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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Sisterhood by beeblah(m): 10:46am On Dec 14, 2019
ubunja:
thanks. Consistency is because the truth doesn't change bro.

I’d like to read the removed post...I don’t want to miss out on any!!!! Very sure they’ll be interesting
Religion / Re: What Is The Biblical Procedures For Burial? by beeblah(m): 10:04am On Nov 05, 2017
Patiently waiting for an answer with proves to backup

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Crime / Re: Two Youth Leaders Shot Dead At A Beer Parlour In Imo State. Graphic Photos by beeblah(m): 12:18pm On Apr 19, 2017
YOUTH LEADERS killed inside BEER PARLOR

change d topic pls
Religion / Re: "Attention Well" In Badagry Causes Instant Loss Of Memory If One Drinks From It by beeblah(m): 9:07pm On Apr 15, 2017
It's ATTENUATION nd nt ATTENTION
Education / Interesting Responses To "How Are You?" by beeblah(m): 8:29pm On Jan 11, 2017
How do you answer? This question has become a ubiquitous greeting in our society and just as prevalent is the humdrum "good", "fine", "meh", etc. In a flash of inspiration and a dash of cash, I collected one hundred unusual comebacks. None of these are edited and the only rule was to be upbeat. The "NOTE" texts are from the authors, not me.


1. I'm just peachy keen!
2. Greetings, may you live long & prosper. (NOTE: I usually go for Hello as greeting, and then follow up with the How are you or How are you doing.)
3. Fair to middling, mostly middling.
4. Even better than the real thing.
5. employed!
6. I am better than heaven today!
7. Thankfully alive and still somewhat young and healthy, in this economy what more can I ask for?
8. I'm unbelievable!
9. Fine and dandy as long as no one else boogers up my day!
10. Super Duper!!


11. I am fantastic and feeling astonishingly glorious. (NOTE: I like this one a lot.)
12. Happier than a cat in a room full of catnip.
13. I am a little overstuffed. And you?
14. Just happy to be above ground.
15. I am feeling happier than ever!!
16. I'm decent baby, flier than a pelican as Lil Wayne might say...
17. Upright and still breathing. You?
18. Cool as a cucumber
19. Bouncy and ready to go!
20. Splendedly Spectacular!


21. So you say.
22. I am fantabulous!
23. Purely golden.
24. In the Newtonian or quantum mechanical sense?
25. If I were an better, there'd have to be two of me.
26. Hopefully not as good as I'll ever be.
27. Couldn't be better
28. I'd be better if I won the lottery
29. peachy
30. Other then my lumbero just fine Darling.


31. Not dead yet!
32. Living the dream!
33. Fabulous!
34. I'm about as excited as a parking spot!
35. Just dandy! I have sworn off use of the word "awesome" because I work with someone who's been no less than "awesome" for five years, which of course is impossible. (NOTE: How many people believe that when someone asks, "How are you?" they really want to know - hmmmm.)
36. well and fine and good.
37. I must be OK because my name was not in today's obituaries!
38. I can't complain... I've tried, but no one listens.
39. I am wonderfully giddy.
40. Worse than yesterday but better than tomorrow


41. I am better than yesterday and not as good as I will be tomorrow.
42. As long as I can keep the kitten I found today, I'll be fine!
43. i am fine but genneraly enterjetic
44. Flying high, man, flying high (NOTE: Give us more questions like this!)
45. old enough to know better
46. and how's your dog?
47. Pretty fly for a white guy...taking life one punch at a time! (NOTE: Life is better than the alternative...smile!)
48. "Standing in the eye of the storm." (NOTE: My husband always answers this way. It refers to the eye of a tornado, which is still while the winds swirl around. When he says it in response to "how are you," he means that right now things are calm but that there's all this activity swirling around you and things may change at any moment.)
49. Still among the living!
50. I am sailing on the sea of love.


51. "Blood pressure 120/80, respiration 16, CBC and Chem Panels normal."
52. If I were any better, Warren Buffett would buy me.
53. I am still breathing.
54. i am unique and me.
55. How goes it?
56. As good as a kipper in the sea.
57. I'm Super dee duper.
58. I am absolutely fine, in florida, its hot and awesome!!
59. I am fine as a frogs hair.
60. Ebullient and full of alacrity.
61. This is my lucky day!!!
62. I still am.


63. Amazing and happy
64. I am better today than yesterday, which is better than the day before that! smiley
65. I am not doing so well today, my cat went on the roof, my car door will not open and my head hurts other than that I am great
66. worn out from doing good things
67. My Indian name isn't "Are You", it's Struggling Turtle"
68. I am as as rich in spirit as Michael Jackson was famous. (NOTE: Well that answer might be true if I has a place to live that was decent and an income. lol)
69. Delicous. You?
70. I am dandy, thank you for asking! How are you today?


71. Wonderful
72. I'm not unwell thank you
73. Feeling lucky and living large
74. Better than yesterday!
75. How am I? The better question would be, "Why are you?"
76. just ducky, quack, quack. you?
77. I am doing so fabulous today! I can hardly control myself from dancing.
78. As fine as a tree with oranges and grapes!
79. I am as fine as a hot brand new 2010 Camaro!
80. Must be doing pretty since I woke up on this side of the grass instead of under it.


81. I'm my usual devil may care self; nothing ever changes.
82. All banana-breaded out!
83. Quite well. And how is it that you are?
84. Better than yesterday, not sure about tomorrow.
85. strange and getting stranger
86. Superfantastic! (NOTE: Saying the word make you end in with a smile.)
87. I'm in tip top shape, how are you?
88. Just ducky! (NOTE: I alternate between 'peachy' & 'ducky'. People find it memorable.)
89. I am psyching myself up for a load of playdates this week!
90. Still keepin' up with the kids!


91. I am currently in a wonderfully-post-orgasm-and-chocolate-milk creative mood. (NOTE: Funny, what type of give us the desire to create things. Live, Love, Laugh.)
92. I'm still pleasantly pushing a pulse, thanks for asking. How are you? (NOTE: Interesting HIT, thanks for the grin.)
93. Well I did just swallow a rather large and strange looking insect, but I hear they're full of protein. So I guess I'm great.
94. Am fine unless these exams are not very tough.
95. Well, I'm not in prison. I'm not in the hospital. I'm not in the grave. So I reckon I'm fairing along pretty well. (NOTE: Limited Souther expression)
96. Fine as frog hair and twice as fuzzy.
97. FINE - fickle insecure neurotic and emotional, as usual (NOTE: for bad days - f***ed up insane neurotic and emotional.)
98. In the normal sense or the Cartesian sense?
99. I'm feelin' like a good luck magnet today, everything is coming my way!
100. From what I hear, I am very good.


Okay, so some of these are a bit duplicate, but consider changing your own response to one of these and see what happens.
Politics / Re: Idia Ize-Iyamu's Convoy Attacked In Iyamho, Edo by beeblah(m): 4:08pm On Sep 21, 2016
my mind is saying this was prearranged!

political propagandas, publicity stunt, all Na wash!!

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Politics / Re: Idia Ize-Iyamu's Convoy Attacked In Iyamho, Edo by beeblah(m): 4:08pm On Sep 21, 2016
my mind is saying this was prearranged!

police propagandas, publicity stunt, all Na wash!!

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram: 13,000 Churches Affected, 1,500 Schools Shut, 611 Teachers Killed. by beeblah(m): 3:51pm On Sep 21, 2016
Oby might be right, dz place is becoming a junkyard, so much bullshit from people!
gather your facts before posting shit, don't believe everything u see online? I'm not a Muslim n I know 16000 churches Isa fat lie!

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Religion / Re: Can Any Of You Christians In The House Explain Dis To Me By Opposing Dis Motion? by beeblah(m): 8:32am On Aug 29, 2016
natkey:
1. Well, there have been cases of amputees having their missing parts growing out. This happened in Jesus' ministry as documented in the gospels where the maimed were healed. I suppose you're asking about 'modern day cases'. Smith Wigglesworth is recorded to have had these types of miracles happen at his meetings. There have also been cases of legs and arms growing out to full length when 1 was shorter than the other. Are we supposed to see these same types of miracles today? Absolutely. Jesus said the works that he did, believers shall do also and even greater works than those. So yes, that includes arms and legs growing out for amputees. Why don't we seem to see them? I believe part of the reason for this is faith. I do not know of any amputee who has gone believing for his arms or legs to grow out. Jesus said all things are possible to him that believes. If he said ALL, he meant ALL. That would include arms and legs growing out. If anyone really prayed in faith for his arms or legs to grow out, he should have them grow out. That's what Jesus taught.

2. Jesus didn't say he wants Christians to fulfil the Law in those verses you referenced; he said he came to fulfil it. And he did. He lived a perfectly sinless life and fulfiled the law at its highest standard (something no one else could have done).

3. The bible teaches that God wants his children to prosper and that includes finances. The bible doesn't teach that money is a bad thing, but rather covetousness or greed. It is the love of money that is the root of all evil and not money itself. When Jesus used this illustration -- if you keep everything in its context and read the verses following -- he was trying to make the point that you can't get into the kingdom just by yourself or through your effort. Notice the disciples asked him 'who then can be saved?' . And then he said, 'the things which are impossible with men are possible with God'. So it's not your having riches or not having riches that will determine whether you make it into the kingdom of God.

4. God didn't create cancer and AIDS. Of course not. These came about as a result of the fall of man in the garden of Eden. Sickness was never part of God's plan. When God created everything, he said it was good. All the imperfections we see in our world today are the consequence of that original sin. Besides, Jesus healed the sick. If sickness was of God, Jesus had no business healing sick folk. The bible says he healed all those who 'were oppressed by the devil' not those who were oppressed by God. Sickness is NEVER from God. Why do 'good' Christians fall sick? I think there is this notion that people get good things from God because they are good or do good things. That is not what the bible teaches. In christianity, you are not righteous because of what you do. You are righteous because of Jesus' righteousness. It's the same reason why doing good things will not take you to heaven because you cannot EARN your salvation. You will never by your own effort be able to meet God's perfect standards.
Christians are not supposed to be sick. If they are sick, that's not God's will for them or really anyone at all. The bible says believers shall lay hands on the sick and they shall recover. Healing is the children's bread. I can go on and on with verse after verse to validate this.

5. You say the bible today differs from the original by many chapters and thousands of paragraphs. Could you be more specific?

6. Thou shall not make any graven image? To what end? I think you are confusing idol worship with just regular symbols people make. I personally do not wear crosses or the like. Are you perhaps saying a cross on a church building should be a sin or something like that?

7. You referenced a verse of scripture you just pulled out of context. Who does 'her' refer to?

8. Where does the bible say the earth is 6000-8000 years old. Could you give me verse and chapter?

9. I don't quite understand what you're saying here. To say Jesus is responsible for the deaths of those people... Did he give instructions for anyone to be executed, ever? Jesus message and life are so deeply centered around love that you really cannot justify what you say with his teachings. Forgiveness, love, love, love is the theme over and over again.

10. Yes, Jesus said any sin can be forgiven except blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. Again, you're assuming that people get into heaven because they meet certain standards. The bible teaches that no one will get to heaven because of their good deeds. This is one key difference between Christianity and other faiths. Religions typically have rituals and rites that you do to be in good standing with God but Christianity isn't that way.


1. reference pls

2. came to fulfill laws to be neglected by his followers

4. OK, since He didn't create it, he wouldn't know the cure bah?

5. as if you don't know of the numerous contradictions, the numbered expungement?? BTW, have seen the original manuscript yourself? in what language was it written?


to other answers: I AIN'T GAT MUCH TIME....PLS DO A 'REASONABLE' RESEARCH BEFORE BELIEVING ANYTHING!!!!!!!
Religion / Re: Can Any Of You Christians In The House Explain Dis To Me By Opposing Dis Motion? by beeblah(m): 8:19am On Aug 29, 2016
kolaish:
1. Has any amputee ever went to God or Jesus for healing or deliverance and was turned back? No.

2. Jesus did not in his lifetime own a slave, He hold everyone born of human in high esteem, remember that he washed his disciples’ feet by himself. In other words, He came to serve and not to be served. So why do you want Christians to subscribe to slavery.

6. Not all Christians denomination do wear crosses. May be you are talking about catholic, Cherubim and Seraphim and Celestial. They view the cross as a symbol of Jesus death and resurrection and not a worship.

7. Jesus in his entire life on earth did not even slap anybody not to talk of killing a person. Rev 22:3 that you quoted is talking about what will happen to sinners (prostitutes) that fail to repent until judgement days.

9. 15 million people killed in the name of Christ. Explain further. Is it that they were killed because they are Christ followers or they were killed by Christ. If the latter is what you are referring to, then the bible foretold all this one. They will all rise with the saints in the last days.

SUMMARY

THE GREATNESS OF GOD IS AWESOME AND UNSEARCHABLE. WETHER ANYONE BELIEVES IN HIM OR NOT, GOD WILL STILL REMAIN GOD; HALLELUIA. REMEMBER THAT THERE ARE BILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, SO IF ANYONE DECIDE NOT TO MAKE HEAVEN because OF JUST THE LITTLE TIME HE IS SPENDING ON THIS EARTH, IT IS THAT PERSON'S BUSINESS. AS FOR ME AND MY FAMILY, WE SHALL CONTINUE TO WORSHIP GOD ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIFE - AMEN. I AM LIKE A CLAY IN THE POTTER'S HAND. THEREFORE, CAN A CLAY QUESTION THE INTEGRITY OF THE PORTER? JEREMIAH 18, 2-6. THAT IS HOW SATAN BECAME SO ARROGANT AND IT WILL NOT BE MY PORTION. GOD IS TOO BIG AND GREAT FOR A MERE HUMAN BEING LIKE ME TO DOUBT HIS EXISTENCE.
1. as if you've never seen an amputee in your church

2. what about the woman JESUS refused to heal claiming she's not...u no....I tot u said he came to serve

6. can u give me the definition of an idol pls, the standard size inclusive imagine you die, and your friends decided to make your image, and walk about with it around their neck how ll your relatives feel

7. da part where JESUS was insulting PAUL, !maybe you've forgotten!

8. 15million killed over Christ ish!!!!

don't be a slave to your pastors...seek the truth with an unbiased mind, and it shall set you free, I'm begging nio

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Religion / Re: Can Any Of You Christians In The House Explain Dis To Me By Opposing Dis Motion? by beeblah(m): 8:09am On Aug 29, 2016
kolaish:
Below is a list of Jesus’ healings in the Gospels, all 26 of them.

1. The Man with an Unclean Spirit ( Mk 1:21, Lu 4:31).
2. Simon Peter’s Mother-in-Law (Matt 8:14, Mk 1:29, Lu 4:38).
3. The Healing of the Leper (Matt 8:1, Mk 1:40, Lu 5:12).
4. The Healing of the Paralytic (Matt 9:1, Mk 2:1, Lu 5:17).
5. The Man at Bethesda pool (Jn. 5:2).
6. The Man with the Withered Hand (Matt 12:9, Mk 3:1, Lu 6:6).
7. The Centurion’s Servant (Matt 8:5; Lu 7:2)
8. Widow’s Deceased Son (Lu 7:11)
9. Demoniacs at Gadara (Matt 8:28; Mk 5:1; Lu 8:26)
10. Woman with the Issue of Blood (Matt 9:20; Mk 5:25; Lu 8:43)
11. Jairus’s Deceased Daughter (Matt 9:18; Mk 5:21; Lu 8:40)
12. Two Blind Men (Matt 9:27)
13. Mute, Possessed Man (Matt 9:32)
14. Daughter of Canaanite (Matt 15:21; Mk 4:24)
15. Deaf Man with Impediment (Mk 7:32)
16. Blind Man at Bethsaida (Mk 8:22)
17. Epileptic Boy (Matt 17:14; Mk 9:14; Lu 9:37)
18. Man Born Blind (Jn 9:1)
19. Man, Blind, Dumb, Possessed (Matt 12:22; Lu 11:14)
20. Woman Bent Double (Lu 13:10)
21. Man with Dropsy (Lu 14:1)
22. Lazarus (Jn 11:11)
23. Ten Lepers (Lu 17:11)
24. Blind Bartimaeus (Matt 20:29; Mk 10:45; Lu 18:3

Jesus spent only 33 years on earth and did all these during his lifetime.
and how has these answered the questions?

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Education / Re: by beeblah(m): 6:26am On Aug 20, 2016
Education / Re: by beeblah(m): 11:39pm On Aug 19, 2016
WomanWrappa:
I ever thought there is more reason to this than robbery thing.
Education / Re: by beeblah(m): 11:38pm On Aug 19, 2016
Education / by beeblah(m): 11:20pm On Aug 19, 2016

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Crime / Re: Prophet Offered Me N6,000 To Kidnap Sisters – Suspect (photo) by beeblah(m): 10:39pm On Aug 19, 2016
eleko1:
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. we 4 land buyers association

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Crime / Re: Prophet Offered Me N6,000 To Kidnap Sisters – Suspect (photo) by beeblah(m): 10:38pm On Aug 19, 2016
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Sports / Re: Paul Pogba And Thierry Henry Dab (Photos) by beeblah(m): 10:20pm On Aug 19, 2016
OK, noted!!
Education / Re: EFCC Quizzes FUNAAB Vice Chancellor by beeblah(m): 8:44am On Aug 18, 2016
I hope they come outa dis clean!
they both don't seem corrupt!!
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Pilgrims Arrested In Saudi Arabia For Drug Trafficking by beeblah(m): 5:30pm On Aug 17, 2016
igraman:
Not again !
Please who knows how to do change of Nationality...
I think i will, to some extent be more comfortable as an expatriate here.

enough is enough.
Awon omo ale adojutini.
eff T see again !
iiggrraammaann
Events / Re: Bride Wearing Sack As Wedding Gown (Photos) by beeblah(m): 9:31pm On Aug 16, 2016
igraman:
You use what you have to get wht you want.
As long as you are happy... ce fini.
glamorous wedding does not guarantee successful marriage... ask Tiwa.
eff T see
iiggrraammaann

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Food / Re: A Big Whale Killed In Ondo State by beeblah(m): 9:03am On Aug 12, 2016
ll this make fp? BTW, where z lasisi69 these days all im end time comments nko

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Jokes Etc / Re: The Dead Are Alive!!! by beeblah(m): 11:14am On Feb 07, 2016
na so
Jokes Etc / The Dead Are Alive!!! by beeblah(m): 8:07am On Feb 07, 2016
grin grin grin An accident occurred today, 11 were injured, 12 died so the minister of health says he has to offer #5000 to the injured and #6,000,000 to the dead for their funeral, one of the injured got up an laid where the dead were ;one of the dead said my dear go back to that place no bring wahala dey have counted us oh... hahahaha
Romance / Hilarious Photo: Guy Gets Epic Reply From Girl Over Valentine Outing by beeblah(m): 10:38pm On Jan 31, 2016
Romance / Guy Gets Epic Response From Girl Over Valentine Outing[photo] by beeblah(m): 9:41pm On Jan 31, 2016
Romance / Re: 7 Ways To Love by beeblah(m): 9:15am On Jan 12, 2016
sickstars:

Oh grin simultaneous equation i get now
Pleasw is it 2 or 3 unknowns
Can i use matrix too grin
I no too sabi maths lyk dat
Romance / Re: 7 Ways To Love by beeblah(m): 9:11am On Jan 12, 2016
sickstars:
Guys communicate in a hard manner
No wonder we girls dont kno wen dey like us or dont
M super confused
use substitution method biko
Romance / Re: 7 Ways To Love by beeblah(m): 9:05am On Jan 12, 2016
u sure?
Nairaland / General / by beeblah(m): 8:59am On Jan 12, 2016
Romance / 7 Ways To Love by beeblah(m): 8:45am On Jan 12, 2016
7 ways to love



H in H
H in T
T in M
M in M
M in T
T in H
T in T



if H, T & M are Hand, That & Mouth respectively....its a perfect relationship you've got there!
Romance / 7 Ways To Love by beeblah(m): 10:54pm On Jan 08, 2016
7 ways to love
H in H
H in T
T in M
M in M
M in T
T in H
T in T



if H, T & M are Hand, That & Mouth respectively....its a perfect relationship you've got there!

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