Turninoninown

My Techno spark K7 was stolen yesterday evening, please is there a way I can locate it using the IMEI number?

Yoruba Uncle be like
Uncle: Junior, whenever you want to chat with me use emojis that will portray a Yoruba way of greetings.
Junior : But uncle, which emojis should I use?
Uncle : look for emoji for idọbale (prostrating) or the like.
Junior: But there are no such emojis on whataspp sir.
Uncle : Create one or don't chat with me again for life. Onibajẹ oshi.
Junior : Don't worry sir, I'll always call u sir.
Yoruba people and respect Sha.

Every post now based on this man! I Nairalanders sha.
Anyway, what is Bullharig planning concerning herdsmen

CHURCH HAS BECOME A PLACE WHERE:
-IF YOU AIN'T RICH, YOU ARE NOT RECOGNIZED
-ALL YOU HEAR IS GIVE (INFACT ONE PERSON FOR ALTAR SAID "EMPTY YOUR POCKET ) AND THEY SHY AWAY FROM GIVING TO THOSE WHO HAVE NEED. HMM
-AFTER TELLING A BRETHREN ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM, THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE IN CHURCH EVERYBODY STRATS GREETING YOU HARD LUCK!
-EVERY OFFERING AND MATERIAL IS ACCEPTABLE WITHOUT MINDING WHAT THEIR SOURCES ARE
-YOU ARE AFRAID WHETHER THE PASTOR IS REAL OR NOT.
-MOST PROPHESIES ARE NEGATIVE
MANY MORE THAT CAN'T BE SAID ON A PLATFORM LIKE THIS ARE EVEN HAPPENING. NO WONDER! JESUS SAID "WILL I FIND FAITH ON EARTH? "

God has no phone ,but I talk to Him.
He has no facebook but He is my friend.
He doesn't have twitter but I still follow Him.

cherylsmith:
ahdon'tbelievethis.

Na so we see am

What's wrong about this job vacancy advert?What's wrong about this job vacancy advert?

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is
Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !
(Readers are advised not to try this at home as
these stunts were performed by professionals;
who are now divorced; and living happily with their
dog)
Don't laugh loud
Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is
Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !
(Readers are advised not to try this at home as
these stunts were performed by professionals;
who are now divorced; and living happily with their
dog)
Don't laugh loud
Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is
Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !
(Readers are advised not to try this at home as
these stunts were performed by professionals;
who are now divorced; and living happily with their
dog)
Don't laugh loud

Thank u all

bamog:
ishoro e niyen!!!

Bawo lo se kan aye re?

bamog:
nd u are expectin me to read all diz!! No no no!! I cnt do dat mehn!!!

Or u no abi read?

;DWelcome baba,Jona go DON piss for him trousers now

[b][/b][color=#000099][/color]BUHARI GO LAND WELL AND NOTHING GO HAPPEN,HIT LIKE IF U RE FOR GMB

falconey:
you might as well change your phone to any touchlight nokia phone, it will help.

Why a torchlight phone bro?

falconey:
you might as well change your phone to any touchlight nokia phone, it will help.

Why a torchlight phone bro?

I had to stop all that I was doing to write this, literally.
I just saw a movie and I’ve been crying ever since. I
don’t know who this is meant for but PLEASE if you
are in a relationship where you are afraid, where you
have no peace, where you don’t trust your partner,
where you are molested and abused emotionally,
physical or verbally. Please leave. You deserve better
and even more, there IS better. Yes, there is better
but you are so caught up in your bubble that you
believe there’s nothing more than what you have out
there. PLEASE leave. Forget about what you think
you ‘feel’, think about what you deserve and your
future. Forget about the magic words "I don't want to
lose you". Indeed, they don't want to lose you and
that is purely out of selfishness. They have 'what'
they want. Can you really say you have what you
want in that abusive relationship? Is that really the
life you want? At the end of the day, it is YOUR life
and YOU deserve some happiness too. Don’t give up
yourself trying to please someone that is clearly
hurting you. It may be hard but please leave that
relationship. Let go and when you find true happiness
with someone that appreciates you and knows your
worth, you would wonder why you stayed in that
abusive relationship for so long. The problem with us
is that we settle a lot. We settle for things we clearly
aren't happy with. I can’t accurately translate the
burden I feel right now into words but the bottom line,
is know your worth and runaway and never ever
ever turn back. Run into the Arms of God who made
you, He created you and knows what He put in you
so He knows your true worth. See yourself the way
He sees you, maybe that will help you not settle for
less than you truly deserve.

alberto2k:
Only God can help u bro... Turn to God in serious prayers

And u should stop watching porn, or any er0tic movies

Learn to resist the urge.. Like if u get in the mood, don't just lay there and wait for something to stop u, instead get up, take a walk around or work out... Do some push ups, press up

And u should pick a new hobby, something u enjoy doing and that burns alota calories

And lastly, pray to God every minute

If you're not a good prayer worrior... The Lord's prayer can help, atleast it will chase away that urge...

Goodluck and I hope this helps

P.S: get yourself a girl

Thanks bro,I'm very grateful.D act is killing me.

Nairalanders,I'm an addicted masturbator.I am damn tired of masturbation but it's not leaving,I have wrestle with it but it kept winning.pls help!!!

Pls fellow naira landers,can a very addicted masturbator ever be free from the addiction?

[color=#006600][/color] ;DEkiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, and the All
Progressives Congress on Tuesday engaged in a
war of words over the fate of Prof. Attahiru Jega as
the chairman of the the Independent National
Electoral Commission.
Fayose began the verbal onslaught when he
described the claim by the APC of a plot by the
Presidency to fire Jega, as a “mere comedy.”
The governor, in a statement by his Special
Assistant on Public Communications and New
Media, Lere Olayinka, advised the opposition party
to stop acting as if Nigeria belonged to it.
“President Goodluck Jonathan can sack Jega if he
wishes and if he does, heavens will not fall,”
Fayose boasted, alleging that the APC had, by its
actions, shown that it had a pact with the INEC
chairman.
“By turning themselves to advocates and
defenders of the INEC chairman, the APC and its
agents have shown that they have a deal with Jega
to manipulate the elections,” he added.
The governor however said “that the deal will be
frustrated if he (Jega) is asked to leave office.”
Fayose, according to the statement reminded the
APC that the removal of any appointee of the
Federal Government was a prerogative of the
President, “which no one can question, provided
the laid down rules are followed.”
The governor described Jega as partisan, saying,
“By his actions and utterances, Jega had already
demonstrated his support of the APC.’’
He said, “For instance, how can Jega explain the
80 per cent distribution of Permanent Voter Cards
in Boko Haram-ravaged Borno and Yobe states
while less than 40 per cent was distributed in
Lagos as of February 7 that the election was
postponed?
“It is on record that Prof. Maurice Iwu was asked
to proceed on terminal leave two months to the
end of his tenure? Is Jega not a beneficiary of
Iwu’s removal?
“So, if Iwu was asked to go on terminal leave
before the expiration of his tenure for Jega to
assume office, what difference does it make if
Jega too is asked to proceed on terminal leave
before the expiration of his tenure?
“It is the President that can determine whether or
not Jega will go on the mandatory three months’
terminal leave which should commence on March
8, and if the President decides that the INEC
chairman should go on terminal leave, what can
the APC loudmouths do?
“They boasted before the postponement of the
elections that they would go on street protests, but
did they do anything? They made noise when
Justice Isa Ayo Salami was removed from office
as President of the Court of Appeal, what did their
noise amount to?
“Therefore, let me say it categorically that the
noise being made by the APC and their agents will
amount to nothing because if the President
removes Jega today, heavens will not fall.”
He also claimed that the warning by the House of
Representatives on Tuesday that removing Jega
could lead to violence was that of the APC
lawmakers.
The governor therefore called on “the APC
lawmakers to rather pay attention to the ill-health
of their party’s presidential candidate, Maj. Gen.
Mohammadu Buhari (retd.), whose whereabouts is
now a mystery.”
But the APC National Publicity Secretary, Lai
Mohammed, berated the governor, saying his
views were inconsequential since he was not the
appointer of Jega.
Mohammed, in a telephone interview with one of
our correspondents, on Wednesday, asked, “Is
Fayose the appointer of Jega? What is his
(Fayose’s) business there?
“We know why Fayose is so vociferous; it is
because he attained the Office of the Governor
through army rigging.
“Fayose knows he can’t win any free and fair
election. This is why he’s crying more than the
bereaved. He’s afraid that the truth has come out.
No matter how long it takes, the truth will prevail.”
Jonathan had during an interview with Aljazeera,
on Monday night, insisted that he had no plan to
remove Jega. ;DEkiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, and the All
Progressives Congress on Tuesday engaged in a
war of words over the fate of Prof. Attahiru Jega as
the chairman of the the Independent National
Electoral Commission.
Fayose began the verbal onslaught when he
described the claim by the APC of a plot by the
Presidency to fire Jega, as a “mere comedy.”
The governor, in a statement by his Special
Assistant on Public Communications and New
Media, Lere Olayinka, advised the opposition party
to stop acting as if Nigeria belonged to it.
“President Goodluck Jonathan can sack Jega if he
wishes and if he does, heavens will not fall,”
Fayose boasted, alleging that the APC had, by its
actions, shown that it had a pact with the INEC
chairman.
“By turning themselves to advocates and
defenders of the INEC chairman, the APC and its
agents have shown that they have a deal with Jega
to manipulate the elections,” he added.
The governor however said “that the deal will be
frustrated if he (Jega) is asked to leave office.”
Fayose, according to the statement reminded the
APC that the removal of any appointee of the
Federal Government was a prerogative of the
President, “which no one can question, provided
the laid down rules are followed.”
The governor described Jega as partisan, saying,
“By his actions and utterances, Jega had already
demonstrated his support of the APC.’’
He said, “For instance, how can Jega explain the
80 per cent distribution of Permanent Voter Cards
in Boko Haram-ravaged Borno and Yobe states
while less than 40 per cent was distributed in
Lagos as of February 7 that the election was
postponed?
“It is on record that Prof. Maurice Iwu was asked
to proceed on terminal leave two months to the
end of his tenure? Is Jega not a beneficiary of
Iwu’s removal?
“So, if Iwu was asked to go on terminal leave
before the expiration of his tenure for Jega to
assume office, what difference does it make if
Jega too is asked to proceed on terminal leave
before the expiration of his tenure?
“It is the President that can determine whether or
not Jega will go on the mandatory three months’
terminal leave which should commence on March
8, and if the President decides that the INEC
chairman should go on terminal leave, what can
the APC loudmouths do?
“They boasted before the postponement of the
elections that they would go on street protests, but
did they do anything? They made noise when
Justice Isa Ayo Salami was removed from office
as President of the Court of Appeal, what did their
noise amount to?
“Therefore, let me say it categorically that the
noise being made by the APC and their agents will
amount to nothing because if the President
removes Jega today, heavens will not fall.”
He also claimed that the warning by the House of
Representatives on Tuesday that removing Jega
could lead to violence was that of the APC
lawmakers.
The governor therefore called on “the APC
lawmakers to rather pay attention to the ill-health
of their party’s presidential candidate, Maj. Gen.
Mohammadu Buhari (retd.), whose whereabouts is
now a mystery.”
But the APC National Publicity Secretary, Lai
Mohammed, berated the governor, saying his
views were inconsequential since he was not the
appointer of Jega.
Mohammed, in a telephone interview with one of
our correspondents, on Wednesday, asked, “Is
Fayose the appointer of Jega? What is his
(Fayose’s) business there?
“We know why Fayose is so vociferous; it is
because he attained the Office of the Governor
through army rigging.
“Fayose knows he can’t win any free and fair
election. This is why he’s crying more than the
bereaved. He’s afraid that the truth has come out.
No matter how long it takes, the truth will prevail.”
Jonathan had during an interview with Aljazeera,
on Monday night, insisted that he had no plan to
remove Jega.

I go soon become prophet ;DI go soon become prophet