A FLORIDA COURT SETS OFFICIAL ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,
"Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.

The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day.
Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'

Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scriptures

Redomi:
All these pictures are rubbish, post pictures of his capital project and let's see.
I was once a corper in Ekiti state, they have just two recognised local govt. Ado and Ikere, others are like small settlements.

my friend i guess u served in ikere and the only place u culd go from there was probably ado...shake my head for u. ikole local govt is even bigger than ado local govt. what of ido/osi or gboyin and moba. my friend u can only see as far as ur eyes can go so lay low pls

kawasng:
Some weeks ago MTN came up with its MTN-MTN free calls, using *142# code. I joined. I also introduced it to some people around me. They joined also. We have been in the program smoothly until Monday, 12th Oct.
On 12th October, MTN took my N50.00 claiming that I had subscribed to CNN News. I never subscribed to CNN News. Well, I felt that was an indirect way of taking my money for the reduced call rate they have been giving to me in the name of Free Mtn to Mtn calls. I forgot all about it.
This morning, Friday, 16th Oct., I loaded my phone, ready to activate again another week for the program. They normally charge me N200.00 a week. I checked my balance. I had more than N200.00 in my account. I sent my activation. They deducted N150.00 from my account and refused to subscribe me, with the excuse that I didn’t have enough fund to subscribe me. They said I should fund my account and try again. Meanwhile, they have taken my N150.00 just like that. Whom in MTN should I complain to, that will listen and do something.
Just last week a relation complained to me that MTN has been deducting money from his account each time he loaded. He said he was leaving MTN. I am sure MTN has been doing to millions of their subscribers what they have been doing to me since Monday. I am afraid that if I continue to subscribe to their MTN to MTN free call they will keep defrauding me of my money.
I have decided to report this to the forum for two reasons. One, if anyone has experienced what I have had with MTN, the one should let members of this forum know, so that MTN subscribers can be at alert. Two, MTN should refund me the N200.00 they had fraudulently removed from my account. I don’t know if they read postings in this great forum, so as to respond to issues that concern them.
Thanks.

Not here to support mtn cos i was once a victim of N50 deduction and i tot it was a way of collecting their money back until a friend of mine who is a call agent opened my eyes to a pop up message that usually comes when u are making calls and trust me they usually comeand the only option is usually OK once u press it they will deduct there money weekly or monthly. so i think what u should do is what i did, i called their customer care service and told them to deactivate all i have suscribed for and he gave me a code to send to 131 and since den i have bn enjoying my free calls. AND PLS AM HERE TO SUPPORT THEM BUT IF U DONT DEACTIVATE EVEN WHEN U HAVE LONG STOPPED D FREE CALL THEY WILL KEEP DEDUCTING.

[quote author=Ttalk post=39044989]Eye service governor always playing to the gallary[/quote]

at least spell it correctly. olodo oshi

Jadonjack:


And you think this is convincin enough Try and visit jerusalem and come bak 2 show me some obvious proofs dat jesus once existed dere. I'm sure I ll still be alive 2 listn 2 you den

it is not about Jerusalem friend it is about the heart....i dint need to visit Jerusalem to know Jesus is alive. HE LIVES IN ME!!!

yazach:

Two questions from the red color
Who is the speaker and who gave the speaker the authority for his statement?
Why is he contradicting himself "Though he was God", "he did not think of equality with God" ?

that statement is one that of intent to show Jesus' humility. He, despite His status as God, did not think about that position but humbled Himself to die for you and i and go through all the neccesary stages a man could posibly pass through. And yes the speaker was speaking with the inspiration of the Holy spirit.

Jadonjack:


I asked to be enlightened, pls do 4 me sm teachings, perhaps I ll strt believing dere is someone cald jesus, at least for a strt

Jesus is not a man, He only manifested himself as one so you and i will know that He understands whatever you are going through as a man cos He was once in the flesh as well. so He understands your situation whatsoever

Phil 2:6-11
6 Though he was God,
he did not think of equality with God
as something to cling to.
7 Instead, he gave up his divine privileges;
he took the humble position of a slave
and was born as a human being.
When he appeared in human form,
8 he humbled himself in obedience to God
and died a criminal's death on a cross.
9 Therefore, God elevated him to the place of highest honor
and gave him the name above all other names,
10 that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow,
in heaven and on earth and under the earth,
11 and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord,
to the glory of God the Father.

Jesus Loves you and that was why He humbled Himself and appeared weak so you might be strong.
He died so you might live

that is d kinda face you make when the jailer says i will put an AC in ur cell.....#just kidding

From what you have written or perhaps copied from somewhere, it shows you dont have the slightest clue about the babbles you just pasted. when you dont know about a thing u dont guess you ask to be enlightened.

florakims:
You still have a chance, since u ve done it just few times, and with just one partner. You can be a secondary virgin if you stop doing it, cus ur vagina will become tight again, even though there won't be blood, since your hymen can't regrow. Just abstain from sex, tell your fiance about it. And don't forget, Jesus loves you, it doesn't matter what your past looks like, so far you are ready to make a u-turn and accept him TOTALLY.

did you just say 20times is a few times? i fear una o

did you ever remember her calling you to come and see her new pant?...chai now she is always hiding d pant




WHAT A WORLD!!!

if wat u r expecting me to say is forgive and forget then you are wrong...pls leave the relationship before she kills you

is there a way one can give this kinda post a million likes? i love that last statement "Give
them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till “some other time".... WHAT A SELF ASSESSING STATEMENT!!!

e be like say the guy don receive im death certificate

so that you may live ling my broda...find your own wife. or else hyper tinz at ur door

Just a scenario i want u to pls help me to imagine

Remember during our WAEC days, we had d orientation that if an external
supervisor catches you with an expo, u should immediately chew it and swallow it 2 destroy the evidence.
Now picture a good day, while in Biology exam hall, an external supervisor, shouts from behind "Hey! U, stand up and surrender what's in ur hand". And ur mates starts telling u Chew it and swallow it! Chew it and
swallow it!!" Even the teachers wanted to help by signalling u 2 chew and
swallow it,

immediately u showed what was in your hand, it was
MODERN BIOLOGY TEXTBOOK.

PLS WHERE DO U BEGIN THE CHEWING?

Just a scenario i want u to pls help me to imagine

Remember during our WAEC days, we had d orientation that if an external
supervisor catches you with an expo, u should immediately chew it and swallow it 2 destroy the evidence.
Now picture a good day, while in Biology exam hall, an external supervisor, shouts from behind "Hey! U, stand up and surrender what's in ur hand". And ur mates starts telling u Chew it and swallow it! Chew it and
swallow it!!" Even the teachers wanted to help by signalling u 2 chew and
swallow it,

immediately u showed what was in your hand, it was
MODERN BIOLOGY TEXTBOOK.

PLS WHERE DO U BEGIN THE CHEWING?

na sleep paralysis my broda...go for deliverance

Ipledge:
she sees everything I post

Umm...best to Avoid it then

apparentlylaw:
Galz ..vewi Complicated set of People

you are on point

Ipledge:
i won't do for obvious reason

reasons like?

Ipledge:
Wow... I don't how to satisfy girls.if they offend you and u didn't say anything,u are unreactive.if you react,you are too harsh


I get example of person like this

Can you share some experience abt the person maybe we could learn pls?

naijaboiy:

Hmm,,all these questions are becoming tough and confusing.

I'm not really a relationship expert,,just saying things from the little knowledge i've garnered.

Tanks Brova...ur howbeit little knowlege will help a relationship.

naijaboiy:

The lady really needs to understand that this guy forgave her out of Love and because he does not want to lose her yet. Not because he doesn't care.

The guy on the other hand should try to show emotions when she does something he doesn't like instead of pretending everything is fine.

He should let her know how offended and hurt he is when she has done something wrong and vice versa.

Could he add a little bit of silent treatment to show the anger for maybe a few days? cos he really does not know how to express the anger. or how can one express minimal anger in such situations?

naijaboiy:

It could be the way he's wired...not everybody takes issues very seriously.

i second that, but what advice can u give both party? its kinda tearing dem apart

naijaboiy:

Yea it's normal!

I'm pretty sure you forgave her out of Love which is not bad. But it doesn't mean you are not still hurt.

She should try and understand that fact instead of questioning why you decided to bury the hatchet so quickly

she has always complained about her fiancees habit of letting things go fast. The issue with him is that ones u confess yourself and he doesnt have to waste energy finding out himself, he lets go. Now her concern is that maybe he doesnt care if she is shared or not

naijaboiy:
Hian!

Something must be wrong with that girl

She cheated and is not even happy that you forgave her quickly..not only that but even accepted her back

Oga kick her out!!!

Quick

i was thinking insecurity must have been killing her

Please enlighten me on this issue...

Is it bad or strange for a guy to forgive infidelity too quickly? because a girl is angry with the fiancee that he forgave her too fast and she sees it as an indication that he doesnt care.

Pls cant one forgive such act quickly?
Is it bad?

your opinion pls

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XPresie:

are u joking with this or kidding me?
Well, Yes! This is 21st century, and you don't want to paint a movie of a President holding on beyond his term in office here. The worst that has ever happened since 1999 is Rigging an election and such is not about the Military or not. It is general and everywhere, even in our institutions. Gaddafi, Hussein and others are there to learn about now.... Pls say something else. When it is 2019 and Buhari is found less of worth, we shall end his Reign as we are doing to GEJ. This shall continue till we arrive as a nation.

my friend u need to see the names bolded and you will knw dat u dont have what it takes to remove a millitary man from office...

btw u sound somehow incoherent ...

Fabdedon:
so whats your point?

I guess he aint got no point...he is pointless!

XPresie:


no, for me, no assurance. But if he does, we'll show him the door by 2019 as we are doing for GEJ now. Its better than allowing the Otuoke man another term.

Are u telling me you will remove a millitary man from office? how? pls enlighten me