? are you for real?

i am really surprised by some of the posts here. It shows the 40 man laptop gang is alive and well.
Why would anyone in his right senses support what this woman did (if its true).
dull car and co................. smh
NOTE:
You can go ahead ad insult me like you insulted others but dnt worry ................. i can give more that i can take (if you know what i mean)
Am outta here

nerodenero: It is high time the excessive activities of the Fulanis in the middle-belt region of the country is controlled.People are been killed by Fulanis in these parts and nothing has been done to curtail these excesses.They invade your farms and when you restrict them,the next thing is that they attack.FG need to address this matter as it is getting out of hand.

Dey there dey wait for federal govt. Federal govt. must do everything, even impregnate ur wife for you.

the easiest way (that worked for me) is by signing up for a blogger account. make original posts as outlined above and then click on monetise inside ur blog.
Cest fini!

i neva knew this seo is as costly as this. and all my seo tools have been lying idle.

Okay. I am no religious bigot but this puzzles me:
1) A mosque is (attempted or successfully) attacked, bombed, burnt and the culprit is usually apprehend and no lives are lost.
2) A church is bombed, attacked, burnt and many lives are lost and the culprits usuall are unkown.
Who is deceiving who?

Lilimax:
How many of una wey dey make mouth here fit join army? Americans prides themselves in joining there Marines at an early age. I think Nigerians should emulate them so as to strengthen our military.

Bros, do you know how many young men/women that are rejected (quota system?) by the NDA per annum? Pls know your facts before saying trash.

Dancing Azonto.....
That is the best news so far in this year.
Why must we act like we just missed dinner each time US ignores us?
We should be happy they even exclude us (though the pardon is wrong).
For God's sake Nigeria is a sovereign entity and all international bodies and nations should respect any decision we make.

Fhemmmy:

Ha ha ha ha . . . reading and enjoying comments

Seriously, this people are putting the cart before the horse.
The second day Fayemi gave free laptops, I got bombarbed with software installation requests. Guess what softwares?
TVC, Virtual DJ, VLC, Ymessenger, Power DVD, e.t.c.
NOBODY ASKED FOR ENCARTA!
And I have seen enough HD P.o.r.n to last me sometime.
Students that were not given any tangible computer education suddenly became owners of laptops. What do u expect?
Bros, Afraid dey catch me for these our so called leaders

@ all saying this is a good move, kudos, bla bla.....
Life is in stages thats why u learn how to crawl before walking.
Ogbeni got it wrong.
I dont need to explain anything but feel free to come to Ekiti & see the effect of the mini laptops Fayemi gave students.
Without proper planning & orientation, even the most noble intention can boomerang.