I have just acquired all UAC fast food outlets so its good news to all
nairalanders,
With just ur ID u can have all u want free after, of course, surrendering ur ATM passcodes,


Guess who's coming for dinner @ my crib, ?
Rev. King, Sgt. Rogers, Bamaiyi, and big bros himself Osama (u know he's right now at , house!!!!)

THIS I WICKED,
So what did the wife say?
What in heaven's name has she been doing not utilizing her resources?
This is exactly the challenge we are facing in Nigeria!
Maybe she needs an economist like myself to help her out, or what do u think guys?!

Thank God, don't have to queue anymore for fuel, it nows runs from my bathroom tap

jassie:

What right have y'all to classify someone as ugly or not.

If you critics are so Good looking, why not post your personal pictures at the end of every comment

_{wowo calling better people wowo}

Told dem, ma broda.First, I wan see the guy wey cause dis wahala in the first place!

Same here!
I guess only bankers will be in church dat day,

A couple celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary where asked the secret of their long marraige, hear the man:
HUSBAND: (smiles)Oh! we take time to go the restaurant 2 times a week. A little candle light, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

i lie?

skysunny:

@Tufe
how u dey long time
abi your wife don send u go peace
keeping for her village?

iF DEY SEND AM GO PEACE-KEEPING DAT ONE GOOD; ATLEAST IM GO DEY SAVE MONEY!
ABI NO BE SO. SHEBI  NA THE CURRENCY FOR THERE?!!

celebrate

reap

a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to
a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement
in the 'Lonely Hearts' column.
"Well, madam," the assistant said, "we charge a minimum of N1000per
insertion."
"You don't say," said the spinster "Well then, here's N10,000 and to hell
with the advertisement!"

@ nightnurse, girl ur absototally crazy in the head,
"INSERTION"

YEAH serves him right!
WHAT WAS HE THINKING, Im neva even begin pray!

WHO SAYS SEGUN ARINZE IS UGLY?Make una no talk am again o.
For Jerry Amilo, I hear d guy bin get on one fatal accident accident like that and im refuse plastic surgery; so is he still qualified for this ugly competition?
I sure hope every one that replied to this thread has done a thorough inspection of themselves in front of their mirror? Shey una don see sey na dey wowos dey get d dough, so u still wanna be pretty?
But Baba Iyabo, hmmm
Empress is ok, abeg: luvly shape!
Clem: just the way he walks like someone who's been waiting in queue to use the loo, u know,
Abeg carry una wowo talk go, i still dey think.Work no gree me remember

heat

@Skysunny
Bros, i neva knew women are now in charge of peace-keeping affairs!
But if datz the case then we know what to do, DON'T WE, 1DAFUL LADIES OF NAIRALAND?
Now you, yes am talking to you,
beware or you know where you'll be , PEACEKEEPING, !!!

Come to think of it, the name ITUEN: e be like say you be my broda o
Y u wn f, k up now?

Abi my sister, @nightnurse, ask am: wetin women do you?
And what was she to do with kisses,uh?
I must say she's a very prudent woman managing those kisses so, u could imagine how she'd have used the cash if he had sent it.
If you ask me I'll say LUCKY BASTARD, THE MAN!!!!!

@Folly69
Cool thing you did with the names but I sure as hell wish the whole thing was real; or what do you think fellas- wouldn't it be nice to have the guys share some of the pain since,well um, it was a two-man affair(you know what i mean?!)

VAAAAALLLENTIIIIIINE!
I no dey even remember  things like that!To me it's just like any other day: NOTHING DEY HAPPEN!!!
It's a working day so your's truly would be peering into a PC, and over stacks of papers all through a better part of the day; and like the brethren who'll be eating poof-poof, I wish i could have a special delicacy from my tribe to eat on that day!Kind of miss it.
For those of who feel that recklessness should be order of the day, remember THE TWIN PALS OF HIV and AIDS or their other colleagues.
I would advise all should be should be in a sober mood and pray God to restore peace to the war torn parts of our continent and the world;that LOVE should abound in the hearts of these waring factions of the world so they would stop wasting precious lives!

I'd say NONE!
Being happy is the most important thing.
Yes you could be married but not happy, fulfilled or at peace with your GOD!
Don't get me wrong, it is wonderful to get married even God endorses it but make sure it is done the right way with the right person for the right reasons.
Don't marry due to pressure or because "all your friends are" or because "he's this or she's dat".
Marry for friendship, love, and everything good!
So my friends you now know it isn't just being called "married" but "happily married"!

@Zheroes, u sure about what u just said?
Oh my GOD!!!

@touche, I think we need an undercover to go find that out!
Me, I dey chop bread so lo ng as its good (whether china,northpole or ivorycoast,i no sabi!) and is all-those-harmful-products free and is nafdac registered.

I have to corporate party coming up but i do not want to wear a gown, so guys, any suggestions?

@onyiilady what are d price range of your clothes?

Oh dear!
This whole talk is making me feel horrible.
I haven't actually got time to study d fone sha.
But could somebody please tell me something GOOD about N72?!

Yeah, I agree with you-it was a crown well deserved!
From the way i screamed, one would think i won the jeep
and the million of naira.
Looking forward to another exciting season!

Love is all that matters, so what has age got to do with it? As far as yours truly is concerned the older, the better.
So girl, follow your heart. You deserve to be happy.
One thing: don't do it cos of pressure, and don't do it out of pity.
Goodluck and invite us to the wedding!
Guys, what do you think?

U sound like a food lover 2 me. U don't need 2 go 2 far: hope on a bus or better still take a flight to calabar or it's neighbouring state,  need i say more
But be careful, though, u might likely not go home 2 mama,if u know what i mean,

Nollywood, i must say, can get better if the producers put in more effort to churn out good stories rather than think of how wide their smile to the bank will be! Ini is a good actress but as someone said, yes ,overexposure seems to be a problem. Tony Umez? He has a stupid face. And there are so many terrible actors that i can't waste precious time to talking about when there are good ones like Clarion, Oge Okoye(yes, she's good), Omotola, Stella damasus.Jim Iyke is also good but he can do better without his annoying wannabe antics. But we will agree nollywood is not doing so bad afterall.

" behind the smile",my friends, is a must watch. from the first episode it caught ma attention. the story, plot, et al, looks promising. now ,how i hate kunle's character! as for sade and everyone out there, the truth is the best, no matter what. putting myself in her shoes, i shudder when i think of what cud happen if the truth gets out. but i hav the feelin she may never be discovered, kunle is to be executed, remember? well, whatever,suspense is the beauty of any good movie,

almost 4got 2 add: i really need a job. but then, wetin i dey yarn WE ALL DO!

nice idea! but does institution of study really matter? no yawa,i studied economics, unical.
i like my brother chxta- tell it straight! 4 me, i'd actually love a media job!

kenayi, its just l[color=#006600][/color]ike thought said.one other thing- prayer- ma friend. the test wasn't moi-moi, @all!