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Phones / Re: Etisalat Should Give Us Our Deserved 20% Or..... by Beaf1: 11:16am On Dec 03, 2013
I received the same N7,500 yesterday. After viewing this thread I checked my balance and IT IS GONE embarassed embarassed cry cry

This is b%llshit! How can they make that expensive mistake? Now I am sooo angry angry angry

Dear Customer, You Have Been Rewarded With N7500.00. This is 20% of Your Recharges in November. Keep Recharging Your Etisalat Line in December

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That is the message.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Is Like A Mad Man With Alighter At The Fuel Station’ – Lamido by Beaf1: 11:08am On Dec 03, 2013
Chai!!

This Otueke fisherman don suffer. Lamido take am easy abeg. He is still commando in chief grin
Politics / Re: PDP Won't Miss Amaechi, Wammako, Others.- Tukur. by Beaf1: 10:33am On Dec 03, 2013
You wont miss them yet you are talking about them EVERYDAY. Na wa o. old man cheesy

GEJ will surely miss them come 2015.

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Drinking With The "Go And Die" Widow (Picture) by Beaf1: 4:02pm On Dec 02, 2013
tomakint:
Definitely, something is wrong with you! Think my friend, think!!! undecided

I am not your friend. Go and Die

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Drinking With The "Go And Die" Widow (Picture) by Beaf1: 3:58pm On Dec 02, 2013
tomakint:
Is that supposed to be a question? undecided

Are you blind? Or simply just being a Nigerian cheesy

@post
If that polished apartment belongs to this 'widow' then she definitely was not 'Hawking' goods on that street.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: 24-hour Curfew Imposed After Boko Haram Attacks Maiduguri by Beaf1: 3:38pm On Dec 02, 2013
Baba_Eleko: Dgg

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: 24-hour Curfew Imposed After Boko Haram Attacks Maiduguri by Beaf1: 3:35pm On Dec 02, 2013
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Help me ask them o

Last we checked there supposed to be State of Emergency in Borno.

If those soldiers are weak, we will call in our ancestors to come and save the situation cheesy
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Donates N2m To 'Go And Die' Widow by Beaf1: 2:51pm On Dec 02, 2013
Afam4eva: This is a kind gesture but even if he emptied the yearly budget of Edo state government for the widow, it doesn't change the fact that he told the woman to go and die and that will be on record and will serve as a deterrent to other caustic tongues in government.

On a lighter note, i don't mind a governor tell me to go and die as long as i'll be given a token just as this. There's a saying that goes "If you don't get insulted in life, you won't get blessed". Btw, i formed this saying grin

Go and Die.

Na joke o. No ban me and I no get two million to give cheesy

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Drinking With The "Go And Die" Widow (Picture) by Beaf1: 2:42pm On Dec 02, 2013
Is that the 'poor' widow's apartment?

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Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Attacks Air-Force Base In Maiduguri by Beaf1: 2:38pm On Dec 02, 2013
Where was the almighty JTF when these crazy guys were coordinating and planning this attack? Is the SoE still in place?
Autos / Re: Went To Contonou To Get My 2006 Toyota Avalon Xl by Beaf1: 2:10pm On Dec 02, 2013
The guy don vamoose grin

Tell us price you no gree. My lion is beautiful and stronger than this car.
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu Calls For Extension Of Jonathan's Tenure To 2017 by Beaf1: 10:05am On Dec 02, 2013
skyluv2000: I think senator Ekweremmadu has a nice point there, its better,GEJ stay for one term and leave the office.for some of you slowpokes especially westerners here, didnt ur brother wanted third term, so what crime had GEJ committed in trying to utilize his franchisement to the fullest.

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Did the monkey succeeded in the third term agenda? Why make reference to it when it was a failure cheesy
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu Calls For Extension Of Jonathan's Tenure To 2017 by Beaf1: 10:04am On Dec 02, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: grin

break-up, break-up

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No one is breaking up. This marriage is for better for worse (in sickness and in health) grin
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu Calls For Extension Of Jonathan's Tenure To 2017 by Beaf1: 10:01am On Dec 02, 2013
ahoy LT: Are the TEAM GEJ seeing the hand writing on the wall? GEJ can't win 2015 election, so they are suggesting another way through.

Even Ass-Ari Dumb-Kumbo as given up.
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu Calls For Extension Of Jonathan's Tenure To 2017 by Beaf1: 9:58am On Dec 02, 2013
Doctrine of Necessity ko Doctrine of Compulsory ni.

GEJ Must Go Run (to otuoke) cheesy

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Politics / Re: Defeat Of Boko Haram - Lest Not Forget = Billyonaire by Beaf1: 1:57pm On Nov 30, 2013
Are you posting from BORNO?

We can say the security has improved but it is not yet time to celebrate because people in Yobe and Maiduguri are still living in fear.

DEATH to Boko Harem!
Education / Re: ASUU Dismisses Fg’s Threat To Sack Lecturers by Beaf1: 3:56pm On Nov 29, 2013
The president and his advisers must be high on Ogogoro or Sapele water when they issue that 'ultimatum'

May be there is market at Otuoke where they can go and shop for brand new lecturers cheesy


Major General Goodluck Jonathan Ebele Azikiwe.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Is Islam The Most Discriminated Religion In The World? by Beaf1: 2:44pm On Nov 29, 2013
The Clown: The day a muslim opens his eyes to discernment, thinks with his brain as regards his religion and questions some norms is the day he seizes to become a muslim. You can come and and shout and tell us Islam is peace and all that but there's no need telling you otherwise, you will never realise it, if not, you will not remain a muslim.

I'm not a muslim but the more I learn about Islam, the more disgusted I become about that religion and its prophet. My latest study was about Sawda Bint Zama. Yes, Islam is the most discriminated religion in the world and why not? It should be the most banned religion instead!

Peace to you all (I mean real peace).

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You are your moniker.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Is Islam The Most Discriminated Religion In The World? by Beaf1: 2:42pm On Nov 29, 2013
Real_Alfranco: dats d height of it all... There are over a billion muslims,den christians are jst over 1 million abi?? Ur comments is filled with pure ignorance I swear!! All of you staying down south in Nigeria don't have da slightest clue about what's happening up here!!! Not all muslims are terrorist,but all terrorist are muslims(ur opinion isn't needed here at all)
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Da next tym I'll enter Lagos,make one yeye pikin call me aboki make Im see!!...
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And boko haram has killed more muslims dan christians?? Where is all dis nonsense coming from...make I keep quiet here b4 dem hide my post!!!

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What she is saying is this: If killing non-muslims is the way of getting Allah's favour or salvation (as perceived by you or as claimed by the terrorist) then NOT only Boko Harem members BUT all muslims will arm themselves with bombs and kill as many non-muslims as possible to go to paradise. Do you think your neighbourhood will have been this peaceful? cheesy

Why am I even wasting my time explaining to you... you are just hateful of Islam. Islam is Beautiful.

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Car Talk / Re: Honda Accord 99 Or Kia Rio 2006 by Beaf1: 10:28am On Nov 29, 2013
A car built in 1999 is difinitely stronger than those built in 2006 even if they are all hondas let alone kia kia.

You are comparing a car with a digital toy. Dont look at those dashboard buttons, if that Kia managed to reach your village it will not come back cheesy

I will gladly pick a 2004 fairly used BMW, Audi or Benz to a brand new Honda 2013. grin
Autos / Re: What Are The Advantages Of Buying Used Cars? by Beaf1: 3:26pm On Nov 28, 2013
Eyop: My own opinion:

(1) Buying a Used Benz in a great condition is better than a brand new Hyundai,kia or any other china brand car.

(2) A used Honda car or SUV to me is better than a brand new innoson assembled car or SUV

(3) A used car will save you cost than buying a brand new car.

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Thanks

It depends on what types of new cars and used cars we are talking about. We have cars and we have motors cheesy

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Autos / Re: What Are The Advantages Of Buying Used Cars? by Beaf1: 3:24pm On Nov 28, 2013
A car built in 1995 and the one built in 2010 will not be the same in terms of ruggedness. The old cars were build with heavy and more durable components.

New cars designed nowadays are simpler/smoother and more digital in nature and of course 'they are new' cheesy that's the only advantage IMHO.

Example:
I have a 2008 Toyota siena and a 406 peugeot (lion) built in 1998. When I drive this two cars the difference is clear. The toyota, despite its size is soo light and at high speed I struggle with the wind. No balance, unlike the peugeot.

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Education / Re: English Word With Three Different Consecutive Repeated Letters? by Beaf1: 3:57pm On Nov 26, 2013
jaxy: Nonesense

Yeah!
This is correct but it cracked me up cheesy we have three eees in it.

The thread says three consecutive LETTERS not words. Some people are typing rubbish!
Celebrities / Re: Romantic Photos Of President Goodluck & Patience Jonathan by Beaf1: 3:45pm On Nov 26, 2013
On this photo: Dame wanted a kiss but GEJ gave her a hug instead.
Politics / Re: Doubts Surround Alleged Attack On Oduah’s Car by Beaf1: 10:45am On Nov 26, 2013
Adindu peter: Relax buddy.. This is just punch newspaper side of the story.. Wasn't the same punch that reported that the committee setup for enquiry on Oduah's bullet proof car recommends the sack of the minister weeks before they were through?

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How many times do you want to post this $hit?

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GEJ and his minister girlfriend are clueless. We are buying this bool$hit!!

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Politics / Re: 2015: South-south Will Disown Jonathan If He Doesn’t Run by Beaf1: 2:19pm On Nov 25, 2013
It is Obasanjo's fault. This half-man half-Gorilla forced on us a clueless ogogoro taking man and look at the tension he is trying to build.

Divide and rule will not work. GEJ must leave cheesy

He will run to Otuoke in 2015.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Sacks Aisha Umar As Special Assistant On Social Development by Beaf1: 9:37am On Nov 25, 2013
iknopro:

If you like storm d whole street of Abuja n Lagos or even in all d 36 States in Nigeria, Mrs. Stella Oduah will not be sacked

SMH

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Sacks Aisha Umar As Special Assistant On Social Development by Beaf1: 9:35am On Nov 25, 2013
He can sack others but not his thieving Minister girlfriends. Nonsense!


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Politics / Re: SAD!! Hausa Facebook Group Prays For Jonathan's Death by Beaf1: 3:37pm On Nov 22, 2013
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Do you mind them? grin
Politics / Re: SAD!! Hausa Facebook Group Prays For Jonathan's Death by Beaf1: 3:29pm On Nov 22, 2013
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Get out of here!

The same thing happen when Yar'Adua was fighting death during his tenure. Even GEJ was silently praying for YarAdua's death.

Na today cheesy

A lot of people are wishing GEJ death even among his cabinet.

These Hausa guys have just brought there own wish out in the open/on social media.

BTW I understand Hausa and read through those comments. While some people were wishing him death, some are condenming it and they ALL hausa which means they are Hausas.

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Politics / Re: SHOCKING: Boko Haram ‘shoots Man In The Head For Refusing To Deny Christ’ by Beaf1: 1:57pm On Nov 22, 2013
What is 'shocking' here. Have you forgotten their theme?

What part of head was he shot at that he survived?

My religion teaches that when faced with danger especially at gun (like this man) to denounce your religion or say whatever, you can say it(provided that it didnt come from your heart). We are first judged by our intention and then our actions.

The man just risked his precious life and he is now seeking attention. He was just been lucky the bullet missed the vital parts. He would have been history by now.

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