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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Conversation Between Husband And Wife While Watching Arsenal Vs Chelsea by bathston(m): 12:20am On Mar 15, 2017
Please i humbly seek your permission to use this joke in my comic... i so much love and will surely make reference to you on it..thanks in anticipation


masterblogger:
WATCHING FOOTBALL with some wives can be
very frustrating and stressful!

Wife: Dipo, who's that guy? Is that Chris Brown?

Husband: Chris Brown bawo? No na, that's Theo
Walcott!!

Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for?

Husband: It's a warning to a player; and red
means the player must stop playing and leave the
pitch.

Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light:

Yellow - warning, Red - stop.

Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You are right!!

Wife: What about the green card?

Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in
football.

Wife: Which teams are these?

Husband: Which kind wahala be this na?!! God! It's
Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be
that?

Wife: Ok.. which team is putting on blue?

Husband: (upset)... Omg! Haba! Wetin na? Don't
you know it's Chelsea?

Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the
world cup

Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup?
Where you from sef?

Wife: Take am easy na! Pls who's that old man?

Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene
Wenger.

Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that
means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!!
(Changes Channel to Africa Magic & leaves the house
for a viewing center nearby!)....

Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I don't do that, I won't
be able to watch my favorite Telemundo.


MASTERBLOGGER at it again
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 7:28pm On Jan 08, 2015
Please o, I wanna know if I can still change my course, when we get to 200 lvl

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Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 5:00pm On Dec 12, 2014
The admission status is ready on jamb site
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 2:04pm On Dec 10, 2014
dupre:
more lists wil still cum out.
Hw sure are you?
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 3:14pm On Dec 09, 2014
This new list...tho...
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 2:58pm On Dec 02, 2014
@CODED, plz hw true is it that we are resuming JAN 26, if diz true, plz wen are we starting reg... And lastly the most important aspect is that "plz can LASU still deny sumbodi of his/her admission during our clearance?" Please i nid to knw As Soon As Possible...plzzzz @CODED, plz hw true is it that we are resuming JAN 26, if diz true, plz wen are we starting reg... And lastly the most important aspect is that "plz can LASU still deny sumbodi of his/her admission during our clearance?" Please i nid to knw As Soon As Possible...plzzzz
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 5:07pm On Nov 28, 2014
0coded80:
u cant change ur course unless ur olevel doesnt relate to d course u are given and they will be d one to change it 4 u, not u
bros plz keep us updated on when we are going to start our reg... Thanks an GOD bless
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 8:19pm On Nov 26, 2014
@0coded...plz cn somebody do change of course during our reg?
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 8:30am On Nov 23, 2014
0coded80:
yes
please hlp me chk Oyegoke Opeoluwa Christiana 46238069GB pol sci.. And u cn chk oda places incase she's given anoda course
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 6:56pm On Nov 22, 2014
0coded80:
no nid of having my number or calling me,just go to d right place and u are get d right tin
abt dis post I need more detailed infoz. Cuz av gat a frnd who needs help.. U cn mail me #sabbathston@gmail.com
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 6:54pm On Nov 22, 2014
0coded80:
#10000 acceptance fee, #25000 sch fee
thanks cus a lecturer ma P-man's frnd told ma parle say na arnd 30k-50k
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 6:09pm On Nov 22, 2014
0coded80:
like *c of o* and other
please just wanna ask hw much will our acceptance fee be...or do u have an idea hw much they nyt kal it??
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 7:27am On Nov 11, 2014
ifyrosky:
Unbelievable lasu has finally released her 2nd round post utme , praise God ,,,,,,can't wait to check mine
the thunder tha wil fire u is doing press up
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 4:08pm On Nov 07, 2014
LASU wetin b dis na?
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 10:20pm On Nov 06, 2014
LASU #DevilishSmile
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 8:53pm On Nov 06, 2014
dupre:
hmmm, nobody z saying anytim based on d admission list again. Thread don dry no b small.
dry BIG TIME
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 12:08am On Nov 05, 2014
Hezzyboi:
bros na hw I c am ooo.....lasu is yet to reply.....am getting tired of dis embarassed
choi... Dis skul na bad market o...
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 9:03pm On Nov 04, 2014
hybee123:
nigger economy don tiry me ooo.. 2 do o'level exam na wahala.. If u scale 2ru dat 1 face jamb. Anoda gobe... Finish dat 1 remain fastin nd prayer 4 admission list... Enter skul. Anoda prayer 4 gud result nd prevention 4 cultist wahala.... God ans ur prayer u pass out... U go go dey disturb hm again 4 job!!!! Chai... Na God go help us oo
fact
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 6:57pm On Nov 04, 2014
[quote author=Hezzyboi post=27693096][/quote] dem. Never reply ur mail?
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 6:56pm On Nov 04, 2014
chibunnannodim:
the list is out oooooo just type obo and oko u will c it
. #SMH for you
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 9:46pm On Nov 03, 2014
Oyetechs:
Guys mk una 4get, LASU don dupe us, we don enta ONE chance 4 okokomaiko wey dy go ojo
guy...dnt just conclude lyk dat o...
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 7:29pm On Nov 03, 2014
samneutron:

no o na#BOB o
lols... I hear u o
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 6:08pm On Nov 03, 2014
samneutron:
U gonna see dat lasu will release am tomorrow
prophet
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 4:26pm On Nov 03, 2014
Hezzyboi:
just sent an email to lasu.....to ask wahs taking so long why lasu is yet to release ha admission list...hp dey reply me bak....nd I hp I don't regret it though
. Please gimme the EMAIL address... And as for regret, u cnt o, cuz u only made inquiry...
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 4:12pm On Nov 03, 2014
LASU dey make me feel lyk say I don enta 1 CHANCE...
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 5:24pm On Nov 02, 2014
deewann:
lasu av a prob wit d starlite course form.....once dey rectify it...dey will upload d admission list...d ict dpartment is busy workin on dat
which means 2mao gan no sure
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 5:05pm On Nov 02, 2014
2mao is anoda DAY
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 10:10pm On Oct 31, 2014
Adebola18:
topic: bathston ( m), Teeeestone,
furetin , micolaj , samneutron(m ), ayubizdnam (m ),
WIZGUY69 (m ), stephenoginni , debomi1 , slimyusup
and 3 guest(s)
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una dae wait for list
I swear dis LASU peeps cn disappoint o... Chai
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by bathston(m): 7:55pm On Oct 31, 2014
Where is 0coded80 oooo

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