Bwilliam:
If you read the name "Samuel Njoroge" and immediately thought the person is igbo.
I'll advise you to take a good look at your yeye life. Lol

You enh!

1Alex:
If I am making such amount, I won't have the time to come advertise it on Nairaland.

You understand?

He wouldn't understand!

meobizy:
It seems to be an every day occurrence since she could record the incident before acting on it.

I doubt this story...

Am I not seeing demo account there!

Tegabadguy:
na yoruba guy

Mumu man!

Your disappointment is my happiness

sameoldguy:
This is a grown ass man na? If he truly is missing, I hope he comes back home. But una sure him never follow land enter Libya, Unto jakpa things? Or they should check police stations around.

The other people way dem don use for ritual or something no be grown ass people?

If you were to be close, I would advise you to report him to berekete family

jaephoenix:

Obviously you have no idea about mental health. Nigerians don't know much about it. Get educated

How do people with special gifts and abilities behave?

Infotubia9ja:


That's the issue with you all. if I stand close to you today in person, infact you won't be able to talk to me in person one on one because I am sure when you see me and activities around me, you will know I ain't in any way mentally unstable.
But still I thank you for your comment.

This is one of the reasons why it took me a very very long time to come out with this and now this..

Still it's your opinion I totally understand and thank you for your point of view.

Majority of the people in nairaland are very stupid to things like this..majority of the people throwing shades are gen z

Who would buy this for 300 million?

LordReed:


Superstition jam superstition. Some superstitious sap hung or positioned a charm to ward off intruders then superstitious you who didn’t notice how it was positioned, comes along. Both of you will go on promoting your superstitious nonsense because of a simple coincidence.

This is a gen z processing prototypes!

My prayer is that God will not allow to you to experience the wickedness of this world!

Person wet dey cry dey see road!

Kobojunkie:
It isn't a movie yet, but you proceeded to assess it as though it were a movie. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Maybe one of the kids harvesting fruit may have, in fact, thrown the object, only for it to mistakenly hit close to you? Did you stop to ask the kids on your way back from pooping in the bushes?

How more can it not be like a movie?

I believe you are just looking for where to feel relevant bro!

Gabrielshow24:
if it wasn't hung on a tree then where did it fall from🙃.

Any tall object around🤨?
If we were to allude to the metaphysical nature you imply it might not be related to you at all.

Here are some possibilities.
1) it's a charm against trespassers😁
2) it's a charm used by someone else with spiritual implications not revolving around you.
3) it's a charm that seeks for a target😁, that only shows its presence when the target is near😅
4) God gave you a victory, using "falling" as its depiction🙃
5) it's a prank😅, although unlikely in this clime of ours😉
6) it's an expired charm that has reached its day of expiry🤕.
There are other options they will just be troublesome to elucidate😊.

Any way pick your poison 🙃

Lol..

You have said something gracias!

I stay somewhere around kubwa here in abuja!!

Something strange happened to me that till date, I still find it difficult to comprehend.

I went to a friends place where I was staying before my own area in the location was demolished. The place has almost 24 hours light while where I packed to also have over 24 hours power outrage. Because of my remote job that requires constant light, I always go to my friends place to do my job there cos of availability of light. On this particular day, i was writing, at a point I needed to go to the toilet. My friends house is almost complete as there is no toilet yet in his house. I was closing the door when he came in from a job and saw me going out, he asked where I was going, I told him I was going to the Bush to poo, he said we should go together. There's is this cashew plantation in this said area where we go to poo. When we got there, we saw some little boys harvesting cashew, we had to move inside a bit to give them space and also for us to be comfortable pooing..we were about 20 feet apart when suddenly something dropped beside me..when it dropped, I was shocked cos it was like film to me, but I was still trying to process the whole thing because it was in the afternoon, I move from the stuff and was about going when my friend insisted that didn't I see what dropped down..that this couldn't be real..we moved closer and took a picture of it...it was a charm built like a table tennis bat. It wasn't hung on a tree, cos there were trees around the whole area..I thank God that I was with a friend that saw what happened, if not even e personally wouldn't believe what I saw! And how it happened!..

I believe two things about what happened!

I believed that the power around us overpowered the charm around there to nullify it, or the stuff is directly related to me and that the whole manipulations through the charm has been nullified!

I seriously need input if people who are spiritually tested to know what really happened!

Till date, I can still fathom this happening!

Still paying!!

My mother manipulated us to believe our dad was irresponsible..he paid all our school fees as at when due..he took care of is rigorously!!

She even made us believe that its from my dads family we have been having setbacks..not until we grew up and understood that it was from my mums family the top of the whole woes are!!

May their both souls rest in peace!!!

SocialJustice:
I know pastor Nkechi Ene of fresh dew more than this woman. This woman died before I even heard of her.

You were learning work then!!

2cribz:
I got scammed of my last earned money yesterday by a northerner I met online. He claimed he sold a hack pos that could yield money,and that I should pay any amount of money ,we had a lengthy conversation for close to 3days and he assured me it will work. So out of desperation, I paid to his palmpay 23k using a pos vendor,it was approved and he later claimed the money did not drop into his account. I also show him the evidence that it was approved and delivered.before you know it,he became rude over whatsapp,he started raising his voice at me,blocked my numbers,blocked me on whatsapp. Pls how can I retrieve my money back. He is a scammer and he ran away with my 23k.pls I need you people to disturb him to return my money. I will attach his numbers are.
+234 916 776 8756
09039638286

The numbers are all on whatsapp.pls tell him to return back my money.

Please judges and moderators!
Permit me


You are an idiot!!!

AllBlack:
GOSPEL singer. Are you really singing about the GOSPEL OF JESUS or na COMMERCIAL you dey do?

what happened to forgiveness?
what about 77x7?
TURN THE OTHER CHEEK is not for you.?

Na only bastard dey see vex no vex o!

papyjaypaul:
There are things you should know how to do when you start working. You don't shit where you eat. I don't really believe your stories because, are you saying your boss cannot see this post on NL? Will he be eavesdropping too

This is pure makeup sir..

Vendor127001:
A Glimpse into Their Struggles and Dreams

In a heart-wrenching discovery in one of Lagos’s bustling yet underserved communities, three pregnant teenagers have been found navigating the immense challenges of adolescence while preparing for motherhood. Their stories, woven together by dreams and realities, paint a vivid picture of resilience amid hardship.
The teenagers, aged 15 to 17, were spotted in the Ibeju-Lekki area, known for its stark contrast between wealth and poverty. The slum they call home is a maze of makeshift homes, where basic necessities are a luxury. As they await the arrival of their babies, these young girls are confronted with fears, hopes, and the harsh realities of their circumstances.
The plight of these teenagers has sparked a wave of concern among local organizations and community members. Activists are rallying to provide support, offering educational resources and counseling to help these young mothers navigate the challenges ahead. “It’s crucial that we empower these girls, not just with resources, but with hope and a sense of belonging,” says a local NGO representative.
While the situation remains dire, the strength of these young women shines through. They are not just statistics; they are individuals with stories, dreams, and the potential to transform their futures.
In a world that often overlooks the struggles of young mothers, these stories serve as a poignant reminder of the strength of the human spirit. As we listen to their voices, we are called to action—to support, uplift, and stand by those who are bravely forging their paths against all odds.

https://youtube.com/shorts/rUpZEH5N7rI?feature=share

Source: Tiktok

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GOFRONT:
These oyinbo and their wahala........How about me that has driven the corpse of my friend's younger brother from Kano to Imo state??

Dude was seated beside me on the front passenger seat as though he was still alive!!!

I guess that time, to drive dey shack you or something!.. My opinion

illicit:
My body count is approaching 60...

If I was a girl,you would easily tell

My body count na over 500..walaitalairasilahua!

Oluwo101:
Hi.

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If this sounds like what you can do or you know anyone that can do this, please send a DM on WhatsApp - 08161818749

Pay is promptly and competitive.

Pls defend this bro..

If not, you are among the people making writing job become shit on nairaland

Padipadi:

This server for ya profile wetin it mean?

Na link to earn via WhatsApp o..

Padipadi:

Cho cho cho like ya foul mouth

You no be bastard walai..you rep wat I mean..lol

Padipadi:
Latasha toto must be very sweet. How can he quick forget Ani toto so quick?
This is beyond peace of mind. It's a case of honey pot that is sweet and slimmy. Someone knew how to give a better head with tightening lips and gripping penis cap. She must know how to swallow balls and rim the ass of Mr Double Face.
What are you saying?
This man is not himself. He couldn't just lay low with the new love for a while?
Now his family are being dramatic using security agency to look for him.
Can a 50 years old man not know road to his house if not for sweet honeypot?
As for the Latasha, don't come online to cry like Jelufa Akindele that ya man na this and that because naso that one too dey jump into hands of womanizers. A woman must sensibly seek for lasting love and as Imam Abdulganus Al-Ganusi from Arabian desert across the 7 seas that see vision, this union may not last. The mathematical coefficient and sure odds from sportybet and merribet is over 1.5.

Cho cho cho
Salutia gangantia

fman:

We Benue are alpha men.
We don't simp.
We dump and move on

Mouth!!

You go soon tire!

Padipadi:

Like ya fellow Benue guy wey dey simp for one Natasha presently. So pls stop forming macho when you no get one pack. All men are meant to simp to a level in order to impress their woman.

Your get sense bro...most of these red pillars dey self-service their self ni