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Celebrities / Re: JayZ & Beyonce Buy $80,000 Doll For Blue Ivy's First Birthday by beethomas: 11:20am On Jan 15, 2013
S80,000 in naira ,N12,580,000.00
Abeg na mak una no kill us ni
Politics / Re: Jonathan May Be Jailed For 7 Years After Tenure - Prophet by beethomas: 2:52pm On Jan 10, 2013
Still waiting for the prophecy that say " Boko haram will face the wrath of God as their own devices begin to work against them" not prophecies that say doom to all but the offenders.Sincerely, I respect the men of God who give out prophecies,But it now seems we look at them as chief priest who ask from the gods and relay to the people who are expectantly waiting. If the now say to us God has said we will die this year would you accept it cos they said so or would you go to go in prayers and counter it? God is so full of mercy, so let's look up to God more than his servants whom we so adore. All the same if the prophecies affect anybody, a word is enough for the wise, evil can still be averted.
Fashion / Re: Rapper Eva Alordiah New Hairdo - Cute Or Not? by beethomas: 1:07pm On Jan 10, 2013
Looks like to cats where chasing a mice inside the hair
Abeg the thing ugly jare
By the way sef, na who she bi?
Can anybody testify to her rap skills?
Nairaland / General / Re: Dog Tries To Revive His Dead Mate After She Is Killed By A Car by beethomas: 2:57pm On Dec 20, 2012
Makes me miss my dog who died close to her expected date of delivery
When a nasty driver ran her over with the pregnancy
R.I.P Winny
Family / Re: The Name You Used To Store Your Mother's Phone Number? by beethomas: 2:40pm On Dec 20, 2012
Mama mia smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: Describe Year 2012 In One Word by beethomas: 6:32am On Dec 20, 2012
2012 was a trying years with many tears accompanied by ups and downs
But I'm grateful for the fact that I'm still alive as is my family
In short, it was a year of safety and deliverance.
Religion / Re: What Is The Connection Between Santa And Christmas? by beethomas: 3:55pm On Dec 13, 2012
AKA Santa Claus

From the 19th century: Thomas Nast's vision of old Saint Nick.

Every December 24th millions of people are visited by a short, fat guy in a red suit. Where did he come from, why does he do it, and how does he accomplish this seemingly impossible task?

Santa Claus... Kris Kringle...Old Saint Nick... We see him on advertising posters, in parades, at departments stores...who is this guy and why does he have so many aliases? Well, the original St. Nicholas lived in southwestern Turkey in the 4th century. As the bishop of Myra he was credited with doing a number of miracles involving sailors and children. After his death this led him to become the patron saint of both groups as well as for unmarried girls. As a saint he was given his own "feast day" that was celebrated on December 6th.

At about the same time Nicholas lived, Pope Julius I decided to establish a date for the celebration of the birth of Jesus. As the actual time of year for this event was unknown, the Pope decided to assign the holiday to December 25th. There had long been a pagan midwinter festival at this time of year and the Pope hoped to use the holiday to christianize the celebrations.

Eventually, Saint Nicholas's feast day also became associated with December 25th and his connection with Christmas was established. A tradition developed that he would supposedly visit homes on Christmas Eve and children would place nuts, apples, sweets and other items around the house to welcome him. As the reformation took a hold of much of Europe, however, the popularity of St. Nicholas dropped in most Protestant countries, with the exception of Holland where he was referred to as "Sinter Klaas." After this tradition came to the United States, "Sinter Klass" would eventually be corrupted to "Sancte Claus."
Religion / Re: Mayan Apocalypse: Panic Spreads As December 21 Nears by beethomas: 8:35am On Dec 11, 2012
Matthew 24:36
NYSC / Re: NCCF Corpers Lodge In Abuja Razed By Fire (Pictures) by beethomas: 3:08pm On Dec 10, 2012
bobbyruffy: chai, i pity ur parents!
If there's nothing wise or reasonable coming out of your mouth then kindly mute your voice cos you sound like a sadist
Family / Re: Which Of These Did You Do As A Child? by beethomas: 7:28am On Nov 10, 2012
Everything minus 5.
I also ate my eraser
Wrote pencil on my my okin biscuit
Ate garri mixed with palm oil
Rice and bread
Chai we grow up sha o
Dis new generation no know anything jor
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Freaks Out On Twitter After Obama Wins Election by beethomas: 12:27pm On Nov 07, 2012
all i will say is this:
if God didnt want Obama to be on the seat of power at this crucial moment
HE WOULD NOT HAVE WON AT ALL
but to fullfill the scripture, he must be there
whether people call him the antichrist illuminati or satanist
he is working on Gods watch and command
what you should focus on now
is how not to allow his victory distract you
from making heaven
PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela Banknotes Issued In South Africa by beethomas: 12:22pm On Nov 07, 2012
thank God he was honored in his lifetime
if na naija, dem go wait make you die first
kon add like 30years on top
before they even think of putting you
on a banknote
MADIBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Politics / Re: FCT To Buy N295M Spy Balloon by beethomas: 3:19pm On Nov 06, 2012
the government says theres no money and we are borrowing from world bank, floods have taken over naija, boko haram is bombing up states, starvation and poverty rules supreme and here our government is saying they want to buy a BALLOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which if i read correctly will survey a 60 mile radius IN ABUJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what happens to the other states? are they not meant to enjoy the balloon dividen as well?
abeg make dem talk better joor
ballon ko tube ni

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Romance / Re: If You Had To Dedicate A Song To The One You Love,what Song(s) Would It Be? by beethomas: 9:08am On Oct 29, 2012
My love- westlife
Family / Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by beethomas: 3:36pm On Oct 22, 2012
I was with my elder sis during her labor cos her hubby wasn't in town, I confess fear wan finish me andto make mataz worse she was shouting and being a natural "pepper body" she took out the pain on me, meanwhile I was the one busy rubbing her back and waist each time the contractions came up. But eh, e no easy to be a woman o, I appreciate my mama and kudos to all mothers and soon to be mothers cos the pain no be here o. Abeg make una give una mama 3 GBOSA
Crime / Re: Aluu Community Demands Release Of Monarch by beethomas: 5:17pm On Oct 13, 2012
The aluu people are shouting
"Give is back our chief"
The aluu 4 parents are screaming
"Give us back our sons".
If they want their chiefs they should return our brothers.
PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crime / Re: Uniport Four - Parents Urge IGP To Take Over Case by beethomas: 5:05pm On Oct 13, 2012
Not only aluu community should face trials
The Nigerian police force should also be persecuted
Because the stood by and watched the murderers do their thing
They heard the cry of pain
They saw the blows and beatings
They watched the boys go in and out of consciousness
They as good as gave the order to set them ablaze
THE NIGERIAN POLICE KILLED OUR BROTHERS
They should also face the penalty.

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Religion / Re: Secret £14million Bible In Which 'jesus Predicts Coming Of Prophet Muhammad by beethomas: 3:47pm On Oct 10, 2012
i hold on to the only truth that will set me free
and that is "Christ Jesus died, was buried, ressurected and will return again soon".
so every other doctrine that tries to bring Jesus down to the level of a mare man
is not worth giving a second glance
fine, they found a book, SO WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you choose to loose your faith
and follow another god
brethren, its all up to you
but as far as heaven, hell, earth and eternity is concerned,
Jesus is the one through messiah
AND THERE IS NONE BESIDES HIM, PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Religion / Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by beethomas: 3:29pm On Oct 10, 2012
the bible is the truth without any addition or subtraction. smiley
Politics / Re: Mother Of Slain Chiadika Writes A Petition To Senate by beethomas: 2:51pm On Oct 10, 2012
Shrouded in mystery is the death of D' aluu 4
Uniport is my alma mata and of a truth aluu community have dealt
A hard blow to us all cos back in my days in uniport the aluu indigenes
Were notriously known for their tendency to steal, rape and molest our
Students yet no harm was done to them. Now they take from us for sons, brothers,friends, soulmates, fathers, friends. The blood of the innocent have risen up to heaven,an answer will come shortly.
Vengance is the Lords and Justice will prevail
Celebrities / Re: Kelly Hansome Gets First Tattoos For $4,000 by beethomas: 2:07pm On Oct 10, 2012
O ma se o, kelly na who do u dis kyn tin?
You just wake up decide to add more worwor to the already existing on
Is a pity sha, cos your body wasn't desirable before
Now by this new addition one look at it and we'll all be throwing up
It sucks
Its fugly
Its yucky
I wonder what ur mama would say
And to think you spent so much dough on it
Thumbs down dude
NYSC / Re: NYSC Allowance For September, 2012 by beethomas: 1:53pm On Oct 10, 2012
You dey ask of october allowee? When we never even smell september own. Government have always sought a
way to hold back our dues.

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