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Education / Re: UNILORIN Student Gets First-Class In Law by BARRISTERDAN(m): 9:28pm On Oct 31, 2013
O boy or o man, am happy for you no be lie. I too love good things and hope to graduate with a first class in law despite hurdles in evidence and company law.
Fashion / Re: Miss Universe 2013 Contestants From Africa! by BARRISTERDAN(m): 8:48pm On Oct 31, 2013
God is so great. So beautiful are his works. I wonder how angels will look like.
Romance / Re: Female Pastor Praying On A Girl's Vagina by BARRISTERDAN(m): 8:12pm On Oct 31, 2013
I carry my gf come church for the first time and you are helping me stimulate her. Did i tell you say my hand join ASUU for strike? Abi that one still follow for spiritual warfare? Will you remove your lesbian hand before the God of Elijah sends down fire on that hand. Deliverance my asshole.
Science/Technology / Re: Solar Eclipse Occurs On 3rd November by BARRISTERDAN(m): 7:53pm On Oct 31, 2013
Abeg make e no be end time tins o cos i never ready o. And the ministry wey i dey go never prophesy about it naa,sure say e go happen? And na for only we naija the thing go hapen ni?
Religion / Re: Juan Hugo's Testimony Of Heaven & Hell by BARRISTERDAN(m): 8:29am On Oct 31, 2013
And for those pouring out venoms this note i sound: any sin against God the Father and God the Son is forgivable, but any sin against God the Holy Spirit is unforgivable. So says the Bible, not me. Mind what you say.
Religion / Re: Juan Hugo's Testimony Of Heaven & Hell by BARRISTERDAN(m): 8:23am On Oct 31, 2013
That you believe or not wont change anything. He said he is coming and definitely he will come. So just continue making fun out of serious matters. Am not surprised cos even the Bible said so. *starts praying for my soul*
Entertainment / Re: Tonto Dike The Nollywood Bad Girl Is Now A Good Girl: by BARRISTERDAN(m): 11:44pm On Oct 30, 2013
Do one good,they praise you. Miss a step, they clamp down on you. That is the world for you.
Science/Technology / Re: Leucistic Texas Rat White Snake (Picture) by BARRISTERDAN(m): 9:22pm On Oct 30, 2013
D fact dat it is white does not make it any better dan d ones i kill in d farm. And for u snake lovers, d thing no dey poisonous abi, then go and befriend it. A trial will convince u. Abi no be snake help Eve keep us for this condition? SMH
Education / Re: Nairaland Undergraduates Central Chatroom by BARRISTERDAN(m): 9:07pm On Oct 30, 2013
Barr. Dan representing Unizik.
Politics / Re: NAMA Bought Toyota Tundras For Oduah by BARRISTERDAN(m): 1:12pm On Oct 22, 2013
I borrow Funke Akindele's words: "the more you see,the less you look"
Politics / Re: NAMA Bought Toyota Tundras For Oduah by BARRISTERDAN(m): 12:54pm On Oct 22, 2013
To everybody reading this story this note i sound: our leaders are trying to gather as much loot as they can before the final explosion in 2015 cos they already know that our beloved country will shatter by then. Or can't you read the signs everywhere,governors trying to gather themselves into one party, ministers like "lady bleep" laying hands on our treasury to enhance her garage(whether this is true or a ruse) and so on while they think they are blindfolding us. All i know is that though i can't get there to talk to them but one day, they shall all leave these things cos they brought nothing into this world, finito.
Celebrities / Re: Benson Okonkwo Shows-off His New Look by BARRISTERDAN(m): 7:44am On Oct 21, 2013
He looks like an escapee from the zoo. All zoo managers take note: take stock of your animals cos one may be missing.
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by BARRISTERDAN(m): 7:19pm On Oct 20, 2013
Barrack obama: Them is used in refering to people, animal or things as object of a verb or preposition.
Preposition is just grammatical jinguism.
Celebrities / Re: Fela Anikulapo Smoking Torch-Size Weed (PHOTO) by BARRISTERDAN(m): 7:06pm On Oct 20, 2013
His food became weed,and dwelleth among him.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Check Out My Latest Look, Hot !? Isn't It? by BARRISTERDAN(m): 7:10pm On Oct 19, 2013
Come on bro, you are hot. Who said you no hot,na crowd go gather the pesin beat. I just wish you will land on my bed one of these days. But before that,am coming(grabs a lube and heads to my room)
Travel / Re: 2 Nigerian Students Deported From Canada After A Year In Hiding by BARRISTERDAN(m): 11:50pm On Oct 18, 2013
Abeg girls no time. Come home to papa and join us joor. That place wey una dey hide no fit una at all. ASUU should be happy dem dey get reinforcement.
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by BARRISTERDAN(m): 8:06pm On Oct 18, 2013
chiefololade:
breathe is the correct spelling, you are correct
Correct guys don't f*ck fellow guys cos that is an anomaly.
Romance / Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by BARRISTERDAN(m): 1:40pm On Oct 18, 2013
young-dude:
oh my God! i need the procedures to stop this. it makes me never to have feelings for girls sometimes.
Bro u are right. Am turning 20 and yet i don't have a girlfriend nor am i planning to have one. No thanks to masturbation(let's remove shyness and call it it's original name)
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by BARRISTERDAN(m): 1:18pm On Oct 18, 2013
harlos: #Owww.beauty i miss you all sadsad how are you kiss#

FG means federal government grin i gorrit
"Gorrit" is a Nigerianized version of "got it". Try something else.
Literature / Re: The Supposed Rapture- A Short Story. by BARRISTERDAN(m): 8:42am On Oct 18, 2013
That was a nice one. You would make a good suspense writer. I never had a break till i finished it. You cut the story at the right places and your punctuation was also good. I look forward to reading your novel on hard copy. Keep writing. I pray i will make the rapture cos present sins are too much.
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Where To Download Novels by BARRISTERDAN(m): 8:09am On Oct 18, 2013
Am a new born babe in Nairaland. Can someone email any thriller or James Hadley Chase novels to my email: donyemaechi31@yahoo.com. Thanks in advance. *blows a kiss*
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by BARRISTERDAN(m): 7:43am On Oct 18, 2013
Emmyk: So, how are you gonna spend your day?
Day begets night, night begets day. That is a natural merry go round.
Politics / Re: UN Security Council Elects Nigeria, 4 Others As Members by BARRISTERDAN(m): 10:20pm On Oct 17, 2013
themaskedman:
Each time I travel to a new city or state in Nigeria I see reasons why Nigeria should remain as one. Nigeria is a lovely place with wonderful people.
From the beautiful beaches of Lagos to the scorching hot deserts of Yobe, from the scenic views of the Mambilla and Obudu plateau to the tropical rain forest of Owerri and the swamps of Bayelsa I see them, all beautiful and given to us by God to keep us together.
That is quite true brother. I pray Nigeria will still remain one come 2015. smiley
themaskedman:
Each time I travel to a new city or state in Nigeria I see reasons why Nigeria should remain as one. Nigeria is a lovely place with wonderful people.
From the beautiful beaches of Lagos to the scorching hot deserts of Yobe, from the scenic views of the Mambilla and Obudu plateau to the tropical rain forest of Owerri and the swamps of Bayelsa I see them, all beautiful and given to us by God to keep us together.
That is quite true brother. I pray Nigeria will still remain one come 2015.
Politics / Re: UN Security Council Elects Nigeria, 4 Others As Members by BARRISTERDAN(m): 10:19pm On Oct 17, 2013
themaskedman:
Each time I travel to a new city or state in Nigeria I see reasons why Nigeria should remain as one. Nigeria is a lovely place with wonderful people.
From the beautiful beaches of Lagos to the scorching hot deserts of Yobe, from the scenic views of the Mambilla and Obudu plateau to the tropical rain forest of Owerri and the swamps of Bayelsa I see them, all beautiful and given to us by God to keep us together.
That is quite true brother. I pray Nigeria will still remain one come 2015.

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Politics / Re: UN Security Council Elects Nigeria, 4 Others As Members by BARRISTERDAN(m): 10:18pm On Oct 17, 2013
themaskedman:
Each time I travel to a new city or state in Nigeria I see reasons why Nigeria should remain as one. Nigeria is a lovely place with wonderful people.
From the beautiful beaches of Lagos to the scorching hot deserts of Yobe, from the scenic views of the Mambilla and Obudu plateau to the tropical rain forest of Owerri and the swamps of Bayelsa I see them, all beautiful and given to us by God to keep us together.

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