thisisit:
This is a BAD OMEN for SA!

I see a protracted internal strife in SA

I see the gods bringing judgement to bloody hands and bearers of false witness in SA.

I see return of APARTHEID in SA.

These I have seen... He who has ear, let him hear!!

Have you taken your chloroquine today

MMempire:
Very massive. But where is the car park?

The lord will provide

Friends

Learn to take jokes from your friends seriously.

That's how nature forces them to tell you their hearts

EreluRoz:
oniedaaa

You fit marry a single mother with 8 kids, and still claim she a virgin just because she told you she got her kids through IVF

Man up bro, it's red out there

I'm beginning to wonder if this thing was a competition on who will give a testimony that will make heads roll most

What's their gain after these, were they expecting this to be a form of evangelism or what

Anyway, one thing is sure, God is never mocked.

Let it just be they are saying the truth.

EreluRoz:
She may be saying the truth. A girl may be wild but fears intercourse.

Satan fit give you thumps up reading this.

You learnt greatly from his lies

Lifestone:

What did you read there? Nothing. Other than the headline, it contains nothing.

Your phone no show anything apart from the headline?

Right now

Another girl booking an appointment on coded site with a strange guy, after reading this

Wahala for saner clime oo

You mean this old woman carry expo go debate

Trump go dey scratch him wounded ear as him dey laugh

Food is ready for the Republicans, if true

Statisense abeg give us sense on the rate Tinubu is planning to inflict Nigeria with pains.

Is it 100 pains per minute or per second?

When you as a hunter leave antelope to chase rabbit, this is the outcome.

You become a thing of ridicule

Things dey happen oo

Man no wan hear, woman no wan learn

Statisense abeg go give Tinubu sense.

No dey feed us with dumb sense, una bin waka for bush count shit?

They should kiss their RENEWED HOPE with affection

Ohh, how affliction burns hotter than tribalism

Don't be too fast to refute completely any new knowledge that comes your way.

Time makes our lives a puzzle.

What you hear today may make more sense to you next year, when an event occurs.

We go dey here dey cap xenophobia up and down.

While una dey one corner dey knack.

Just continue, there is God oo.

But the girl make sense sha, this one fit wan kill am, him go just dey thank am.

SultanofAbia.

Abeg how much be fuel for Aba?

This one na head kick

Brutal punch line

Kobicove:


You forgot to add snakes cos the country also has a high population of pythons

Forgive me.

Your cup is approaching the brim, keep fluffing around

True talk.

Advancement with evil agenda.

Such a dark world we all live.

Africa is even better, at times I wonder if those living in the so called advanced countries even have control over their thoughts :-

Advanced technology, robotics humans

Cruise? .

Waptrick, tricked me into bad things that year

Thank God I overcame

I don't know what's wrong with this particular country. From rabbit overpopulation to insects, then frog, to emu.

Them no dey chop

What mineral were they mining?

Car racing for Naija

Something like madmax fury would have made sense.

That's my woman, so true.

Houthis wants to get hurt

Wait ooo.

Na who dey distribute these cheap expired weed for Igbo land

Yesterday I saw a thread that English stole some words from Igbo dictionary

Today na this one. Who knows what's coming up tomorrow