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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Sisterhood by beeblah(m): 10:46am On Dec 14, 2019 |
ubunja: I’d like to read the removed post...I don’t want to miss out on any!!!! Very sure they’ll be interesting |
Religion / Re: What Is The Biblical Procedures For Burial? by beeblah(m): 10:04am On Nov 05, 2017 |
Patiently waiting for an answer with proves to backup 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: Two Youth Leaders Shot Dead At A Beer Parlour In Imo State. Graphic Photos by beeblah(m): 12:18pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
YOUTH LEADERS killed inside BEER PARLOR change d topic pls |
Religion / Re: "Attention Well" In Badagry Causes Instant Loss Of Memory If One Drinks From It by beeblah(m): 9:07pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
It's ATTENUATION nd nt ATTENTION |
Education / Interesting Responses To "How Are You?" by beeblah(m): 8:29pm On Jan 11, 2017 |
How do you answer? This question has become a ubiquitous greeting in our society and just as prevalent is the humdrum "good", "fine", "meh", etc. In a flash of inspiration and a dash of cash, I collected one hundred unusual comebacks. None of these are edited and the only rule was to be upbeat. The "NOTE" texts are from the authors, not me. 1. I'm just peachy keen! 2. Greetings, may you live long & prosper. (NOTE: I usually go for Hello as greeting, and then follow up with the How are you or How are you doing.) 3. Fair to middling, mostly middling. 4. Even better than the real thing. 5. employed! 6. I am better than heaven today! 7. Thankfully alive and still somewhat young and healthy, in this economy what more can I ask for? 8. I'm unbelievable! 9. Fine and dandy as long as no one else boogers up my day! 10. Super Duper!! 11. I am fantastic and feeling astonishingly glorious. (NOTE: I like this one a lot.) 12. Happier than a cat in a room full of catnip. 13. I am a little overstuffed. And you? 14. Just happy to be above ground. 15. I am feeling happier than ever!! 16. I'm decent baby, flier than a pelican as Lil Wayne might say... 17. Upright and still breathing. You? 18. Cool as a cucumber 19. Bouncy and ready to go! 20. Splendedly Spectacular! 21. So you say. 22. I am fantabulous! 23. Purely golden. 24. In the Newtonian or quantum mechanical sense? 25. If I were an better, there'd have to be two of me. 26. Hopefully not as good as I'll ever be. 27. Couldn't be better 28. I'd be better if I won the lottery 29. peachy 30. Other then my lumbero just fine Darling. 31. Not dead yet! 32. Living the dream! 33. Fabulous! 34. I'm about as excited as a parking spot! 35. Just dandy! I have sworn off use of the word "awesome" because I work with someone who's been no less than "awesome" for five years, which of course is impossible. (NOTE: How many people believe that when someone asks, "How are you?" they really want to know - hmmmm.) 36. well and fine and good. 37. I must be OK because my name was not in today's obituaries! 38. I can't complain... I've tried, but no one listens. 39. I am wonderfully giddy. 40. Worse than yesterday but better than tomorrow 41. I am better than yesterday and not as good as I will be tomorrow. 42. As long as I can keep the kitten I found today, I'll be fine! 43. i am fine but genneraly enterjetic 44. Flying high, man, flying high (NOTE: Give us more questions like this!) 45. old enough to know better 46. and how's your dog? 47. Pretty fly for a white guy...taking life one punch at a time! (NOTE: Life is better than the alternative...smile!) 48. "Standing in the eye of the storm." (NOTE: My husband always answers this way. It refers to the eye of a tornado, which is still while the winds swirl around. When he says it in response to "how are you," he means that right now things are calm but that there's all this activity swirling around you and things may change at any moment.) 49. Still among the living! 50. I am sailing on the sea of love. 51. "Blood pressure 120/80, respiration 16, CBC and Chem Panels normal." 52. If I were any better, Warren Buffett would buy me. 53. I am still breathing. 54. i am unique and me. 55. How goes it? 56. As good as a kipper in the sea. 57. I'm Super dee duper. 58. I am absolutely fine, in florida, its hot and awesome!! 59. I am fine as a frogs hair. 60. Ebullient and full of alacrity. 61. This is my lucky day!!! 62. I still am. 63. Amazing and happy 64. I am better today than yesterday, which is better than the day before that! 65. I am not doing so well today, my cat went on the roof, my car door will not open and my head hurts other than that I am great 66. worn out from doing good things 67. My Indian name isn't "Are You", it's Struggling Turtle" 68. I am as as rich in spirit as Michael Jackson was famous. (NOTE: Well that answer might be true if I has a place to live that was decent and an income. lol) 69. Delicous. You? 70. I am dandy, thank you for asking! How are you today? 71. Wonderful 72. I'm not unwell thank you 73. Feeling lucky and living large 74. Better than yesterday! 75. How am I? The better question would be, "Why are you?" 76. just ducky, quack, quack. you? 77. I am doing so fabulous today! I can hardly control myself from dancing. 78. As fine as a tree with oranges and grapes! 79. I am as fine as a hot brand new 2010 Camaro! 80. Must be doing pretty since I woke up on this side of the grass instead of under it. 81. I'm my usual devil may care self; nothing ever changes. 82. All banana-breaded out! 83. Quite well. And how is it that you are? 84. Better than yesterday, not sure about tomorrow. 85. strange and getting stranger 86. Superfantastic! (NOTE: Saying the word make you end in with a smile.) 87. I'm in tip top shape, how are you? 88. Just ducky! (NOTE: I alternate between 'peachy' & 'ducky'. People find it memorable.) 89. I am psyching myself up for a load of playdates this week! 90. Still keepin' up with the kids! 91. I am currently in a wonderfully-post-orgasm-and-chocolate-milk creative mood. (NOTE: Funny, what type of give us the desire to create things. Live, Love, Laugh.) 92. I'm still pleasantly pushing a pulse, thanks for asking. How are you? (NOTE: Interesting HIT, thanks for the grin.) 93. Well I did just swallow a rather large and strange looking insect, but I hear they're full of protein. So I guess I'm great. 94. Am fine unless these exams are not very tough. 95. Well, I'm not in prison. I'm not in the hospital. I'm not in the grave. So I reckon I'm fairing along pretty well. (NOTE: Limited Souther expression) 96. Fine as frog hair and twice as fuzzy. 97. FINE - fickle insecure neurotic and emotional, as usual (NOTE: for bad days - f***ed up insane neurotic and emotional.) 98. In the normal sense or the Cartesian sense? 99. I'm feelin' like a good luck magnet today, everything is coming my way! 100. From what I hear, I am very good. Okay, so some of these are a bit duplicate, but consider changing your own response to one of these and see what happens. |
Politics / Re: Idia Ize-Iyamu's Convoy Attacked In Iyamho, Edo by beeblah(m): 4:08pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
my mind is saying this was prearranged! political propagandas, publicity stunt, all Na wash!! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Idia Ize-Iyamu's Convoy Attacked In Iyamho, Edo by beeblah(m): 4:08pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
my mind is saying this was prearranged! police propagandas, publicity stunt, all Na wash!! 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: 13,000 Churches Affected, 1,500 Schools Shut, 611 Teachers Killed. by beeblah(m): 3:51pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
Oby might be right, dz place is becoming a junkyard, so much bullshit from people! gather your facts before posting shit, don't believe everything u see online? I'm not a Muslim n I know 16000 churches Isa fat lie! 4 Likes |
Religion / Re: Can Any Of You Christians In The House Explain Dis To Me By Opposing Dis Motion? by beeblah(m): 8:32am On Aug 29, 2016 |
natkey: 1. reference pls 2. came to fulfill laws to be neglected by his followers 4. OK, since He didn't create it, he wouldn't know the cure bah? 5. as if you don't know of the numerous contradictions, the numbered expungement?? BTW, have seen the original manuscript yourself? in what language was it written? to other answers: I AIN'T GAT MUCH TIME....PLS DO A 'REASONABLE' RESEARCH BEFORE BELIEVING ANYTHING!!!!!!! |
Religion / Re: Can Any Of You Christians In The House Explain Dis To Me By Opposing Dis Motion? by beeblah(m): 8:19am On Aug 29, 2016 |
kolaish:1. as if you've never seen an amputee in your church 2. what about the woman JESUS refused to heal claiming she's not...u no....I tot u said he came to serve 6. can u give me the definition of an idol pls, the standard size inclusive imagine you die, and your friends decided to make your image, and walk about with it around their neck how ll your relatives feel 7. da part where JESUS was insulting PAUL, !maybe you've forgotten! 8. 15million killed over Christ ish!!!! don't be a slave to your pastors...seek the truth with an unbiased mind, and it shall set you free, I'm begging nio 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Can Any Of You Christians In The House Explain Dis To Me By Opposing Dis Motion? by beeblah(m): 8:09am On Aug 29, 2016 |
kolaish:and how has these answered the questions? 1 Like |
Education / Re: by beeblah(m): 6:26am On Aug 20, 2016 |
Education / Re: by beeblah(m): 11:39pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
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Education / Re: by beeblah(m): 11:38pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
Education / by beeblah(m): 11:20pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
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Crime / Re: Prophet Offered Me N6,000 To Kidnap Sisters – Suspect (photo) by beeblah(m): 10:39pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
eleko1:. we 4 land buyers association 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Prophet Offered Me N6,000 To Kidnap Sisters – Suspect (photo) by beeblah(m): 10:38pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
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Sports / Re: Paul Pogba And Thierry Henry Dab (Photos) by beeblah(m): 10:20pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
OK, noted!! |
Education / Re: EFCC Quizzes FUNAAB Vice Chancellor by beeblah(m): 8:44am On Aug 18, 2016 |
I hope they come outa dis clean! they both don't seem corrupt!! |
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Pilgrims Arrested In Saudi Arabia For Drug Trafficking by beeblah(m): 5:30pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
igraman:iiggrraammaann |
Events / Re: Bride Wearing Sack As Wedding Gown (Photos) by beeblah(m): 9:31pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
igraman:iiggrraammaann 1 Like |
Food / Re: A Big Whale Killed In Ondo State by beeblah(m): 9:03am On Aug 12, 2016 |
ll this make fp?
BTW, where z lasisi69 these days
all im end time comments nko 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Dead Are Alive!!! by beeblah(m): 11:14am On Feb 07, 2016 |
na so |
Jokes Etc / The Dead Are Alive!!! by beeblah(m): 8:07am On Feb 07, 2016 |
An accident occurred today, 11 were
injured, 12 died so the minister of health
says he has to offer #5000 to the injured and
#6,000,000 to the dead for their funeral, one
of the injured got up an laid where the dead
were ;one of the dead said my dear go back
to that place no bring wahala dey have
counted us oh... hahahaha |
Romance / Hilarious Photo: Guy Gets Epic Reply From Girl Over Valentine Outing by beeblah(m): 10:38pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Romance / Guy Gets Epic Response From Girl Over Valentine Outing[photo] by beeblah(m): 9:41pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Romance / Re: 7 Ways To Love by beeblah(m): 9:15am On Jan 12, 2016 |
sickstars:I no too sabi maths lyk dat |
Romance / Re: 7 Ways To Love by beeblah(m): 9:11am On Jan 12, 2016 |
sickstars:use substitution method biko |
Romance / Re: 7 Ways To Love by beeblah(m): 9:05am On Jan 12, 2016 |
u sure? |
Nairaland / General / by beeblah(m): 8:59am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Romance / 7 Ways To Love by beeblah(m): 8:45am On Jan 12, 2016 |
7 ways to love H in H H in T T in M M in M M in T T in H T in T if H, T & M are Hand, That & Mouth respectively....its a perfect relationship you've got there! |
Romance / 7 Ways To Love by beeblah(m): 10:54pm On Jan 08, 2016 |
7 ways to love H in H H in T T in M M in M M in T T in H T in T if H, T & M are Hand, That & Mouth respectively....its a perfect relationship you've got there! |
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