Mr cork or whatever ur called, i think you should enroll for adult education, ur english is the poorest i have ever read. NO OFFENSE!!!

@Tunnex190, ofcourse it a fraud, the rate at which mtn data reads is so disgusting even while ur not browsing and doing anything online it keeps reading so fast, they are fraudulent, subscribed to the 100mb and was browsing with UC web which is crap cos it eats data as well, pls ignore that data counter it shows while browsing its crap, it got finished in 48 hours, the data keeps reading an reading on the phone data counter, meanwhile on zain it reads according to the data displayed on ur browser if u do the maths, when m one zain and m not browsing and still connected the counter doesnt read or it reads just slowly which isnt the case with that thiefing network mtn.

Madam Aussie, i see u must be Mobo's mom, i don't see anything wrong in being sarcastic and witty. I cannot stand and watch a disgusting piece of crap like Mobo come on the internet and violate black women, potray us to be what we are not and have some fun of it. What trash are u talking. Have u read previous posts of his, these is the internet for God's sakes a place where people from all over the world have access to information and he is here talking trash and disgracing his mother. Did u ever stop to think that if he insults black women he has also insulted mothers as well. You should use soap to wash ur mouth next time and if u had trained Mobo poo face well he wouldn't turn out be such an arse wipe and act like a molested deranged being!

Oh! Mobp, finally, bravo, you've finally told the truth of who ur mother really was, the only thing is that u tuned it up a little, ur mother never met any alhajis, bankers etc. She slept with touts, bus conductors etc while she sold stuff like paraga, cigarrettes, weed etc. These are the same pple that also defiled you while u were young and it's also how u came about into this world, with ur sisters who have taken after your mother in the only profession she knows ''PROSTITUTION''. I see where your pain comes from.
Fellow Nairalanders pls do not be harsh with Mobo s**t face, u need to understand the kind of childhood he had while growing up!
The title of this thread should have been ''THE CONFESSIONS OF MY MOTHER''.
Mobo take my advice, BUY THAT GUN! Lols!
**Sigh** my love, we should be together!

My fellow nairalanders, Mobo s**t face has got all the time in this world, cos he is a house husband, there was picture of him in one of the threads, where he was doing the dishes with his baby strapped to the back, after doing the dishes, washing his wife's underwear and clothes and picking her nose, wiping her arse and scrubbing the toilet. He would have all the time in the world to come and give us the story of his sad life on nairaland!

Oh! Mobp, finally, bravo, you've finally told the truth of who ur mother really was, the only thing is that u tuned it up a little, ur mother never met any alhajis, bankers etc. She slept with touts, bus conductors etc while she sold stuff like paraga, cigarrettes, weed etc. These are the same pple that also defiled you while u were young and it's also how u came about into this world, with ur sisters who have taken after your mother in the only profession she knows ''PROSTITUTION''. I see where your pain comes from.
Fellow Nairalanders pls do not be harsh with Mobo s**t face, u need to understand the kind of childhood he had while growing up!
The title of this thread should have been ''THE CONFESSIONS OF MY MOTHER''.
Mobo take my advice, BUY THAT GUN! Lols!
**Sigh** my love, we should be together!

My fellow nairalanders, Mobo s**t face has got all the time in this world, cos he is a house husband, there was picture of him in one of the threads, where he was doing the dishes with his baby strapped to the back, after doing the dishes, washing his wife's underwear and clothes and picking her nose, wiping her arse and scrubbing the toilet. He would have all the time in the world to come and give us the story of his sad life on nairaland!

Oh! Mobp, finally, bravo, you've finally told the truth of who ur mother really was, the only thing is that u tuned it up a little, ur mother never met any alhajis, bankers etc. She slept with touts, bus conductors etc while she sold stuff like paraga, cigarrettes, weed etc. These are the same pple that also defiled you while u were young and it's also how u came about into this world, with ur sisters who have taken after your mother in the only profession she knows ''PROSTITUTION''. I see where your pain comes from.
Fellow Nairalanders pls do not be harsh with Mobo s**t face, u need to understand the kind of childhood he had while growing up!
The title of this thread should have been ''THE CONFESSIONS OF MY MOTHER''.
Mobo take my advice, BUY THAT GUN! Lols!
**Sigh** my love, we should be together!

My fellow nairalanders, Mobo s**t face has got all the time in this world, cos he is a house husband, there was picture of him in one of the threads, where he was doing the dishes with his baby strapped to the back, after doing the dishes, washing his wife's underwear and clothes and picking her nose, wiping her arse and scrubbing the toilet. He would have all the time in the world to come and give us the story of his sad life on nairaland!

;DHahahahahahaha, Mobo, Mobo my love, **sigh** we meet again. Mobo s**t face. 2,377 missed calls on ur fone and it didnt explode!
Fellow nairalanders, Mobo is a Niger man claiming to be Nigerian! His father is Niger while his mother is Nigerian. His people are the ones that beg all over the streets of Nigeria, imagine while Mobo grew up begging on the streets of Nigeria, he came across beautiful women, women he knew he'll never have! Lols! That's why he comes in here and foolishly brags about the women he's never had and never will. We all know Mobo is GAY, a real dick in the butt s**t head!
Mobo u shld thank ur mother everyday, that at least the money she made from all those guys that slept with her and slept with you also, she used it to send you to school, even though u were a dullard, u still saw the four walls. Its a pity her money went to waste cos u can't even compose a simple sentence without firing grammatical bullets, well what can we say for a junior secondary school drop out that decided to go and sell sweets while singing in the yoruba language to persuade Lagosians to buy his sweets. Such a sad childhood, i can see where ur hatred for the black woman comes from, cos everyday u wish ur mama had flushed u out! Lols! U know what she should have done with that money, she should have saved up for a lovely gun (nice calibre) that wld end ur misery, all u need is a bullet to ur head from the gun held with the hand of ''BLACK WOMAN''.

What kind of daft argument is this, of course its Ciara all the way, Beyonce's gra gra is jes too much. Ciara does moves effortlessly, with her moves she culd make some men's imagination run wild.
Success wise of course Beyonce, but moves abeg give and leave that to Ciara, kapich!
**Storms out of thread**

Essence has got to be the most annoying and disgusting female so called celebrity that has walked d planet. I have never ever known a celebrity that sorts for notice d way she does.
Just recently she entered a bus with me and sat at my back, she picked her silly fones and made calls all the way till we got to our destinations. The call that ticked me of the most was when she called a dude, and told the dude to go on the internet to the NMVA site to vote for best R n B for her, that he shld do it countless times, she talked abt him changing the IP add also. Can u beat that, in a bus! Geez **rolls eyes**
Then i can't stand Kenny Saint Brown
The Kenny crew, a trio of over stuffed bean bags, trying to act n dress like teenagers! Yuck!
Nkiru Sylvanus with her cabbage face
Tonto Dike, with her over fake accent and too emotional acts, too fake! Ahh!
D'banj- the guy sucks big time, thinks he's d man. Yuck!
Aki and Poo Poo- those two are the most disgusting and confused males have ever seen, today there kids, tomrw they are dons ** rolls eyes**
Banky W with his always made up face, i wonder how he'd look without his Iman powder on, and pls before u bite me, he said on TV himself that he cant be without his powder, and il bet he cant be without his lip gloss and nail polish too.
Timaya & Empress, those two were so destined to be, they are one of a kind!
Terry Dick, that guy shld be kicked into a gutter!
Hank Anuku- Geez, what a repulsive dude, he shld be tied to the next rocket leaving planet earth, and left in Mars!
There are a whole lot of them, i culd go on and on and on!

Mobo dearest, come let me show u the way to hell, all u have to do is hold my hands and i'll show u the way, when we get there, il push inside the abyss, where ul burn and burn and burn. But Mobo u know m ur one true love on nairaland, the other ladies here see you as arse wipe! M the only one willing to accept u, u can scrub the floor for me, iron my clothes, wash my panties till they clean, file my nails and clean my arse, Mobo shit face i know ul do all dis for me! At least seeing that picture of u, has told me all!
Oh i forgot, one more thing! Ul also pick my nose for me! Hehehehehehehehehe
**Sigh** Mobo my love, ur one of a kind!

@Mobo, what a way to express ur anger to a cutie like moi! Lols! Its nairaland baby, n m free to be on any thread, have u noticed that ur fellow Nigerian guys are giving it to you, telling u the truth, ur a disgrace to urself as a man or sorry oops culd it be ur an hermophrodite, it culd be o! Hmmmn! M begining to see u from a diff perspective o! Lols! As i said in one of ur thread, il be watching u!
Have u bought that fat rope that i suggested or the bullets? Oh! Sorry wat was i thinking u cant even handle a gun, yup give ur mom the gun, she'd be too glad to pull the trigger and blow ur brains out! At least that wld save her the trauma u've caused her, imagine her having to watch the same men that slept with her sleep with u! Awwww! So sad! Lols! But come to think of it, that's a painless death for a dude like u. For starters we shld stick a needle in ur pee hole and cut off ur balls, boil it and fry it and serve it to u as breakfast! Mobo shit face, don't mess with me! I got wit and u gats none! N u know wat i have a feeling we culd be best of friends! Lols!

Mobo mobo mobo, lols u so funny, u keep googling all the name of various NL women, lols! Esp the ones uv slept with lols! People, people, Mobo has slept with 3,000 women, he said so in one of his threads, wow! M so amazed, ur such a man! Lols! U see the thing is have got nothing against u, but i jes feel as a man, a Nigerian for that mattr u shldnt come online and insult ur country women! Its the internet for God's sakes, its not only Nigerian's that are on nairaland, so what picture are u painting abt ur women, well i actually think u are mentally troubled, cos all ur threads are abt insulting Nigerian women, Mobo there are good ones out there. Right here i have been nice, i culd be evil you know, and u know Mobo, for a lady as witty as i am, i have a pretty face to go wif it! So cut the beef abt me being ugly cos i am hawt n u know it. Muah! My Mobo, m watching u! Lols.
Funny enuff we culd end up being really good friends, u know! Cos i dont think ur really a bad guy!
What do u think?

Mobo mobo mobo, lols u so funny, u keep googling all the name of various NL women, lols! Esp the ones uv slept with lols! People, people, Mobo has slept with 3,000 women, he said so in one of his threads, wow! M so amazed, ur such a man! Lols! U see the thing is have got nothing against u, but i jes feel as a man, a Nigerian for that mattr u shldnt come online and insult ur country women! Its the internet for God's sakes, its not only Nigerian's that are on nairaland, so what picture are u painting abt ur women, well i actually think u are mentally troubled, cos all ur threads are abt insulting Nigerian women, Mobo there are good ones out there. Right here i have been nice, i culd be evil you know, and u know Mobo, for a lady as witty as i am, i have a pretty face to go wif it! So cut the beef abt me being ugly cos i am hawt n u know it. Muah! My Mobo, m watching u! Lols.
Funny enuff we culd end up being really good friends, u know! Cos i dont think ur really a bad guy!
What do u think?

Mobo shit face ur here again, have u ever sat down to think and ask God why he gave u a pea for a brain! Ur a sadist to the core, u shld be burned at a stake or castrated, oh! What m i saying, castrated? There sure is nothing to castrate, that's why u come in here and vent ur anger. Its not our fault u turned out the way u are, u shld tie ur mama up to a pole with a knife by her throat and ask her why she brought u to this world and why she allowed those men that slept with her night and day to molest you, i can imagine the number of times u had to pick soap for them and the number of times u had ur ass hole expanded. U know the solution to ur problem, get psychatric help or better still buy a big fat rope and end it all, or load a gun and blow ur brains out. When ur ready to end it all, jes holla at me, il donate some cash so u culd buy urself a cheap coffin, at least we wld need to bury ur brains in something. Lols! Mobo poo breath, i mean you for this nairaland!
By the way where is that thread u created for ur mama and sister, u removed it eh! Lols, hehehehehehehehehehehehe, il show u just how wicked Nigerian women culd be!

Yoikes, i believe, i believe, but Mobo shit face why are u denying that's u. One of the girls u picked from the junction in front of ur house, has turned u to a housewife, she has now taken over ur space in the junction, she'll bring men to the house, while they screw her, u cook and clean for them and serve them as well. That wld teach u to shut ya yap and think before u say trash on nairaland, some of us are more wittier than you. Beside u shldnt let ur kid see all the men that comes to sleep wif ur wife. He just might turn out to be like u, lols.
Nigga i mean u on nairaland. By the way have u seen my post on the thread u created about ur mama and sisters who are a disgrace to nigeria!
Mr ''I stand by the junction and pick girls as cheap as me shit face!''

@Obo Boco, u culdnt have said it better, imagine a low down dirty cheap scum bag callled MOBO shit face, comes on in here and talks about how his mother came about him, i can bet you his sister also came to be the way he did. This is how it goes, his worthless drunk of a father as usual was waiting by the road side like Mobo shit face does now, and his mother walked by and his father says ''hey sexy u wanna go home with me tonight'' and his mother was like ''hell yeah, whatever''. Three months later, she discovers she pregnant, she wonders who the father might be and she gives birth to Mobo shit face, Mobo shit face il bet u aint found your father till today. You know what hurts Mobo the most cos while growing up, he saw his mom being pounded by several men evryday, he probably had to go buy cigarrettes and no no condoms cos that's how his sisters came about. N i know one things for sure, ur sorta gay cos those guys that slept with ur mother also made u pick soap as well, u dick in the butt nigga lols. Nuff said fool!

I blame ur mother for the way you turned out, she should have aborted a bitch like you, i'm sure God wouldnt have considered it a sin, he would even thank her for saving the world from a plague like you! Lols,

Mobo shit face, you should be castrated.
Ur a disgrace to yourself and ur country. Pls be careful, i just hope u haven't had incest yet o! With one of the girls who u pick at ur junction she just might be ur sister from another man.
Come to think of it, you just might be a product of incest cos something is just not right abt u. Pls confirm from ur mom, if i am right lets burn you at a stake!!!

If you are serious, you'll include the price, that's why people haven't been responding!

Imagine i even sold new one for 59k, na wwa o!

Pearl 3G goes for 62,000 here's my mail if ur interested tosinerule@yahoo.com. My BB 9700 goes for 71,000 slot sellss 72k
My BB 9000 goes for 58,000 slot sells 63k
MY BB curve 3520, goes for 38,000 slot sellss 40k
Iphone 3GS 16GB goes for 87,000 slot sells 120k
Iphone 3GS 32GB goes for 103,000 slot sells 130k
All fones are brand new and UK not china. Feel free too ask any questions

@ttjim, haba i went to ur sites, nigerians are not that gullible no wonder ur not based in Lagos, how can u for the love of God sell fones with over 35 to 53 thousand naira with wat is had in the market. Even slot systems that is know for sellin their phones expensive arent as greedy as u are. For ur info i also sell UK fones, brand new and unlocked, how can u sell a bbcurve 8520 that i sell for 37,500, 60,000 haba, my bold 9700 goes for 71,500 and u sell ur 125,000 haba, my N900 goes for 70,000 n urs is above 100,000 na wa o! My ipad 16GB 3G and wifi goes for 122,000 urs goes for 155 or 165, na wa o! Take it easy pple are not digging money on the flloor.

@Poster, u have to know exactly what you want in a fone, if u are addicted to surfing the web, the N900 is d best for you, its browser comes with the adobe flash player thaht plays videos like on a system and opens full sites etc, but there are basic features missing in it, which might be fixed with updates, but its a very powerful fone with unleashed potentials. If ur all for social networking, checking emails on the go, keeping in touch with friends, chatting by various messengers, i guarantee the bb is to go but u have to be on BIS to access these features.

Slot sells desire for 90,000 whilst the HTC HD2 goes for 100,000.

Hi, m Tosin, i work in the computer village, i am a manager in my firm, we do import our fones as well and supply the market. I'm conversant with the market. I could arrange a meeting with my boss with you if you are serious. U can send details with the various phones you have to my email and we take it from there.

@Bankole O, thanks a bunch, i really appreciate ur response, i have the glo direct, glo 3g, glo mobile internet and glo world, most of them came wif the sim, the customer care lady was so specific, she said it wouldnt work, but with ur response id be trying out the always micro, when my zain lite is expired.

my fellow nairalanders, pls i'd like to know, the always micro package can it be used to browse on my fone like the zain lite, i use an E63, and i'm always on my fone rather than on the system. I called glo sometime ago when i wanted my phone activated for browsing, and i was told i could not subscribe to any of their packages excepts it via modem, pls someone put me thru, thanks.

I sell for 85,000 and i also have the HTC HD2 at 87,000, and i am also at the computer village, you can email me if you are interested tosinerule@yahoo.com. Do have a nice day.

Hi, oska, m interested in this partnership, i sketch as well, m good as pple have told me esp strangers, im also involved in female clothings as well, so what does it take to become a partner, you can reach me on tosinerule@yahoo.com.

My gosh! that is some retarded shit!
Woah! She's a FREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!

Hi y'all, i am new to this part of nairaland, pls ill like u guys to help me out, i intend to start my clothing line in future like high fashion, most of my outfits would be mixed or just plain african designs, i have a whole book full of designs(female) il paste some later for y'll to see and probably scrutinize me.
I was wondering where to get good tailors that can sew perfectly, like those clothes u see in boutiques with good finishings, i was told by a friend of mine that ABA tailors are that good and that they take contract jobs to make clothes for most designers in Nigeria. Il like to know if this is true, and what you all think!

Pls i need to gain weight, m quite skinny and its difficult, pls give me good tips